* Posts by cortland

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Feds: Bloke 'HACKED PLANE controls' - from his PASSENGER seat

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Re: Yes, they could be that dump

I've worked (NB: on hardware, NOT in the SW group) for a firm that, among other things, has written flight control software. It's tightly regulated to prevent vulnerabilities, and requires a really horrendous* effort to verify. See http://www.adacore.com/gnatpro-safety-critical/avionics/do178b//

*Except when verification catches something.

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BARMY bio-boffins are growing DINOSAUR SNOUTS on CHICKENS

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Re: Send a few to South Florida

We need something to eat the allegators, too.

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Quoted

"Shh is expressed in the ventral portion of the face"

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Hacker 3D prints device that can crack a combo lock in 30 seconds

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Re: "This isn't not the first time Kamkar has caused a ruckus"

Apparently "we don't know nothing!"

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And is now?

and is now an independent -- *so far* -- security consultant

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FCC leaning towards approving AT&T/DirecTV gobble – report

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Just opt out

Eschew!

Gezundheit.

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Attack of the possibly-Nazi clone parakeet invaders

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What does

"If that doesn't say "escaped Nazi scientist (possibly still alive via illegal transplants or as a brain in a bubbling jar)", we'd like to know what does."

http://go.reg.cx/ml/7fe5d/557cc3ff/d4f541bb/2fph

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Plod wants your PC? Brick it with a USB stick BEFORE they probe it

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Re: Automatic bricking...

"still perverting the course of justice"

Some say Defence Attorney's do that all the time.

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Brit boffins BLOW UP Li-On batteries and film the MELTING COPPER

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More energy

More energy = more danger. I learned that *years ago* when a "dead" alkaline PP3 was short circuited by coins in my pocket. Didn't quite blister but it certainly energized ME.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-volt_battery

The power density of batteries is slowly catching up on gunpowder. When I built (ca 1956) an electromagnetic ball-bearing launcher, this 12 year old's version of a not yet invented "railgun", in my bedroom, I could have sent them THROUGH the wall -- if I'd used a (not invented yet) LiFePO battery instead of a Lionel train transformer.

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Infosec bod's brag: Text editor pops Avaya phones FOREVER

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Grinned?

With reason!

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Google pulls plug on YouTube for older iPads, iPhones, smart TVs

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TV?

I had one, once. Sent it to the scrap yard in, lets see (hmm) ... 1997. Let's deprecate streaming videos that open when you're trying to conserve bandwidth. And wherein'l are the f**kin' transcripts?

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High on bath salts, alleged Norse god attempts tree love

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Re: commit "a sexual act on a tree"

It has to bark "yes," no?

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Microsoft, Getty settle image snatch 'suit

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They needed Mentoring.

http://www.scifiwright.com/2013/10/the-gray-lensman-by-e-e-doc-smith/

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Ploor ALWAYS complains.

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One small shot for Man, one espresso maker IN SPAAACE: Dragon snatched by ISS

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Hmm

The missing stroke on the left side of the A in SPACEX makes it look vaguely... Russian.

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DTS announces DTS:X – sparks object-based audio war with Dolby

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Nice

Nice Hallicrafters' in the picture.

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NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Re: Plutopalooza

So he was no caw-ward, eh?

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EU says dominant Google ILLEGALLY FIDDLES search results

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Re: "Convince us you ain't"

Being confident is not necessarily the same as having evidence, though it may follow on that.

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UK Supreme Court waves through indiscriminate police surveillance

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Were my brother still living, he, born the UK while our father was stationed there, would turn in his UK passport and advise others to stay away, which is a real shame. If HM government wish to make Britain as popular as Russia, they seem on the right path.

I note that we in the US seem fair to catching up with the USSR as well.

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Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

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Re: poor or very poor

I remember people in Aldbourne putting coins in the gas meter ca 1953.

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Reg exec in deluxe roo-skin pen case beernami trauma

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Banned kangaroo products? Leaping Lizards, Batman!

https://www.footy-boots.com/kangaroo-leather-ban-in-california-lifted/

(until 2016)

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HUGE Aussie asteroid impact sent TREMORS towards the EARTH'S CORE

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Re: Devonian?

"Chicks-hoo-loob" works, tho. Just don't correct the spelling

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Web geeks grant immortality to Sir Terry Pratchett – using smuggled web code

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Wonderful!

And full employment for the Orc's flocking to clacks as a trade.

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We've read all 400 pages of the FCC's baffling net neutrality rules – here's what YOU need to know

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Re: SOS, DD

"Not impressed ...with the FTC or FCC when it comes to protecting consumers."

THAT is another agency entirely. http://www.usa.gov/topics/consumer.shtml

And good luck.

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Speaking in Tech: Tinder Plus: 4 times pricier... if you're an OVER-28 wrinkly

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Is there

a TRANSCRIPT?

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Quantum computers have failed. So now for the science

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Re: another name

With invisible ink in hidden inkwells.

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LOHAN test flight: Results in from Oz jury

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Re: Units

"How long is a cubit, Lord?"

-- Noah

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Apple Watch: Wait a minute! This puny wrist-puter costs 17 GRAND?!

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Just a

Just a flesh would ma'am.

