* Posts by Squander Two

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The IT crowd: Fiercely loyal geeks or 'inflexible, budget-padding' creeps?

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Re: Tripartite IT departments

> It definitely seemed that sometimes what they all forgot was that they were there to try and ensure the users could do their job with as little hassle and effort as possible, as that was what brought the money through the door!

That is the single biggest problem with IT in my experience (and, to be fair, with a whole load of other departments and sectors too). IT people basically work in customer service, but half of them refuse to admit it and the other half think that their customers are the users in other departments. The former are just plain obstructive. The latter think that they have successfully provided a service to their customer when they complete the PC upgrade or software installation or whatever, and that it's therefore OK to take two weeks to do it (hey, two weeks from inital request to completion is pretty good for a large firm, right?), when in fact the completion of the task marks the point at which the company can start to serve their real customer, making two weeks an absolutely appalling delay.

I find the worst IT departments are the ones that serve IT departments. I've had arguments on the phone with these twonks, explaining to them that my (and their) employer has hired a new employee, is paying the new employee, and that the new employee can do literally nothing until they have a machine and account, and that our employer is therefore simply flushing money down the toilet until the machine and account are set up. Even when it's explained to them, they just don't even understand the problem.

(I hasten to add, for the benefit of any powers that be that might be reading, that this was with a previous employer. My current lot are just absolutely fantastic. At everything.)

Radiohead's Thom Yorke pulls his own music off Spotify

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Re: Says who?

> They are in the same domain of "free content" that the industry has always had since the dawn of broadcasting.

My world-view can explain why Status Quo took legal action against the BBC when Radio 1 modernised and stopped playing hours of back-catalogue in the early Nineties. Yours can't.

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WTF?

"5p per play on the radio for 100 plays."

Lots of commenters on this thread have been bandying these insanely low made-up figures around. For the record (ha!), the BBC pay over £15 a minute. Perhaps that figure lends enough context to what the argument is actually about for you to understand it.

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"I don't think I've ever met anyone who spends that amount of money on CDs a month."

I did, before I had kids. I know lots of other people who did, too; some still do. You know: music fans. Don't assume everyone's the same as you.

> The business just needs to catch up, and figure out a way to ensure the artist gets paid properly too. It isn't Spotify's fault - its the labels who sell the music to them not coming up with a formula to properly fund the artists.

WTF? The labels' formulae are, obviously, based on the amount of money they're receiving for the music, which is being pushed down by Spotify.

> may I suggest that he puts his money where his mouth is and set up a competing service? Oh, he can't? Why?

Well, apart from the rather obvious point that he is putting his money where his mouth is by pulling out from a service that was making him some money, the key word there is "competing", isn't it? It's extremely difficult to set up a service that will compete with an established dominant industry player by paying more for your raw material. Not impossible, though: you could, for instance, try to encourage the providers of raw material not to do business with the established player. Oh, look! That's what Yorke is doing.

One of the big problems with the music business is that so much of the raw talent enters the industry seventeen years old and desperate, which makes it very easy to exploit by telling it things like "We won't pay you for this, but the exposure will be great for you," or, depressingly often, "It'll cost you £100 to play this gig and it'll be another £100 if you don't sell at least 50 tickets." The price of the talent and material is constantly being pushed down by the fact that these people are naive and know nothing whatsoever about work or business, so are very easily exploited. People who've been in the business a decade or three, like Yorke, are much more savvy and have far better record deals. Occasionally, some of them try to help younger artists by giving them business advice or setting up their own labels which give better deals. And, very occasionally, they do the one thing that the kids really badly need: they set an example. For an established (and, to many, cool) artist like Yorke to do this sends a great message to the kids: "No, you don't have to put up with this crap. Yes, you can turn down offers from people who are ripping you off. Yes, you can set the price of your own product." And the industry is well aware of how bad this sort of influence is for their appalling business model, which is why they've run such a successful propaganda campaign against anyone who does this: witness the fools who are convinced that artists can't survive without giving away their product. Other workers don't get this, you'll notice. "Unless nurses provide care to hundreds of people for free, how will the hospitals know how good they are? No hospital's going to hire a nurse without trying out the service first!"

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Re: "Meanwhile, millions of streams gets them a few thousand dollars. Not like radio at all."

Yeah, it's a tricky one. It doesn't seem quite fair to compare a million streaming instances with just one or two radio airplays, but it can't be right either to compare a million streams with a million broadcasts. I think everyone involved would agree that the correct figure has to be somewhere inbetween; they just can't agree exactly where.

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Devil

Is that a Radiohead song title?

Pure boffinry: We peek inside Nokia's miracle cameraphone

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WTF?

