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Amazon Fire Phone: What's MISSING... and why it WON'T set the world alight

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Briefly considered one

However I decided to stick with my VirginMedia contract for another round - the S3 mini is dirt cheap and does the job well enough with a 32Gb microSD, especially when paired with the Kindle Fire HD.

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I'll be back (and forward): Hollywood's time travel tribulations

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Pint

Army of Darkness

This... is my BOOM STICK!!

Excellent film, will have to dig out the VHS this weekend and relive my student years.

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Boffins find Jackie Chan's SUPERCOP is good for something

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Re: Surely there were more appropriate films to use?

Dark City?

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Anti-download biz sued for 'abusive' robo-call demands for money

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Anyone know what the principals of ACS are doing now? Are they acting as advisors to this shower of shit?

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Pitchfork-wielding villagers hunt hairy shapeshifters in One Night Ultimate Werewolf

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Re: A board game series?

Try Elder Sign - it's a lot simpler than Arkham Horror (fluid dynamics as applied to fusion reactions is simpler than Arkham Horror!) but still pretty much a Co-op game, it was featured on one othe TableTop YouTube videos.

Or if you want something a little more cutthroat there is always the old classic Talisman?

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Looks fun

It'll make a nice change from Cards against Humanity and Arkham Horror.

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Bond villains lament as Wicked Lasers withdraw death ray

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Boffin

@CatoTheCat

Sorry, can't see the issue here.....

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BIG FAT Lies: Porky Pies about obesity

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Re: Good stuff.

Sugar from Beet leaves an aftertaste in my turbo-cider, cane sugar doesn't leave that aftertaste.

For those interested ---> 5L of apple juice (from concentrate) +2Kg of sugar (cane prefered) + yeast +2 weeks =9%+ (11% and fizzy if fermented again in reused pop bottles) cider.

Guaranteed gluten free!

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The next big thing in medical science: POO TRANSPLANTS

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Re: Re. Coprophagia

Are you sure it wasn't a turkey baster?

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BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Dopp

Those few characters usual start >

STACK OVERFLOW

for some reason our Xerox MFD's pitch a fit on printing pdfs every now and then.

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FORGET the CLIMATE: FATTIES are a MUCH BIGGER problem - study

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Good article, I'll raise a pint or 6 to you tonight, and maybe a good cigar.

There is nothing like a good cigar, and a Hamlet is nothing like a good cigar.

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Hunt for Higgs Boson and dark matter now starts ON YOUR SOFA

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Holmes

Will it run under BOINC?

I'm already donating processor cycles to the BOINC client, it would be nice if I can just add this as another project.

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ICO to fine UNBIDDEN MARKETEERS who cause 'ANXIETY'

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Mushroom

Re: Greenpeace

Meh, try asking the WWF if you can have the skin of your sponsored snow leopard once it passes on from natural causes. No sense of humour some people.

They also are unable to answer how much of the money will actually go to the snow leopard problem and how much to servicing the debt on their spangly new headquarters -hint £15million mortgage.

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'Cleantech' a dirty word for VCs? RUBBISH!

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Big Brother

Re: How to set the tax?

Taxing emissions only makes sense if the proceeds of the tax is applied to mitigating the effects of the emissions.

Unfortunately it all goes into a central pot which is frittered away on whatever the government thinks will get it votes/non-jobs for the boys.

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I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

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Re: Your comments confirm misogynist attitudes in IT

Vic - Have a +1 for channeling the original Moderatrix - Sarah Bee!

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Boffin

Re: World, get over yourself

Having spoken to SWMBO, the derigeur for surgeons is white wellies.

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Re: World, get over yourself

If a UKIP candidate wore that shirt he would still be a cunt.

No let me rephrase that... If a politician wore that shirt he/she would still be a cunt.

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The Nokia ENIGMA THING and its SECRET, TERRIBLE purpose

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It's a bacon dispenser.

Push Button, Receive Bacon.

Now where is the button?

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The MIGHTY Scotch egg

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Re: Awkward sod here. @ A Twig

Spelt still contains gluten so no.

Thanks for the suggestion though and +1.

And to who ever downvoted the original post -

Seriously? a down vote for asking if anyone had a gluten free recipe for Scotch Eggs? Grow up!

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Re: Awkward sod here. @fortran

Yup Celiac is the American spelling of Coeliac, file in the same place as Centre and Colour.

Thanks for the link.

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"British sausages are usually 10% or so breadcrumb"

Aldi Bratwurst are around 97% pork and and have no breadcrumbs - excellent with Aunt Bessies mash.

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Omgwtfbbqtime

Awkward sod here.

Anyone got a gluten free recipe for scotch eggs?

:(

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TalkTalk wants more FOURPLAY, jumps into bed with Telefónica

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Thumb Down

Landline provider?

Still tied to BT?

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Space Commanders rebel as Elite:Dangerous kills offline mode

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I'll wait

This is definitely still in the wait and see category, once it is released I'll take a look at the reviews and decide whether or not I want to play this.

If I wanted to Gank^hhhh interact with people I'd play Eve so the mmo really doesn't interest me.

