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* Posts by Thorne

1067 posts • joined 10 Apr 2012

AWS lands in Sydney, at a price

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Re: At a price?

Australia should be dearer. The backbone around here charges for data in and out. The US is only charged for data in. Good ol Telstra double dips charging both the host and the users for data in and out.

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Sydney Uni boffin wants database to track smokers

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Not sinister, just Australia's nanny state mentallity.

They want to tax fat because advertising isn't working and licence smokers because the tax isn't working.

Before long all Australians will be forced into padded rooms and fed nothing but tofu to protect them from themselves

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Humans becoming steadily STUPIDER, says brainiac boffin

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Re: Has he bothered to test this hypothesis?

Not really

The more primitive societies are still evolving. Modern society is de evolving.

A stupid tribesman who kicks a lion in the balls gets eaten. A stupid bogan who kicks a lion in the balls get rescued by the keeper and posts the video on youtube.

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You could always make the illegal drugs legal with a built in contraceptive. No more crack babies and less stupid people breeding

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Re: It's simple...

Yes you can but the side effects are fatal

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"I say, the ones who manage to survive and thrive without becoming bit-parts in a 1984 Apple ad are the ones we want. The ones who are smart enough to work the system instead of be consumed by it. The ones who choose not to conform. The ones who can still think, instead of just regurgitate Paul Dacre's foul opinions on the Register's comment boards."

You have the unemployed mother and her current defacto, six to eight kids all to different fathers. Mum and "current Dad" spend the day at the pub playing pokies. The younger kids have been taken into foster care. The older ones roam the streets at night. The charities provide the food, pay the rent and the social security and child support is spent on drink, smokes and gambling.

This is playing the system and being bright isn't required. Welcome to the new generations of society

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Re: They did

"How else would they watch the BDs of 300?"

They didn't. They did reinactments instead

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Re: Seems unlikely

"You claim that the importance of intelligence rises. I dispute that, but true or not, this is irrelevant. What matters is the importance of intelligence to the ability to survive and procreate. I contend that intelligence was more important for those functions in a less regulated, more dangerous Athenian environment."

If you look at koalas, they eat food which is nutrient poor so have evolved with a smaller brain so it requires less energy to run. Stupidity is their survival trick.

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Re: Judging

The genepool needs more chlorine

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Re: Hitler would be proud.

The problem is science is making up for genetic problems which in previous times would have prevented the person from breeding. Infertility, birth defects, genetic faults, butt uglyness can be corrected by science thus the person has a chance to breed.

Now that these faults no longer stop you, Darwinism promotes traits that help you breed more. In modern society traits that use to hold you back now help you, of which stupidity is foremost. Second is being a crap parent. Traits that make you a crap parent (drug users, drunks, abusive etc) are now a good trait for breeding. In the old days, being a crap parent meant your children would be more likely to die thus ending your genetics. Now being a crap parent, society cares for your children while you devote your time to making new little rejects.

Society has been breeding animals to achive the desired traits for thousands of years. It's about time it applied the same standards to itself.

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Re: He's right but for the wrong reason

Another Quote

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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There is more than enough people on this planet. What needs to happen is giving birth should become a privilage and not a right. Drug users, the professionally unemployed, drunks and the general dead weights of society shouldn't be breeding but if you look at society we reward them with massive child support payments for their little hordes of car thieves and vandals.

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Re: All it takes...

".. is for less intelligent people to breed faster and leave more offspring than more intelligent people."

Intelligent people plan for their children such as education and upbringing and as such only have one or two children normally.

Stupid people have happy hour.....

Smart people are fighting a losing battle

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"If the Athenians were so great how come they didn't have Playstations?"

Because they didn't have Playstations...

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Sorority girls gone WILD: '1 to 3' casual sex 'hookups' every MONTH

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Re: Hookup

"So your daughter may in fact have kissed 12 people in her first year away. Not that shocking really."

Or starred in 36 pornos...

