Re: Popcorn time
I'm still looking forward to the time we have a GPS tracking chip embedded in the back of our hands, which can double as a contactless payment system.
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I'm still looking forward to the time we have a GPS tracking chip embedded in the back of our hands, which can double as a contactless payment system.
Grammar lesson time.
The pointy bits are the straps, with the top bit of strap hidden by the invisible woman who's carrying its shoulder.
it's is always a contraction of it is, or it has.
its is a possessive pronoun, its as in belonging to, you can normally swap out its for his, her, their and so on.
So in the case of the above sentence its is the correct form to use.
HOWEVER an apostrophe IS used for possessive nouns in other words. For example that is Sharon's book, that's the car's steering wheel.
We had the same problem. We were forced into using PSP and TSP.
I had been called into a meeting once because my weekly hours were below 10h work. While there I pointed out that the week I'd been stuck in meetings about meetings about how we're going to be doing work rather than actually working. Apparently that wasn't the right answer.
So next week I skipped all the meetings about work and finished off all my work early, apparently that wasn't the right answer either.
No pleasing some people.
I've looked into Xamarin a few times, and every time I get to the end and think "Yup that'll do me... wait, I have to pay HOW MUCH for VS integration?"
Because really that's the only difference I'm seeing as I won't make use of the other two 'features' for business users. And I'm honestly not willing to spend an extra $699 per year just fo rVS integration.
Can't help but think they'd be better off upping indie to $30 a month and including VS integration, and scrapping business whilst lower enterprise to a more reasonable level.
You've basically outlined how I've gotten 80% of my upvotes. Well done.
Sadly I've gone quiet for the past few months, not as many articles have piqued my interest as of late, so I'm way below the number of comments requirement now.
Why innovate when you can litigate.
I can't help but think this is another mass scandel caused in part by the EU.
They start mandating laws that by the year 20xx, all vehicles must have NO emissions below X and CO2 emissions below Y. If you don't get below these values by then, you can't sell your product.
What do you do? There's two choices. The honest thing, which is shut down manufacturing for a few years while R&D catches up. Which means a lot of lost profits and probable bankruptcy, or you fudge the numbers and hope nobody finds out.
Guaranteed bankruptcy vs potential, I know what I'd do.
I tend to rate out of 10, but I've never given a game 10/10. To me that would be gaming perfection and frankly I don't think any game reaches that level. The occasional 9 sure, but most games nestle on a 7 for me because they're above average sure, but by no means amazing.
An entire article on Bill Bailey, and not once did I see a mention of Chris de Burgh.
Saying that I'm going to be seeing him in December (Bill Bailey, not Chris de Burgh). Looking forward to that, also saw him for tinselworm in london, but if my seats were any further back I would have been outside. This time I'm practically front and center.
Since the day EE got the rights for 4g before everyone else, the store in town has been selling 4g, or at least pushing it on everyone that walks in. Needless to say locally we still have no 4g, heck I'm pretty sure the nearest place with 4g is still about a 40minute drive away.
I'd be willing to bet a fair bunch of complaints are people who were told they could get 4g, are paying for 4g, and are only getting 3g.
There's also the issue of flour quality.
The wheat nowadays has been grown for quantity but not quality, there's more kernels of wheat (i think that's the right term) but the mineral profile is far lower. This is in part due to the cross breeding of different strains to optimise the quantity, and also partly due to overfarming depleting the minerals in the soil which the wheat would have historically passed on to us (this is also the reason that cattle have to be supplemented with b-vitamins)
If you want bread which is actually good for you, you have to make it yourself, but even then you can't use normal bread flour because it's still terrible quality. You're better off buying a home grain mill (or making your own) and milling your own flour straight from the grain. This way it's fresher and healthier as you know exactly what's gone in.
But then you still have the issue that a fair bit of the grains mineral makeup are actuallly various minerals that stop the absorption of other minerals, so a lot of the benifits can go straight through you, how to solve this? Sprout the grain first.
You can buy sprouted grain flour, but considering the process of sprouting the grain and grinding it up, I'd be wary of the freshness.
