* Posts by Sebastian A

391 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Apr 2012

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Ted Cruz channels Senator McCarthy in wrongheaded internet power grab crusade

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Oh honey...

Wait, wait – I got it this time, says FCC as it swings again at rip-off US TV cable boxes

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Re: ...expose customer data

Cable companies are just hoping there won't be anyone technical enough to see through the techno-blather. They just want them to see "Privacy implications" and go "Whoa okay sorry we asked, as you were.".

Call to kill FBI spying powers

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If another nation's citizen gets hacked by the FBI, surely that becomes an international matter? The US can't simply say "Oh that's legal by the way." and expect the other country to back off.

Save us, Jack Dorsey!

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If twitter were to delete anything that could be considered as an attempt to influence someone's opinion it may as well shut up shop entirely.

Not that there's any point. I doubt anyone's ever changed their point of view based on a twitter post.

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

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Re: Hopefully...

I get the feeling that the likes of Apple would rather destroy something than give it away.

(not that you can "destroy" an IP address, but they'll never let someone else use something even if they don't have a use for it.)

Apple, Google back MS fight

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A secret court has ruled that a different secret court's ruling about a third secret court's validity stands. You cannot question the secret court. So says the secret court.

Feel safe now? No? Good. That's the point. You're supposed to feel scared. Scared people are easier to manipulate.

Appliance-maker Liebherr chillin' with Microsoft, prototyping another Internet fridge

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Okay, own up. Who's asking for these features? Surely they don't think this kinda crap up in a vacuum. There must be some market research company surveying people and getting enough responses that say "Sure, I'd just love Microsoft to spy on my fridge contents to tell me when the milk is past its best-before date. When can I buy one?".

Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite

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Re: cant see much

Wait until professionals analyse everything and issue an official report? Where's the fun in that. It was obviously an ISIS sniper trained in rocketry by North Korea and smuggled near the facility by the molepeople firing a prototype rifle provided by aliens!

Dropbox: Leaked DB of 68 million account passwords is real

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And *this* is why you properly salt your hashed passwords. I'm talking to you, LinkedIn, MySpace, etc etc.

Vietnam hotel DB leaks cards

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Pffft, don't be silly. "Silverland1".

Samsung's million-IOPS, 6.4TB, 51Gb/s SSD is ... well, quite something

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Hnnnnnnnng.

Microsoft redfaced after Bing translation cockup enrages Saudis

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Re: Easy mistake to make?

"We don't negotiate with terrorists...we simply pay whatever price they set for their oil."

Our pacemakers are totally secure, says short-sold St Jude

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Facepalm

Thankfully the US will soon have a president who'll hold Wall St to account for these kinds of shenanigans. Oh wait...

Baltimore cops: We flew high-res camera planes to film your every move

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It's starting to look less like citizens and protectors and more like animals and zookeepers. Does a chimp get to complain? No, if they act out they get segregated.

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"Citizens of Peach Trees. This is the law. Disperse immediately or we will use lethal force to clear the area."

Touchy iPhone 6, 6 Plus chips prone to breaking down and giving up

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Devil

SPeaking of which, did you get one of Kanye's new shirts?

Facebook backup, anyone?

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Can't you just email support@nsa.org and get them to send you a .zip file of all your public and private posts off Facebook?

North Korea unveils its home-grown Netflix rival – Manbang

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I have to wonder if they're making themselves a laughing stock internationally on purpose, to undermine their very serious image as a ruthless totalitarian dictatorship that starves its citizens and brutally represses any attempt at improving their lives.

Twitter suspends 235,000 'violent extremism' accounts

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So does that cover only accounts promoting violent Islamic extremism, or also your garden-variety 2nd amendment pro-violence racists and cishet-hating militant pro-castration feminists?

Scared of mobile banking

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Re: The real problem is why it's only 36%

Ditto. I went to install my bank's app at one stage and reviewed the permissions list. There really was no point in listing it, it should have just said "Everything.". I queried them on it and received the following response.

Thank you for your message regarding the *deleted* Android mobile app.

I have provided details regarding the permissions that the app requires for your reference below.

• Coarse and fine (GPS) location data

This is used for the map functionality and the find nearest ATM function.

• Identify phone call status

This is used as the app has the function that allows customer to directly phone the Bank from the app.

• Read contact data of all my personal contacts

This permission in required to allow customer to select a mobile number and email address for people in their contact list to make a Pay to Mobile/Email function available in the mobile app.

If there's one company I should trust in any way you'd think it would be my day-to-day bank but no. I've literally never been in a situation where I've been away from home and thought "Hey I really should schedule this payment *right now*, it can't possibly wait until I get home.".

My next phone will be selected on the ability to control app permissions granularly. Maybe then will I reconsider installing more apps. If they fail from not having GPS or camera access then I don't need them and they'll get uninstalled.

Monitoring software dev ordered to face wiretapping suit

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Got busted by the hubby tryin'a get yo dick wet in his girl? Lawsuit time!

Intel teases geeks with 2017 AI hyper-chip: Xeon Phi Knights Mill

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Optimised for something that doesn't exist yet. You can tell that the marketing drones have been busy.

Watt the USB-C logo?