Here's another idea.

Just make the mini tablet. Don't lumber us with a phone; just sell the tablet -- the smallest, lightest, most capable handheld Web tablet ever.

If Nokia had built a phone into the 770 and N800 and N810, the iPhone wouldn't have looked innovative and half the world would be using Meego by now. Well, maybe. Whatever, not integrating a phone definitely didn't work out.

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"there is no reason to sponsor a known Monopoly abuser"

If we're talking about whether Nokia can compete with Apple and Samsung, I honestly don't think this reason figures very highly in most users' buying decisions.

> you can't customize windphone to look and work the way you want.

You can move and resize all the tiles, you can grab functions from within apps and turn them into tiles, and you only include the tiles you want. That may not be quite enough customization for you, but it's wrong to say that it's no customization at all. And it's a lot more than on IOS.

> Its impossible to get rid of the garishly colored tiles

But you can pick one of the non-garish colours. It's impossible to get rid of the icons in IOS as well. Or Windows and OSX, come to that. I'm not experienced with Android, but I thought it used icons too. Are you actually using CLI on your phone?

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Re: Waste

I'm getting one as soon as my contract's up.

Microsoft's next device could be a Surface Watch

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Unhappy

Here's a prediction.

Whoever makes the damn things, no-one will turn them off in the cinema. Bastards.

Boeing batteries back under spotlight as 787 burns at Heathrow

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"how much money was lost because all the runways were closed"

It'll be a tiny fraction of the cost of providing permanent round-the-clock cover sufficient to deal with two fires breaking out at the same airport at the same time -- which is, after all, pretty bloody unlikely. And it's not as if there's no backup from local non-airport fire stations.

Choosing not to pay to guard against every single possible thing that could go wrong, no matter how rare or unlikely, is not penny-pinching; it's reasoned allocation of limited resources.

Chinese police probe iPhone user's death by electrocution

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"Why does the author mention that the woman is a Former hostess for an airline?"

> It's not a factor in the story.

Says who? Obviously it's a factor, it's just not one you approve of for some reason. It's human nature to be interested in what other people do with their lives, and news reports include such details in order to make their objects a little bit less anonymous and generic. Personally, I don't want to read news like

On July the 10th, a human was electrocuted. They were allegedly holding an object at the time; said object may or may not have been a significant factor in the electrocution. The human was alive; they are now dead. Their name and gender are irrelevant.

Nokia tears wrapper off Lumia 1020 monster imaging mobe

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Re: Here's a prediction.

Thinking about this some more, the release of the SDK means someone could make a camera grip with manual controls for the settings.

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WTF?

There's a thorough review of the 808 on this site, with sample pictures, and there are loads of 808 photos on the Web. Why imagine what the picture quality might be like when it's so trivially easy to check?

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Here's a prediction.

Someone will make a version of the camera grip that allows you to attach proper camera lenses. Which might just be amazing.

Dead STEVE JOBS was a CROOK – judge

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Re: re: worldwide revenues

> Fortunately "Apple Earth inc" makes a loss because of the royalty payments it has to make to "Apple Omicron Persei 8"

Taxes are based on profits. I believe fines are based on revenues even when there are no profits.

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Re: Common sense prevails

Malcolm Weir,

Very well said.

I'd love to say it amazes me that Apple thought that their forcing prices up might be perceived as essentially the same as Amazon's forcing prices down, but that argument does seem to have persuaded a lot of people, including a number of commenters here.

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Re: Use the fines to prop up physical book publishers/sellers

> I believe that ALL of the potential fines should be used to keep PAPER publishing alive as they are the REAL VICTIMS of the price fixing.

The victims of price-fixing are the consumers who pay the higher fixed prices, not the vendors who collect the money.

Apple colluded with publishers to push prices up. Not down. Do you really not see the difference there?

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"Amazon will be free to raise prices back up"

But this is the fascinating thing about Amazon: they don't do that. They locate inefficiencies in a market, use their muscle to get rid of those inefficiencies (which necessarily causes problems for competitors who can't or won't become as efficient as Amazon), and that's it. The traditional final stage of monopolistic behaviour -- pushing prices back up again once you've got a monopoly -- appears not to interest them. Find us an example of a product whose price Amazon has increased after driving out the competition. I bet you can't.

The corporate ethos appears to be that everyone benefits from a more efficient market, so make it more efficient and leave it that way. Look at Netflix: they're in direct competition with Amazon's LoveFilm, yet they use Amazon's AWS. Amazon are in a perfect position to cause serious problems for Netflix, yet they don't.