It's not Dick Tracy; worse, it's Fearless Fosdick!

http://lightheartedfifties.blogspot.com/2013/03/1955-fearless-fosdick-ad.html

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Curiosity rover RENDERED ARMLESS by short circuit

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Re: Ha!

And making no bones about it!

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Boffins find Earth's earliest Homo in Ethiopian hilltop

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Homo? Don't tell

Dave Agema!

http://avstop.com/december_2013/former_american_airlines_pilot_makes_outrageous_anti_gay_claims.htm

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The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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Re: Things change.

I don't have to worry about your taxes, but I wonder about a property tax not actually levied on property' I really do.

And I really miss the BBC on shortwave.

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MEGA PATENT DUMP! Ericsson, Smartflash blitz Apple: iPhone, iPad menaced by sales block

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Re: RE: The wheel

Cutting a stick to throw for your dog's enjoyment is ALSO patented:

http://www.google.com/patents/US6360693

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Lenovo to customers: We only just found out about this Superfish vuln – remove it NOW

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Back door? Nah.

To copy a Chinese euphemism, it sounds more like more like "back orifice". At a local Best Buy (tm) store the contract fixer-uppers (The Geek Squad --also tm) is going through Lenovo's removing (one hopes) the exploit. Good luck.

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So long, Lenovo, and no thanks for all the super-creepy Superfish

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Is it coincidence that

... this is the sort of access (AND source code, please) the PRC government is now insisting American manufacturers provide for products sold there? Or that many if not most of those "American" products (and parts for all the rest) sold ** outside** the PRC are probably made in the factories that will do the dirty-work?

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Flogging kit and services to UK.gov? YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE

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Lots

But seeing what that lot will do unbribed ...

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'Camera-shy' Raspberry Pi 2 suffers strange 'XENON DEATH FLASH' glitch

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Re: E.M.P. anyone ?

100 mW? That's not a pointer, it's laser knife!

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IBM details PowerPC microserver aimed at square kilometre array

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Re: At least THAT one

That's all right, then, and thanks. I'll avoid putting one next to *my* radio antennas.

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At least THAT one

At least THAT one should be RF-quiet enough to put amongst the radio antennas.

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'YOUTUBE is EVIL': Somebody had a tape running, Google...

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Limited to takedowns; isn't this an invitation to copyright violators, an essentially no-penalty way to make Mickey (among other rats) public domain?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encouraging_or_assisting_a_crime_in_English_law

I've brought my own popcorn.

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Re: "Don't be evil"

Medi-evil, perhaps; [ ]irds in a Guilded cage.

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UK official LOSES Mark Duggan shooting discs IN THE POST

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Re: Pants on fire.

Yes; Three Y's Men.

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FCC will vote to cut off 41 million broadband users this Thursday*

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Good! Can I expect

... my provider to lower my bills?

Heh. Silly me. But it's still lower than my 1984 Compu$erve $300/mo limit, 300 baud dialup with by the minute connection charges.

And whenever I miss the ASCII Internet (I do, too) I remember that.

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How's this for customer service: Comcast calls bloke an A**HOLE – and even puts it in print

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Flypaper Internet service?

That's what it is.

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Let's be clear, everyone: DON'T BLOCK Wi-Fi, DUH – FCC official ruling

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Re: Hotels next step?

Well, no. They COULD -- but when firefighters, medical personnel and LE can't reach each other inside over their trunked or LTE systems -- shielding,remember? -- safety is a very large victim. I suspect occupants and convention goers etc whose cellular service is cut off would be miffed, too, not good for business.

In any event, access to law-enforcement and public safety communications has become part of the US National Fire Code and many localities have made it part of their building codes as well. Given the multiplicity of frequencies used and fast changing technologies, a simple Faraday Cage is pretty much ruled out. See links below.

*links

http://www.npstc.org/inBuilding.jsp

http://www.rfsolutions.com/

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BOT AN ABOMINATION: Mechanical DRONE VAMPIRE spreads wings

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Re: Bats got legs

I'm calling my Congressman; we gotta outlaw perambulators.

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How?

Common vampire? HOW common? Inquiring necks want to know.

Make mine A Positive.

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Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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If one stands

I've been to Pearl Harbor. If one stands where he can watch Pearl Harbor, it's unlikely he'll be able to immediately after watch Gigli, unless he's taken along someone of that name -- and then he could watch both at the same time.

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Hola HoloLens: Reg man gets face time with Microsoft's holographic headset

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Digital photography

Just a good [enough],cheap [enough] wearable display would sell to photographers using digital cameras. Bluetooth viewers, anyone?

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Increased gov spy powers are NOT the way to stay safe against terrorism

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Indeed

One approach used by insurgents -- and terrorists -- is to copy what government does, turning people against their own governments even if those really are defending them. Considering how many exploits and scripts are already running around wild, it seems additional surveillance can create an excess of less (shall we say) benign intrusions. There's no good way the average person can say who's taking his picture, writing down his licence number, reading his email or scanning his HDD when government insists on doing all of those and says he can't make it known or do anything to stop it.

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FERTILISER DOOM warning! PESKY humans set to WIPE selves out AGAIN

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Re: "ElReg is INTERNATIONAL."

And here's your Thruppence. Yeah; I was there, when.

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