When I said I wanted a BOFH update today, this is not what I meant.
But still nice to see.
1210 posts • joined 5 Apr 2012
When I said I wanted a BOFH update today, this is not what I meant.
But still nice to see.
I highly doubt apple test every app manually, what probably happens is a slew of automated tests, if any major "This is dodge" flags crop up, the app gets binned, but if they don't get any majors, but do get one or two "This could be dodge" flags, I imagine then it goes to manual testing.
I say this simply because it's to expensive for them to manually test everything.
Isn't that a pokémon?
Sadly it's not. It's already made it in on some mobile browsers. I got extremely confused when my phone beeped and vibrated upon visiting a website, with no notification / anything in sight. Did some research into it (at the time it was only a beta feature, and i've only had it happen to my phone on adverts)
Frankly I think it's daft, and I hope they enable a way to disable it because it was annoying as helll.
I'd be happy if the things just used their indicators correctly.
I don't know what I hate more, people who don't use the things at all, or those people who turn on their indicator as they're going around the corner.
I like the idea of using a paper bag, but those serve a purpose as they're recyclable. Why not use a non recyclable plastic bag instead? It's virtually the same as reusing it.
I'm currently with sky for phone and broadband, and giffgaff for mobile. Depending on the deals that come out of this I may finally have reason to get a different sky package. Likewise with BT now stating they're going to be releasing some g.fast super fibre in the future it may push fibre prices down.
Part of me is interested in this. The other part is worried that the first part is interested since I can only see things going wrong.
Considering my parents are already with sky for everything though, and their mobile phone deals are rubbish, they might actually decide to go all in with sky... Maybe I'll just let them be guinea pigs for me >.>
My apologies, in my defense however, I was quite young when this happened, i just remember it getting much worse when orange took eventual ownership.
I remember when we first got internet we went with wanadoo which was brilliant, apparently cheap (I wasn't the bill payer so don't really know on this) unlimited data, good speed (for the time)
Then wanadoo changed to freeserve and things carried on in the exact same way.
Then it changed again to orange, and everything went to shit. Started getting letters threatening to cut us of for going over a data allowance we never agreed to, our speed started to gradually drop to a snails pace where we were told we'd have to upgrade out package to get decent speeds back (which would also tie us into another two year contract with them). Effectively they were shit.
As far as mobile went, I couldn't really fault their customer service recently, I'd get through quickly and they'd normally sort my issue there and then. What did bug me was how often I had to call them, pretty much every month. The phone came with some pre-installed orange crapware on it which I couldn't uninstall, and was hooked in to some orange subscription service. In the end I rooted the phone to get rid of it because it was pissing me off. Then there was the free deezer data that wasn't free every other month... In the end I left for giffgaff. Simple, basic, PAYG (well rolling monthly contract really) no real issues.
I just wonder if this will be a fruitful venture for BT, or if they'll juiced squeeze it dry of the bits they want, and then sell of the skin to somebody else.
I tried windows 8 for a while and honestly didn't mesh with it. There were certain design choices with it that just didn't agree with me, much like I'm still not a fan of the ribbon etc.
I will probably give win10 a try after it's been out for a few months. Don't want to be an 'early adopter' but at the same time I won't be installing it on my main PC straight away, I'll probably put it on my spare PC first and see how things go with that.
Worst case scenario nothing lost and I can just reinstall win7 over the top without losing much, best case scenario it's some kind of miracle OS, I like it and I install it on my main PC. There's no harm in trying it at least, even if my spare PC is running on an e8400
I'm not overly sold o 4k tbh. I mean I like the idea, and I'm sure it'll make a nice difference on larger sets (the kind they have in some sports bars etc) but I don't see it being as noticable on smaller sets y'know? I remember reading somebody arguing similar a while ago, can't remember where though, the basic premise was that increasing the resolution would lead to declining returns, although I think the arguement was with regards to retina displays and phone manufacturers going beyond this (I know TV's for normal viewing distance are still a ways off from 'retina display' levels.
Instead his arguement was that we should work on increasing the frame rate, and I kind've agree with that. We've been stuck with 60fps for a long time now, with a lot of content actually 24/30fps and artifically upscaled. Even now we have TVs which purportedly have up to 600fps (Saw this on an LG) but it's artificial, it's not 600fps content, it's some kind've comparison between 1 frame and the next, and then incremental chagnes between them or something. Didn't quite understand how it worked myself. But I think we'd be better off pushing these higher framerates as standard, rather than as an afterthought. Hell there are videogames which go at higher frame rates than the TV and Movies we watch.
