119 posts • joined 21 Mar 2012
Re: Double up
I reckon that feature will probably be appear in a couple of years.
But can you imagine how frustrating the beta would be?
"Did I mistype or did it misread?"
"studied classics at Wadham"
Proof then, that one really does need a first rate education to get on in this world.
In the name of the FSM, cant you all stop picking on the poor lass. This is last years money we're griping about, its time for El Reg, and us all to move on.
The child is at least "trying" to do something "positive" and she found some dopey well meaning civil service types to smile upon her.
I cant wait for the TED talk- cough
I blame the BBC and others for encouraging Twitter adoption by referencing it in various shows at every opportunity. Might explain a portion of those non - contributing users.
It has never felt right to me, that they should advertise Twitter. But I suppose the Media-types just think "its like email isn't it?"
Re: This recursion trick obviously works
Scary. I'll alert what I call, the mail room.
Is the guy responsible for Jar Jar going to Comicpalooza?
I guess it wouldn't be safe.
1.8 buses from memory
Nice to see Angstroms get an airing now and again. I'd use them more often if I could get the circle to stay on the A long enough.
"Maybe an iMirror to make all you ugly fanbois a little prettier"
I have a feeling that even 65 inches won't make me look any better.
Where's our bloom'n stickers?
Idiocracy awaits its true
Thanks Dabbsy for venting that article so I don't have to.
I know "Something after the weekend" doesn't have the same ring to it but Mondays might be a better day to cheer us up.
So what's this Voice thing you won't be appearing in then?
"The solo campaign might provide action set pieces to demo at E3 and subsequently showcase on adverts, but if it was missing would anyone really care?"
I am old and set in my ways. I expect at least 8 hours of Single player action from a triple A title and only then the mutiplayer mayhem.
That's not to say I'd never buy a multiplayer only game.
But that's probably just me.
What! Happened! To! The! Stupid! Yahoo! Headline! System!
I'm just asking.
Somehow without a single question mark...
Not ET but Rolls Royce Trent
Phone home? Is it ETs Birthday or something?
Its more like live telemetry no?
K1 Applications Poster
Ubisofts G.R.A.W the example for man-wearables, nice and dramatic.
Brave or Foolish?
Advertising this Tat?
To Reg Readers?
Whom all have "proper" NAS & Streaming set up years hence.
The Phone with only One mate
Shouldn't they have called it the Gr8 M8?
One m8 just feels a bit melancholy.
I note with interest and alarm that the 2D diagram pictured shows the orbits of Sedna and Biden intersecting at two points.
How long until they collide?
Inform the Met
Doesn't this make every El Reg Hack a Bandito too?
After all they get cash from text.
Sorry wheres that withdraw button?
I have an emoticon (I'm too old to say emoji) for a coiled turd with eyes and a friendly smile.
What I want to know is, why it never shows up when I send it to random Android users?
What their shit don't smell?
Mines the one with the sticky pockets.
Waste of Taxpayers Money #142859345
To add to Dr Dre and others above:
How about the £30-40 Meeeeelion about to be handed to MS because the DoH can't recruit IT Managers who can migrate an to a new OS once in 10 years.
Ah a pattern is emerging. Up vote to compensate kind Sir.
Down-votes for Language use?
Or for being too lazy to unplug something else?
Me Piggin TV only has x3 HDMI :(
I'm sure I've seen pictures of buses and WWII planes ending up on the moon.
I'm just saying.
Hang on a second
A blonde female came up and .....spoke to you?!?
and we're supposed to believe this all happened....in a Pub?
Re: Semtex451 limerick competition mission Creep
There was a young lass from Reston VA
Missing hubby banged up for more than a day
For a Paddy’s day bash
She went out on the lash
Appeared nude at the clink for a roll in the hay
limerick competition mission Creep
Its asking too much i suppose to have a Limerick competition on this quality Bootnote, instead of ball point pens.
SE8u1 arrives next week?
So for the simpleminded like myself, and presupposing the role should exist, what then should the new Commissioners agenda be exactly?
Say over the next 4 years.
Could we have that bullet-pointed?
I wouldn't consider them Pliers, but a good idea for the next BuzzWonk
That BuzzGasm got me going. Now I lose a whole afternoon dribbling over RS, Farnell and Screwfix pages.
"hardly anything for Microsoft to crow about and it's still bobbing along"
I'm enjoying these mini-tributes to Bob Crow, each one reminds me, and brings a little smile.
"If your IT department is inefficient it is entirely possible that the responsibility does not properly belong with the nerds who run it."
If Nerds ran it, it would be bloody-well efficient, its non-nerd, know-nothing tw*t managers that cause the inefficiencies.
End of rant. Calming down.
Re: What it is right...
Or Johnny Vegas or the FSM, its still in peer review stage.
Re: Well, I'm glad there doesn't seem to be a Nemisis star...
Well in this here article :
If correct, we might not have to wait so very long.
Pity that "stuff" is so tricky to put an X-mark on.
Is the term "Glasswipe" the same as "Glasshole"?
I'm certain there's folk hereabouts that can do better than either.........
This IS a story
.....not like that pen shortage dross from earlier today.
Slow news day? It comes to something when El Reg has to scan the Irish Independant for news and then picks a non-story with all the relevance of parochial tittle-tattle.
We expect better..
I miss my Psion 5, always had build quality issues with it tho, then it got nicked.
Why did you have to pick my wife's birthday?
Now she'll be heart broken
Re: Just add Garlic ,Herbs & Wine
Look.. we had all agreed we were nuking the frogs
Re: Blue jellyfish-like tendrils?
I agree, this could be the first, out of focus photo... of you know who.
I hope for all our sakes that this phone really takes off.
That would send a strong message to govt, telcos, and manufacturers that privacy still counts for something.
"In the meantime it reckons the only way for iOS users to avoid the security risk is to use the iOS task manager to stop the apps from running in the background"
So the only way.... is to close ....the running app??
And this is the extent of the threat?
But I dare say it's only right that EL Reg put the fear of the Spaghetti Monster into us all, now and again.
I think you have to modulate the sound at the right points by moving the back of your tongue to roof of your palate. Or some-such.
Re: If I were a central banker...
It will, and sooner than Carney thinks.
Agreed, and if we can get free delivery from Prime on top of disk rental in the post, then this is good news.
Not that Meh, after all?
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Batten down the hatches, Ubuntu 14.04 LTS due in TWO DAYS
- Samsung Galaxy S5 fingerprint scanner hacked in just 4 DAYS
- Feast your PUNY eyes on highest resolution phone display EVER
- AMD demos 'Berlin' Opteron, world's first heterogeneous system architecture server chip