* Posts by Thorne

1324 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2012

Blogger better be a billionaire, says 'open access' publisher lawsuit

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FAIL

Re: How scary

Totally missed the whole point....

Who cares if you break the laws of another country you've never been to and have no intention of going to

By the way since India is such a wonderful place to visit here's the Australian governments current status on travelling to India

"We advise you to exercise a high degree of caution in India at this time because of the risk of terrorism, civil unrest, crime and vehicle accidents. "

But I'm just a xenophobe for pointing this out...

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FAIL

How scary

You've broken the law in another country you've never been to and now will be sued in said country for a billion dollars.

Unless said country was America and you lived in a lickspittle country (like Australia) who would sell you out in a heartbeat, it doesn't rate as much of a threat.

I pretty sure the blogger could live without going to India with it's wandering rapists, Islamic crazies and Bombay belly...

China breaks ceasefire, restarts hacking US government

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Re: Now, Listen Hear

Don't forget to say please...

Nintendo throws flaming legal barrel at YouTubing fans

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FAIL

Nintendo might be able to claim copyright but will be left with a massive PR nightmare and alienate their fans (both of them)

Idiots...

Foxconn still flogging iWorkers, but more lightly

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Their pay is relative. Dollar for dollar they earn less but in China the cost of living is much lower. A basic Western wage would allow you to live like a king in China. A cup of cheap coffee here would be a huge breakfast there.

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They do but adding Apple to the story makes it more newsworthy...

My god, what's that STENCH belching from your iPhone?

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FAIL

I can see the future...

Fart apps will now do more than make silly noises...

Apple: ebook price fixing? Nooo, nothing to do with us, no siree

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Re: 'Cost' for an e-book

"But having said that, e-books are generally vastly over-priced."

More often than not I can get a paper copy of a book posted to me cheaper than the price of an ebook

Ebooks are a total rip off

Government admits seizing two months of AP phone records

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Re: Anyone Else

To be fair, sometimes the media does use illegal methods to raid other's privacy while crying about public interest...

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Re: They have the authority

Nothing like fear for letting a government remove your rights...

United Nations: 'Overpopulated Earth? Time to EAT BUGS'

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Re: Again MS-Windows is ahead of the curve.

Eating is too strong a word. Choking on them is closer....

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"Here's a crazy idea, how about everyone just eats their damn vegetables and we get 2kg from 2kg of food instead of 1kg from 2kg of food?"

Cause bacon tastes better than brussel sprouts... (and these same damn do-gooders vegan hippies are stopping the geneticists from making bacon flavoured brussel sprouts)

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"How about we stop spending money on the corrupt UN and instead spend it on food."

How about we stop turning food into ethanol and bio diesel. There's a massive waste of food...

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Re: Wild bugs have parasites....

"And then, PETA will complain about the conditions for factory-farmed bugs."

We could use PETA members instead of insects. Not exactly brain food but it should be organically raised...

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Re: @RonWheeler - Or...

"Of course it does, but you appear to be offering the solution of eliminating the breeders by some form or other instead of *educating* people which history has shown to be an effective way to be the way to reduce reproduction rates."

We can educate people to reduce reproduction but then religion promotes reproduction. The net result is the educated breed less and the believers of magical sky fairies who grants wishes breed more. Less smart people and more dumb people.

We're fighting a losing battle...

Microsoft splashes big bucks to blast Google Apps

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Trollface

Re: Will this backfire?

They'd be better off spending the money on enhancements like the ribbon menu....

Don't use Google+? Tough, Google Glass will inject it INTO YOUR EYES

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Re: But there ARE uses for this!

"Now i can watch porn on the bus and no one will know!"

Yes they will...

Peeping Tom suspects cuffed after 'falling through women's toilet ceiling'

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I saw this at the movies already. It was called Dumb and Dumber

Tech giants reject tax dodge name and shame plan

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Re: They have a right to their opinion ...

It's every board's obligation to their shareholders to avoid as much tax as possible. The stupid government needs to fix the broken tax laws but that won't happen cause the pollies currently exploiting them would lose money...

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Re: So

You made the rules so don't blame us cause you're still losing

New NASA rover lands in frigid alien hell tomorrow

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Obviously

Muppets work cheaper than Indians...

Japan's naughty nurses scam free meals with mobile games

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Re: I am in agreement also.

"I have been known to buy a woman a drink or two or a meal for the pleasure of their company for a little while. If nothing else it allows one to brush up on the conversational and flirting skills. When you're socially inept that's practice that's well needed and can actually pay off."

Buy enough meals and one is bound to have pity sex with you...

Human rights groups rally humanity against killer robots

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"Because training humans to kill other humans, then sending them into civilian populated areas armed with high explosives, depleted uranium shells and the attitude that all the natives are terrorists, always ends well...

At least a machine would be able to recognize the difference between a Reuters photographer and a guy with a rocket launcher."

To the army a reporter is more dangerous than a terrorist...

New poll says Assange could win Australian Senate seat

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I can't figure out how he can get back here to sit in the seat even if he wins...

If the PM gets sick of him, they'll just black bag him and ship him to the US

Applicants sought for one-way trip to Martian Big Brother house

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Re: history again...

No send actual BB constestants. Getting kicked out of the house into non breathable atmosphere will make eviction night much more exciting...

