* Posts by El_Fev

229 posts • joined 12 Mar 2012

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Apple threw its TV out the window after years of research: report

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ICunt

Needs to seriously fuck off and die!

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Scot Nationalists' march on Westminster may be GOOD for UK IT

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Yeah and its the SNP attitude of "Oh the poor scots people , downtrodden the nasty english" is why the Tories won. Most english are sick and tired of whining SNP bitches. You tried to fix the votes to win and still lost..DEAL WITH IT

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Apple taxpayers swarm to stone-age iPhone 6+ purely for the bigness

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Hold on .. Reg remind us..

Which website was spouing the Peak Apple rubbish!

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Samsung back on top of smartmobe market

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Seriously who produces these reports??

Its how much profit you make based on your sales, If I ship 200 Million phones and make only 1p per phone as opposed o my competitor that ships 50 Million bu makes $100 on each, does not means that I'm top dog!

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DRM is NOT THE LAW, I AM THE LAW, says JUDGE DREDD

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I still get the comics

Have done for over 30 years, its just not the same readin them on the screen :)

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Russian space geckos caught on film playing with jeweled collar

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All this time ...

It never occured to me that reptiles play about for fun.

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Love-rat fanboi left bobbing for Apples in tiny Japanese bath

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Easy one for the Police

Open and shut cae of criminal damage , hope she likes prison!

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PC sales dip below 2009 levels, with Japanese sales off 44 per cent

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Hey

Does Apples computer division still make the most profits?

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German court slaps down Uber's ride-sharing app

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I woulds feel more for uber..

If they had arranged their structue to pay as litle amount of tax possible in the counties that they operate.. so fuck em!

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US military CANCELS US$1.6 BEEELLION VMware deal

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Re: The Continuing Fall and Fall of Empires and the PNAC. Sieg Heil

What the flying f*ck are you wittering on about you cretin!

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‪Obama criticises China's mandatory backdoor tech import rules

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The difference is...

That the US uses it to fight terrorist etc.

The Chinese will use it to steal our tech and put us in the poor house, but hey as long as the US gets a poke in he eye...you f*cking dimwits!

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HTC One M9 hands on: Like a smart M8 in a sharp suit

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Android hardware is good....

But it's lack of OS updates from the suppliers that puts me off, got burned by HTC and Samsung.

Say what you like about iPhones, until the hardware cannot physically run the ew OS, you get updates.

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RIP Leonard Nimoy: He lived long and prospered

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RIP Mr Spock

As someone has posted, its sad when all your childhood heros die :(

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Britain needs more tech immigrants, quango tells UK.gov

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Re: More squeezing of the squeezed middle

Don' say that ...its RACIST!! , well it is according to the liberal nottinghill set.

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Who uses the Universal Credit system? ALMOST NOBODY, says report

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Re: spoken like someone who knows fuck all about UC

@ Sarah Balfour

I assume your disability means that you more than enough free time to post on the Register! Hey guess what, us able bodied people are having to take cuts as well, because Labour was so crap, they could not regulate the banks and then made us pay for them. The money tree is over. You will get what we can afford to give you, you think its crap? then take advantage of free EU movement!

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Re: I struggle to know how seriously to take this...

@Richard Taylor 2

Oh keep quite , you obviously know jack. This combining benefits will cut done on fruad as well as make it simpler to cliam, which is why Labour is not talking about going back to the old way. As for monetary waste , the biggest actual estimate is what £200 Million .. that is F*ck All compared to what Labour wasted in the NHS IT project , that went into £10 Billion and counting, its £300 Million less than we wasted in the failed courts IT system , it does not even register when compared to the Defence projects.

So lets cut down on the hyperbole, and you can look forwad to another 5 years watching labou sit on the side lines as other people clear up their mess!

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Re: I struggle to know how seriously to take this...

Hey stop using common sense, what will the leftie scroungers whine about!

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Vodafone didn't have a £6bn tax bill. Sort yourselves out, Lefties

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What a load of rubbish...

