971 posts • joined 10 Apr 2012
Just Do It
Google should stop threatening the French and just do it. Once all French newspapers disappear from Google, the whole idea of link taxes will disappear. It won't hurt Google much but will hurt the papers.
I though only women use irons?
Alpha brainwaves also make you use words like Pwned but you're too pro to care what the noobs think.
Take that Wikileaks!
The female laptop only runs ebay and facebook
“We did surveys and focus groups with customers and their voice was overwhelming,” Reed said. “They wanted one single thing: they did not want us to change anything. Period.”
“Nothing at all. Zero. Zip.”
MYOB's networking is crap. You can't run over wireless and the slightest network error causes the entire system to crash. The datafiles are bloated and no real archiving to shrink them back down. The form designer is a total pain to use.
I can think of several things they could change
"Rural areas should get improved infrastructure, but it shouldn't be a high priority. It should come later when it's cheaper and not have a lot of money poured into it."
When does digging a hole and laying fiber get cheaper? When they invent robots to do it?
At some point they need to dig up the copper and lay fiber and it's not getting any cheaper.
Re: Sorry, but with lawmakers, bad drivers etc..
Yes you can but the side effects are fatal
Cause in Australia, you can get charged for using the earpiece while driving.
You can also get charged for talking on a phone while pushing a pram or riding in a horse draw carriage
Welcome to the nanny state
Re: Isn't this the law in the Republic of Ireland?
In Victoria you can be charged with pressing the button on a blue tooth earpiece as it's considered part of the phone.
A bloke got charged and fought it claiming he was scratching his ear.
The sooner Google gets it's self drive vehicles in so the roadside tax collectors can bugger off the better
"In a democracy you have free speech. Well in Australia we don't, but we're not really a democracy, we're a parlimentary monarchy."
Actually in Australia, we're a two party communist goverment system. You get to vote for one of two parties but both are identical.
Re: Reverse tactics
It's a total waste of time. By the time you can read the cop's plates, you're already screwed
Re: Only a flesh wound
Did you get any cool super powers?
We get their tourists, they get ours. Seems fair.
Wiener also forgot to mention that France's three strike laws also disincentified the public from paying for the content as well.
Piracy went down but actual sales also went down.
Re: No big shock really
"Really? Really, really? Dried seahorse has evidence to support its use? Which journal was that published in? And tiger bits etc?"
Don't knock tiger wang until you've tried it
Re: Real explanation.
"You mean Mr. Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Misses right?"
The spaggetti monster didn't need the missus. He was drunk at the time as it was written in the Pastafarian Bible
Re: Don't believe a word about economic benefits
Re: I always get confused listening to these folks...
"I for one am really rather glad about the mix of cultures. I can remember what food was like in the 70s."
I'll take their Kebab but they can keep their God to themselves
Re: "Campaign for Global Civility"
"You do realise that this shooting has caused protests all over the Islamic world? What's that? No? You don't keep up with news that shows Islam in anything except a bad light."
You're quite correct. I haven't seen seen muslim protests about shooting little girls. Haven't seen any for forced marriages. Haven't seen any for honor killings. Haven't seen any for suicide bombers. Haven't seen any for stoning people to death for dancing (follow ad nausum for female education, genital multilation and the rest)
On the other hand I have seen protests followed by murder, burning and pillaging for a crap youtube video. Also seen the same for cartoons of muhammad and burning of korans.
Any other religion, insults are ignored (as the general rule). Islam answers insults with murder and destruction.
Here I am, in a western country.
If I draw a picture of Muhammad with a bomb for a turban and post it on the internet, will muslims A: Ignore it or B: try to kill me?
If a draw a picture of Jesus molesting an altar boy and post it, will the christians A: Ignore it or B: try to kill me?
Christian will ignore it but some looney muslim will try to track me down and kill me followed by other loonies offering vast sums of money as a reward for killing me and a stack more declaring a jihad on my ass and declaring anyone who kills me get a free pass to heaven.
There's the point of difference you peace loving muslim. If there is a god, I'm pretty sure he's not in favor of that shit.
Re: "Muslim Action Forum"
"some small-time producer somewhere makes an insulting D-movie about your religion"
D rate? it wasn't that good.
The muslims should piss off home and let movie producers murder and pillage over the insult it is to movies.
Re: "Campaign for Global Civility"
Killing little girls doesn't offend islam, in fact killing little girls gets you to heaven.
Muslims need to fix their crap religion before demanding respect.