Also, sprouted grain breads taste... different. Just an FYI
For ready meals I'm happy enough for the portions to stay around where they are, most are pretty low cal still and aren't all that filling (Unless you include the hungry joes ready meals)
I would however, like to see more packages of refrigerated things come in smaller portions. I'm a single guy living in a small flat. And yet I can only buy belly pork in packs of 8 when I only want 2 pieces, I can only buy pork chops in packs of 3 or 4. Hell I can only buy a pint of milk at the smallest, when what I want is a load of those 250ml bottles so I can stick them in the freezer (if anyone UK based knows a supermarket that sells those 250ml bottles to the public, please let me know)
And yes I am aware that I could just cook what I need and freeze the rest, but I prefer having fresh meat fresh, rather than frozen thawed, it just isn't the same.
By the time I started playing on computers we were already on windowx xp, so didn't have a chance to play around with a virus as such.
Although I did managed to attach an auto-run script to a usb stick which popped a batch file into the startup folder which shut down the PC after a certain amount of time passed. It also helped me find out who kept stealing my usb stick.
I'm surprised that, in case of power outage, the doors don't automatically lock, except for the ones between mission control and the nearest fire escape. For security reasons of course. (So they can securely make it out of the building and into the pub without anyone noticing)
Perhaps leave a few other routes open for others to get out, via the door furthest from the mission control route.
If the bank accidently transfers £60,000 into my current account, and I transfer said money to pay off my mortgage. When the bank subsequently asks for that money back. I would effectively be up a tree without a paddle.
I wonder if there's a statute of limitations on this kind of thing, if it's in your account for 12 months unnoticed, you get to keep it :P
Personally I'd go with captain janeway. First of all, when blasted to the delta quadrant with no way home, she not only kept her crew together, she managed to unite two opposing factions who effectively wanted each other dead.
Then under her command they continued to make their way home as best they could, while taking on the freakin' borg. The borg who were able to eliminate several of starfleets most advanced ships with a single cube, and during their travels, janeway was able to take out numerous borg cubes and spheres using her single intrepid class ship.
Even better? Not only against odds does she take out a random cube here or there, but with a little help from the inside she WIPES OUT THE BORG!
The single most dangerous enemy to date, and janeway wipes them off the face of the universe. One leader, one starship, vs a collective of millions of minds, with thousands of ships each of which was more deadly than the voyager. And she wiped them out.
If anyone were an inspiring leader, it's her.
I remember watching an episode of the simpsons a while back where lisa was annoyed that girls weren't being taught maths at the same level as the boys were, so she disguised herself as a boy and snuck into barts math class.
I know it's not entirely relavent to this, but it kind've is.
And they're off. Except the Robin Reliant which has reliably fallen on to its side.
No don't eat snake! Seriously, the amount of mice you need to feed to a snake before it reaches a suitable size for eating, you might as well eat the mice.
I'm honestly surprised that hasn't become an option tbh, the rate at which the breed, and the cheapness of their care and feed you could probably feed a fair chunk of the population. Although now all I can think of is the rat burger from Demolition Man.
Then again there's also the university people who were working on cricket burgers, originally the started with mealworms, but realised the chitin to protein ratio was terrible (any herp / rep keeper could have told them that without wasting months of time)
Then again, the smell that crickets give off would probably put me off eating them a bit.
Butcher local to me sells real bacon, with the rind still intact. In my foolhardry state of mind I decided to grill it as I would normal bacon.
I was suddenly aware that this was a mistake with the loud cracking noise like an overloaded extension cable, followed by a billow of smoke also like an overloaded extension cable.
Yes, in my time of madness, I forgot that the rind cooks very quickly and very crispy. Fortunately I was able to save the bacon before it reached american levels of cooked. But I also learnt to be more careful when cooking real bacon as opposed to the rindless, water filled wastes the supermarkets tell you is bacon.
(should have also been scars last words to mufassa)
"I fired my iGun and it blew up in my hand, taking my hand with it. Turns out the problem was the third party bullets I'd used."
That'd be stepping it back a notch for me. Or are they not counting the rewatching of a personal fave.
I see you're getting hit by a bus would you like help with that?
I see you're getting run over would you like help with that?
I see there's a tire going over your body would you like help with that?
I see you're struggling to breath, would you like an ambulance
no... no wait I meant yes, YES! COME BACK CLIPPY YOU BASTARD!!!
When I said I wanted a BOFH update today, this is not what I meant.
But still nice to see.
I highly doubt apple test every app manually, what probably happens is a slew of automated tests, if any major "This is dodge" flags crop up, the app gets binned, but if they don't get any majors, but do get one or two "This could be dodge" flags, I imagine then it goes to manual testing.
