Pitcairn was Mars, in the 18th century.
403 posts • joined 5 Apr 2012
Re: Soft land test
> Even a huge net would make for an easier landing
I just can imagine the scene of consternation at SpaceX headquarters in the wake of Leeroy's post: "A net!!! A huge net!!! Why didn't we think of a huge net!"
> I always liked Mr.Pillinger
I always expecting him to emerge from of a shed and say "This year Oi will mostly be doin' space exploration".
> "Electric car owners as a tribe can be quite hard work."
Also, as a tribe, they're not nomadic ... hur, hur, hur.
Phone would have been handy a few years ago when I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills.
Parts of it were excellent!
Re: What a headline...
Author sounds precocious.
Re: parking on hills...
I pull up to a space and press the parking button - the car does the rest. I don't need to know complicated technical stuff.
- Mrs F-N
> my money's on SpaceX
Hehe. Given the context, I read that as "my monkey's on SpaceX" ...
Also; isn't determination of the temperature of a sheep in a vacuum known as baarometerics?
Re: It's all too complicated
> "I keep thinking that a fanless living room PC is the answer, but when I had the budget I didn't have the time, and now I'm mortgaged I haven't the time or the budget.."
I've recently started using Plex on a Raspberry Pi hooked up to the main TV. The RP is ideal for living room use - it's inconspicuous, cheap and should be easy for el Reg readers to set up ...
Re: Because then we're probably not alone
There is little doubt that other life exists elsewhere in the universe, it is the existence of other life in this galaxy that is under investigation here.
Missing Ingredients ...
When I read the recipe at work, it just didn't look right. After checking my recipe book to refresh my memeory, I'd suggest a good, metric dollop of mustard powder and Worcestershire sauce adds zest to the sausage meat.
> Hot, carbs for absorption, fat for taste
My favourite post pub snack fits that description too - char siu pau with a steaming mug of tea.
Well done, folks
I am pleased to see that my fellow commentards have avoided any immature humour involving Ladee and woman drivers ... because that would be sexist and wrong.
Re: Why is everyone so down on Google Plus these days?
I like G+ ... it's the perfect social platform for someone with no mates.
Re: Tim will be remembered for allowing Yosemite on his watch
I thought the name was chosen to boost sales to Israeli hipsters ... Yo, Semite!.
The footage shows one of the teams has a duck mascot. What are the odds it's called Waddle?
Re: When archeologists aren't quite sure
... so it belonged to the Man from the Monastery?
Next best thing to a Jim the Great icon -->
Re: It's All About Sex
Apparently the author has had a particular rash this month ...
How cool is that ... An article on excited atoms has it's own Lewis notation.
It's Rumoured ...
Regina does three or four soldiers at a time.
Dead Steve Jobs
Oh no ... another metaphorical grave for Reg writers to dance upon.
Re: Recent news on Page 2 - the Knowledge Economy
Not really the same thing. In your example, The engineer is only paid once for exercising his talent. Copyright means that for the rest of his life the engineer gets paid every time someone else chalks a cross on a faulty part.
I remember that game ...
... the only time Gary managed to dribble past an entire defence. Impressive.
Re: I don't think the coriolis effect is that hard science
Just because the reviewer is unfamiliar with science, it doesn't follow that the novel is 'exclusionary'.
A Policeman's Lot
When a writer's not engaged in his employment
Or maturing journalistic little plans
His capacity for innocent enjoyment
Is just as great as any honest man
> 1. Order a refurbished one from the US site to your or a relatives hotel in the US.
If ever there was a comment that deserved the Paris treatment ...
Re: 1000 quid!
> As for the price: you get what you pay for and, as I tend to keep my kit for several years, skimping to save three or four hundred now makes no sense.
It's important consider total cost of ownership. The estimated resale value is just as important as the purchase price, and Apple products retain their value well. I've recently sold my Late 2011 Macbook Air for £100 less than it's original cost and 33 beer tokens per annum for a laptop is pretty hard to beat!
> Fink, you are a dick.
> Lionel Baden was responding to the attention seeking Mole's completely spurious response to a question about GIF's.
If doubting that El Reg benefits by self-appointed forum police making pronouncements on the motives behind other's posts makes me a dick, then so be it.
Like Luis Suarez, your excuses just don't ring true ...
> my reply actually had something to do with the previous post
It looks to me like you prefaced your off-topic reply with a throw away comment in an attempt to cover yourself in case of criticism. I would suggest that pointing out an internet site which contains funny GIFs hardly contributes to the discussion.
> I wasn't replying just to try and grab the second spot on the page
Funny, I get exactly the opposite impression.
If you felt strongly about perceived attention seeking in others, then the proper thing to do would be to start a newly titled comment. If your motive was draw attention to yourself by criticising a fellow Commentard, then you've succeeded. Unfortunately, calling another's motivation into question attracts the wrong kind of attention.
