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* Posts by Thorne

989 posts • joined 10 Apr 2012

Protestors target Google over that video

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Re: ROT13

"In the days of newsgroups, text would be ROT13 encrypted, marked (in plaintext) "offensive to ...." -- and if you decrypted that ROT13 and got offended, you had no one to blame but yourself.

Could something like that not be done for video, audio, pictures .... ?"

Muslims get offended by knowing it exists. These clowns haven't watched it to get offended. Someone told them it existed and thus they are offended.

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Swiss photographer sues Apple for pilfering her eyeball

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"Just need to work out how to get them to use a picture of my brown eye for a fat cheque!"

Gay magazine?

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Astroboffins to search for mega-massive alien power plants

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Re: If we are no alone

"True. Flying Saucers don't just have rounded corners. They are circular."

Circular is nothing more than a rectangle with really rounded corners

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Re: Ah, but...

Stars are nothing but a reaction turning matter into energy. I cannot see aliens going to the bother of surrounding a star to capture the output. By the time they reach that level of technology, they will just turn matter to energy themselves and the only way to not have energy is to have no matter.

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Re: If we are no alone

"We have Macbooks that can upload a virus to the mothership."

It wasn't the virus. Steve Jobs realized the aliens had stolen his "technology" and went all thermonuclear on them. The motherships got over run with lawyers and the aliens lost the will to live. Apparently living several million light years away doesn't protect you from American patent laws.

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Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

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Re: Aspergers/Atheism connection?

"I certainly never felt the need to lash out like a frightened (albeit high-IQ) child against religion in general."

And I have never felt the need to shoot a 14 year old girl in the head for wanting to go to school in the name of Allah.

Religion is all about letting other do your thinking for you. I prefer to do my own thinking

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Re: Daft thing is ...

"I really just don't get the basic concept of anything being "blasphemous" at all."

Hear hear.

Personally I can't figure why a being who can create the whole universe needs so much money. Since he can't smite blasphemers or evil I must conclude that god isn't omnipontent, omniscience and is really crap with money.

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Microsoft trials Digits finger-sensing bracelet

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Re: Me like

It's got lasers in it. Not going to be self winding or solar

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Pakistan blocks 20,000 sites in wake of anti-Islam vid

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Re: Fucking numpties.

"but they know it can't be blocked"

Yes it can be blocked. We'll post over Stephen Conroy to help them. He knows how

(They can keep him afterwards)

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The catch 22 of all multinational companies. Sell your beliefs for money or hold fast and lose out to someone who will sell out

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Crazed Microsoft robot accuses BBC kids' channel of Win8 piracy

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Re: If it's a bot

The robot did swear and if it lied, then it's off to robot prison for it

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More Spam

"I agree with you but $100 is too low and it should not depend on what your taking down, the small guy needs protecting more so than the big players."

$100 is fine when they're sending out 1.5M requests a week. The whole point of the fine is so they don't just send out automated crap

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40,000 sign petition to oust Rep. Paul 'pit of hell' Broun

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Re: Proving yet again that the inmates are running the asylum

I live in another country too but stupidity is contagious. Our politicians have been around the Americans too much and caught the stupid disease.

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Be kind to him. He's a chemist not a biologist (I suspect he might have been sampling his own wares as well)

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ReDigi fights for right to sell used digital music

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Pirate

The music industry wants it's cake and eat it too.

How can piracy be theft but virtual goods can't be resold because there is no physical object?

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Deep-sea worm recalls Star Wars favourite

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In other news, the penis headed fish found in Vietnam has been named "Piccard"

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Google settles epic US book-scanning battle with 5 publishers

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Re: Riddle Me This Batman

"Ebooks are also subject to VAT that traditional books are not which drives their prices back up."

Ebooks have no printing costs, no shipping costs, almost no staff costs yet are only marginally cheaper than a paper copy shipped around the world.

If I buy a second hand copy of a book it will be cheaper than the Ebook.

Now I'd assume the author earns just as much for an Ebook as a paper book and I can't see the author earning more than $1 a copy, the publishing companies must be spending a fortune on hosting or just ripping everyone off.

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Re: the rights of the copyright-holders have been acknowledged ...

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

Books will have a wider audience and a longer life electronically and if Google had asked permission off every author and publishing company, it would never happen. Ever. Not in a million years.

This way the project has happened, law suits settled and precidences set. Yes some rights got trampled on the way but any other way nothing would have happened.

