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* Posts by Thorne

1093 posts • joined 10 Apr 2012

Apple engineers 'pay no attention to anyone's patents', court told

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Re: Love these lawyers

A law firm not far from me. Vile, Vile and Vile

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Apple tries to add Galaxy Note, Jelly Bean to patent slapfest

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"You have to either accept patents and protection of IP or not - but think it would kill innovation if we discarded them completely. You ask the average Joe in the street and they would say the Samsung device was near-enough a copy as it is. No one is saying they can't make a tablet but realistically there is a difference between making one and copying one."

Have you seen Apple's patents? They're total crap. Slide to unlock. Rounded corners. Bounce back. Two or more fingers on a touch screen.

Stuff like that shouldn't be allowed to be patented.

Patents are required to protect inventions, not eye candy, not the obvious.

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Widow lost savings in Facebook stock, sues all concerned for $1.9m

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Don't forget the one million she needs to help with the "pain and suffering". The casino would have to cheat by gouging out her eyes

What a total crock

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Who needs flying cars when we can robotically sort Skittles?

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Re: He's got some work to do to beat human fingers though

Yeah but the machine won't eat them while doing it

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Mystery robot-bringing UFOs sighted by Indian troops on Tibet border

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Re: There's only one explanation

It's like a rerun of "Superhero Squad"

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Scientist plans to catch Bigfoot with remote-control blimp

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Odds are the closest footage he gets is a couple of hairy rednecks getting frisky in the woods

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Apple's anti-Googorola patent lawsuit tossed by US court

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Mushroom

Is it just me?

Or is Apple getting bitchslapped from every direction?

Maybe going thermonuclear wasn't such a good idea.....

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Verizon staff arrested for stealing customer's nude pics

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Re: @Rampant Spaniel

"Just because you can does *NOT* mean you should."

Just because they shouldn't doesn't mean they won't

Just assume any pictures you take will be seen publically before you whip the camera out.

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"And just to head off the posters who I'm fairly sure are at this moment furiously typing, "She deserved it for being dumb enough to have the pictures on her phone!" - why? You have a reasonable expectation of the privacy of your data just as you do the stuff you keep in your desk drawers at home. If you wouldn't want a cable tv tech to rifle through your filing cabinet, there's no reason to condemn anyone for having what is essentially the same thing done to them."

Yep, she was dumb. In fact taking nude pictures of yourself on a whole is dumb. The TV cable guy shouldn't go through your drawers but what if he does? What if your ex boyfriend gets pissed off with you? What if your computer gets a zombie virus? House broken into. Computer techs and on and on.

Anyone taking nude photos of themselves and/or sex tapes risks themselves. Don't be so god damn stupid.

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Re: Let me put on my rocket scientists hat a second....

And believe it or not, some people are just that stupid.

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Files aren’t property, says US government

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The Cloud Industry

If something was to kill the cloud this would be it.

The government has basically said they can take any servers because someone has done something illegal using it and all the legit users have no rights to get their files back. Microsoft's Skydrive, Google Drive and iCloud have just started looking shaky

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Mexico to Apple: You WILL NOT use the name 'iPhone' here

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Karma is a bitch

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African kids learn to read, hack Android on OLPC fondleslab

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Ethiopians the other cheap meat

Ethiopians, for when Indians become too expensive. Hopefully they speak english better than the Indians when we ring Microsoft.

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Facebook’s “anti-bullying pledge” lands in Oz

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Total waste of time

Right up there with chastity pledges.

What stand are people suppose to take? The trolls want people to take a stand and get offended. Best defence is not to feed the trolls.

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FaceTime now on patent troll list

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Re: Oh the Irony!

Trolls were around long before Apple started trolling. It's just Apple's trolling has made trolling news worthy

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Re: Seriously???

Lets look at prior art.... Ummmmm the whole freaking internet is based on messaging between different carriers

Someone just shoot the stupid patent office for granting this crap.