The very reason we have anti-monopoly laws is to protect consumers from monopolies forcing prices up. Since Amazon don't do that, what exactly is that you think the law should be protecting us poor Amazon customers from?

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Re: Did Apple Hire 6-Year-Olds for Lawyers!?

Quite. And they were also clearly hoping no-one would notice the ellision: "But Amazon engaged in anticompetitive practice in order to force prices down, so why shouldn't we engage in anticompetitive practice in order to force prices up?"

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Re: In the eBook market

Really? A Jack Reacher book on Kindle is roughly half the price it is on paper in a bookshop. I don't feel shafted by Amazon.

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"Did the judge actually call out Steve Jobs personally as being a criminal?"

Near enough, yes:

"After carefully weighing the evidence, the court agreed with the Justice Department and 33 state attorneys general that executives at the highest levels of Apple orchestrated a conspiracy with five major publishers to raise e-book prices," the assistant attorney general in charge of the DoJ’s antitrust division, Bill Baer, said.

Even if Jobs were alive, the only way he could fight the accusation would be for Apple to claim that they went ahead and formed major policy without consulting him. Even they would be hard pushed to do that with a straight face.

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"the decisions are made by human beings ... are they going to see any time for fraud?"

I agree, except that the crime in question wasn't fraud. People do go to prison for fraud, even when they commit it via a corporation. But the punishment for price-fixing is not imprisonment; it is a fine.

One could argue that it would be correct in principle to fine the people within the corporation who were responsible for the price-fixing, but what would be the point? The corporation would just adjust their salaries and bonuses to cover it. The corporation's going to pay either way. Best remedy against the people is to hope that they lose their jobs if the company decides it doesn't like being associated with criminal behaviour. Don't think that's going to happen at Apple, somehow.

Kick the tyres on UK's swap-shop for cat pics and other copyright stuff

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Devil

Re: The greatest invention ever

Arguably, most defence spending is advertising.

Sleek Nokia Lumia details EXPOSED ahead of Thursday's disrobing

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Devil

"I'm saying it fails on its own merit."

Based on a sample of one.

"My friend didn't like it. Therefore Microsoft have made an OS hated by every single person on the planet who's anything like my friend."

If I find a disaffected Android user with a history of buying Nokias who does like Lumias, will that prove that your friend doesn't exist? Or, perhaps, are people individuals?

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"'D hate to be on a plane with one of these."

Windows Phone allows you to set data connections to on, off, or only when not roaming.

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Re: "why cant you just buy [a camera] and have the rest of the phone as a separate entity?"

@ Great Bu

But then what would I photograph?

Nice to see you're up, by the way.

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@ spaceyjase

Those photos are incredible. It's frankly amazing that that second one was taken with a phone. Well done to you and Nokia.

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Re: "so I don't have to suffer the humilation of owning a Windows Phone."

Perhaps, and a change of policy at Nokia won't solve the problems of 99% of the population.

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Re: No expandable storage

Yeah, roaming is the one situation where Skydrive falls down. Personally, I can't see me taking so many photos in a couple of weeks that I'd fill up that much memory; my 800 only has 16GB and I haven't come close to needing it all -- and I take a lot of photos. I tend to bump into the odd wifi hotspot on holiday these days, too; it's not all roaming when abroad. And I'd've thought that someone who wants to take such a huge volume of photos might have a laptop with them anyway. Not saying an SD card would have been a bad idea, but I think the number of people who will actually experience real problems as a result of its lack is vanishingly small.

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WTF?

"so I don't have to suffer the humilation of owning a Windows Phone."

If your reason for choosing an OS is what you imagine other people will think of you when they look over your shoulder, I don't think your problems can be fixed by a mere change of policy at Nokia.

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Re: No expandable storage

It does have expandable storage: Skydrive. Get with the times.

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Meego.

I had an N900 and loved Maemo. Thought Elop was a moron for ditching it. But I have to say, using WinPho, I'm a convert. It's superb.

It's always going to come down to personal taste, I suppose.

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"why cant you just buy [a camera] and have the rest of the phone as a separate entity?"

Well, of course you can, and I think a lot of us do. I for one am getting quite pissed off with lugging a decent camera around, though, especially on holiday with kids, who always manage to provide you with loads of other stuff to carry. If I could get a phone with a good enough camera to do justice to those valuable memories I want to be looking at tearfully in my eighties, then I'd happily ditch the bloody camera.

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Re: No expandable storage?

I have a Lumia, and can confirm that the auto-upload to Skydrive is completely hassle-free and means that onboard storage is academic. If you take a photo then immediately delete it, it'll still be sitting there on your PC next time you turn it on.

Acer Iconia W3: The first 8-inch Windows 8 Pro tablet

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Re: "This is no tablet for photographers."

