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* Posts by Thorne

1030 posts • joined 10 Apr 2012

Facebook’s “anti-bullying pledge” lands in Oz

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Total waste of time

Right up there with chastity pledges.

What stand are people suppose to take? The trolls want people to take a stand and get offended. Best defence is not to feed the trolls.

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FaceTime now on patent troll list

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Re: Oh the Irony!

Trolls were around long before Apple started trolling. It's just Apple's trolling has made trolling news worthy

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Re: Seriously???

Lets look at prior art.... Ummmmm the whole freaking internet is based on messaging between different carriers

Someone just shoot the stupid patent office for granting this crap.

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Apple puts less of its takings into R&D, hires more sales cultists

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Who said less on patents? Less actual research more patenting the obvious. It works better than actual research

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FBI cuffs 14 over $1m 'Gone in 60 Seconds' casino scam

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Re: Bank loses money in Vegas?

Reminds me of a quote

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob the world"

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France again threatens Google with link tax

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Re: Hotlinking - not 'linking'

"Google News is actually hotlinking (which the article fails to mention). That is, they steal the images, headline and first paragraph/excerpt from the news article and displays it on their news site."

You're an idiot!

Google does the same for every last item in it's index, not just news sites. I can search for images in Google Images. I can search for videos in Google Videos. People pay companies to get Google to index their sites.

It Google didn't "Steal" images and text from website, just imaging the search engine. The news page would be link after link called News and you'd have to click it just know what it was about.

If you got what you wanted Google would have to pay every last site on the internet for the priviledge of indexing their site.

I can see why you went AC. Man you are thick!

If the French didn't want Google to link then they could add a no follow to robots.txt. They want Google to link them but they think they can screw Google as well. They just want to see how far they can push their luck until Google pulls the plug on them.

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Re: Just Do It

"I'd say it's a big gamble for Google - if they do it (often enough), they run the risk of getting some fairly severe backlash, but they can't back down having made the threat"

What backlash? The French making it illegal for Google to unlink them? You can't force them to link and then tax them for it.

This is exactly like a shop keeper taxing the local council for supplying a road to their store. The council says "Bugger you. We'll rip the road up then" and the shop keeper crying that he's being extorted by the council. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

Personally I agree with Google. Bugger paying the frogs for the privilage of sending people to their websites.

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Just Do It

Google should stop threatening the French and just do it. Once all French newspapers disappear from Google, the whole idea of link taxes will disappear. It won't hurt Google much but will hurt the papers.

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Apple turns off Siri’s potty mouth

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Re: Mmmm

At least he died happy

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Chrome extension blocks political speech on Facebook

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Re: @Cowboy Jake

Sorry. Women and Brokeback Mountain yanks use irons. I stand corrected

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I though only women use irons?

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Brainwaves hint at gamer glory

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Alpha brainwaves also make you use words like Pwned but you're too pro to care what the noobs think.

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Boeing zaps PCs using CHAMP missile microwave attacks

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Take that Wikileaks!

Muhahahahahaha

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Fujitsu assigns team of women to design PC for women

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The female laptop only runs ebay and facebook

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MYOB users didn't want no steenking cloud

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What Crap

“We did surveys and focus groups with customers and their voice was overwhelming,” Reed said. “They wanted one single thing: they did not want us to change anything. Period.”

“Nothing at all. Zero. Zip.”

MYOB's networking is crap. You can't run over wireless and the slightest network error causes the entire system to crash. The datafiles are bloated and no real archiving to shrink them back down. The form designer is a total pain to use.

I can think of several things they could change

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British sheep falling behind Continental sheep in broadbaaaand race

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"Rural areas should get improved infrastructure, but it shouldn't be a high priority. It should come later when it's cheaper and not have a lot of money poured into it."

When does digging a hole and laying fiber get cheaper? When they invent robots to do it?

At some point they need to dig up the copper and lay fiber and it's not getting any cheaper.

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New Oz road rules forbid touching mobes

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Re: Sorry, but with lawmakers, bad drivers etc..

"Can't...fix...stupidity."

Yes you can but the side effects are fatal

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Cause in Australia, you can get charged for using the earpiece while driving.

You can also get charged for talking on a phone while pushing a pram or riding in a horse draw carriage

Welcome to the nanny state

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Re: Isn't this the law in the Republic of Ireland?

In Victoria you can be charged with pressing the button on a blue tooth earpiece as it's considered part of the phone.

A bloke got charged and fought it claiming he was scratching his ear.

The sooner Google gets it's self drive vehicles in so the roadside tax collectors can bugger off the better

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Facebook won't pull unmarked police plates page

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"In a democracy you have free speech. Well in Australia we don't, but we're not really a democracy, we're a parlimentary monarchy."

Actually in Australia, we're a two party communist goverment system. You get to vote for one of two parties but both are identical.

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Re: Reverse tactics

It's a total waste of time. By the time you can read the cop's plates, you're already screwed

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Ocker CANNIBAL DEATH SPIDERS invade Japan!

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Re: Only a flesh wound

Did you get any cool super powers?

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Tourists

We get their tourists, they get ours. Seems fair.

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Harvey Weinstein wants US to adopt French piracy laws

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Re: Disincentified?

Wiener also forgot to mention that France's three strike laws also disincentified the public from paying for the content as well.

Piracy went down but actual sales also went down.

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Chinese 'Thunder God' plant could crush cancer

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Re: No big shock really

"Really? Really, really? Dried seahorse has evidence to support its use? Which journal was that published in? And tiger bits etc?"

Don't knock tiger wang until you've tried it

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Moon was formed when PLANET SMASHED INTO EARTH

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Re: Real explanation.