How about some other suggestions via el reg users themselves?
Personally I'd probably recommend Descent Journeys in the dark. Many hours wasted playing that game, and much hatred towards the game master at the end. It's pretty much the same as the star wars game on page 3 by the look of it.
Love to, but it might breach the DPA
I'm fairly certain there used to be something in the distance selling regulations that protected online sellers with regards to incorrect prices etc. Looked it up when somebody tried to buy an £89.99 phone which had been priced at £8.99 and they hadn't honoured the reduced price. (Cancelled the order on the store end)
IIRC it was basically along the lines of "Until the item is marked as shipped, they have a right to cancel the item". I imagine Amazon / sellers could use these same rules here, unless the item was automatically marked shipped before the mistake was noticed, at which point they're in a legal hole and would have to eat the costs unless the buyer was especially nice.
I have the urge to punch people who talk over me too.
I figured what that ip he just disabled did. It was a firewall they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
it's like the progress bar I made as part of a uni project, the bar filled in red based on the 'estimate time' elapse, and filled in green on the actual time.taken, so if the estimate were ahead you'd have a bit of red on the end of the bar.
Pretty certain I got that code from a book too.
I'm feeling horny [send picture of horned animal of choice]
I want to see your pussy [send picture of feline]
I want to see your ass [send picture of a donkey]
Part of me doesn't much care, I can change the default search to whatever I feel like, and I intend to. Although I have noticed somewhat a swing in the web market.
Originally I used IE because well, only real option. Then I moved to firefox which was worlds better. Started getting lots of problems with firefox, pages crashing, running slow etc, and I switched to chrome. Now many years later, chrome isn't displaying pages correctly, keeps crashing on me and have plugin issues for me, and I'm considering going back to firefox.
Well, things keep progressing to the simpler and simpler.
First it was myspace where you could customize your page, pretty much write blog posts etc as statuses and nobody minded.
Then facebook where you couldn't customize, and the blog sized posts are frowned on by people.
Then twitter where you get 140 characters.
Now we have Tumblr and Instagram, which are basically just photos with a couple words as a caption.
The next logical step is a social network that just measures your brainwaves and posts on your behalf.
7:00 "Feeling sleepy"
9:00 "Feeling hungry"
10:00 "Feeling sleepy"
12:30 "Feeling hungry"
13:00 "Feeling sleepy"
Would effectively by my daily posts on such a network.
UKIP is filled with extremists, the first act should be to remove all material relating to UKIP.
God hates homosexuallity it's a sin and you're going to burn in hell for eternity... but he still loves you.
It almost sounds like one of those abusive relationships where the man beats the woman for no reason then claims "I'm doing this because I love you" as his excuse... Yes I just compared God to a wife beater.
This article is wholly inaccurate, I've seen several documentaries on this very subject.
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Mega Shark vs mega shark vs crocosaurus,
CHECK YOUR FACTS!!!
Or not, I mean it's not like this has been known for ages... Oh wait it has. Body builders have been ingesting supplements which increase nitric oxide for years now with benefits along the lines of improved endurance / recovery / weight loss.
As is pointed out in a bodybuilding article I once read, the ingestation of Nitric Oxide combined with exercise increases the rate at which the body uses up glucose, effectively converting it to a form available to the body faster, then absorbing it faster. Here's the main quote.
experiment was 2 sets of people, some ingesting a nitric oxide supplement, others not, they then cycled for 2 hours, followed by a 15 minute all out cycling period.
During this time glucose levels were measured in the body and it was noted that those who had taken the L-arginine had a significantly higher glucose rate of appearance, glucose rate of disappearance, and glucose clearance rate. This demonstrates that these athletes were taking up the glucose faster into the muscle cells as the exercise persisted.
In addition to this, the supplement also supported the increase of nonesterified fatty acid concentration as well as glycerol in the body, potentially pointing to the burning up of fat as fuel.
Burning fat as fuel is another important note to this for those looking to lose weight. During the first 10 minutes or so of exercise the body burns carbs as fuel, from 10-60 minutes the body turns to burning fat. Normally from 60 minutes + the body will switch to burning muscle as fuel since proteins burn slower and it's slow energy you need.
