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Ouch... right in the VIDEO GAME: Lizard Squad attacks XBox, Twitch

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Re: Not sure Anon is dissasosciating itself?

Either way expect "zero fuck" to be in the 2015 OED

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Tim Cook: I'm NOT worried about CRAP iPad sales. It's just a 'speedbump'

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Apple are so psychotic on pricing to the point imho, they would sooner scrap overproduced tablets than discount them.

And could someone explain the 32-128GB pricing strata?

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'Video on internet may not be entirely truthful': Times headline

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Wheres Dabbsy?

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Is it an iPad? Is it a MacBook Air? No, it's a Surface Pro 3

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Re: The real question is...

Will it run Crysis?

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ooooh

A surface to (macbook) air missile

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DIME for your TOP SECRET thoughts? Son of Snowden's crypto-chatter client here soon

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Point of Order

"The new service was hoped to be ready in time for the Chaos Communications Congress in Germany held days before New Year's Eve"

In other words during the FSM Festival of Blobbing.

Which I have just now invented.

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Snowden is FREE to ESCAPE FROM RUSSIA, say officials

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Hope he read the small print about being used as a cyber warrior against Ukraine

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Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

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Yes, please Mr. Dabbs. These suspenders are killing me. (The weekend came early)

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Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS

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Cooor what a lovely box a' Torx

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German spy agency staffer spied for NSA during gov probe into NSA spying – report

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Ach so!

Oooopz

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El Reg is looking for a new London sub-editor

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NASA: Satellite which will END man-made CO2 debate in orbit at last

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Meh

Lauchpad padding

Couldn't yesterdays story just have been updated. Tut.

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Nationwide Building Society's services out for the count

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Facepalm

I wonder how much more overdrawn I'll be, once service is restored.

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NASA aborts third attempt at finally settling man-made CO2 debate

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"This may not seem like much, but humans have essentially tipped the balance."

Can we let OCO2 decide that please Prof?

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You need a list of specific unknowns we may encounter? Huh?

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Re: So familiar

"Foolishly, I would try to help them curb the waste and suggest ways of improving their productivity and profitability. Oh yes, I truly was that naïve."

Wish I'd read that 15 years ago, I might have had some hair left.

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Study of Brit students finds TXTING doesn't ruin your writing

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ur moma

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Coulson GUILTY of conspiring to hack phones between 2000 and 2006

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Unhappy

Marvelous

Sorry I thought this was about the Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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F1 racing ace Michael Schumacher's medical records were pinched

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"designed simply to push ‬traffic to the scammers' website"

A worthy target for Anonymous & Co.

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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Re: Swirling JDs??

Watered-down stuff from the US and .........Ireland?!?

You intended to provoke 2 entire nations of Linkedin users?

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VIDEO SELFIE DRONE: 'AirDog' UAV follows you everywhere you go

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Now I can let the better-half home alone from the pub

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9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!

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Re: Excellent!

Yes thank you for those shocking Statistics.

Yours,

City of London Cops Commish

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Irish court peels off gloves, hands Facebook PROBE request to ECJ

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Re: Looking promising

To Max Schrems, a toast

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PICS ON GROUND: Cabbies PARALYZE London in Uber rebellion

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So is a taxi that's not in Westminster a black scab?

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Apple seeks 'friendly' mouthpiece after losing tight-lipped Cotton spinner – report

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Sending my CV in

My first order of business would be an exclusive interview with El Reg, with a Q&A in the forums afterwards.

What fun that would be.

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Lupita Nyong'o, Game of Thrones' Brienne join Star Wars cast

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Just as long as no one is playing JarJar

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REVEALED: GCHQ's BEYOND TOP SECRET Middle Eastern INTERNET SPY BASE

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Explains why Dabbsy is "off sick" :)

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Google to plonk tentacles on 'unwired' world with $1bn launch of 180-satellite fleet

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Misleading Headline

I will not be alone in excitedly looking forward to a mention of the FSM in your otherwise excellent article.

Instead I'll just sit in quiet contemplation of the absence of disappointment

Meantime shurley a noodly appendage icon would make suitable restitution?

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Apple's steamy OS XXX picture leak riddle: Blurry snaps deleted

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Only 3.5 hours to go. YAAAAY ANI YAAAAAY

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Microsoft's NEW OS now runs on HALF of ALL desktop PCs

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Re: Wot no Vista?

Ssshh - we don't talk about that in polite society.

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SPB's mountaintop HQ menaced by WOLVES

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Re: Eh Hello?

Rather Air- Bourne Lupine IMaging Platform- possibly too many beers, it's the shock..... the concept that Dabbsy could ever become ill, it's somewhat disorienting.

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Re: Eh Hello?

@ I ain't Spartacus - I was happy with AWACS and LASER has much merit, but a system so named suggests a need to be weaponised, which I suspect is off the table. Since you point out the clear suitability of an air-ship, I offer ABLIMP - Air Boyant Lupine IMaging Platform. I still prefer your interpretation of my AWACS and apologies to my fellow pedants for earlier repeating the word 'system' an error made in haste.

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Re: Eh Hello?

Sod it, I just remembered the Spanish rules on remotely controlled flying vehicles.

Maybe in a low earth orbit after all?

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Re: Eh Hello?

Um...Precisely

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Re: Eh Hello?

Such as?

Such as some form of AWACS system using Infrared, not necessarily from a low earth orbit, tut.

Surely not beyond the SPB.

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Eh Hello?

This is surely an ideal opportunity for the famous SPB to dream up something useful for the local community. No?

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The hoarder's dilemma: 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

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Re: Get well soon

We earnestly hope that Vulture Towers has done the right thing and sent our beloved Dabbsy to Harley Street for thorough examination.

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SpaceX 'Dragon V2' ROCKET PODULE can hover-land on Earth - or MARS

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V2 taxicab

Part of Hailo now too?

Sssh. Keep that under your hat.

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WORLD HISTORY in SELFIES: So AMAZEBALLS your EYES will EXPLODE

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I liked the Rihanna one

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What's up, Zuck? Facebook asks Brussels to probe its GIGANTIC WhatsApp deal

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Smart

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Poll: Climate change now more divisive than abortion, gun control

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Re: "more divisive"

"I prefer the "Marmite" as the name of this Unit you propose."

=2 Jars

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LG G3 fights off screen-res war rival Samsung with quad-HD cutie: In pictures

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Selfie Mode Picture

Bob short for Roberta?

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US sheddies knock up flying plastic toolbox

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Re: Pliers

Perhaps its time for a spanner buzzgasm?

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Re: I have to ask...

"..will it carry tools"

I'd be surprised if it has the lift capacity for x1 Std US Wrench.

The spanners.

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French IT giant Atos is officially full of Bull.... and €620m lighter

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Better title?

"Atos create Bull Market"

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Authorities swoop on illicit Wolverhampton SPAM FARM

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Re: Nuisance Spam ...

I find if you put it in warm water for ten minutes

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Asus Z97-A puts Intel's 9 Series chipset through its paces

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Please Sir, can I have some more?

Struggling to think when was the last time I saw a consumer mobo review in these illustrious pages.

Or am I just optically challenged?

More due?

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Boffins 3D-print biomimetic shark skin

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I read somewhere there's a strap-on configuration for the suit.

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