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Well thankfully there's no way some unscrupulous manufacturer of nasty knockoffs will take this logo and apply it to their kit. None at all.

Microsoft to overhaul Windows 10 UI – with a 3D Holographic Shell

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Re: They have to be joking

So they're saying "We'll do the hard part, designing a horrible UI, now some manufacturer just needs to do the easy part, creating cost-effective transparent monitors. Voila!"?

DoJ preps criminal charges for VW over Dieselgate

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Can we please not -gate it. Please? Maybe call it DieselDeception? DieselDishonour? DieselDisgrace? VolksWangle?

POS malware stings 20 US hotels

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I think it might be prudent to travel only with prepaid cards for then ext, oh, decade or three?

IBM used dud DoS shield for failed online census says Oz PM

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So what is it? "It was a DDOS" or "There was no DDOS"? I'd bet 2:1 that the person lying is the politician.

Little choice in fast US ISPs

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Don't worry, the market will sort this out. Yay unchecked capitalism!

Samsung: Hackers can't pwn our NFC payment kit. No way, nuh-uh, not true (Well, OK, maybe)

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Saying your technology is unhackable (unlike everything that has ever come before) is at best hopelessly optimistic and at worst criminally misleading. The best you can say is "We've implemented protections against every known and hypothesised attack and are continuosly improving our defences as new exploits come to the fore." Of course that's not as peppy as "We're unhackable!" but it's also not as stupid.

Revealed: How a weather forecast in 1967 stopped nuclear war

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These kinds of stories make me wonder if we're not in the "great filter" stage of civilisation now. Where all other civilisations in the past have managed to wipe themselves out. We have the capabilities, certainly.

Facebook to forcefeed you web ads, whether you like it or not: Ad blocker? Get the Zuck out!

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Re: Errrmmh....

The problem here is obviously that people aren't letting facebook profile them thoroughly enough. Please fill out the following twenty-six page survey regarding your shopping habits, personal finances and sexual preferences so we can more closely match you to our advertisers.

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Re: Just one

I've worked out that missing out on the occasional birthday party is a small price to pay for not having to put up with facebook. Real friends will text me if something's going on.

Google password fill effort could kill Android malware's best tricks

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Didn't Lastpass just get compromised, losing users not just one password but all of them?

Get your extra-large baskets here, perfect for all your eggs! Now with extra-shoddy handles!

'Clock Bomb Kid' family sues

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Suing for $15m in "damages" after the kid got to meet the president? Now you know they've assimilated, that's a truly American thing to do.

Big Red alert: Oracle's MICROS payment terminal biz hacked

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Old-fashioned physical crime just doesn't compare anymore to these digital shenanigans. Why skim a card at an ATM when you can just compromise a payment system at its global root and effectively skim a million cards? It's staggering.

Thermostat ransomware

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I know the focus in these cases is on the individual unit, but we also need to look at the greater picture. Get enough devices like this under your control and you can cause some serious issues for a power grid. Just turn everyone's heating on full at a time of low demand...

More VW cheatware 'found'

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Time to pick up some cheap VW shares in the next few days?

Windows 10 Anniversary Update is borking boxen everywhere

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Joke

Thankfully you can fully control the update channel on all versions of W10. Just turn off all updates until Microsft sort it out.

Oh wait...

Facebook spam canned

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But... spam is already canned.

Mozilla 404s '404 Not Found' pages: Firefox fills in blanks with archive.org copies

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As long as you can turn it off, I'm fine with it.

New York jerks face $25K fines for hassling ex with fake caller IDs

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Re: CallerIDFaker.com

The only thing I can think of is for callcentres to test their inbound call routing with it. Even then that's tenuous.

I'm sure there's some barely-plausible reason somewhere that that site uses to stay in business.

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But it does pay to be broke?

Australia hires former head of controversial UK care.data plan

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The care.data rollout sounds very similar to the Windows 10 rollout. Are you sure he didn't do some moonlighting at Microsoft?

Baddie addies

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Adblocking isn't just a personal preference anymore, it's a vital security precaution. The industry really needs to change if it expects to survive, let alone thrive.

Crocodile well-done-dee: Downed Down Under chap roasted by exploding iPhone

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In the lycra, the skin-tight lycra, the li-ion burns tonight...

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I do appreciate that he was emphatic about what caused it. Like he knows exactly what's going to happen once the media gets a whiff. I'm sure it won't stop some news outlets publishing sensationalist headlines line "iPhone firebomb injures cyclist!".

Firefox to block crapware

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So, no more Java downloads (with optional crapware). No more flash (with McAfee and Intel garbage). And no more anything-at-all from Cnet.

Windows 10: Happy with Anniversary Update?

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Microsoft also sought to win back users who disliked the dual personalities in Windows 8

Except they haven't managed to get rid of the bipolar nature properly. There's still two different control panels. And now there's two separate browsers as well. And they don't even share favourites.

It's still a discordant mess.

OK, we've got your data. But we really want to delete it ASAP

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Knowing which data is eligible for deletion...

is most of the work. You have to make sure it's filed/classified/tagged correctly when it's active. Of course, most IT people aren't in a position to tell management from 5+ years ago how to tell their staff to manage documents.

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