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DON'T PANIC: Arctic methane emissions have been going on for ages

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"It's not quite as black and white as that."

Yes it is. Damn you farting penguins

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Apple files 'Shake to Print' iOS patent application

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I'm going to patent the idea of shaking a device voids the warranty.

Muhahahahahahaha

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Re: Oh dear.....

Now when you shake your iPad, you put into silent, turn on the flashlight and print, all at the same time.

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Samsung claims Apple jury foreman LIED to get REVENGE

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They should stick the retrial on Judge Judy. I'd pay to watch Judge Judy verbally bitchslap both Apple and Samsung

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Re: I read that book

"unbiased judges who are capable of reasoning for themselves."

Is there such a thing?

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Googorola mysteriously pulls plug on ITC Apple patent probe

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Maybe they found a cheaper and easier way to bitchslap Apple. Considered Apple hasn't dropped the subject I doubt Google has either so the bitchslapping and name calling will continue on for awhile yet

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Conroy wants telcos to wear undies on heads

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Re: Sooks

Conroy might have the power but yelling "Suck it bitches" isn't a smart way to prove a point.

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Re: "I have unfettered legal power"

"Seriously - that level of arrogance is dangerous in any democracy."

Australia is a democracy? I thought it was a retardocracy. I only vote to vote out the retards I hate most and the last retard left gets the job. Democracy implies I'm voting for someone I want to run the country and these clowns can't run a chook raffle.

The only person worth voting for is Craig Thomson because he CAN organize a bonk in a brothel. The rest are not that gifted.

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Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

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Re: Feed 'im to the pigs, Errol

It was his Angry Birds T-shirt that pissed them off

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Bloke jailed for being unable to use BlackBerry Messenger freed

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"Just wow... this guy really got the book thrown at him for a mistake. And we literally cannot get rid of Abu Hamza, a man that clearly deserves several books thrown at him."

Several books wrapped in a safe

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Tesla drops veil on TOP SECRET solar Superchargers

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"What would the UK Government do if people stopped paying 60% fuel tax and got their car power for free?"

Tax sunlight (It wouldn't be the first time the UK government did that. Australia has rain tax so it could tax sunlight too)

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With a super fast charge time of an hour verses a normal refill time of a couple of minutes, electric cars are dead. Nobody want to pull into a service station and watch a movie.

As they said on Top Gear while reviewing hydrogen cars "The car of tomorrow looks exactly like the car of today"

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ASIC chimes in on data retention, seeks more intercept powers

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Re: Why?

They can get a warrant but the whole purpose is after they get the warrant, they have access to everything you have ever done.

Current they can only see what you do after the warrent. They just want to see everything you did before the warrant you know incase their charges don't pan out, they can charge you for visitng the pirate bay or such years ago.

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Google promises autonomous cars for all within five years

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Re: The future

Or alternatively, Skynet will take control of the self drive vehicles and use them as hunter killers

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"Is an automatic car going to avoid a bad pothole in the road? how will it deal with the Police and emergency services wanting to get past?"

Yes the automatic car will avoid the pothole. The first car hits the pothole and records it's location. It then transmit the location of the hole to passing vehicle heading back that way which in turn transmit it to to other passing vehicles so all passing vehicles know. The first vehicle then also submits the location of the pothole to the road authority while passing a radio receiver.

As for police and ambulances, they will get fitted with a radio version of the siren. I'm a police car, I'm at this location, I'm going this way. Self drive vehicles will pull over long before any human knows their coming. Traffice light will change so there will be absolutely no blockages to emergency vehicles.

"We don't have fully automatic trains and those things are on rails with a hugely limited number of destinations, no pedestrians to worry about. So why do we think cars will be much easier?"

Cars will be harder than trains. The only reason why train drivers still exist is because of unions protecting the drivers.

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Re: Read the background material

"All those who want to use an auto-car pissed , stoned or asleep, probably ought to read the second paragraph of the bill:"

Yes thats now but how much longer until the meatsack is removed from the equation? Not long at all

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Re: Hum

Only from the three shells...

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Re: praos

Totally wrong!

There will be more cars owned cause nobody want to drive in a taxi where some drunk puked up and so on.

Self drive means suddenly people who can't drive will now be able to use a car. Dad's car, mum's car and the kids have one too.

The real improvement will be that they will be able to drive faster and closer together to handle more traffic on the same roads

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Re: Five years? They're on crack

They've already clocked up thousands of miles, in every weather conditions and traffic conditions with only one accident recorded which was caused by a human in the other car rear ending them at the lights.

