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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

El_Fev

Yes your right..

When making his caculations about lost profit, he obviously meant you...YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER F**KWIT

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Apple to flush '£37bn' down the bog if it doesn't flog cheapo slabtops

El_Fev

Well if I could sell my crap in a box for $100's I'd do it as well! Apple sell good stuff and make more money than creosote, as other posters have pointed out , if this analyst was so smart he would create a start up and earn than 67Billion himself!

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AMD unveils Godzilla's graphics card – 'the world's fastest, period'

El_Fev

Damn it...

Time for an upgrade!

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Home Office terminates order for 16,000 PCs from Dell

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Re: Classic end-of-financial-year splurge

This!! the most insane thing ever, means that we never make any savings!

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Apple: You're a copycat! Samsung: This is really about Google, isn't it?

El_Fev

What you said makes no sense because you are using percentages, if your company makes a 100Billion in revenue , then 2% is a damn sight more than 2% of say a million.

Plus just because they don't spend as much percentage wise as their competitors does not mean they are doing no R&D, apple only has a few products so therefore can concentrate their resouces.

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Re: Apple Disappointing

Are you a gibbering idiot? Name me one quarter ONE where Apple has made a loss on its iPhone's, Jesus they can't even make enough of them to sell.

While Apple can look forward to another recording breaking Billion dollar net [profit quarter, some no mark sitting in his mothers basement can go on about how they have lost their mojo! :S

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Re: Oh please thise same tired old crap...

Yes because stating a fact is a troll, Tell me why does the S3 look nothing like the S2 and the S4 look like the S3. Hey and the S3 has rounded shoulders and everything....cretin!

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El_Fev

Oh please thise same tired old crap...

There were touch screen phones before the iPhone but they were crap. The phone that Samsung was building for Google was a blackberry rip off until the iPhone came along.

What Samsung did was make a phone that looked very very similar to the iPhone, even with similar packaging, to get those people who would have liked an iPhone but could not have afforded it.

The Samsung S2 was the same as those Chinese knockoff you see on eBay, with the court action they knew that they could not keep on doing that stunt which is why the Samsung s3 looks so different , yet the iPhone 4 and 5 are the same just with different dimensions.

And wait for legions of morons going on about rounded corners etc, deliberately missing the point , that it was a design patent, and part of one at that to stop people just making a copycat of their phone.

Apple has not sued Sony or Microsoft or Nokia, for their phones, because they had the good grace to come up with their own damn designs!

As for Apple being envious of the Android market, considering Apple makes more money than anyone in the purely mobile arena and by an immense margin at that ... its laughable

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Crashed NORKS drones discovered by South Korea

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Re: I pity South Korea

I'm sorry but what drugs are you on? The reason why the SK invites the Yanks in is that if the North thought the Americans would not back em, they'd be charging across the DMZ within a week.

Don't remember South Korea kidnapping people to help them teach their spies, this is the worse kind of Liberal whataboutery

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HTC One M8: Reg man takes spin in Alfa Romeo of smartphone world

El_Fev

Come on...

April the 1St people! LOL well played El Reg!

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China demands answers from US after 'I spy on one little Huawei' report

El_Fev

Re: Seems strange...

Whether they have backdoor or not, allowing China to put in the communications equipment that our defense and infrastructure rely on is the height of stupidity!

Somethings you don't do , even if they can do it cheaper!

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PAF! MPs go postal over postal location data sell-off by Coalition.gov

El_Fev

Re: PAF 18 years out-of-date

And as the government runs this country, they can take it back for a £1 and if anyone does not like it, they can argue the toss with the Army, sorted!

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Romanian 'ransomware victim' hangs self and 4-year-old son – report

El_Fev

Tragic..

Simply thing to do is find the person who is linked to the account receiving the money...remove their genitalia..problem solved

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Apple iOS 8 'will put end' to crap map app rap flap misery

El_Fev

Re: I was reminded of this earlier today ...

Yeah sure you have an iPhone..iof the Maps app was so bad you would have gone to Android, why lie on an internet forum?? And if you reckon that putting in Victoria station give you slone square , your lying through your teeth!