"You mean Mr. Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Misses right?"

The spaggetti monster didn't need the missus. He was drunk at the time as it was written in the Pastafarian Bible

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Outback Communities Authority plans NBN extension

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Re: Don't believe a word about economic benefits

Doesn't everybody?

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Protestors target Google over that video

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Re: I always get confused listening to these folks...

"I for one am really rather glad about the mix of cultures. I can remember what food was like in the 70s."

I'll take their Kebab but they can keep their God to themselves

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Re: "Campaign for Global Civility"

"You do realise that this shooting has caused protests all over the Islamic world? What's that? No? You don't keep up with news that shows Islam in anything except a bad light."

You're quite correct. I haven't seen seen muslim protests about shooting little girls. Haven't seen any for forced marriages. Haven't seen any for honor killings. Haven't seen any for suicide bombers. Haven't seen any for stoning people to death for dancing (follow ad nausum for female education, genital multilation and the rest)

On the other hand I have seen protests followed by murder, burning and pillaging for a crap youtube video. Also seen the same for cartoons of muhammad and burning of korans.

Any other religion, insults are ignored (as the general rule). Islam answers insults with murder and destruction.

Here I am, in a western country.

If I draw a picture of Muhammad with a bomb for a turban and post it on the internet, will muslims A: Ignore it or B: try to kill me?

If a draw a picture of Jesus molesting an altar boy and post it, will the christians A: Ignore it or B: try to kill me?

Christian will ignore it but some looney muslim will try to track me down and kill me followed by other loonies offering vast sums of money as a reward for killing me and a stack more declaring a jihad on my ass and declaring anyone who kills me get a free pass to heaven.

There's the point of difference you peace loving muslim. If there is a god, I'm pretty sure he's not in favor of that shit.

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Re: "Muslim Action Forum"

Splitters!

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Re: Supposedly.....

"some small-time producer somewhere makes an insulting D-movie about your religion"

D rate? it wasn't that good.

The muslims should piss off home and let movie producers murder and pillage over the insult it is to movies.

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Re: "Campaign for Global Civility"

Killing little girls doesn't offend islam, in fact killing little girls gets you to heaven.

Muslims need to fix their crap religion before demanding respect.

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Re: ROT13

"In the days of newsgroups, text would be ROT13 encrypted, marked (in plaintext) "offensive to ...." -- and if you decrypted that ROT13 and got offended, you had no one to blame but yourself.

Could something like that not be done for video, audio, pictures .... ?"

Muslims get offended by knowing it exists. These clowns haven't watched it to get offended. Someone told them it existed and thus they are offended.

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Air China passenger arrested for in-flight phone abuse

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Re: Always

"What would I be able to see at 30,000 feet."

Massive clouds of smog. Been there, seen that.

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Kiwi spook stood down after Dotcom SNAFU

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Re: NZ is obviously the best place to claim Political Asylum ...

Not really, Kim still got raided by Sargent Stupid and the Jackboot Brigade. They took all his money, kicked down his door waving automatic weapons and only now question the legallity of it all. Their American masters are backing away quietly leaving the Kiwis to take the fall for the massive cockup.

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'No cutting off people's internet based on secret evidence'

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Actually you can take it a step further. Cutting the internet will cut VOIP and for some households, that leaves them with no phone

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Engineer designs glass slipper on Quora

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"Given a choice, I think 'gorilla glass' sounds much stronger than 'fairy glass'..."

Maybe the fairy godmother was large and hairy....

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Pretty Sure

The original didn't have a pornstar heel as well.

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Second LulzSec member pleads guilty to Sony hack

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Re: So much .. "fail".

HideMyAss sold his ass right out

(Paris cause she sells her ass right out too)

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Study finds file sharers buy more music

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Well Durrr

The French found this out when their three strikes law reduced the number of legit sales. You can't help these morons

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Global action takes down tech support scam

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Re: Short conversation

Even shorter "But I have an Apple"

Works even faster

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Re: What exactly is the crime?

"One remote desktop session and hefty credit card charge later "

The real question is what did they do while remotely logged in?

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Swiss photographer sues Apple for pilfering her eyeball

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"Just need to work out how to get them to use a picture of my brown eye for a fat cheque!"

Gay magazine?

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Astroboffins to search for mega-massive alien power plants

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Re: If we are no alone

"True. Flying Saucers don't just have rounded corners. They are circular."

Circular is nothing more than a rectangle with really rounded corners

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Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

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Re: Aspergers/Atheism connection?

"I certainly never felt the need to lash out like a frightened (albeit high-IQ) child against religion in general."

And I have never felt the need to shoot a 14 year old girl in the head for wanting to go to school in the name of Allah.

Religion is all about letting other do your thinking for you. I prefer to do my own thinking

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Re: Daft thing is ...

"I really just don't get the basic concept of anything being "blasphemous" at all."

Hear hear.

Personally I can't figure why a being who can create the whole universe needs so much money. Since he can't smite blasphemers or evil I must conclude that god isn't omnipontent, omniscience and is really crap with money.

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Microsoft trials Digits finger-sensing bracelet

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Re: Me like

It's got lasers in it. Not going to be self winding or solar

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Pakistan blocks 20,000 sites in wake of anti-Islam vid

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Re: Fucking numpties.

"but they know it can't be blocked"

Yes it can be blocked. We'll post over Stephen Conroy to help them. He knows how

(They can keep him afterwards)

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The catch 22 of all multinational companies. Sell your beliefs for money or hold fast and lose out to someone who will sell out

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Crazed Microsoft robot accuses BBC kids' channel of Win8 piracy

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Re: If it's a bot

The robot did swear and if it lied, then it's off to robot prison for it

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