On the plus side, bogans are like cockroaches so the radiation isn't likely to kill them.

Netflix plotting move to HTML5 video - but only if DRM works

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The Oatmeal explains this best...

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/game_of_thrones

Internet Explorer makes modest gains against Google Chrome

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Re: Meanwhile in the DPRK...

"Kim Jong-Un uses Firefox."

Kim Jong-Un uses drugs...

Planes in thunderstorms cop gamma ray bursts

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So when.....

Will a passanger go "Hulk"?

Australia gets a space strategy

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Re: Big Empty

That would upset the aboriginals, who would need a massive cash payout to make them feel better about having a sacred site destroyed and turned into a launch pad...

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Re: unauthorised launches?

"Who'd authorise a state to launch a spaceship?"

Bruce would of course...

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Bruce in Spaceeeeeee............

If Bruce goes into space, who'll look after the sheep dip?

Australia's alternative NBN plan: some taxpayer-friendly questions

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"What will be the criteria for replacement of degraded copper?"

The second coming of Christ. Anything short of that, Stiff!

News Corp prez threatens to pull Fox TV off the air

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Considered it gets their advertising out to more viewers, they should be happy but instead greedy is the only emotion they feel.

Going pay cable only reduces their customer base. These guys are so thick...

Animal Liberation drone surveillance plan draws fire

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Re: Commenters overcompensating with shotguns rather than sportscars

"When the police rock up and you're holding a shotgun and the air smells of firing, then the cops aren't listening to you rail against these hypocritical greenies flying stuff over your head and destroying the peace and quiet of the countryside they're supposedly saving. The cops are going to be much more concerned about separating you and the gun, and wondering if all of your babbling indicates a dangerous mental state."

This is Australia. The cops won't turn up until weeks later at best. The only cops you see around here are holding a radar or a breath tester...

Playboy submits to Apple with nudity-free 'Pornography 2.0' app

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Re: It probably will work out, unfortunately

"I'm not sure. From my days with dot matrix printers I recall that there is a lot you can do with strategically placed dots."

Or some very large dots...

Oz shop slaps browsers with $5 just looking fee

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"They have refused to shop there in the past due to, and i paraphrase 'customer service issues'."

Maybe the customers walked out without buying something due to the owner's attitude?

West Virginia seeks Google Glass driving ban

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Re: I forget...

Today yes tomorrow no

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Re: I forget...

What people forget is that Google glass is only the first step. This technology could quiet easily end up displaying altered reality.

Instead of seeing the road, you see a view enhanced by low light and infrared cameras. Road signs don't exist and instead you see virtual signs that only apply to you.

There is so much this technology can do but banning it before it starts stops it from making driving safer before it has a chance to grow.

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WTF?

Re: Well...

"I think it's a sensible precaution. We have no idea how badly it will affect driving, which is bad enough already. No-ome has neede one to drive a car for the last 115 years, so let's try and do without it, eh?"

Yeah we have no idea how it will affect driving so lets ban it before we can find out....

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"Sorry but your eyes should be on the bloody road. Anything that distracts you and your vision is bad news."

What about the glasses showing your speed? Vehicle warnings? Your dash already requires you to take your eyes off the road to read them now

Apple exec says music labels, Hollywood, 'old fashioned' on copyright

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Re: Thieving?

It is thieving. Considered some Adobe products would be cheaper to fly someone to the US to pick up a copy than buy here. This is on top of our dollar being worth more.

These same clowns then complain when people pirate stuff....

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Once your currency drops, they up the price. When your currency goes back up, you're already use to the higher price so it remains the same. Thieving pricks

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What a load of crap!

It's a case of paying what they think we can pay. Lying buck passing prick

Twitter patents sending messages, promises not to sue everyone

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Re: Prior art

Town crier, the dark ages...

First sale doctrine survives US Supreme Court

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Pirate

Re: Long Live Dead Trees!

This is why I pirate.....

Caught on camera: Fujitsu touts anti-terrorist pulse-taking tech

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Black Helicopters

A body cavity search for anyone that's scared of flying isn't going to help them overcome their fears...

Weev gets 41 months in prison for exposing iPad strokers' privates

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Re: What a crock

If he tried to extort AT&T then he would have been charged with extortion

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Re: Its a fair sentence.

"If you steal from an unlocked home it is still burglary. It you steal a car that has the keys in the ignition it is still car theft."

Lets use the car theft example

He saw the car with the keys in it. He knocked on the door and said "Excuse me but did you know you you left your keys in the car?"

The owner responded with "Fuck off you snot nosed little twerp and mind your own business"

Not happy with the reponse, he hopped in the car and did a massive burnout out the front of the house.

As a result he's now charged with car theft and sent to jail. If the idiot car owner had listened and did something, then everything could have been avoided.

Foxtel cries wolf at the threat of fast broadband

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Boo Hoo Cry Me A River

Considered Foxtel is channels which means you get to watch what they want to play and the NBN will allow you to watch what you want when you want, I can't really feel sorry for them.

Maybe they need to embrace the NBN and have an on demand system

Modder hacks SimCity for unlimited offline play

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Re: Server

Three things to never believe

1: I love you

2: The cheque is in the mail

3: Anything EA says