You've been here long enough to know better. The Register's message boards are thankfully free of the pettiness you exhibited and I, for one, would like them to remain that way.
not sure why your replying to Mr Hill's comment as you talked about something completely unrelated , if were cynical about the whole thing my presumption would be you want ed to have your comment read at the top of the page instead of being 4 comments down ....
Pot, meet Kettle.
> So how is this different from BMW incorporating a HUD in their latest models?
The BMW has undergone all the relevant safety certification. There's no indication that this product will even be submitted to the safety authorities.
If you were involved in a collision (even as the innocent party) with this gizmo fitted, the other party's insurance company could and would claim that you had wilfully obscured your view of the road ahead. Not only that, but your own insurance company would probably jump at the chance to refuse payment on the same grounds too.
Re: Ten Summoner’s Tales
> The one thing that a pun is supposed to do is sound like another word. Sting's pun doesn't even have the same number of syllables.
Sorry to be a Yoda about this, but ... the original Canterbury Tales contains both 'Somonour' and 'Somnour' so there is precedence for pronouncing Summoner with two syllables and a silent 'o'. Mind you, Chaucer was a 'slogardie tuwel' when it came to spelling.
Re: *every* IT post?
> After that time they begin to realise that they don't know it all and then start learning.
That's been our experience with graduates too. On the other hand, school leavers have the 50% pass mark syndrome - it takes them a while to realise that in the real world anything less than 100% effort is unacceptable.
@S4qFBxkFFg: Did you realise you put your password into the "Name" box? ;)
@S4qFBxkFFg's password is probably 'password' ...
"So you don't like US citizens because of policies the US government "?
That's just not true. We don't like the United States as a country because of the policies of the US government. We don't like US citizens because - as the original poster pointed out - they are loud, boisterous, obnoxious and uninformed of the local culture.
"Assuming a proportionate share, then Scottish licence fee payers own around 10% of BBC Worldwide, and 10% of future revenue streams on current productions, because they paid for it."
Doesn't it follow that non-Scottish licence fee payers own around 90% of BBC Scotland - or am I missing something?
Re: Typing texts at the wheel is incredibly dangerous
> a driver *can* cause a massive amount of damage to themselves and innocent bystanders, even at a low speed
That's why instances of unlawful mobile use should be punished with a weekend of community service in an A&E department.
Re: Ban? What ban?
> I specifically stated the camera was to be fitted to the rear of your car, which would record both the drivers face and the number plate.
If you are going to operate a surveillance camera system from the back of your car, you'd need to be in compliance with the Surveillance Camera Code Of Practice. The code contains twelve guiding principles and, as far as I can tell, you'd be hard pressed to conform with any of them.
Apart from anything else, operating a vehicle fitted with surveillance equipment with the expressed intent of capturing traffic offences (even a fully automated system) is likely to be just as unsafe as using a mobile phone while driving. I'd report YOU in an instant ...
> smugly reject anything new
What's new about a mechanical arm that pops out of a hat? Inspector Gadget has had one for years.
The Russians have found out how to grow Mandelbrot sets.
Re: Someone with a firm grasp of Latin grammar
Does he go around saying 'hujus, hujus, hujus' as if he were proud of it?
> Citation needed.
I sense hostility.
This stuff is basic physical cosmology, so I suggest you check out a current cosmology text. Failing that Parallel Universes Max Tegmark, Scientific American - May, 2003.
> There's a finite number of decimal digits, therefore the decimal expansion of pi must start repeating at some point. Oh, wait.
Not a good analogy. Nevertheless, pi is a normal number, so it it is conjectured that it will contain any a finite sequences of digits. One possible finite sequence is the coordinates of every particle in the observable universe ... and, if it contains one copy, it can contain an infinity of copies.
> Sometimes there seems to be an infinite number of people making sophomoric arguments that don't stand up to a moment's scrutiny, but I'm sure that's just an illusion.
True, that is just an illusion on your part. Physical cosmology is a branch of physics that is concerned with the scientific study of the universe at the largest scales. As Richard Dawkins remarked, “science replaces private prejudice with public, verifiable evidence.” I'm also reminded of another Dawkins' quotes “Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off."
> It's better to argue with laymen with measured facts we know than seemingly fantastical theories.
"Eppur si muove"
Re: That's not a rock...
... it's a holy Martian relic.
It is a gift from the Gods that fell from heaven on a column of fire. It has been worn smooth by the adoring mandibles and tentacles of untold millions of Martian worshipers.
Re: The Register = quite wrong here
> As are all other pedants who think mediocre Google skills makes them feel a bit like god almighty.
Don't lean on me, man, coz you can't afford the ticket.