There's quite a bit of scope between the two

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Re: Oh for glod's sake!

"Sex was restricted by religion as a control method for the masses. What STD are you going to get from masturbation? Yet it is not allowed by some."

No STD but there is always RSI

(Not to mention going blind...)

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ROGUE PLANET WITHOUT A SUN spotted in interstellar space

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Angel

"I vaugely remember a short story about explorers encountering a sole planet so far away from other stars that the inhabitants were amazed that the universe contained anything more than just them. Wish I could remember what it was called."

Well it wasn't the Bible then....

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Teen project sparks WORLD-WIDE PEE-POWERED HYPEGASM!

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Re: Dehydrated?

"If their pee is strong enough to power a generator I suggest they probably ought to be drinking more water."

And less vodka

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Re: Already been asked

They won't give the money to you. They promised it to me. They said your guy was a liar and a thief but my guy is a former priest and swore an oath to god to never lie

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Quarter of Brits don't believe that cell towers improve phone reception

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Heading translation "one in four Brits are morons"

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Egypt takes hard line on internet pr0n, calls for total ban

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Re: Who needs pr0n

"When you have a whole house full of "wives", you are LIVING pr0n."

No a suitcase of case and a hotel room full of hookers is living porn. A whole house of wives is living hell

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Re: Not just over there, sadly

Australia is just as bad with it porn blocking firewall. Luckily they dropped the idea (for now) but not before Telstra and other providers installed it

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Fujitsu guru: Win 8 will triumph. And we'll have brain plugs in 2027

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Re: Human integrated Windows? Noooooo

Blue face of death

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Apple engineers 'pay no attention to anyone's patents', court told

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Re: They're stretching the definition of a VPN to breaking point

No, prey seems right...

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Re: Love these lawyers

A law firm not far from me. Vile, Vile and Vile

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Apple tries to add Galaxy Note, Jelly Bean to patent slapfest

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"You have to either accept patents and protection of IP or not - but think it would kill innovation if we discarded them completely. You ask the average Joe in the street and they would say the Samsung device was near-enough a copy as it is. No one is saying they can't make a tablet but realistically there is a difference between making one and copying one."

Have you seen Apple's patents? They're total crap. Slide to unlock. Rounded corners. Bounce back. Two or more fingers on a touch screen.

Stuff like that shouldn't be allowed to be patented.

Patents are required to protect inventions, not eye candy, not the obvious.

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Widow lost savings in Facebook stock, sues all concerned for $1.9m

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Don't forget the one million she needs to help with the "pain and suffering". The casino would have to cheat by gouging out her eyes

What a total crock

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Who needs flying cars when we can robotically sort Skittles?

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Re: He's got some work to do to beat human fingers though

Yeah but the machine won't eat them while doing it

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Mystery robot-bringing UFOs sighted by Indian troops on Tibet border

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Re: There's only one explanation

It's like a rerun of "Superhero Squad"

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Scientist plans to catch Bigfoot with remote-control blimp

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Odds are the closest footage he gets is a couple of hairy rednecks getting frisky in the woods

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Apple's anti-Googorola patent lawsuit tossed by US court

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Mushroom

Is it just me?

Or is Apple getting bitchslapped from every direction?

Maybe going thermonuclear wasn't such a good idea.....

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Verizon staff arrested for stealing customer's nude pics

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Re: @Rampant Spaniel

"Just because you can does *NOT* mean you should."

Just because they shouldn't doesn't mean they won't

Just assume any pictures you take will be seen publically before you whip the camera out.

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"And just to head off the posters who I'm fairly sure are at this moment furiously typing, "She deserved it for being dumb enough to have the pictures on her phone!" - why? You have a reasonable expectation of the privacy of your data just as you do the stuff you keep in your desk drawers at home. If you wouldn't want a cable tv tech to rifle through your filing cabinet, there's no reason to condemn anyone for having what is essentially the same thing done to them."