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Ballmer: 'Microsoft would have a stronger position if I could redo the last TEN YEARS'

El_Fev

Well if I had gone back 10 years in time..

I would have bought apple shares when they were worth jack, invested in google and picked every 80 Lotto winning combo... 20-20 hindsight is just that ..hindsight!

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Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON

El_Fev

If your going to post AC

Then at least have the guts to point out , why what he has said is rubbish!

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Apple throws sueball at China's patent office over Siri clone

El_Fev

Did anyone read the article??

Although they do the same thing, according to apple they do it in a different way7, which is where they have a problem. The chinese are saying that even though they do it a different way , its still infringing!

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Magnets to stick stuff to tablets: Yup, there's an Apple patent application for that

El_Fev

Re: Foxconn are in big trouble then...

Did they apply for a patent for it in the US? if no... then...STFU!

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El_Fev

Re: Prior art easier than you thought

How the F**K did you get 7 Thumbs up! HOW THE FLYING F**k IS A BOOK PRIOR ART!!

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Mac Pro fanbois can rack 'em and stack 'em like real sysadmins

El_Fev

Hmmmm

Wouldn't it be better to lay them on there sides with a fan blowing though one end, think like loading cartridges, that way you cut down the vertical size, and the flow from the fans at one end, plus the fans from each intervening Pro will add to the air flow.

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Actor who played Rogue Two in Star Wars dies aged 67

El_Fev

:(

The force was strong with this one... RIP

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Turkish president mulls $4.5bn Apple fondleslab school deal

El_Fev

You can always be sure....

That whenever a story showing Apple making sales , that some android peabrain will come along , saying how if you go android you can get cheaper blah blah blah There's a reason why Apple makes billions a year and your commenting on a story about them from your mothers basement!

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9,000 heads to roll at Dell? Tosh. It'll all go down in Feb and it's THOUSANDS more - insiders

El_Fev

If you listen closely...

You can hear Steve Jobs laughing his ass off..

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Tech titan Bill Gates: Polio-free India one of the 'most impressive accomplishments' ever

El_Fev

Too think

what could have been accomplished if he had of paid his fair share in tax rather than making sure he paid as little as possible

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Apple-hungry thieves defy sinking New York City crime stats

El_Fev

Re: maybe it's the idiot to ipad ratio..

What utter rubbish, how exactly do android use their stuff? in their pockets without taking them out?

Just accept it, your stuff is crap and not even robbers want to nick em!

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Army spaffed MILLIONS up the wall on flawed Capita online recruiting system - report

El_Fev

Same old suspects every single damn time..

I'm sorry but IBM, Accenture, Capita G$S , hitachi, EDS etc should be banned from all government contracts ,

jesus we could get better results from using trained monkeys, how they keep getting work , with failure after failure on their books is a national scandal!

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Apple, Samsung get a room to settle patent war. Forgive us if we don't hold our breath

El_Fev

Re: If anything..

All you've really shown in that post is that you would get an iPhone if you could afford it. I'd love a Rolls Royce for £10 but that aren't happening either, but guess what I can afford the ford focus which does the same thing but does not look as good.

If Apple phone was rubbish they would have simple gone out of business by now, but they haven't and they continue to make money hand over fist, but you have other cheaper choices to make and constantly whining on about how Apple doesn't make cheaper phones is a waste of your energy and time, just ignore them.

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Samsung: Ta-da! We made $7.8bn. What do you mean you expected another BILLION?

El_Fev

Peak Samsung

Come on Reg that's got to be a meme in the making

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Fanbois, prepare to lose your sh*t as BRUSSELS KILLS IPHONE dock

El_Fev

Re: Meh

Apple are a niche player and heading towards extinction according to all the haters, so why do you care so much what they do??

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Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

El_Fev

lol

"Sky has escaped a serious pounding. "

I see what you did there

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GOV.UK's criminal record check IT job blow: Home Office snubs new design

El_Fev

Re: Corrupt and Perverse is always a Precedent....

