Posts by Michael Miller
64 posts • joined Thursday 21st June 2007 17:38 GMT
If you think you're free
try going down to the Walgreens and urinating on the cough drops.
</obligatory Vandals quote>
Posted in BOFH: Die, Robot
Where was the overpowered Russian cattleprod?
I had such hopes of a deranged robot randomly zapping executives :(
We'll need more guns.....
Big fucking guns!
Posted in Paramount prepares to scale Dune
It will be crap
Now if they made a movie based on National Lampoon's Doon, that'd be worth watching.
Smell me!
I'm eco-friendly......
It's nothing but pure laziness
It's not that they're left behind. They're too lazy to learn anything new. I've seen it over and over. It's what happens when you stop learning. The mind shuts off and resists starting again. It happens to all ages. I've seen so many people refuse to think. They either screw things up royally or get frustrated when mindlessly clicking/punching buttons fails.
You have my permission to shoot me if I ever get into that state.
Moral is don't stop learning and thinking and you'll not be left behind.
It has to be true
I saw it on Bones on TV.
Maybe she can help me then...
I want to say "Who cares?", but in a devastating sledgehammer to the forehead sort of a way. I've ruled out:
"So what?"
"BFD"
"No one f*cking cares"
"What a complete waste of three years"
Any suggestions?
Why buy a Kindle?
Not that I know a lot about them, but....
Doesn't it save a ton of space/weight? The idea of having a entire library in one device is appealing. I remember having to tote a days worth of books when I was in college. I'd have gladly paid the cost to not have to deal with that.
@ at all the smug yanks (AC)
In the US we're free to express any opinion, no matter how stupid.....It's called freedom you asshat. Something I guess you're not used to I guess.
I pity you, you sad pathetic little man.
I'm so glad
to be living in the USA.
Did you Brits intentionally hire all the incompetent fucktards as police, or did you just get lucky?
Damn you!
Another keyboard gone.......
Don't stop there!
Lets ban everything pointy or sharp!
Posted in PETA pronounces on Obama fly-swat
Meat is murder
and murder tastes pretty damn good! (Dennis Leary, No Cure for Cancer)
Posted in Texas cop tasers gobby granny
She did not follow reasonable instructions.
She was in a highly agitated state. He had no way of knowing if she had any sort of weapon. He controlled the situation in the least violent way.
How much does it cost?
I could have sooooo much fun with this!
Shit code is shit code no matter the language
Find something else to bitch about.
Preferably while you're down at the pub piss faced....
Which is where you probably were when you write this tripe.
Fail Reg for printing it.
Finally a use for dead cats...
Oh and thanks for the non-existent NSFW tag on the link at the bottom.
Why not just detonate a clean tactical nuke?
That'd dust off a considerable area. Plus it'll let those pesky moon men we mean business.
Posted in Large Hadron Timewaster
Is it just me, or....
Does the whole idea of a collider seem akin to studying biology by hitting frogs with a sledgehammer?
Posted in Yes! It's the cardboard PC!
Don't let HP see this
Who knows what will happen if they try putting a cardboard PC in a cardboard box....
Oh Doner Kebabs
Where were you when I was young?
We had to make do with foot long hotdogs covered in cheese, chili, and hot peppers followed by the mystery meat and bean burritos.
"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters. "
Posted in Bees on cocaine: The facts
This is drugs.........
This is your bee on drugs.......
Any questions?
This doesn't even make sense........
If it actually worked it would kill your cell's signal, wouldn't it? I think if anything it might actually reflect the signal back given the placement in the picture. I think you'd be better off to wrap you cell in tinfoil.........
mine's the silver shiny one....
Posted in Tell Santa to bring more assault rifles
it's all very simple......
Guns = freedom.
Look at history. Every dictator/despot/what ever you want to call them took steps to disarm the populace.
At again are we?
"calculate precisely how mush force the dolphin was producing."
Proofread first, pub later................