How do you prove them safe to drive on the road without getting them on the road?

That said I think they must be on crack to think they'll be on the road in five years. The effort to get laws changed to allow self drive cars will take at least twice as long as that. It's not a technical issue but a bureaucratic issue. New laws written, new standards drafted, new testing regimes and a mountain of red tape that will dwarf most soverign nations, then multiply that by every country you want to sell them into cause their all different.

If that doesn't kill off self drive vehicles, nothing will.

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Google Car

Better than the iCar using Apple maps....... God only knows where you'll end up or if it even has a road.

On the bright side more Fanbois will drown....

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Re: This brings a new meaning to...

"...are you feeling lucky?"

Every time you get into a car (or even out of bed for that matter), it's a question of feeling lucky.

Is the dude in front of me an old geezer with the vision of a mole and the reactions of cheese? Are they drunk? on drugs? morons? hoons?

Is there wild animals about to leap out in front? Did I just drive over a nail? Are the kids fighting on the back seat? Did my phone just ring?

The real question is of the risk. 90% of accidents are caused by humans. Can a robot with perfect reflexes, perfect attention and who can see 360 degrees as well as in the dark do a worse job than human drivers?

There will still be accidents and sometimes the robot will be at fault and sometimes people will die but people are dying right now anyway and less people will die with self drive vehicles.

The only real threat from self drive cars is to the coffers of the roadside tax collectors

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Book me up. I want one except in Australia, it will take the retards in government twenty years after the rest of the word has them to approve them.

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Google charms Greenpeace with wind powered data center deal

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The Opening Night

Was going really well until the waiters brought out the whale sashimi h'orderves ....

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325 Dicks sell for AUD$20m

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These days Tricky Dicks is exactly the same as Bing Lee only more expensive. I'm supprised they haven't gone broke already.

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Russia blocks Monsanto corn in GM study fallout

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Re: sigh

Considered you need to sell your soul to Monsanto to grow it, I suspect that is more likely a reason to ban it than a dodgy study done by a french quack.

Personally I'd blame the roundup more than the GM corn for any increase in cancer

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Linux-based Tizen mobile platform lives!

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FAIL

Need Apps

Need apps to build marketshare and need marketshare to get apps.

Apple got in first. Android got in by not being Apple and Microsoft will fill third place. Anything else will struggle to gain traction.

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Google in new Maps patent row - but not with Apple

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Re: "Google's map app - which was recently thrown off Apple's iOS platform"

"Apple Maps, which recently stopped using Google's data"... Which basically makes the comment null and void, because Apple never used Googles code?"

Yeah they just hire the Google Maps team....

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Populous

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Re: Not one shot from the Legoworld pack?

Yes but at least in Populous the invisible sky people do stuff. Can't tell if religion's invisible sky people do stuff. Mostly seems to be nutters doing stuff in the name of the invisible sky person. If god is so powerful he can do his own smiting (just like on Populous)

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Kiwi cops forgot Kim Dotcom's visa

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Pirate

"Perhaps they didn't bother checking his citizenship status, since they already knew of his criminal convictions in Germany - which meant he shouldn't have qualified for a visa. That's the real story here, the way fat boy got his visa through greasing the palms of certain politicians."

Seriously! Who does the government want moving to their country? Rich Germans or poor Afgans?

Kim is spending big in the country and the Afgans are on social security and government handouts. Big Kim was minding his own business when raided by the police by the orders of their American masters and the Afgans are chucking rocks at police cause someone in another country said nasty things about their religion.

I'd pick a German pirate over an Afgan terrorist any day

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Eric Schmidt: Ha ha, NO Google maps app for iPhone 5

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Re: Smart move by Google.

"You can have an Apple app permanently in development, watch and laugh as iTards slow give up on Apple, because the maps are a deal breaker (which they are) and they gradually work out they aren't the tech leader than some of the press seem to make out they are, and in say 2-3 years when they start approaching 50% of what Google Maps are, they can release it."

They'll just hire the the entire Google Maps team and get them to rewrite it for the iPhone. Whoops, too late, they're already doing that.

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Scientists: 'Castration is the key to a longer life'

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"rapists - now there's a deserving test group."

Yes but do you want them to live longer?

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Re: Quantity vs quality

Try living with a woman for ten years and then tell me you have a better quality of life than a eunuch. You both have just as much sex only the eunuch misses it less.

(That said I'll still keep them for sentimental reasons and damn the ten years)

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