Yep, she was dumb. In fact taking nude pictures of yourself on a whole is dumb. The TV cable guy shouldn't go through your drawers but what if he does? What if your ex boyfriend gets pissed off with you? What if your computer gets a zombie virus? House broken into. Computer techs and on and on.

Anyone taking nude photos of themselves and/or sex tapes risks themselves. Don't be so god damn stupid.

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Re: Let me put on my rocket scientists hat a second....

And believe it or not, some people are just that stupid.

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Files aren’t property, says US government

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The Cloud Industry

If something was to kill the cloud this would be it.

The government has basically said they can take any servers because someone has done something illegal using it and all the legit users have no rights to get their files back. Microsoft's Skydrive, Google Drive and iCloud have just started looking shaky

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Mexico to Apple: You WILL NOT use the name 'iPhone' here

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Karma is a bitch

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African kids learn to read, hack Android on OLPC fondleslab

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Ethiopians the other cheap meat

Ethiopians, for when Indians become too expensive. Hopefully they speak english better than the Indians when we ring Microsoft.

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Facebook’s “anti-bullying pledge” lands in Oz

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Total waste of time

Right up there with chastity pledges.

What stand are people suppose to take? The trolls want people to take a stand and get offended. Best defence is not to feed the trolls.

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FaceTime now on patent troll list

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Re: Oh the Irony!

Trolls were around long before Apple started trolling. It's just Apple's trolling has made trolling news worthy

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Re: Seriously???

Lets look at prior art.... Ummmmm the whole freaking internet is based on messaging between different carriers

Someone just shoot the stupid patent office for granting this crap.

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Apple puts less of its takings into R&D, hires more sales cultists

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Who said less on patents? Less actual research more patenting the obvious. It works better than actual research

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FBI cuffs 14 over $1m 'Gone in 60 Seconds' casino scam

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Re: Bank loses money in Vegas?

Reminds me of a quote

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob the world"

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France again threatens Google with link tax

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Re: Hotlinking - not 'linking'

"Google News is actually hotlinking (which the article fails to mention). That is, they steal the images, headline and first paragraph/excerpt from the news article and displays it on their news site."

You're an idiot!

Google does the same for every last item in it's index, not just news sites. I can search for images in Google Images. I can search for videos in Google Videos. People pay companies to get Google to index their sites.

It Google didn't "Steal" images and text from website, just imaging the search engine. The news page would be link after link called News and you'd have to click it just know what it was about.

If you got what you wanted Google would have to pay every last site on the internet for the priviledge of indexing their site.

I can see why you went AC. Man you are thick!

If the French didn't want Google to link then they could add a no follow to robots.txt. They want Google to link them but they think they can screw Google as well. They just want to see how far they can push their luck until Google pulls the plug on them.

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Re: Just Do It

"I'd say it's a big gamble for Google - if they do it (often enough), they run the risk of getting some fairly severe backlash, but they can't back down having made the threat"

What backlash? The French making it illegal for Google to unlink them? You can't force them to link and then tax them for it.

This is exactly like a shop keeper taxing the local council for supplying a road to their store. The council says "Bugger you. We'll rip the road up then" and the shop keeper crying that he's being extorted by the council. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

Personally I agree with Google. Bugger paying the frogs for the privilage of sending people to their websites.

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Just Do It

Google should stop threatening the French and just do it. Once all French newspapers disappear from Google, the whole idea of link taxes will disappear. It won't hurt Google much but will hurt the papers.

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Apple turns off Siri’s potty mouth

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Re: Mmmm

At least he died happy

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Chrome extension blocks political speech on Facebook

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Re: @Cowboy Jake

Sorry. Women and Brokeback Mountain yanks use irons. I stand corrected

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I though only women use irons?

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Brainwaves hint at gamer glory

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Alpha brainwaves also make you use words like Pwned but you're too pro to care what the noobs think.

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Boeing zaps PCs using CHAMP missile microwave attacks

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Take that Wikileaks!

Muhahahahahaha

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