* Posts by cortland

1167 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Mar 2012

'Bet Lynch' types BANNED from zoo for upsetting not-so-wildlife

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Black and white tiger stripes. maybe? IR overprint? UV?

"How to Enrage Your Zoo ..."

-- Ulrich Norbert Wise (posthumous)

WHY do phone cams turn me into a clumsy twat with dexterity of an elephant?

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Just pretend

. . . it's a Nikon, a Rolleiflex or even a Graflex. Carry a folding flash and some M25's for those deer-in-the-headlights moments.

How about a SmartPhone the size and shape of a Bronica?

How I hacked SIM cards with a single text - and the networks DON'T CARE

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Re: Industry: We pre-pferd that you keep quiet about this.

Ja; jetzt suchen wir [der] besser Messer, Schmidt.

UK.gov's e-Borders zombie still lurks under the English Channel

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So

Shall a Channel swimmer be denied entry at the coastline for lack of documents?

Steve Jobs' boyhood home may become protected historical shrine

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Hey!

My 1956 Livermore "childhood home" should be one too; that's where (at age 12) I built an electronic projectile launcher , a "rail gun," in popular usage, in the bedroom.

Except when I drove by there in 1997 the house was gone and there was a tree stump 70 cm across where it once stood. Tempus omnia vincit. And Dad conspired with the landlord to thwart my aim for fame.

Life … moves … in … slow … motion … for … little … critters … like … flies

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Similar to polticians then

"Flies might not be deep thinkers, but they can make good decisions very quickly."

Only . . . the politicians make BAD ones.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/l/leontrotsk154768.html

Douglas Adams was RIGHT! TINY ALIENS are invading Earth, say boffins

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Re: Oops

Tending towards Anthropophagic.

CF To Serve Man

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Re: Moonlighting?

Nah, panspermia is a legal defense in a paternity suit.

Deep Impact succumbs to 'HAL bug' as glitch messes with antenna

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Re: It was a Y2K problem ..

Seen about 5 years ago, in a "Bargain Books" bin: How to Survive Y2K.

I, for one, welcome our robotic communist jobless future

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Re: diet

Height? Do include girth.

DARPA: You didn't think we could make a Mach 6 spaceplane, so let us have this MACH TEN job

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Once something become possible

Once a thing is shown possible, feasible, and affordable, it is inevitable; who would have thought North Korea could build its own nukes?

THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla

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Could be worse:

"Imitation" calamari.

See http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/imitation-calamari-sliced-pig-rectum_n_2482063.html

Exploring our way to the source of EMC's mighty VNX Nile

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EMC2 may well have EMC problems

EMC is an acronym for Electro-Magnetic Compatibility -- and it takes good EMC engineering to keep EMC from equipment such as the EMC Corp.servers pictured down to legal levels.

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http://www.iec.ch/emc/explained/

No scientific consensus' on sea-level rise?

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FWIW department

"No scientific consensus'" is brought to us by people who'd call 50.05 percent a mandate.

David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

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Re: Who TF is David Attenborough?

I'd nominate Tom Welsh for winner, but I'm biased; I've been working as an electrical engineer some 30 years even though I ran off to the Army at 17, technically a High School dropout, never studied engineering and never got a degree.

And while I can't legally teach for pay at a publicly run school anywhere in the Credentialed States of America without one, my last employer had no problem with my teaching something of electromagnetic compatibility to engineers who _had_ earned degrees -- except they said one question I wanted them to answer was too difficult. It required using arithmetic.

Off-tangent and back on topic, what is the rising number of children with Autism and food allergies doing to us if it is not evolution?

Cold-blooded, INHUMAN visitor hitches ride on NASA moon rocket

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Or bust!

Batrachia or Bust!

Lip-wobbling boffins: Eating Chinese food is like kissing a vibrator

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There is a serious po[r]n to this research, because . . . Szechuan pepper produces the same response from our nerves as mechanical vibration.

Hot stuff!