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If only 0.006% care about BLOOD-SOAKED METAL ... why are we spending all this cash?

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Headmaster

Re: Quite apt for Remembrance Day

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

If you can read it in English, thank a soldier, sailor or airman.

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Stephen King, William Gibson and The Quantum Moment

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Boffin

Well thats two for the christmas list

shame about the Stephens King one.

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GIANT sunspot returns, bigger and belchier than ever before

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Re: We're all doomed!

People laughed and she said Burn!

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Why can't a mobile be more like a cordless kettle?

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Re: Qi (pronounced chee)

Depending on where you source the word from its usually Chi or Qi interchangeably.

Chi Kung = Qi Gong

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Italian appeal court clears seismologists of manslaughter

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Mushroom

Re: Stop prosecuting honest scientists

Careful there, you'll set the warmists off.

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My HOUSE used to be a PUB: How to save the UK high street

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@mark63

Next time sign it M Mouse - very few people bother to check.

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BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, LESS is MORE

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Re: But... But...

I disagree, that is the penultimate storage system.

Traditionally the final storage system is a roll of carpet, a spade and some quicklime.....

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Are you a gun owner? Let us in OR ELSE, say Blighty's top cops

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Black powder

Almost makes me want to take up Napoleonic reenactment and get a muzzle loader, say a Baker rifle - no! a Volleygun!

Apparently being a reenactor is a valid reason for having a shotgun permit.

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Apple's new iPADS have begun the WAR that will OVERTURN the NETWORK WORLD

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Spin off from credit card number sales?

Sites selling the access codes to use someone else's account?

This will end in tears.

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Mobile carriers keep the promised land on an ever-receding horizon

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Re: I should be so lucky

I burn through 2-3GB a month with VM with unlimited data for £15.

though with a Galaxy Ace Plus I'm not sure it's worth it - roll on contract renewal time.

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Be nice to the public, PC Plod. Especially if you're trying to stop terrorists

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Re: "...a mark of mental health..."

Why not replace the word "gun" with "car" ?

Even more lethal in my mind.

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iPad AIR 2 and iPad MINI 3, 5K iMac: World feels different today – and it IS

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Re: No ipod touch 6th generation

Thanks, nor do I, unless it's karma for being a troll on occasion.

She Who Must Be Obeyed works for a part of the NHS that mandates no personal mobile phones while working. She gets round this by using an ipod Touch for her notes, ebooks etc. Plus there is an ipod dock in a couple of the theatres for music during operations.

Unfortunately the Gen 4 ipod is swhowing its age and is refusing to run some updated apps so I was looking to get her a new 6 gen.

If Apple don't want my money - fuck em.

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Unhappy

No ipod touch 6th generation

So no spending at Apple this year.

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Will.i.am gets CUFFED as he announces his new wristjob, the PULS

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Gimp

Just a pity he hasn't invented the i.gag

Or is that the next apple product?

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Badges for Commentards

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Re: Just got upgraded to silver!

Congrats

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The iPAD launch BEFORE it happened: SPECULATIVE GUFF ahead of actual event

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"A lot of keen Apple users are probably well accustomed to licking glass surfaces."

Snigger.

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Scientists skeptical of Lockheed Martin's truck-sized FUSION reactor breakthrough boast

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Happy

A mass of 2*10^30 kg hydrogen by itself is sufficient to initiate a stable fusion reaction

Where would we find something like that?

/me looks up.

Oh....

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Ancient Brits 'set wealthy man's FANCY CHARIOT on FIRE' – boffins

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...would have belonged to a high-status individual, such as a “noble” or “warrior”

Sure it wasn't a dodgy spear sales rep? That would explain setting fire to it.

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Alien condoms. Stuck to the wall. That's entirely normal, y'know

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Alert

Wouldn't want to stand under that workplace hub...

Can imagine the BOFH arranging for an IT feedback meeting under it though....

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Sway: Microsoft's new Office app doesn't have an Undo function

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Sounds like it's for gilding turds, but without the gold.

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Son of Hudl: Tesco flogs new Atom-powered 8.3-inch Android tablet

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Big Brother

Re: Tin foil? That'll be the third aisle

I don't see that as being mutually exclusive.

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White LED lies: It's great, but Nobel physics prize-winning great?

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Re: Let there be light!

A sky that isn't orange?

I envy you.

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'MYSTERIOUS PYRAMID STRUCTURE' found on COMET beyond Mars: Landing planned

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Coffee/keyboard

Pyramid like?

It looks like a Ferrero Rocher to me.

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Tesla's Elon Musk shows the world his D ... and it's a MONSTER

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Boffin

reprocessing plants?

http://transatomicpower.com/products.php

A reprocessing plant like this one would be sensible- straight from high level waste to electricity.

I seem to have lost my badge so can't post in HTML anymore :(

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Moon landing was real and WE CAN PROVE IT, says Nvidia

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Trollface

Re: DON'T use anything Star Wars related as an example of orbital motion

No, use Kerbal Space Program!

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Ingredient found in TASTY BEER is GOOD for your BRAIN

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Pint

3,520 pints a day?

Challenge accepted!

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