I say this simply because it's to expensive for them to manually test everything.
Isn't that a pokémon?
Sadly it's not. It's already made it in on some mobile browsers. I got extremely confused when my phone beeped and vibrated upon visiting a website, with no notification / anything in sight. Did some research into it (at the time it was only a beta feature, and i've only had it happen to my phone on adverts)
Frankly I think it's daft, and I hope they enable a way to disable it because it was annoying as helll.
I'd be happy if the things just used their indicators correctly.
I don't know what I hate more, people who don't use the things at all, or those people who turn on their indicator as they're going around the corner.
I like the idea of using a paper bag, but those serve a purpose as they're recyclable. Why not use a non recyclable plastic bag instead? It's virtually the same as reusing it.
I'm currently with sky for phone and broadband, and giffgaff for mobile. Depending on the deals that come out of this I may finally have reason to get a different sky package. Likewise with BT now stating they're going to be releasing some g.fast super fibre in the future it may push fibre prices down.
Part of me is interested in this. The other part is worried that the first part is interested since I can only see things going wrong.
Considering my parents are already with sky for everything though, and their mobile phone deals are rubbish, they might actually decide to go all in with sky... Maybe I'll just let them be guinea pigs for me >.>
My apologies, in my defense however, I was quite young when this happened, i just remember it getting much worse when orange took eventual ownership.
I remember when we first got internet we went with wanadoo which was brilliant, apparently cheap (I wasn't the bill payer so don't really know on this) unlimited data, good speed (for the time)
Then wanadoo changed to freeserve and things carried on in the exact same way.
Then it changed again to orange, and everything went to shit. Started getting letters threatening to cut us of for going over a data allowance we never agreed to, our speed started to gradually drop to a snails pace where we were told we'd have to upgrade out package to get decent speeds back (which would also tie us into another two year contract with them). Effectively they were shit.
As far as mobile went, I couldn't really fault their customer service recently, I'd get through quickly and they'd normally sort my issue there and then. What did bug me was how often I had to call them, pretty much every month. The phone came with some pre-installed orange crapware on it which I couldn't uninstall, and was hooked in to some orange subscription service. In the end I rooted the phone to get rid of it because it was pissing me off. Then there was the free deezer data that wasn't free every other month... In the end I left for giffgaff. Simple, basic, PAYG (well rolling monthly contract really) no real issues.
I just wonder if this will be a fruitful venture for BT, or if they'll juiced squeeze it dry of the bits they want, and then sell of the skin to somebody else.
I tried windows 8 for a while and honestly didn't mesh with it. There were certain design choices with it that just didn't agree with me, much like I'm still not a fan of the ribbon etc.
I will probably give win10 a try after it's been out for a few months. Don't want to be an 'early adopter' but at the same time I won't be installing it on my main PC straight away, I'll probably put it on my spare PC first and see how things go with that.
Worst case scenario nothing lost and I can just reinstall win7 over the top without losing much, best case scenario it's some kind of miracle OS, I like it and I install it on my main PC. There's no harm in trying it at least, even if my spare PC is running on an e8400
I'm not overly sold o 4k tbh. I mean I like the idea, and I'm sure it'll make a nice difference on larger sets (the kind they have in some sports bars etc) but I don't see it being as noticable on smaller sets y'know? I remember reading somebody arguing similar a while ago, can't remember where though, the basic premise was that increasing the resolution would lead to declining returns, although I think the arguement was with regards to retina displays and phone manufacturers going beyond this (I know TV's for normal viewing distance are still a ways off from 'retina display' levels.
Instead his arguement was that we should work on increasing the frame rate, and I kind've agree with that. We've been stuck with 60fps for a long time now, with a lot of content actually 24/30fps and artifically upscaled. Even now we have TVs which purportedly have up to 600fps (Saw this on an LG) but it's artificial, it's not 600fps content, it's some kind've comparison between 1 frame and the next, and then incremental chagnes between them or something. Didn't quite understand how it worked myself. But I think we'd be better off pushing these higher framerates as standard, rather than as an afterthought. Hell there are videogames which go at higher frame rates than the TV and Movies we watch.
How about some other suggestions via el reg users themselves?
Personally I'd probably recommend Descent Journeys in the dark. Many hours wasted playing that game, and much hatred towards the game master at the end. It's pretty much the same as the star wars game on page 3 by the look of it.