Although I did read another study that still pointed out that going over 50 minutes was bad for fat loss, the study measured cortisol rates (stress hormone, which can increase fat storage) cortisol levels gradually decreased as people exercised, up to about 45 minutes, after which cortisol levels began to skyrocket. Lots and lots of different things you need to take into account while exercising for weight loss.
By the same logic they should have compulsory singing lessons, just look at all the pop star millionaires out there. And that involves even less effort than coding, half of those pop stars can't even sing.
I've always been an AMD fanboy through thick and thin, and even I admit that they just cannot compete right now.
In the CPU market Intel are shupping them, to the point where AMD don't even seem to be trying high end anymore, insead aiming at all in one solutions with their jaguar 8 core chips with built in graphics. It's all well and good, but it's not where the money really is, right now Intel are beating them senseless in both power (watts) and power (speed) while matching them on price / performance level, if not beating them.
At the same time they keep making jumps to catch up to nVidia, and hardware wise I'd often argue that ATI cards are better, but the drivers are a huge let down it seems. It almost feels like for every step forward AMD/ATI make, the competition takes two.
I have two pairs of jeans, they're exactly the same though. Gotta wear something while the other pair is in the wash.
Probably Useless Lacking Sophistication.
Tampering, or third party chargers, those are also to blame.
I too was with them for years and it was fine. It was when I tried to leave that all the problems began, refusal to cancel my contract and instead signing me up to a new contract in spite of me repeating over and over again "I do not want a new contract, I already have a contract elsewhere"
I then spent several months fighting with them to get the illegal contract cancelled, during which time they sent debt collectos and all sorts after me. Eventually got info on the ombudsman service or whatever it's called who deals with three. It was settled with a "He didn't sign anything, you have no legal ground to stand on, refund any money you've taken" personally I would have prefered additional payments for the amount of phone calls / stress. But at the time I was just happy it was finally done with.
As a further note, if you ever wish to cancel your contract with 3, go in store, ask a rep to call up and cancel on your behalf, state your behalf. I
As a note I'm not the only person I know of who has had this happen to them.
On Eddy Itos post, it reminds me of an episode of top gear I watched once. They wanted to test drive some car, and had been told they could have one, and then teh company changed their mind because they thought that the car would get slammed.
So instead they went to a dealership, and did a 'hidden camera' test drive, I think it was James May doing the driving, can't remember.
I believe they also had another episode where something similar happened, iirc they were driving through russia or romania... some eastern europian country. Two of three cars turned up, the third did not because the company didn't want them test driving it, so IIRC hammond bought one, using his own money.
Hot bar, sweaty hands, talking to somebody on the phone and somebody knocks into you, that's a good 6ft drop right there (give or take a few inches)
If you're a builder and you put your phone in a back pocket before climbing a ladder, that's definitely more than 3ft if it drops. Although I'd advise any builder to buy a nokia... not one of the new ones, one of the old indestructible types. Once dropped one off the top of an old oil truck, 1st story height at least, barely scuffed the plastic.
I've rarely seen anyone drop their phone from a table top, it's normally fumbling to get it out of / put it in to a jacket pocket.
Iuno, I've already seen a few 'drop tests' being done on youtube, one of which I believe was on this site in another artile by some techfix au company (i forget the actual name) where the screen broke in stupendous style.
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of fanbois suddenly cried out in pain.
On the article itself, I love teh response of 5 years to how long have you been here. This actually happened to a friend of mine, asked a guy at the bus stop how long he'd been here "About 6 months". My mate just facepalmed, started laughing before saying "I meant at the bus stop"
As for the apple following. If it suits them then that's fine. Everyone has their own hobbies. Personally I think standing in line for a few hours for a phone is daft, then again in a week or so I'll be standing in line for a few hours to get into eurogamer... and then in march I'll be doing the same thing for comicon, so who am I to judge.
As quoted from Penny Arcade (badly)
I would sell my actual baby for £2.5 billion.
With that cash, Microsoft probably have a contractual obligation Notch remains for X months / years. After which he can jump ship with cash in hand, and either retire for the rest of his life, or start up a new company.
I am somewhat reminded of the whole contreversy of the Facebook Messenger application, personally I think the seperate messanger was daft, but I went through and disabled a load of the 'features' and now it acts just like normal messenger, so much so that I again wonder why they bothered splitting off.
