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* Posts by googoobaby

20 posts • joined 9 Apr 2012

Report: HP to SPLIT OFF PC, printer biz from enterprise wing

googoobaby

Since HP isn't merging with EMC, they're now trying to copy its Federation? Love it! Apparently The Machine which secretly runs HP (and Meg like an audioanimatron) still has a few bugs.

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VM-herder? Tintri's hybrids '60 times' easier to manage than trad dual controller arrays

googoobaby

They're _all_ paid for reports. Some are just less obvious than others.

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NetApp chucks sueball at upstart rival Nimble Storage, former staffers

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Re: No surprise

You need to put down the crack pipe. Nimble isn't anything like NetApp internally or otherwise. Nimble is a purely iSCSI product based on a log structured filesystem with a large SSD cache in front of it. You obviously have the same deep knowledge of NetApp that you have of Nimble.

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Exploring our way to the source of EMC's mighty VNX Nile

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Re: Oracle new ZFS servers

Thanks Larry!

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Cloudera taps new CEO for inevitable IPO push or acquisition

googoobaby

As Hadoop is HPC for morons, and there's lots of morons, there's lots of profit (or that's the story, anyway).

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EMC snaps up Israeli soft-storage startup

googoobaby

Given how well connected the founders of this one are, they could have announced they were developing chocolate dog food and would have still been bought out for the same premium. Once you've achieved the appropriate level of connectivity, one barely has to go through the motions of innovation any more.

I'm thinking of starting my own storage service involving encoding data steganographically in pictures of Justin Bieber uploaded to Facebook. As crap is unusually persistent, the required level of redundancy is low, plus FB will be picking up the tab. Voila, efficient cloud storage! Anyone in Cisco or EMC bizdev interested?

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Huawei: 'We're not interested in US market'

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Childcatcher

Re: Mixed feelings from an American user of Huawei devices...

My take is that there's a pantheon of evil.

Apple just wants your money and at their margins doesn't have to plot that hard for it.

Microsoft wants your money too, but at commodity margins they have to be everywhere hence their deeds.

Google doesn't care about your money, only about selling you as the commodity. The more they get on you, the more money you're worth to them. It's that objectification/dehumanization that makes them extra special evil. With bonus points for extreme hypocrisy along the way.

Oracle are Butlin's Redcoats by comparison.

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WikiLeaker Assange, Google's Schmidt and a secret 5-hour chinwag

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FAIL

Seeing the luckiest man in the world try to bask in Assange's glow is grotesque. Schmidt should be hanging out with Wozniak sharing tips on seeming relevant.

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Holy crap! EMC gives Vatican Library 2.8PB to store manuscripts

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I hope they get a vote at the papal conclave out of this.

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Investors fight off rivals to stuff money in Nexenta's pockets

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If they're Software-Defined Storage, then so is every Linux ISO image out there. Heck, what's Windows Storage Server 2012 if not this?

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Old-man EMC stirs from slumber, finds a pile 'o gold under its feet

googoobaby
WTF?

The memristor will reduce them to rubble! Jeez, can't you find something more plausible, like Woz inventing anti-gravity at Fusion-io?

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Here's a free tip, Cisco: DON'T buy NetApp unless you're crazy

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Maybe Cisco should buy or merge with EMC instead?

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What's the way ahead for Dell storage?

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Minor HP Nit

Minor nit re HP "one with a paralysed mid-range due to perceived EVA end-of-life and no 3PAR replacement products". The recent StoreServ (awful name) announcements have remedied this well, even if they'll probably "rightsource" development and support to Kreplachistan to save a few bucks.

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HP lunges at EMC's midrange with new 3PAR StoreServ 7000s

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3PAR File Services?

Is File Services integral to the 7000 series or is it just a separate Windows Storage Server server?

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HP detunes Violin, tunes up 3PAR

googoobaby
WTF?

Re: HP Violin

Exsqueeze me, Meg Mountain: 3PAR thin provisioning definitely introduces performance variability*. Effectively you're converting sequential I/O into random I/O as you hunt around the disks for wherever your many 16KB blocks actually reside. It's a significant performance hit in real life.

3PAR thin provisioning _hype_ may be light years ahead of everyone else's but they're all serving the same lumpy porridge.

*Don't even get me started on 3PAR non-deterministic latency issues that I've experienced.

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EMC flat-lining as economy continues to circle drain

googoobaby
WTF?

Stable revenue is hardly "flat-lining"; that would be HP. Were you out of cheesy sex metaphors and had to settle for death instead?

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Kissane to mould NetApp: Time to turn off the tap on ONTAP

googoobaby

Aren't CTOs at NetApp like VPs at banks?

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HP storage unit battered as buyers dodge EVA, tape

googoobaby

Jeez, another mention of "memristors". This should be part of the Reg drinking game along with penile metaphors.

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Red Hat clustered storage goes beta

googoobaby

Your choice with Gluster is either to use a server node with an NFS client or via the FUSE client. NFS is more efficient in the sense that the client is better plumbed in to the system, yet even with FUSE overhead, the other is a cleaner mapping from Gluster to local filesystem. As the article itself states, the FUSE client has "some performance benefits". I used it mostly because it was less of a pain than the NFS functionality.

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googoobaby
Mushroom

FYI, the "Fuse" client isn't a native client per se. Fuse is mechanism for letting a user-space (e.g. non-kernel) program appear to be a filesystem and as such, incurs more overhead than something like NFS which is a kernel module.

Gluster's weak point, which is not mentioned, is that a file cannot span server nodes. If you have 50G left on one and 50G left on another and need to write/copy/save 51G of data, you're SOL.

Last but not least, "Shadowman"? What dark and odorous orifice did you pull that one from?

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