210 posts • joined 21 Mar 2012
Re: If Huawei are the future....
From memory the P7 reviewed well.
Remember when that new Apple PR lady didn't get the memo and actually spoke to El Reg?
That was funny.
Re: More Worrying
....is the introduction of this notion that El Reg is fallible after all.
What's next? Climate Scientists are OK? Stephen Fry isn't that bad?
Apple is cool?
This could undermine my entire value system
Yea I always aim for the G spot and it never works, so I'm glad they chose J.
Yea but can it run Crysis?
I might still have the cd, and Mrs Semtex is at work tomorrow.......
There I was, searching for the Asterisk
Since when was "big-ass phone" too rude to spell out?
It'll be in the 2015 OED and you know it.
Really good science programmes? My shiney metal ass, name them, name one?
Now, if only there was an El Reg channel, called Vulture Central
U2 is actually two unicorns...or ..or ...a submarine
Wow ...some sort of.... iSub
A jesusmobe to help you walk on water...
Oh...oh I cant wait
I suppose SAP is better than Glasshole
Re: One step ahead
Few around here are getting any.
But I'm pleased that's trendy
Apple the new Black?
Dunno what the El Reg unit of cool is, but it's pretty low around here, and that is just as it should be.
I'm not worried, Apple haven't even brought the Turtle neck back into fashion.
Remember by reading this piece you're helping to keep El Reg content free
"remember that each chip requires a different motherboard"
So where's the socket chart?
A spoonful of transparency, from Apple?
The end is nigh
Re: The author of this book is an internet cartoonist,
At Kindle £7.99
Apologies to uk bookshops
Re: "According to Microsoft's Digital Crimes Unit,"
Nice, headed by Ballmer?
Re: Not sure Anon is dissasosciating itself?
Either way expect "zero fuck" to be in the 2015 OED
Apple are so psychotic on pricing to the point imho, they would sooner scrap overproduced tablets than discount them.
And could someone explain the 32-128GB pricing strata?
Re: The real question is...
Will it run Crysis?
A surface to (macbook) air missile
Point of Order
"The new service was hoped to be ready in time for the Chaos Communications Congress in Germany held days before New Year's Eve"
In other words during the FSM Festival of Blobbing.
Which I have just now invented.
Hope he read the small print about being used as a cyber warrior against Ukraine
Yes, please Mr. Dabbs. These suspenders are killing me. (The weekend came early)
Cooor what a lovely box a' Torx
Couldn't yesterdays story just have been updated. Tut.
I wonder how much more overdrawn I'll be, once service is restored.
"This may not seem like much, but humans have essentially tipped the balance."
Can we let OCO2 decide that please Prof?
Re: So familiar
"Foolishly, I would try to help them curb the waste and suggest ways of improving their productivity and profitability. Oh yes, I truly was that naïve."
Wish I'd read that 15 years ago, I might have had some hair left.
Sorry I thought this was about the Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
"designed simply to push traffic to the scammers' website"
A worthy target for Anonymous & Co.
Re: Swirling JDs??
Watered-down stuff from the US and .........Ireland?!?
You intended to provoke 2 entire nations of Linkedin users?
Now I can let the better-half home alone from the pub
Yes thank you for those shocking Statistics.
City of London Cops Commish
Re: Looking promising
To Max Schrems, a toast
So is a taxi that's not in Westminster a black scab?
Sending my CV in
My first order of business would be an exclusive interview with El Reg, with a Q&A in the forums afterwards.
What fun that would be.
Just as long as no one is playing JarJar
Explains why Dabbsy is "off sick" :)
I will not be alone in excitedly looking forward to a mention of the FSM in your otherwise excellent article.
Instead I'll just sit in quiet contemplation of the absence of disappointment
Meantime shurley a noodly appendage icon would make suitable restitution?
Only 3.5 hours to go. YAAAAY ANI YAAAAAY
Re: Wot no Vista?
Ssshh - we don't talk about that in polite society.
Re: Eh Hello?
Rather Air- Bourne Lupine IMaging Platform- possibly too many beers, it's the shock..... the concept that Dabbsy could ever become ill, it's somewhat disorienting.
Re: Eh Hello?
@ I ain't Spartacus - I was happy with AWACS and LASER has much merit, but a system so named suggests a need to be weaponised, which I suspect is off the table. Since you point out the clear suitability of an air-ship, I offer ABLIMP - Air Boyant Lupine IMaging Platform. I still prefer your interpretation of my AWACS and apologies to my fellow pedants for earlier repeating the word 'system' an error made in haste.
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