* Posts by El_Fev

254 posts • joined 12 Mar 2012

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Time to re-file your patents and trademarks, Britain

El_Fev

Wow the dummy spitting is funny to watch

Wow there's alot of butt hurt remain supporters here, you want some lemon with that bitter??

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Software snafu let EU citizens get referendum vote, says Electoral Commission

El_Fev

Re: damn

You like our money enough though!

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El_Fev

Re: damn

Shame you never seem to remember that when the Germans are crushing you under their heels, then its ok where are the Brits and the yanks to save us. To think our forefathers died for scum like you!

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Standard Life axes IT bods

El_Fev

In other words

we are outsourcing to India!

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Zynga CEO resigns – again – after terrible results

El_Fev

The problem is simple..

They ran out of people to copy ideas off and steal their players!

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BBC risks wrath of android rights activists with Robot Wars reboot

El_Fev

Re: Who is presenting?

Nope she is still fit for 47 I would go there!

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Apple: We're going to sell $77bn worth of iStuff this holiday season

El_Fev

Whatever happened to Peak Apple????

Did you guys have anything with all the egg on your face?

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NASA deep space scope serves up EPIC Earth snapshots

El_Fev

Re: Dull moon

This deserves more upvotes, christ kids today :(

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Facebook's UK wing paid just £4k in corporation tax last year

El_Fev

Re: The usual scheme...

What the flying fuck as , dodging tax by sending money to the caymen islands got to do with hating jews????

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Edward Snowden denies making a deal with the Russian secret service

El_Fev

Snowden better get used to russia...

Because if he ever leaves, the US will get their hands on him and throw him into a deep hole, and then throw that hole away!

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AMD chief architect Jim Keller quits chipmaker – again

El_Fev

AMD's Problem

Is that their CPU's are always compared against CPU@s that are a couple of process shrinks ahead of them. One wonders if both CPUS were produced on 14nm at the same time, what the results would be.

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Brown kid with Arab name arrested for bringing home-made clock to school

El_Fev

Re: Who's to blame

Oh your an explosive expert are you ? You know how all bombs look like do you? I mean Richard Read used a pair of trainers to hide a bomb in, so I would suggest you haven't got a fucking clue what your talking about, but hey its makes you look good.

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El_Fev

Re: Who's to blame

Yeah but then again, I didn't know that you could use a pressure cooker to kill people in Boston, but hey ho, lets not let reality get in the way of Leftie hand wringing grandstanding!

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El_Fev

Re: Long long ago, in a waist-measurement far away...

Was this before or after 57 people were blown to pieces by rucksack carrying nut cases in London?

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Jeremy Corbyn: My part in his glorious socialist triumph

El_Fev

Re: @TheVogon

Yes because when the Tories got in, there was no Debt and then they crashed the economy....you utter fuckwit!

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Witness Apple's iPhone-iPad extravapalooza here in our no-hate zone

El_Fev

The hate will flow...

and they will continue to make profit in numbers that leave the competition weeping!

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High-heeled hacker builds pen-test kit into her skyscraper shoes

El_Fev

The first picture has been photoshopped, the second hasn't where you can see her normal chest size. Why if the reg posting an obvious photoshopped picture?

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Blighty tablet sales plunge 31 per cent in saturated market

El_Fev

Re: Suggests

Rubbish , they are as cheap as chip and unless you step on the bugger will run forever. Everyone who wanted one, has probably got one by now. The upgrade cycle is wayyyy longer and quite frankly for surfing the net and watching some streams , they are more than good enough.

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Happy birthday Alf Garnett, you daft, reactionary old git

El_Fev

yeah yeah sure you did, when you were 10 , you were embracing your social consciousness, why do people bother to lie on boards like this?

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El_Fev

Re: Alf Garnett - Respect!

@PhilipN Then your a complete and utter fuck wit, and the reason why this country is going down the shithole!

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SpaceX's blast shock delays world's MOST POWERFUL ROCKET

El_Fev

OK Say you get to Mars

and you land on the surface. How exactly do you get back? Mars although smaller than Earth with less gravity, you still need a fair amount of thrust to achieve orbit and you won't have any support systems on Earth to help prep the ship or make any repairs in case of a heavy landing. Going to Mars is a one way trip unless we improve the tech.

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Microsoft kills TWO Hacking Team vulns: NOT the worst in this Patch Tues either

El_Fev

Re: For OSX users..