Starbucks supposdley has made a loss in this country for the last 12+ years. Why becuase it pays licensing fees to a group company in Luxembough. Yes this is no Tax dodging, its "Tax Efficient", you remember that the next time you tax a loved one to A&E.

The Vodaphone case was he most blantant piece of curruption in years! If it was all above board , why did harnett dicuss such a large tax case at lunch without any legal representation? Are you having a laugh?

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Jaguar F-Type: A beautiful British thoroughbred

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Re: "Is anyone here, interested in Indian cars made for Arabs and Chinese?"

GTFO im voting UKIP, and could not give a fuck. He sounds more like old labour harking back to the 70's

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Symantec to cough up $17m after bloody dust-up with patent troll

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A problem for the USA....

The rest of the world just looks on and laughs.

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What was Tim Cook worth to Apple in 2014? $9 MILLION, apparently

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Re: how does this compare to the heads of ... say,

Unlike the banks, if apple goes under we don't have to bail em out. Not a penny of my Tax money has gone to apple, although they have made sure to have paid as little as possible. So in cooks case I'm not too fussed , the company is earning loads, without risking the economy so fair play to him.

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Intel offers big bucks for black women

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The headline

Pretty bloody offensive and I'm west Indian and not really into all this PC(political Correctness) rubbish!

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UKIP website TAKES A KIP, but for why?

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They arent a serious party..

Until they are fully stocked with the paedophiles and criminals like the established UK parties!

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Why has the Russian economy plunged SO SUDDENLY into the toilet?

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Re: So if I have this straight

@ Rota Virus

"One more thing to remmeber is Israel pays and trains ISIS as well as US and others so Syria can be removed as the obstacle to building Europe-bound oil "

There is not enough tin foil on this planet to cover your head

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Europe's top court mulls vandal's right to privacy after bloke catches thug on home CCTV

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Re: The end of the Surveillance State?

"Of if one were to break one of the windows in a building, say in the Vauxhall area (one might, for instance, take agin green window glass) "

If you are talking about a certain building , where a certain three letter security agency is housed, you could break their window, but if by getting away it , you mean ending up in a unmarked grave somewhere ,then go ahead. Literally YOUR funeral!

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Car-crash IT: HUGE write-off for Universal Credit - PAC

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Hold on a second

How is it £600 Million?, that's what computer weekly insiders said it would cost if they continued on the same path would be wasted. the max they said would be spent was £140 Million , with 40 Millions being lost. I think Margaret Hodge is playing politics again.

I think there's a lot of people who don't like IDS talking a lot of crap. And quite frankly compared to the amount that was pissed away on the failed NHS system, this is actually a success,,, which is sad beyond words :(

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Sinclair is back with the Spectrum Vega ... just as rubbish as the ZX

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Re: RCA? Pah. Young 'uns know nothing

"Not that I care, because I was a Commodore 64 lad, and we all know that the C=64 was better than everything."

You of course know , that this means war...

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DEAD STEVE JOBS accuses Real Networks of 'hacking' iPods

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Re: Really?

I think your missing the point , there were loads of other MP3 Players on the market, no one was forced to buy an iPod

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BORGED! Expat moves from New Zealand to Norway to be acquired by Cisco

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Re: Don't go if you like beer

The reason why alcohol is so restricted is that further north you go , longer the nights are , which encourages people to drink like fish :(

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Apple bitchslaps iPhone rival Xiaomi: World No 1? That's BIG TALK

El_Fev

Forget Shipments..

Whose makes the most money from their mobile phones, because that's the ONLY number that counts!

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Space Commanders rebel as Elite:Dangerous kills offline mode

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This is rubbish..

If you want to sync with offline players, you just offer a patch. This sounds more like copy protection than anything else, and eventually they will have to go the way of the new sim city , when they will be forced to admit , that offline mode was always there they just wanted to ensure that people bought the game.

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Shoot to THRILL: Assassin's Creed: Unity and Halo: Master Chief Collection

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Re: Dear Mr Reviewer.

