66 posts • joined Monday 12th March 2012 14:53 GMT
Again your lying , you do not putt 7" tablet in your back pocket, it barley fits in a coat pocket. I know because I have a kindle touch, and that barely fits in my trouser pocket and that's only because I'm massive! Over 5 Inches goes in a bag, and if you have problems holding an ipad with your wrist I suggest you go to a gym once in a while! sweet jesus
Your lying , your missus dumped off 500 pounds worth of iPad for a smaller Tab 2. pull the other one its got bells on you lying git!
Well its true when given a woman has a choice between 7" and 10" .... sorry couldn't resist :) lol
Couple of points .
1) Apple created the market , with the likes of you saying it was a toy and would never take off, sounds like a woman's sanitary product etc. etc. ...sssshhhh there's a good lad.
2) People get the 7" BECAUSE IT IS CHEAPER! , The bigger screen gives a better experience, but if it was a choice between the two at the same price, who do you think would win. you utter utter cretin.
Now get back to crying over your galaxy note, while wishing you could afford a proper iPad you deluded little man
If the shareholders, dont like it, they can always sell their shares and fuck off! Ots people like thise which ensure that every fucking company is being sold to foriegn concerns. How about these fucking hedge funds go and create a a product and sell it, if they are so fucking knowledgable
Didn't Apple make more profit than samsung??
Whats the name of the dude who turned down the beatles ? :P
Yep she invented greed, in the 70's it was a paradise....idiot
Nice try :)
Almost had me going lol
Oh rubbish those so called investors are the kind of short termist idiots that wil mean your kids have to learn mandarin to speak to their new bosses, get your head out of your ass!
OK bit confused still please help me out..
When your phone is stolen, don't you just ring up your provider and have the sim blocked, or am I missing something ? This is the most useless hack ever. THE PROBELM IS THEY HAVE THE FECKING PHONE, THATS WHAT SHOULD BE WORRYING YOU! Sweet Weeping Jesus!
So let me get this straight...
You have free class to the people in the address book? becuase unless this hck allows you to dial new numbers its useless, and the phone will be disabled anyway as soon as its reported missing anyway. Nice click bait artcle tho Mike Magee would be proud
Just remember ...
If it weren't for apple you would be paying insane prices and massive DRM on your music !
I see the usual morons are out to attack , becuase apple is mentioned!
The reason they got together is because Amazon is in the position whereby they are the main seller of ebooks on the net. They can and have forced discounts on publishers with the threat of taking all their stock off the virtual shelves.
What the apple deal allowed is a way for them to make profit and stop amazon from destroying them.
You all cheering on the judgement against apple is the same as turkeys voting for Christmas!
This is the most pathetic thread I have ever read..
Seriously you people need lives!
The amount of people showing the e-penii on this thread if frighting .. lot of virgins on these boards lol
Re: Next stop: A language based on either Elvish or Klingon
Once in a while there is a Post on these forums that makes this site worth the trouble, you sir are a genius, stand up and take a bow , You have won at life :)
Sounds like a fun place to work
Will wonders never cease..
The first time the register has recognised its not the numbers you have its the profit you make on them that count! What the hell is going on??
Why didn't these people sue the apps that ware nicking their content ?Surely the authors are in China?? How the fuck is it Apples fault?
Just ask Apple for the account details of these people, and away you go.
What I would like to know is..
Which manufacturer sells the most high end smart phones , becuase thats the most important stat, becuase that will show you whose making the actual money in the market. Rim is the only one so you can see how they are performing . Aplle is the only maker of iOS so you can see how they are performing. However the Andriod is made up of every manaufacturer , which means you cant tell which within that group is the biggest and best performing.
When this is done for PCs it is split out by company, why not for phones? and also why is the total number of phones, never mentioned , if we don't know how big the pie is, and whether it has shrunk or not, just using percentages is useless!
Sorry but thats complete bollocks...
"Saying 'it just seems that way' doesn't, either! But then: Look at market share. Not only is that an influence, it influences what malware is built for. That doesn't make Android less secure: It makes it a more rewarding target. And if you go to the kind of business meetings where you are expected to not just turn your phone off but take the batteries out, then iProducts aren't great, either."
Apple has had the bigger market share an the richest users for years, and yet they have never had a malware problem like android!
Re: Their obligations?
Jimmy carr was insulting other people about their tax arrangements when doing the same thing, so he can go do one!
Re: But what about muh socialism?
How about this, if they don't even want to pay a minimum amount of tax in this country without having the legions of hell set on them, then how about they take a flying feck out of this country , and will see how our home grown companies who aren't losing out on coast basis because of foreign non tax paying scum being in the market, do!