I once met a woman who said Wasabi was an aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, I thought she said "Wahabi."

Massively leaked iFail 5S POUNDS pundits, EXCITES chavs

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Vomit?

NOTHING to do with the 'phone; what did the writer's on-target characterization of the frantic blogging about it bring to mind?

Projectile Opinionating.

Congratulations.

US plaintiffs can seek damages over Street View data slurp - court

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Re: Are all Americans this dumb?

CB Radio is exempt from the Privacy provisions of US law. So is Amateur Radio, and neither are allowed to use encryption to MAKE comms private.

--... ...--

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Re: FYI -

A tall hurdle and a "fer piece, Sam."

Startup claims 1W wireless charging at 10 metres

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Re: More than 100W

Explicit graphics at

http://www.lsbu.ac.uk/water/microwave.html

Vote NOW to name LOHAN doomsday box

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Where was

The Earth shattering Kaboom?

Somewhere around 17th?

First rigid airship since the Hindenburg cleared for outdoor flight trials

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Re: it will probably be an expensive @ Jess

Up with which, etc . . .

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Re: it will probably be an expensive @ Jess

When I went to Prep School there in the 1950's, it was a point of honour NOT to be European. (And never to react, no matter how many applications of the cane.)

Verizon finally drags FCC into court fisticuffs to end one-speed internet for all

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But!

The FCC won't forbid subscribers from using TWO connections to increase bandwidth.

Canadian comet impact fingered for triggering prehistoric climate shift

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Re: That's nice then

5774, as of Wednesday evening, actually.

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/rosh-hashanah-a-fresh-start-for-the-new-year-1.6000139

l'shanah tovah . . .

US gov preps sale of TOP SECRET disease research island

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Big Brother

Re: Oh my

Unturned stone or unstoned . . . never mind!

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Re: "The local council has voted to make sure the island is carpeted with bland housing estates"

No, that's Irvine, CA, the city that dared (when last I saw it) to be beige.

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Black Helicopters

Re: No need to go to the US

We don't do-minions. Eh.

'WTF! MORONS!' Yahoo! Groups! redesign! traumatises! users!

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Re: If something works ...

AH! RA FT NS.

Those were the days, if at $300/month and 1200 baud.

Ebook judge: Guilty Apple must hire anti-antitrust watchdog to probe itself

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Compliance is optional

Don't sell books!

Boffins force Skype to look you in the eye

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Look at my EYES, she said

http://www.coloribus.com/adsarchive/prints/wonderbra-look-in-my-eyes-i-said-in-my-eyes-2741605/

Pulsars: the GPS beacons of the cosmos

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Alien

Re: Will an alternative to USA's GPS be allowed?

The soonest they could be served is 552 years at lightspeed; a reply will come back no faster, so we will become aware of their intent to appeal to the Intergalactic Court (if they even GET our puny radio wave signals) in the Andromeda galaxy in not less than 114 years. Our personal appearance at that court will be required , and since the loser pays court costs . . .

Boffin snatches control of colleague's body with remote control brain hat

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Re: Help me out here...!

Possibly this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldo_%28short_story%29

Behind the candelabra: Power cut sends Britain’s boxes back to the '70s

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The writer

Though a child of the 70's the writer seems not to have grokked the Tao of Tech.

Feel the Force, grasshopper (or something like that); there are things one can do only if he does not think bout them. The first kata. waltzes, tying shoes -- and setting a digital watch with four buttons and no instruction book.

Assembly of Japanese bicycle take great peace of mind -- Robert Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (page 164 in my copy)

FWIW, if you have what he calls "the mechanic's feel" you will astound your co-workers and disturb your managers, who will have NO idea how you fix things, or how to handle you.. But that is another thread.

Osama Bin Pwned: Al Qaeda mocked in Twitter counter-jihad

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Re: There's guns and guns.