> a little ambiguous

Out of context, yes, but the article was clearly referring to picture quality.

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Re: Regardless of which OS we are talking about that piece of tat is an Acer.

I had an Acer that got lugged around the world and generally mistreated for ten years without a single hardware fault (which is a lot more than can be said for my flimsy piece-of-crap Macbook). Built like a tank, and so reliable I would go out of my way to pick Acer now even if they were the more expensive option. That they're cheap is just icing on the cake.

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"This is no tablet for photographers."

No tablet is a tablet for photographers. That was one thing Apple got right: not putting a camera on the first iPad. The outcry over that "omission" was always completely stupid.

Apple surrenders in 'app store' trademark suit against Amazon

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Apple need a new abbreviation.

Maybe they could start calling lap-top computers "laptops" and trademark that.

Texas teen jailed for four months over sarcastic Facebook comment

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Re: texas

Yeah, I hear Texans are so stupid, sometimes they submit the same comment twice.

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I live in Northern Ireland.

During the Troubles, a man is driving down a country road late at night when he is pulled over by two men wearing balaclavas and carrying AKs. One of the men stands back while the other approaches the driver.

"What religion are you?" asks the terrorist.

Thinking fast, the driver says, "Actually, I'm Jewish."

The terrorist calls to his comrade, "Achmed! At last!"

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To those people who seem to think that the school shooting statistics have anything whatsoever to do with how this boy should be punished: Look up the stats for the number of people killed in the Troubles and the number of Jews killed by Muslim terrorists, then call the police. I need to be jailed for having written the above. Obviously.

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Devil

Why concentrate on just school shootings?

Why not look up the statistics for all murder? Thousands of them, so we can't make jokes about murder any more. There goes "Goodfellas". What about accidental deaths of children falling from heights? Loads of them, so we'll need to ban that evil death-revelling tract "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", which contains a joke on the subject. Carroll's long dead, but we could still jail Scorsese. After all, if the police just stood by and did nothing and then Scorsese did become a Mafia boss and have dozens of people killed, the victims would sue the police. They can't win!

Run for your (private) lives! Facebook's creepy Graph Search is upon us

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Re: Scary?

Yeah, I know -- which completely undermines my point, of course. A friend of mine suggested that I should get an amhibious assault motorcycle hearse, and I have to say, what could possibly be better?

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Devil

Scary?

Like all men on Facebook, I get loads of "Meet hot young women in your area!" adverts. My daughter recently got into the film "Annie" and I mentioned something about it on Facebook, and all those ads were immediately replaced with "Meet hot young men with very tight trousers and leather hats in your area!" Facebook are apparently the world's most successful data-mining and advert-targetting company, and that's the level of sophistication of their algorithms: "Mentioned a musical, therefore must want gay sex with strangers." They have also sent me adverts for a six-wheeled amphibious assault vehicle and a motorcycle hearse. I have no idea why, and bet they don't know either. Am I scared by their in-depth knowledge of every facet of my life? Ahahahahahahaha.

Germans brew up a right Sh*tstorm

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Devil

"Is it just because it has the word 'in' at the end?"

That's a lower-case L, not a capital I. (Why on Earth would you think a verb's penultimate letter was capitalised? Who does that?) Anyway, it comes from the English word "circle", which you may have run into once or twice. They don't have to use it the same way as us for it to be an Anglicism; they just have to get it from our language.

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Catch?

I thought "tennis" came from the French for "hold".

Americans attempt to throw off oppressive, unresponsive rulers on 4th of July

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Just cause they're collecting it, doesn't mean they're managing it well. It's a government IT project, after all. They're probably using MS Access with a shiny Sharepoint front-end.

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I was going to upvote that comment until the final sentence, which is pompous grandiose bollocks. You're telling us that there was no slavery in North America until the English established it there? Seriously? And, fascinating though your historical explanation is (really, no sarcasm here), it doesn't do anything at all to contradict the original point, which was that one of the results of American Independence was that slavery stayed legal in the US for a lot longer than it would have had the States remained British colonies.

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"Why deny us human rights?"

I don't think the protestors are denying anyone any rights. The protestors are American citizens, and are protesting against the American Government, demanding that they respect a clause in the American Constitution that specifically protects certain civil rights of American citizens. Fair enough. There's nothing in the Constitution regarding not being allowed to spy on foreigners (I think the Framers would have been rather surprised at the suggestion, to be honest). If you don't want YOUR government to collude with US intelligence agencies in trampling YOUR rights, organise your own bloody protest, don't just sit around whining that the American protestors aren't performing your democratic duty for you.