Re: But what about muh socialism?
OK so what your saying is that , if I pay a paper boy £10 a week, I can dodge paying my tax because they pay theirs? Christ there are no words to describe your level of stupidity!!
Re: This is sad
No actually he is not a woman, no womb or ovaries for a start and without constant hormonal supplements would revert back to the sex he was born with. Simply fricking biology people!
Yes on the internet Dave Ashe , would quite happily have a transsexual partner, I reckon that in reality you would run screaming.
The person is a man, end of story , Jan feels humiliated and lied to. The PC crowd may be all " oh he should get over it" blah blah blah, but I will lay cold hard cash , that 99% of the male population on this planet would react the same way!
We should tell BAE of this, might save us some money, forget making anything just photoshop the bugger. I say we get ourselves some X-Wings
Re: Size of market isn't mentioned
Thank god , you have saved this thread, I was just about to post, its not what share you have of the cake, its how big the cake is. If the same number of tablets have been sold , as the previous year, but Apples share has gone down, then they will be in trouble. If on the other hand the size of the market for tablets grew, but apple are still selling all they can make, then somehow I don't think they will be worrying.
The simple fact of the matter is that Apple dont care about size , as long as they make money on what they sell.
Anecdotally, I see a lot of iPads, iPhones , Kindles and S3's on the way to work, and I use both bus, tube and train , so it seems that people are just buying more of everything.
So how about everybody chill out, and put away their e wangs
Re: Is this an Autobot or Decepticon Transgender
I think you need to engage your brain!
Just because you have had some bits chopped off, does not change the fact that you were born a man, and you are still a man , no matter what the courts may say on the matter, I suggest you get back to reading the guardian!
Sorry but what rubbish, this is not a small secret ITS A FECKING MASSIVE SECRET!, Jesus its not like running up some credit card debt, its, not only are you cheating on me, but your were born a man! My god are flesh crawingly awful!
I bet if it happened to you, you wouldn't be so PC about it!
If you want to have multi monitor support, you just get a standard Mac Pro! Awh does that make your e-penis shrinkl!
Re: 'I reckon Samsung are in a much riskier position than Apple.'
Remind me what did Michael Dell say about apple again , I forget! :S i'm going to keep you post for posterirty!
And in the background, amazon laughs.....
And prepares the vaseline to screw the publishers even more... when you end up with only 50 shades of grey and teen romance books being offered in those few remaining books shops standing. and anything not mainstream not found even on the net , becuase the authors can't make any moneybecuase of amazons daily discount , you will know why.
In this case cartels was working for our benefit not against!
With all those android handsets out there, why does google care about Apples shrinking market? I mean I through Apple was an insiginificant flyspec ?
Re: The figure is surprising
You want to know what happens to old ipads, EBAY!!
You know the end days are coming...
when the posters on the reg strt defending Microsoft lol
Yes it is, just as the chinese do for thei, and anyone who would allow one of the biggest potetial enemies to provide critial infrasture for their defence and civil networks is a frecking moron!
When Hollywood doesn't employ accountants that somehow turn the Lord of the rings trilogy gross 3 Billion Dollars into a Loss they can scream about priracy.. when was the last time the fuckers paid tax?!
How many other types of phones are there, jesus its not like there's only two. The amount of people going on about iPhones and yet don't even have one, and state that they dont even plan to get one, so why do you continue to bitch about them? And this is coming from an HTC owner!
Re: Sorry rant alert
Oh blah blah blah, the US government's main concern is for the well being of its own people, so no shit sherlock they want to keep the chinese out. Just like china has forced companies in the past to co manufacture with local chinese companies so as to win contracts. The US are not fecking stupid enough to give china a chance to put network equipment at the very heart of their infrastruture! the fact that you think this is a godd idea, only proves hoe fecking stupid you are!!
Anyone who thinks that the chinese would not try to put a backdoor into equipment that might make up the american defence infastrature is a grade A fecking moron! Of course they would..WE WOULD .... Jesus the anti yank crap on this site is staggering.
As a brit it scares me shitless that all our major network infrasture is bascially supplied by the chinese , dur to the usual , they are cheapesy so its ok government line being pedalled. Yeah good idea right up to the point when your fecking network goes off line!
Re: Stick his tweets up his butt.
Well maybe if you and the other benfit scroungers, had not voted Labour in in 1997, we would have an enconomy still!
The NHSbudget is 140 Billion pounds a yeah TWAT Its hardly fecking chicken feed! So get off your arse, stop commenting on messageboards, go earn some fecking cash to pay for all your no doubt illegimate children spread out amoung your chav girlfriends!
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