207 posts • joined 30 Mar 2012
Re: Religion is like a penis @Moultoneer
That appears more cosmology, unsuported by observation I may add, than religion and not relevant to this discussion.
Religion is like a penis
Its fine to have one.
Its ok to be proud of it.
Just don't whip it out in public and wave it in other peoples faces!!
(Disclosure: I consider myself a Militant Agnostic - I don't know and NOR THE FUCK DO YOU!)
Re: It's Troll time!
Unlikely to move its employees out of Scotland?
Yep much easier to sack them and get fresh ones.
Denies plans for London HQ move?
Yep much cheaper in teh Norf.
Just reading between the lines........
It's Troll time!
As an Englishman I am fully in favour of Scotland voting yes.
Why you say?
1 - Standard Life and most of the other big pension firms will move south of the border, probably to somewhere cheap with lots of drones to hire - say the North East. (making Newcastle the financial capital of the world! Muhahaha...).
2- The Basques kicking off will distract the Spanish from whingeing about Gibraltar for a few years.
Icon for what Scotland should do.....
Re: Where's my vulture?
Same here, mines gone AWOL (argh! worn out liver? XD)
"What's going on in recruitment here?"
Maybe women just aren't willing to put up with the shit involved with the job?
Re: title is too long
I managed to get it to do what I want.
Uninstalled the fucker.
Re: "Looks like an ostrich, kicks like a roo."
But what does it taste like?
That would be why I never noticed any DNS problems then.
Definite fail by VM for locking the Superhub DNS away from the users.
I have heard that the reason is so that they don't have to support any user change to the DNS but since the third thing* they ask you to do is factory reset the router I don't see the point.
* First thing - reboot your computer, second thing reboot the router.
Re: How bizarre
or have you found a new market for Scandium?
Re: When do you create a Closed Timelike Curve?
Thats the third law:
You will not violate causality, OR ELSE.
With thanks to Charles Stross.
Re: "Regular brits"
I think your toilet habits are your own business.
Me? I'm fairly irregular.*
*Yes, I know you did not ask, but I like oversharing.
Good safety boots?
God no... blunt too many blades.
Re: Agenda here?
Invite a vegetarian to dinner and they expect you to cater to their dietary choice....
Get invited to dinner by a vegetarian and what are the chances they will take your meat eating into account and cook accordingly? Yup square root of fuck all.
(disclaimer I am an omnivore with carnivourous tendencies and a Coeliac - went to a vegetarian wedding and the food was all pretty much high wheat/gluten - their response? Well theres salad you can eat. - Things you put up with for family.)
Re: Using basic building blocks you could create anything...
Just a pity the Millenium Falcon kit really is pants compared to the display one at Legoland (19,800 pieces ffs!).
However given the Death Star is a little over 3,000 pieces for £300, its probably just as well it's not available as a shipping crate.
Processed meat is that which can flow out of a faucet
How do I get Northumbrian Water to pipe bacon into my house?
Why does the secretarial pool, or accounts need a bunch of i7's?
Operating system bloat.
Given that 2 survived I'd say the hospital was negligent too.
Biggest problem with financial statements?
It's that most of them were put together by numberblind monkeys.
This is the reason the big 4 have departments that specialise in correcting the accounts before they get signed.
If they do manage to add up? They can't spell (nor can I after half a brick of cider... ) a certain large former building society used to spell mortgage without a t....
For those who have never had the joy of reading a glossy annual report here is a brief run down...
<cynic> Chairmans statement: utter fiction about how good the company is.
Financial review - repeats the back half in words of one syllable for the analysts
Directors report- doesnt tell you anything you need to know - but keeps companies house happy.
Strategic report - This in theory gives you an idea of how the company is doing, however it usually contradicts itself.
The financial statements - tells you how the company did and how likely it will still be in business next year. Pity the numbers wont agree between the notes and the primary statements.
Re: It was a triumph....
It was a triumph....
Anyone else notice that they used orange and blue for the opposite sides of the porta.... I mean message?
@ Sarah Balfour
Cold Turkey with a change of routine.
Go on holiday without the gum.
Disclaimer - this worked for me 8 years ago - went from 20-40 a day (depending on whether I was drinking that day) to nil. Stopped the cigs the day before we flew, the first day was tough, second day, stuck in a no smoking airport, not so bad.
Not having any of the usual day time triggers for a smoke helped a lot.
Now - kill it with fire - I mean really kill it.
1Kg of termite in a couple of plant pots.
that would be probably the worst case without access to fissionables.
Re: Racetrack Playa
That's what she said
Wonder if i could cash in... I mean get similar video views with putting a bodkin tipped arrow through a phone.......
Re: Guy that owns most of Soho
Thought it would have been Gerald Grosvenor,
live and learn
Re: Next gen WiFi???
I prefer the name "MacinToy"
The mind boggles at the images.
Would surprise me if each line started:
Re:looks a bit sci-fi WAS:To be fair
I thought Blake's 7 teleport bracelet. just needs a big pink rubber oblong.
I remember watches
Pretty much stopped wearing a watch with the advent of the mobile phone - after all even the most basic 90's phone had a clock on the display. Failing that there was always the windows clock or even, dare i say it echo %time%.
One benefit is the hair on my wrist regrew.
It does bring a swelling of pride doesn't it?
Well, the swelling of something anyway.
Trebles all round!
Re: Did you check the system clocks on the computers etc?
If the motherboard battery goes out I'd be surprised if it would boot up without having to fumble with the BIOS settings.
Re: They'll Get Away With It
Geo Amey or Group4 - at least until they get caught too.
Re: RE: Did any of you lot actually read the article
There 's nothing I would describe as human in Cornwall.
Re: Off the shelf suits?
But prison orange really does not suit you.
Not quite - from a devs viewpoint - "Which one are you going to write for?" 80% of the market or something smaller?
Nothing against apple, I have an aging ipod touch that's still in use, but I far prefer my Samsung 'droid.
At last, real scientific method!
"Its discovery implies that we need to seriously consider alternative formation theories, or perhaps to reassess some of the basic assumptions in the core-accretion theory."
Climate scientists take note, this is how you do science!
Re: Get rid of images of people
Turing? ok but I would prefer Eddington first. Another with alternative lifestyle choices.
I believe the rules are similar to stamps - nobody who is alive except for Her Maj.
Though I would say that Maggie is not a good choice for a maybe another 50 years - by the same token bLiar and Broon should never be depicted.
Famous women? Nightingale and Fry have been done....
Guess they'll have to compete on security or quality....
Re: Anna Chapman
If I had to give her a mark..
well I'd give her one.
It's hard to find a decent 5 button mouse that isn't right hand specific (or costs a fortune from Razer).
For years I used a Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer 5 button jobbie till the cable started to short out through wear, and I was most dischuffed to find they had been discontinued a while ago.
At 12 years of use that mouse was the longest serving piece of kit I've had, it's now been replaced with a £1.99 shenzen special from ebay- the only requirements were non-right handed shape and 5 buttons.
The usual suspects appear to be on holiday
Anyone else notice that most of El Reg's resident watermelons have not had anything to say on this?
Well I hope you all feel better when the apoplectic rage at the thought that green taxes might actually have to follow "real" climate change rather than the usual chicken little demands of the terminally stupid, I mean fanatically green.
That is if they haven't all had cardiac episodes on reading the article....
I lost 1.5 stone ditching my gluten free prescription and replacing the carbs with meat and veg - lots of meat and lots of veg.
You pays your money and you takes your chances.
Only another 2 stone to go now.
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