* Posts by rlow

13 posts • joined 21 Jun 2007

Ultrabook prices to fall as manufacturers slash margins

rlow

I will see you in 2013.

and I expect a discount.

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Insanely great PCIe 4.0 bit rate locked in

rlow
Black Helicopters

the length of "forever"

is a finite number. Maybe he knows something we don't.

Locking my bunker door now.

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Microsoft tosses Windows, Office discounts at XP holdouts

rlow

Re: tossing

Dear MS,

Keep tossing, I'll tell you when to stop.

Regards,

The Filthy Bastard.

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Jaguar stumbles on stairway to Google cloud

rlow
Joke

taking a shot in the dark

But it was probably their dainty D-link VPN router that was too small for the job.

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Microsoft throws $1m open-source party

rlow

Let me take a breath and

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ha

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Russians demand flying cars and telepathy

rlow
Go

@ James 5 - If you have teleportation ...

Hey, gear heads will still want to race from stop cloud to stop cloud in their skyvettes.

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iPods get digicam rumor upgrade

rlow
Troll

Typical Video

...and here's baby rangesh using is first baby potty.

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AMD to support Intel AVX instructions

rlow
Paris Hilton

*wakes*

*blink blink* *yawn*. fast math. *yawn* yay. *sleep*

dreams of Paris

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Dell may zap the Zing

rlow
Joke

The better way

As a semi-luddite , I appreciate and admire single use devices. A hammer, a MP3 player, a tactical nuke. nice simple devices.

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Halliburton seeks patent on patent trolling

rlow

The better way

The USians could just fix their "special" patent system.

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Wikipedia plumbs the filthy depths of plumbing

rlow

Removed from wikipedia?

What a plumbing shame.

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Rogers wraps 'unlimited' mobile browsing in small print

rlow
Paris Hilton

spokeswoman?

spokeswoman == SpokesRoger ?

Paris. Just because.

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Iraq collapse may pose new WMD threat, say UN monitors

rlow

Practice makes perfect.

Yes, and you'll have to invade again and again until you get it right!

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