Who are you TotalBiscuit??? 30fps is the minimum as it means smooth gameplay, anything else is gravy. I come from playing DOOM original when you had 20 fps, if its not 60 FPS its unplayable is a load of bollocks!

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British drones target ISIS for the first time

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Happy

Here's hoping

That the nasty head choppers got a nice early taste of "Hell Fire" !

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The Pirate Bay co-founder exits jail, now, er, free to eat vegan food

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But..

Piratebay still seems to be operating??

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Hide your Macs, iPhones and iPads: WireLurker nasty 'heralds new era'

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Re: The myth is that all malware is viruses.

well considering that Mac users tend to have more disposable income, then surely they are a target worth hitting, also considering all the banking system run using UNIX, that's is a colossal target, windows is just not as secure get over it man!

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Facepalm

OK so let me get this straight..

This worked by requiring people to jail break their phones and then connect to some dodgy Chinese app store website?

Because I was reading this expecting it to be about software downloaded from the main apple webstore.

So the whole gist of this article is if you jail brake your phone and then download apps from a foreign website , you could have malware installed on your system.

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And in other news, bears do in fact crap in the woods! :S

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RBS faces BIGGEST ever fine for THAT huge IT meltdown – leak

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As RBS is majority owened by the government..

This means we are fining the taxpayer! Plus this is what happens when you outsource the support to India to save on paying for British workers!

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Watch out, Samsung and Apple: Xiaomi's No 3 in smartphones now

El_Fev

As long as Apple is making the profits.

They could give a f*ck how much share everyone else has. Samsung is in a race to the bottom , apple isn't!

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More Microsoft staffers shown the door in Round 3 of job cuts

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Now the question is ..

Will Microsoft be applying for new HB1 visa's

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UK.gov set to burn half a BEELLLION POUNDS on one-dole-to-rule-em-all IT, claims PAC chair

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Labour is having a laugh....

500 Million is what would be lost if they kept on going and not changed course and sort out problems, and after Labour blew 11Billion on the failed HS IT system to too mention all the other failed projects during their time, losing ONLY £140 Million is a bloody godsend!!

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Entity Framework goes 'code first' as Microsoft pulls visual design tool

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Re: Nice

Its changes like , which made me give up even bothering to try for an MSCD. You study for something and then literally a week later, its deprecated!

Look at XNA just dumped overnight.

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN, claims NASA pseudo 'naut: They eat less

El_Fev

Good god...

Can you imagine the bitchfest on that ship after two years together ... the Real House wives of Mars :S

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iPhone 6 shunned by fanbois in Apple's GREAT FAIL of CHINA

El_Fev

OK only a hundred people..

but lets see how much apple actually sells. do you reckon they will only sell 100 phone a in chine@

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Apple's new iPADS have begun the WAR that will OVERTURN the NETWORK WORLD

El_Fev

The simple way to avoid this..

If Google or apple try to restrict which networks their mobiles can connect to , they are immediately banned from selling them in that country. Why? They would immediately fall afoul of competition law.

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It's not always about you: Why the Apple Watch is all about China

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Re: Please explain

You need to do some growing up, learn to talk to girls, lose your virginity etc etc.

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Apple hit by INSIDER LEAK: New iPad Mini 3, iPad Air 2 blabbed

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Sweet Jesus 50 Million!! that's a tad harsh!

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Facebook, Apple: LADIES! Why not FREEZE your EGGS? It's on the company!

El_Fev

Hmmmmm

Think about it this way...."Do overtime .... or we pull the pull on the freezer"

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too cynical??

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Xiaomi boss snaps back at Jony Ive's iPhone rival 'theft' swipe

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Re: Correction...

A bell end who can design , where as everyone else can only copy!

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Scrapping the Human Rights Act: What about privacy and freedom of expression?

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Re: You don't need rights when you've money

Really ?? my god how did this country manage for the 1000 plus years its has existed??

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