Does anyone even read this before slapping it up on the site?
Perhaps try proof reading before going to the pub?
"Even Linux newcomers should have any trouble getting Fedora 10 installed and running."
Posted in Spooks foils fictional Russian plot
If I wanted to cause mass confusion
I'd just cut all the lines......
Posted in Peaches Geldof cops a severe shoeing
Who the hell is
Peaches Geldof?
Answer: No one cares..............
I for one
Welcome our new internet overlords!
@Go Figure
You know what else stops the wind?
TREES!
We must put a stop to this now!!!!!!!!
DEATH TO ALL TREES!
Buy a chainsaw now!
Help avert the world wind crisis!
PH cause she's a Muppet too.....
I blame El Reg
Posting this story forced me to buy GTA and go on a rampage.
Posted in Cuil feasts on Salmon of Nonsense
Well in any case
I guess we know why they're not a Google anymore.......
Paris, cause somewhere in here there is a good joke about a nut in the ass
We will soon learn the truth.
Steve Fossett is BigFoot!
...mine is the furry one covered in leaves....
Posted in Lesbos climax as lesbians lick Lesbians
Has my vote for best article title ever
Hands down.
amanfromMars is starting to make sense....should I just take a lie down or drink more?
Posted in Holidaymaker gets £31k data roaming bill
Am I the only one?
That thinks £229 is still a insane price?
Just saw the news today........
Harry Potter actor killed in knife fight in bar. No matter what you ban, people will kill people.
@ AC
You fail to mention that the insane male obtained the weapons illegally. What about enforcing the existing laws?
@ anti Kel-Tec --> I agree out of the box it's a little rough, but with a little work it is excellent for times when you have no option to carry anything bigger. It's biggest drawback is that it requires a very firm grip to cycle reliably since it's so light.
@Anti gunners Banning one weapon just provokes a switch to another. Plus banning anything sets a dangerous precedent. How long before they start banning knives (Great Britain). Perhaps automobiles, look at how many deaths are caused by them. Pretty soon you will have the dark ages again with the privileged few oppressing the masses. It could happen easily because you let them take away anything that you could use to stop them. Just look at China and what happens to protesters there.........
When it comes down to it weapons = freedom always has, always will. We need to be able to protect ourselves from people who would oppress us.
Posted in Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help
Duck question
If a duck plucker died, would you call it "The Fall of the Duck" or
(and think now)
Would you say the plucker ran out of ducks and they called it "Duck Plucker's Luck"?
Posted in Nigerian duped gullible NASA employee
@No chance of dismissal
You're assuming gullible and hot. What if she's gullible and not?
@ Richard Neill "No legitimate use for guns" - bullshit
Just the other day I walk outside to see why my dogs are going nuts. Cue two neighbor's bulldogs running full tilt after me. Absolutely no way to make it anywhere safe in time. If I hadn't had a gun, I'd be dog food.......
And no, I didn't kill them. Several rounds in the gravel caused enough noise and stinging rock fragments to send them packing.
Don't bother with kack about mace/pepper spray and etc. Try hitting a dog in the face.
You want to put a stop to it? All I have to say is we have ordinance that can follow a laser......
Mine's the one with the built in holster........
Posted in BOFH: Lift laughs
@Stephen Tordoff
ok Hugh Laurie would work too. I had him confused with Hugh Grant........
Posted in BOFH: Lift laughs
No, No, No
BOFH - Christpher Walken
Boss - Rowan Atkinson
PFY - Simon Pegg
Rescuer - Paris (because she knows all about going down a shaft)
A tisket, a tasket, a head in a basket
It cannot reply to questions you ask it.
Did anyone else notice
The date on the card is October 31, 2005?
Global Warming
Strikes again............
Stupid is as stupid does.........
To anyone that clicked through the error and used the site:
I have a Nigerian friend that would like to speak with you..............
I for one welcome our new
Homeland Security overlords!