Love to, but it might breach the DPA
I'm fairly certain there used to be something in the distance selling regulations that protected online sellers with regards to incorrect prices etc. Looked it up when somebody tried to buy an £89.99 phone which had been priced at £8.99 and they hadn't honoured the reduced price. (Cancelled the order on the store end)
IIRC it was basically along the lines of "Until the item is marked as shipped, they have a right to cancel the item". I imagine Amazon / sellers could use these same rules here, unless the item was automatically marked shipped before the mistake was noticed, at which point they're in a legal hole and would have to eat the costs unless the buyer was especially nice.
I have the urge to punch people who talk over me too.
I figured what that ip he just disabled did. It was a firewall they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
it's like the progress bar I made as part of a uni project, the bar filled in red based on the 'estimate time' elapse, and filled in green on the actual time.taken, so if the estimate were ahead you'd have a bit of red on the end of the bar.
Pretty certain I got that code from a book too.
I'm feeling horny [send picture of horned animal of choice]
I want to see your pussy [send picture of feline]
I want to see your ass [send picture of a donkey]
Part of me doesn't much care, I can change the default search to whatever I feel like, and I intend to. Although I have noticed somewhat a swing in the web market.
Originally I used IE because well, only real option. Then I moved to firefox which was worlds better. Started getting lots of problems with firefox, pages crashing, running slow etc, and I switched to chrome. Now many years later, chrome isn't displaying pages correctly, keeps crashing on me and have plugin issues for me, and I'm considering going back to firefox.
Well, things keep progressing to the simpler and simpler.
First it was myspace where you could customize your page, pretty much write blog posts etc as statuses and nobody minded.
Then facebook where you couldn't customize, and the blog sized posts are frowned on by people.
Then twitter where you get 140 characters.
Now we have Tumblr and Instagram, which are basically just photos with a couple words as a caption.
The next logical step is a social network that just measures your brainwaves and posts on your behalf.
7:00 "Feeling sleepy"
9:00 "Feeling hungry"
10:00 "Feeling sleepy"
12:30 "Feeling hungry"
13:00 "Feeling sleepy"
Would effectively by my daily posts on such a network.
UKIP is filled with extremists, the first act should be to remove all material relating to UKIP.
God hates homosexuallity it's a sin and you're going to burn in hell for eternity... but he still loves you.
It almost sounds like one of those abusive relationships where the man beats the woman for no reason then claims "I'm doing this because I love you" as his excuse... Yes I just compared God to a wife beater.
This article is wholly inaccurate, I've seen several documentaries on this very subject.
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Mega Shark vs mega shark vs crocosaurus,
CHECK YOUR FACTS!!!
Or not, I mean it's not like this has been known for ages... Oh wait it has. Body builders have been ingesting supplements which increase nitric oxide for years now with benefits along the lines of improved endurance / recovery / weight loss.
As is pointed out in a bodybuilding article I once read, the ingestation of Nitric Oxide combined with exercise increases the rate at which the body uses up glucose, effectively converting it to a form available to the body faster, then absorbing it faster. Here's the main quote.
experiment was 2 sets of people, some ingesting a nitric oxide supplement, others not, they then cycled for 2 hours, followed by a 15 minute all out cycling period.
During this time glucose levels were measured in the body and it was noted that those who had taken the L-arginine had a significantly higher glucose rate of appearance, glucose rate of disappearance, and glucose clearance rate. This demonstrates that these athletes were taking up the glucose faster into the muscle cells as the exercise persisted.
In addition to this, the supplement also supported the increase of nonesterified fatty acid concentration as well as glycerol in the body, potentially pointing to the burning up of fat as fuel.
Burning fat as fuel is another important note to this for those looking to lose weight. During the first 10 minutes or so of exercise the body burns carbs as fuel, from 10-60 minutes the body turns to burning fat. Normally from 60 minutes + the body will switch to burning muscle as fuel since proteins burn slower and it's slow energy you need.
Although I did read another study that still pointed out that going over 50 minutes was bad for fat loss, the study measured cortisol rates (stress hormone, which can increase fat storage) cortisol levels gradually decreased as people exercised, up to about 45 minutes, after which cortisol levels began to skyrocket. Lots and lots of different things you need to take into account while exercising for weight loss.