1032 posts • joined 10 Apr 2012
Whatever way you look at it, electric cars will never take off until you can refill in five minutes or less
100Mbit fiber NBN
Suck that bitches
Re: estimates are a tad pessimistic
"I suspect if you could get it down to Earth you could make over 100 beellion dollars by marketing it as some sort of ET water with magical health benefits "
Just call it iWater. Fanbois are use to being overcharged for shit.
Re: Just wait for...
Crashing into some other countries could make the asteroid more valuable.
Re: Just wait for...
No. It's value is in space. Getting the remains off the moon makes it significantly less valuble. If you could get it into Earth orbit, it would be worth more (assuming you don't crash it into the earth and wipe out Canada)
"Meanwhile Google maps send murderer to the wrong house."
Google maps can't find right house. Apple maps can't find entire towns.
Who do you trust more?
"Forget the warnings on Coke, why don't they post warnings on the cigarettes she was puffing away at every day?"
They could put her lovely toothless smile on Coke bottles as a warning like cigarettes. That will cut down consumption...
Re: Somehow I don't feel sorry for her..
And with eight kids she can't even win a Darwin award....
Re: Nothing to do with pirates
If they didn't want P2P then why sell 100+ gig a month accounts?
It's like selling you a Ferrari and then taking back the wheels to make sure you don't speed.
In reality it not even to stop you speeding but so they don't have to fix the crappy roads.
Nothing to do with pirates
Telstra is doing this so they don't have up upgrade services while waiting for the NBN to come in.
Why spend money on DSLAMS if you need to rip them back out in a couple of years (or less)
Pirates are a good excuse to to reduce traffic to delay upgrades to save money. Nothing more. Nothing less.
No shadow, time for a sandwich!
If there is a shadow, time for sex?
"Rolling in wearable computing may void the warranty."
But wearing nothing makes the sundial work better...
Re: Wow, like playing darts.
If your iOwl is running iMaps I don't like the odds of him finding Starbucks let alone making it back home...
"If you have a moment I can drop my trousers and a sundial will be projected from my arse"
Wouldn't be easier to roll over and think happy thoughts?
And the net result will be?
"I'm increasingly worried about pianos falling from the sky"
Don't buy a Morris Marina
"it's a catch 22. Companies are putting mucho money into politicians pockets so the politicians keep passing the laws to allow them to get away with it. Hell, many politicians are doing the same thing!"
Pollies leave the loop holes because they use them themselves
If you want to make them pay, change the law. Name and shame is a total waste of time. Don't blame them for legal tax minimization.
"which while legal do not reflect the intent of the law."
Ummm law has nothing to do with intent ( or justice for that matter ) The letter of the law is the law and everybody wants to minimize tax so if it's legal, it's legal.
Don't like it? Change the law
Re: not to mention...
Did anyone check if the satellite NK launched was a mini deathstar?
Re: He might be broke but ...
5 years in the big house an then retire to a luxury villa in the Cayman Islands.
Still sounds like a bargin...
Re: Time is short it seems...
"I have no suggestion as to how they fix this."
Shoot all the lawyers
"The bit where the big superpower tried to enter Iceland and use Icelandic police as a their peronnal puppet is a good guess."
Like New Zealand...
Re: HACKER NEWS
Purchase? What is this word you are talking about?
A drop bear once bit my sister ...
"Perhaps this could be applied to NRA members too?"
The same thought occured to the NRA too hence the reason why they want to keep assault rifles....
Re: If only we were allowed to kill these bloody vermin!
"I was recommend a super-soaker filled with a mix of vinegar and cola. The cola sticks and the vinegar tastes foul when they try to clean their coat."
I'd recommend caffine free diet pepsi. It tastes truely disgusting. No additives needed...
Re: hmm @Grave
"while it might seem like a catch22, the problem of stupid people can be solved by education"
Some of the dumbest people I know are also the most educated...
Actually, long term, asteroid mining will be worth a fortune. Material in space costs $20K per kilo to get it there. Whatever you can make up there will be siginificantly cheaper and easier than getting from the Earth.
The survival of the human race depends on getting off this rock. Already too many people living here so the more you can ship out the better. The key to this is facilities in space and whomever can build and control these will make a fortune.
Re: If I had to guess,
It's "Spying for Dummies"
Privacy at the cost of your diginty...
Re: He played it pretty dumb...
"For a computer student I think he didn't play this very smart at all."
Running scanning software traceable back to him wasn't smart. If you want to report security bugs, do it anonymously because no good deed goes unpunished...
Re: He needs to make a 'Make Me Honky White Trash' app to readdress the balance.
That would be awesome....
Mullets, wife beater singlets, tatts, guns, beer
The world is full of sensitive little petals
Re: What's the alternative?
"I would be interested to see the average test scores of the pupils there pre and post the iFlood."
The tests have show that their angry birds scores were significantly higher after...
It's just an excuse to build orbiting laser cannons...
Re: Wait... Playboy == Hardcore?
When your a religious nutjob, anything not wearing a burka is hardcore...
Re: When the hell...
The Oatmeal sums this up best
Little Johnny can find hardcore stuff that makes Playboy look tame using Google in three seconds flat.
Type your perversion in, turn safe search off, select videos or images and suddenly all the smut you could ever watch in a life time at your fingertips.
Just shows what a total waste of time these watchdogs are...
Re: Time to get real
"10-30 years in prison and fines/legal fees that would bankrupt J.R. Eweing is utterly disproportionate. Aaron Swartz wasn't a serial rapist, murderer or child molester - any of whch might deserve such punishment. He was a misguided guy who broke the law."
But hacking and/or copyright infringment is a far more serious crime than rape, murder or child molestation...
Re: Jstor question
If storage is so expensive that it requires $10 per article per read then how could Swartz release it for free?
Re: Copywrite copyrite
But JSTOR isn't the creator, just the publisher. JSTOR collected money for access to the journals but none of that money went back to the creators of the journals which was the whole argument.
JSTOR got given the journals for free and charged for the access for everyone else.
Re: It'll hit the Pacific off Santa Monica, California
"Yeah thank God it won't hit a true bastion of society like Mississippi. "
Sounds like we need a second asteroid....
Re: How interesting
Evil scientists, viruses, murder, frame ups, zombie dogs, government conspiracies, dramatic escapes to freedom and amusing costumes.
It's Resident Evil meets Bourne Identity meets Master of Disguise.
Pure Oscar material right there.
Re: The Windows rice cooker...
"And the Apple rice cooker does exactly the same as the android one, but costs twice as much."
You forgot it only cooks organic fair trade certified iRice available from your local iStore
Re: This @ dssf
"The Death Star on the other hand has already been built and is hidden in orbit behind the moon"
That's no moon.
Damn thats why I couldn't find any train on BigJugs....
Re: So Aussie BS knobs go all the way to eleven too!
"My hoe does all the weeding."
And that would make you the pimp?
Re: How old is the star?
"And is it anywhere near the 4.5 billion years that Earth needed to have a technology using species?"
If it wasn't for religion we could have been a lot more technologically advanced well beyond what we are now.
Perhaps the aliens weren't so stupid which explains why they can make spacecraft capable of flying between stars.
The aliens who did invent religion are most likely still at home killing each other with rocks...
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- Pic Mars rover 2020: Oxygen generation and 6 more amazing experiments
- Microsoft's Euro cloud darkens: US FEDS can dig into foreign servers
- Boffins spot weirder quantum capers as neutrons take the high road, spin takes the low
- Plug and PREY: Hackers reprogram USB drives to silently infect PCs