The furore I saw when people saw the list of permissions it needed, "Why does it want my camera / contacts / gps / first borns soul" etc. People up in arms about how facebook are going to farm this data from messenger to sell on to the highest bidder or some other fantasy... Happily ignorant of the fact that facebook already has every one of these permissions, and possibly more.
It makes me wonder if people are just plain ignorant of what folks can do with these permissions, until they're told to be angry about it in a particular case by the tabloids.
I will admit that I don't pay much attention to these permissions, not nearly as much as I should, and I do wish they'd make it a requirement to list why features are used / needed. Or better yet, disable access to certain features. (I'm getting fed of facebook and google asking if they can use my location)
No I don't use my camera straight from facebook, so you don't need camera accesss, nope nor do I use the GPS. Give us little check boxes, and a list of features that'll no longer opperate and I'll be happy (I guess)
I quite like the idea of a Trout Eel alliance. Or TEA for short.
Oh don't be so crabby.
The main thing I dislike at the moment is how others companies have begun caving to the license fees.
Now I will say if you watch TV, you should pay the license, I don't think it's good value for money myself, especiallyw ith things like netflix / amazon etc, I personally believe teh fee should be lowered (they could probably scrap black and white TV, and lower normal TV licenses to that fee)
What I'd like to see hwoever, is somebody making a reasonably priced 'TV' only minus the transmission ability. On the one hand I don't watch TV and so am in no legal dark place, on the other, I still own a TV, and from many stories of these enforcers, owning a TV = watching live TV.
Sadly gaming monitors don't seem to go up nearly as big as TVs do, and seem to be more expensive than their TV counterparts.
So on that note, if anyone can give me a recommendation of where I could buy a 40 inch monitor which takes multiple HDMI connections, along with DVI and SCART. For a reasonable price, I'd be a happy man.
Haven't touched a license in a long time. I never watched much live TV before, and I don't really watch any live TV now. If there's anything I want to watch it's usually on crunchyroll or netflix. I made sure to contact them when I first moved in to tell them I didn't watch TV, but since I live in a flat I'm wondering how long it will be before I get the threatening "We know you have a TV and we know you're watching it" letters. I imagine they'll start in november time.
Microsoft are starting to pay antivirus companies to bork up windows XP. That way more people will realize how much trouble xp is and will then upgrade to windows 8 (yeahright).
That or norton are just terrible. I've had a lot of issues with them from dodgy updates, including blocking of all web traffic, so I coudln't even update norton, deleting my explorer.exe and blocking me from installing certain games / deleting the game exe after installation because it thinks the game is a virus.
Not had nearly as many issues on kaspersky.
The weekend is almost over sir.
But I agree, for anything reasonably useful 3d printing as it is, would be fairly useless. The only thing I've seen it used for personally is rapid prototyping (even though the slow printing speed could hardly be considered rapid)
£10,000 per prototype, or £500 per prototpe. Makes a big difference, and is still much faster. Sure when it comes to the final prototype, we still splash out on the expensive 10k one, it's all the failed prototypes we've saved the money on.
In todays news the AWS cloud servers have gone down again. In an unrelated story suddenly X banks backend systems have had a massive fault, preventing standing orders, direct debits, and even normal card transactions. More on this in news at 11.
Google testing AI,
Google testing self driving cars
Google images, possibly testing the AI shows an image of a fatal car crash.
I do not want these self driving cars.
When I was with them the customer service were top notch, however it would have been nice if I didn't have to phone their customer service team monthly for every new issue that appears. For the first 6 months I was calling them every month because of a piece of bloatware they'd pre-installed on my phone, which was impossible to remove (without rooting) which also happened to be a subscription service.
Gave in, rooted phone, removed app.
Got their panther (i think) deal with the orange brand, the one with free deezer and mobile data not counted against deezer use. Was then calling them every other month when I went over my mobile data from deezer use and they were charging me.
Every time it was sorted out quickly and the staff were nothing but helpful Absolute bullshit that I had to spend so much time talking to them though.
I'm still happy with my g15 and microsoft sidewinder mouse.
I've been tempted on more than one occasion to splash out and try a razer orbweaver / naga combo. But I suppose these things vary with the kind of game you play.
It only has 2 legs, so doesn't that technically mean that this is a wyvern, and not a dragon?