The M16's appearance, which seems to provoke an almost atavistic fear, is largely due to a change that would improve accuracy in any rifle; instead of requiring the shooter to place his cheek low on an angled stock to sight along the weapon, the AR-15 and successors raised the sight path to allow for a straight stock and recoil path, which does not pull a weapon upwards during recoil. ANY rifle may be improved in this manner, and if one uses an optical sight, an angled stock is no longer needed.

It's my opinion that the crazies who get hold of an AR 15 or the like and go on a killing spree are (thank God) not usually SNIPERS, and are (usually) crazy enough to not kill coolly and deliberately: were Adam Lanza less disturbed,he might have killed as many with a much less controversial rifle, even without 20 or 30-round magazines.

There have been snipers; we even had one near where I live -- *he* didn't use a rifle. (http://www.mlive.com/lansing-news/index.ssf/2013/08/trial_date_set_for_suspected_i.html ), However, the Beltway snipers did; see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltway_sniper_attacks

These are far more frightening than the occasional spray and pray shooter.

The Beltway snipers used a military style weapon, but they would not have needed one for their killings and attacks. They are, however, in my opinion symptomatic of the breakdown of a culture and of the mental health of its people, one I believe related to the adversarial "I got mine; get lost" attitude so many even in government seem to endorse. However, that is another thread. What is pertinent here is that those unable or unwilling to exercise their rights responsibly may lose them -- and if today it is guns, how long can it be until speech and conscience are regulated?

A British acquaintance on the Net years ago derided governments' approach to terror; he said he was going to produce a bumper sticker reading,

"I'll worry about terrorists, when I can stop worrying about motorists."

Look for it.

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Re: (Whatever. Show me) ... Where's the War on Toddlers, eh?

Oddly enough, that just might be in ... Congress.

UK micro pioneer Chris Shelton: The mind behind the Nascom 1

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Considering

Considering I'll be 70 myself in a year, that's cool. VERY COOL!

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Go for it!

Xerox begins rolling out patches for jumbled-numbers copier glitch

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Re: RE: I'll bet the manager responsible for this mess has seen his career prospects deep-8ed, eh?

No, really?

</<sard>

Heh!

'You've had your fun. Now we want the stuff back'

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Black Helicopters

Re: No passwords = jail

A good password to another encrypted partition one does NOT have access to is a classic counter to this. They can still drug or torture you, of course, but you can't reveal what you don't know.

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Big Brother

It appears that issues of the Grauniad including Snowden-originated revelations (or Wikileaks') are also classified. How about that?

Portuguese chicken invades Spanish airspace

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Re: Helium?

Price (more) and lift (less). That's my guess.

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Headology's the trick

Better'n magic. Ask Esme Weatherwax.

Screw you, Brits, says Google: We are ABOVE UK privacy law

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Re: I think Google just managed to exclude their products and services ...

Did you say EXTRUDE?

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It's true, however, that if I decide to cross the border into Tijuana to get real Mexican food, I cannot expect the same kitchen sanitary practices I might in San Diego, where a stricter set of government rules is in place.

Shall we see every State (or union) applying its laws worldwide when the "cloud" is in another country? Or several?

Oz High Court says streaming music is not a 'broadcast'

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Opens the door for

No-music radio programming. Not Rush! Please!

Snowden's secure email provider Lavabit shuts down under gag order

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Re: America is not the land of the free

By the same performance based standard, NO systems of laws nor religions are, either, or ever have been.

Second LulzSec Sony website hacker starts a year in the cooler

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The floggings will continue, etc.

-- ordered by US District Judge John Kronstadt to pay $605,663 in compensation to Sony's movie division, --

If he refuses, he stays locked up until it's paid. . See how that works? Me neither.

Transdimensional rift appears above Australian bolt supplier

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Re: West Brumwich

Too bad; they weren't even pliers, but wire cutters.

SNIP

Cue the motors winding down.

Burger-rage horse dumps on McDonald's: Rider saddled with fat fine

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Ohhh Kay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0oM8G8LVbo