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Apple puts less of its takings into R&D, hires more sales cultists

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Who said less on patents? Less actual research more patenting the obvious. It works better than actual research

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FBI cuffs 14 over $1m 'Gone in 60 Seconds' casino scam

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Re: Bank loses money in Vegas?

Reminds me of a quote

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob the world"

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France again threatens Google with link tax

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Re: Hotlinking - not 'linking'

"Google News is actually hotlinking (which the article fails to mention). That is, they steal the images, headline and first paragraph/excerpt from the news article and displays it on their news site."

You're an idiot!

Google does the same for every last item in it's index, not just news sites. I can search for images in Google Images. I can search for videos in Google Videos. People pay companies to get Google to index their sites.

It Google didn't "Steal" images and text from website, just imaging the search engine. The news page would be link after link called News and you'd have to click it just know what it was about.

If you got what you wanted Google would have to pay every last site on the internet for the priviledge of indexing their site.

I can see why you went AC. Man you are thick!

If the French didn't want Google to link then they could add a no follow to robots.txt. They want Google to link them but they think they can screw Google as well. They just want to see how far they can push their luck until Google pulls the plug on them.

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Re: Just Do It

"I'd say it's a big gamble for Google - if they do it (often enough), they run the risk of getting some fairly severe backlash, but they can't back down having made the threat"

What backlash? The French making it illegal for Google to unlink them? You can't force them to link and then tax them for it.

This is exactly like a shop keeper taxing the local council for supplying a road to their store. The council says "Bugger you. We'll rip the road up then" and the shop keeper crying that he's being extorted by the council. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

Personally I agree with Google. Bugger paying the frogs for the privilage of sending people to their websites.

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Just Do It

Google should stop threatening the French and just do it. Once all French newspapers disappear from Google, the whole idea of link taxes will disappear. It won't hurt Google much but will hurt the papers.

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Apple turns off Siri’s potty mouth

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Re: Mmmm

At least he died happy

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Chrome extension blocks political speech on Facebook

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Re: @Cowboy Jake

Sorry. Women and Brokeback Mountain yanks use irons. I stand corrected

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I though only women use irons?

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Brainwaves hint at gamer glory

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Alpha brainwaves also make you use words like Pwned but you're too pro to care what the noobs think.

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Boeing zaps PCs using CHAMP missile microwave attacks

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Take that Wikileaks!

Muhahahahahaha

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Fujitsu assigns team of women to design PC for women

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The female laptop only runs ebay and facebook

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MYOB users didn't want no steenking cloud

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What Crap

“We did surveys and focus groups with customers and their voice was overwhelming,” Reed said. “They wanted one single thing: they did not want us to change anything. Period.”

“Nothing at all. Zero. Zip.”

MYOB's networking is crap. You can't run over wireless and the slightest network error causes the entire system to crash. The datafiles are bloated and no real archiving to shrink them back down. The form designer is a total pain to use.

I can think of several things they could change

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British sheep falling behind Continental sheep in broadbaaaand race

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"Rural areas should get improved infrastructure, but it shouldn't be a high priority. It should come later when it's cheaper and not have a lot of money poured into it."

When does digging a hole and laying fiber get cheaper? When they invent robots to do it?

At some point they need to dig up the copper and lay fiber and it's not getting any cheaper.

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New Oz road rules forbid touching mobes

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Re: Sorry, but with lawmakers, bad drivers etc..

"Can't...fix...stupidity."

Yes you can but the side effects are fatal

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Cause in Australia, you can get charged for using the earpiece while driving.

You can also get charged for talking on a phone while pushing a pram or riding in a horse draw carriage

Welcome to the nanny state

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Re: Isn't this the law in the Republic of Ireland?

In Victoria you can be charged with pressing the button on a blue tooth earpiece as it's considered part of the phone.

A bloke got charged and fought it claiming he was scratching his ear.

The sooner Google gets it's self drive vehicles in so the roadside tax collectors can bugger off the better

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Facebook won't pull unmarked police plates page

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"In a democracy you have free speech. Well in Australia we don't, but we're not really a democracy, we're a parlimentary monarchy."