"In the days of newsgroups, text would be ROT13 encrypted, marked (in plaintext) "offensive to ...." -- and if you decrypted that ROT13 and got offended, you had no one to blame but yourself.
Could something like that not be done for video, audio, pictures .... ?"
Muslims get offended by knowing it exists. These clowns haven't watched it to get offended. Someone told them it existed and thus they are offended.
"What would I be able to see at 30,000 feet."
Massive clouds of smog. Been there, seen that.
Re: NZ is obviously the best place to claim Political Asylum ...
Not really, Kim still got raided by Sargent Stupid and the Jackboot Brigade. They took all his money, kicked down his door waving automatic weapons and only now question the legallity of it all. Their American masters are backing away quietly leaving the Kiwis to take the fall for the massive cockup.
Actually you can take it a step further. Cutting the internet will cut VOIP and for some households, that leaves them with no phone
"Given a choice, I think 'gorilla glass' sounds much stronger than 'fairy glass'..."
Maybe the fairy godmother was large and hairy....
The original didn't have a pornstar heel as well.
Re: So much .. "fail".
HideMyAss sold his ass right out
(Paris cause she sells her ass right out too)
The French found this out when their three strikes law reduced the number of legit sales. You can't help these morons
Re: Short conversation
Even shorter "But I have an Apple"
Works even faster
Re: What exactly is the crime?
"One remote desktop session and hefty credit card charge later "
The real question is what did they do while remotely logged in?
"Just need to work out how to get them to use a picture of my brown eye for a fat cheque!"
Re: If we are no alone
"True. Flying Saucers don't just have rounded corners. They are circular."
Circular is nothing more than a rectangle with really rounded corners
Re: Ah, but...
Stars are nothing but a reaction turning matter into energy. I cannot see aliens going to the bother of surrounding a star to capture the output. By the time they reach that level of technology, they will just turn matter to energy themselves and the only way to not have energy is to have no matter.
Re: If we are no alone
"We have Macbooks that can upload a virus to the mothership."
It wasn't the virus. Steve Jobs realized the aliens had stolen his "technology" and went all thermonuclear on them. The motherships got over run with lawyers and the aliens lost the will to live. Apparently living several million light years away doesn't protect you from American patent laws.
Re: Aspergers/Atheism connection?
"I certainly never felt the need to lash out like a frightened (albeit high-IQ) child against religion in general."
And I have never felt the need to shoot a 14 year old girl in the head for wanting to go to school in the name of Allah.
Religion is all about letting other do your thinking for you. I prefer to do my own thinking
Re: Daft thing is ...
"I really just don't get the basic concept of anything being "blasphemous" at all."
Personally I can't figure why a being who can create the whole universe needs so much money. Since he can't smite blasphemers or evil I must conclude that god isn't omnipontent, omniscience and is really crap with money.
Re: Me like
It's got lasers in it. Not going to be self winding or solar
Re: Fucking numpties.
"but they know it can't be blocked"
Yes it can be blocked. We'll post over Stephen Conroy to help them. He knows how
(They can keep him afterwards)
The catch 22 of all multinational companies. Sell your beliefs for money or hold fast and lose out to someone who will sell out
Re: If it's a bot
The robot did swear and if it lied, then it's off to robot prison for it
"I agree with you but $100 is too low and it should not depend on what your taking down, the small guy needs protecting more so than the big players."
$100 is fine when they're sending out 1.5M requests a week. The whole point of the fine is so they don't just send out automated crap
Re: Proving yet again that the inmates are running the asylum
I live in another country too but stupidity is contagious. Our politicians have been around the Americans too much and caught the stupid disease.
Be kind to him. He's a chemist not a biologist (I suspect he might have been sampling his own wares as well)
The music industry wants it's cake and eat it too.
How can piracy be theft but virtual goods can't be resold because there is no physical object?
In other news, the penis headed fish found in Vietnam has been named "Piccard"
Re: Riddle Me This Batman
"Ebooks are also subject to VAT that traditional books are not which drives their prices back up."
Ebooks have no printing costs, no shipping costs, almost no staff costs yet are only marginally cheaper than a paper copy shipped around the world.
If I buy a second hand copy of a book it will be cheaper than the Ebook.
Now I'd assume the author earns just as much for an Ebook as a paper book and I can't see the author earning more than $1 a copy, the publishing companies must be spending a fortune on hosting or just ripping everyone off.
"It's not quite as black and white as that."
Yes it is. Damn you farting penguins
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