Yes yes now if you can head back to Labour party headquarters and leave the rest of us still paying for the 10 Billions pound NHS IT feck up and the countless other wastes of money that Labour wracked up in 13 years of government , we would all be grateful.

Omnishambles ... OMNISHAMBLES.... 10 Billion pounds wasted and you have the cheek to critque!

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El_Fev

Re: Don't peerage titles usually come with an "of..."

I keep reading MLF as MILF ...:D

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Google puts kibosh on Hong Kong data center plan, says it's too costly

El_Fev

The reason for this....

Is that china will no longer have physical access to googles servers

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Blighty could put a (WO)MAN on MARS by 2040, says sci minister

El_Fev

We bring instrument technology, yeah we may not be able to launch the sods but we can build the instruments

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Universal Credit: £40 MILLION and counting's been spaffed up the wall on useless IT gear

El_Fev

Losing 40 Million is annoying..

But compared to the 10 Billions spunked up the wall by Prescott and his merry band for the NHS , this is absolute nothing!

Good god by government standards this is a raging success, how much did the court system cost before that was thrown into the bin? 500 Million?

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Microsoft: Don't listen to 4chan ... especially the bit about bricking Xbox Ones

El_Fev

How does it brick the console though?

Surely it will just refuse to run the code? why does it brick the console when it finds something it doesn't understand? is this a security hack to stop ripped games from ever being run?

Surely it should just default back to its original condition ?

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IDS finally admits what EVERYONE ELSE already knows: Universal Credit will be late

El_Fev

Hold on a second, how is this a humliation ? only 140 Million over? thats fucking fantastic for a government system, labours pissed away 10 Billion and counting on the NHS system , ffs 140! we should be celebrating!

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SpaceX Falcon 9 reaches MONEY RING with successful launch

El_Fev

What I love about this site.

Is that when it comes to article on space, there is not of the fanboi baiting that you get with the mobile phone articles etc .

Kudo's

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iPhone slips in Europe as Windows Phone claims OVER 10% market share

El_Fev

Re: I'd like to think

Apple make more money than anyone else from Smartphones, no one even comes close, and while the others all have to compete with the same operating system, apple has its users all to itself.

I have never seen so much utter rubbish posted in my life lol

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El_Fev

@KiwiAndy errrr in terms of smartphone mobiles , Apple makes more profit that all the others combined, since when did Samsungs mobile divion make more than Apples??

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El_Fev

Re: Lolz

What drugs are you on, they are making more money than ever before !

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MPs back call to boycott low-taxed tat from Amazon over Xmas

El_Fev

Re: STFU

What thins like defence, health care, social services , education the things the keep a country running and therefore allow it to spend money on discount books, those kinds of things? Seriously how stupid are you?

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El_Fev

Re: Lies, damn lies, and....

@Squander Two OK obviously your young so I'll explain to you how it goes ...

Starbucks have 4.3 Billion of sales.

They make say 2 Billion profits

They then tell the tax man that their head office, Starbucks Luxembourg, charges them 2.1 billion for use of their IP rights.

Starbucks makes no "profit" in UK.

Starbucks has 750 shops and been in this country for 14 years and never made a "Profit"!!

In the case of Amazon you can be damn sure they made profit on their sales, they just ensured that they also made a lost to another whole owned Amazon company!

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El_Fev

Re: Do what we want, not what we say

That tax goes to pay for NHS, Defence etc so suck it up!

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El_Fev

Re: Do what we want, not what we say

@Jugernautilus , yes they should and until they do how about you and your mates stop cleaning out the posterior of Amazon and encourage them to treating paying tax as a vital part of being a member of this society!

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REVEALED: How YOU PAY extra for iPHONES - even if you DON'T HAVE ONE

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How STEVE JOBS saved Apple's bacon with an outstretched ARM

El_Fev

Re: Mangled history @ Anonymous Coward 2013 12:57 GMT

GET A LIFE!!!

I can see why you posted AC!

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Apple supplier's '11-hours-a-day' toilers have '1 day off a month'

El_Fev

I love the register, but they go bloody close to libel someday's!

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Undercover BBC man exposes Amazon worker drone's daily 11-mile trek

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