Actually in Australia, we're a two party communist goverment system. You get to vote for one of two parties but both are identical.

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Re: Reverse tactics

It's a total waste of time. By the time you can read the cop's plates, you're already screwed

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Ocker CANNIBAL DEATH SPIDERS invade Japan!

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Re: Only a flesh wound

Did you get any cool super powers?

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Tourists

We get their tourists, they get ours. Seems fair.

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Harvey Weinstein wants US to adopt French piracy laws

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Re: Disincentified?

Wiener also forgot to mention that France's three strike laws also disincentified the public from paying for the content as well.

Piracy went down but actual sales also went down.

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Chinese 'Thunder God' plant could crush cancer

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Re: No big shock really

"Really? Really, really? Dried seahorse has evidence to support its use? Which journal was that published in? And tiger bits etc?"

Don't knock tiger wang until you've tried it

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Moon was formed when PLANET SMASHED INTO EARTH

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Re: Real explanation.

"You mean Mr. Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Misses right?"

The spaggetti monster didn't need the missus. He was drunk at the time as it was written in the Pastafarian Bible

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Outback Communities Authority plans NBN extension

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Re: Don't believe a word about economic benefits

Doesn't everybody?

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Protestors target Google over that video

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Re: I always get confused listening to these folks...

"I for one am really rather glad about the mix of cultures. I can remember what food was like in the 70s."

I'll take their Kebab but they can keep their God to themselves

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Re: "Campaign for Global Civility"

"You do realise that this shooting has caused protests all over the Islamic world? What's that? No? You don't keep up with news that shows Islam in anything except a bad light."

You're quite correct. I haven't seen seen muslim protests about shooting little girls. Haven't seen any for forced marriages. Haven't seen any for honor killings. Haven't seen any for suicide bombers. Haven't seen any for stoning people to death for dancing (follow ad nausum for female education, genital multilation and the rest)

On the other hand I have seen protests followed by murder, burning and pillaging for a crap youtube video. Also seen the same for cartoons of muhammad and burning of korans.

Any other religion, insults are ignored (as the general rule). Islam answers insults with murder and destruction.

Here I am, in a western country.

If I draw a picture of Muhammad with a bomb for a turban and post it on the internet, will muslims A: Ignore it or B: try to kill me?

If a draw a picture of Jesus molesting an altar boy and post it, will the christians A: Ignore it or B: try to kill me?

Christian will ignore it but some looney muslim will try to track me down and kill me followed by other loonies offering vast sums of money as a reward for killing me and a stack more declaring a jihad on my ass and declaring anyone who kills me get a free pass to heaven.

There's the point of difference you peace loving muslim. If there is a god, I'm pretty sure he's not in favor of that shit.

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Air China passenger arrested for in-flight phone abuse

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Re: Always

"What would I be able to see at 30,000 feet."

Massive clouds of smog. Been there, seen that.

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Kiwi spook stood down after Dotcom SNAFU

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Re: NZ is obviously the best place to claim Political Asylum ...

Not really, Kim still got raided by Sargent Stupid and the Jackboot Brigade. They took all his money, kicked down his door waving automatic weapons and only now question the legallity of it all. Their American masters are backing away quietly leaving the Kiwis to take the fall for the massive cockup.

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'No cutting off people's internet based on secret evidence'

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Actually you can take it a step further. Cutting the internet will cut VOIP and for some households, that leaves them with no phone

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Engineer designs glass slipper on Quora

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"Given a choice, I think 'gorilla glass' sounds much stronger than 'fairy glass'..."

Maybe the fairy godmother was large and hairy....

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Pretty Sure

The original didn't have a pornstar heel as well.

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Second LulzSec member pleads guilty to Sony hack

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Re: So much .. "fail".

HideMyAss sold his ass right out

(Paris cause she sells her ass right out too)

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Study finds file sharers buy more music

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Well Durrr

The French found this out when their three strikes law reduced the number of legit sales. You can't help these morons

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Global action takes down tech support scam

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Re: Short conversation

Even shorter "But I have an Apple"

Works even faster

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