Christ how stupid are you? Downloading updates to make things work is not a problem.Downloading updates to constantly stop people trying to pawn your system is a tad bit different! Apple is winning by a huge fucking margin,. deal with it!

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Osbo PRINTS first Tory budget in 19 years with his BARE HANDS

El_Fev

Oh Please...

Do shut up you pathetic sixth former!

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Mars rover Opportunity shuns dodgy flash chips, relies on RAM

El_Fev

Re: Three months....

How is life as a virgin?

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Universal Credit white elephant needs 'urgent breakthrough' says MP

El_Fev

When did the Register become the mouthpiece of a failed labour party??

Jesus the project is putting on people at a slow rate at the initial stages, unless you are suggesting it will be at 40 thousand a time FFS

Lifetime costs? how can it have a life time costs when the system is there to provide benefits? will benefits stop being given in the projected lifetime?

The money , that was lost was due to them realizing that the piece of shit that had been created by contractors would not scale and sticking with it would have been ruinous, so I'd rather lose 300Million and get jack rather than the 10 Billion and counting that we got shafted with when Labour tried to do the IT system for the NHS run by secretary shagger Prescott.

FFS 1/10 poor effort sad Labour loser

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Apple threw its TV out the window after years of research: report

El_Fev

ICunt

Needs to seriously fuck off and die!

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Scot Nationalists' march on Westminster may be GOOD for UK IT

El_Fev

Yeah and its the SNP attitude of "Oh the poor scots people , downtrodden the nasty english" is why the Tories won. Most english are sick and tired of whining SNP bitches. You tried to fix the votes to win and still lost..DEAL WITH IT

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Apple taxpayers swarm to stone-age iPhone 6+ purely for the bigness

El_Fev

Hold on .. Reg remind us..

Which website was spouing the Peak Apple rubbish!

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Samsung back on top of smartmobe market

El_Fev

Seriously who produces these reports??

Its how much profit you make based on your sales, If I ship 200 Million phones and make only 1p per phone as opposed o my competitor that ships 50 Million bu makes $100 on each, does not means that I'm top dog!

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DRM is NOT THE LAW, I AM THE LAW, says JUDGE DREDD

El_Fev

I still get the comics

Have done for over 30 years, its just not the same readin them on the screen :)

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Russian space geckos caught on film playing with jeweled collar

El_Fev

All this time ...

It never occured to me that reptiles play about for fun.

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Love-rat fanboi left bobbing for Apples in tiny Japanese bath

El_Fev

Easy one for the Police

Open and shut cae of criminal damage , hope she likes prison!

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PC sales dip below 2009 levels, with Japanese sales off 44 per cent

El_Fev

Hey

Does Apples computer division still make the most profits?

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German court slaps down Uber's ride-sharing app

El_Fev

I woulds feel more for uber..

If they had arranged their structue to pay as litle amount of tax possible in the counties that they operate.. so fuck em!

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US military CANCELS US$1.6 BEEELLION VMware deal

El_Fev

Re: The Continuing Fall and Fall of Empires and the PNAC. Sieg Heil

What the flying f*ck are you wittering on about you cretin!

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‪Obama criticises China's mandatory backdoor tech import rules

El_Fev

The difference is...

That the US uses it to fight terrorist etc.

The Chinese will use it to steal our tech and put us in the poor house, but hey as long as the US gets a poke in he eye...you f*cking dimwits!

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HTC One M9 hands on: Like a smart M8 in a sharp suit

El_Fev

Android hardware is good....

But it's lack of OS updates from the suppliers that puts me off, got burned by HTC and Samsung.

Say what you like about iPhones, until the hardware cannot physically run the ew OS, you get updates.

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RIP Leonard Nimoy: He lived long and prospered

El_Fev

RIP Mr Spock

As someone has posted, its sad when all your childhood heros die :(

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Britain needs more tech immigrants, quango tells UK.gov

El_Fev

Re: More squeezing of the squeezed middle

Don' say that ...its RACIST!! , well it is according to the liberal nottinghill set.

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Who uses the Universal Credit system? ALMOST NOBODY, says report

El_Fev

Re: spoken like someone who knows fuck all about UC

@ Sarah Balfour

I assume your disability means that you more than enough free time to post on the Register! Hey guess what, us able bodied people are having to take cuts as well, because Labour was so crap, they could not regulate the banks and then made us pay for them. The money tree is over. You will get what we can afford to give you, you think its crap? then take advantage of free EU movement!

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El_Fev

Re: I struggle to know how seriously to take this...

@Richard Taylor 2

Oh keep quite , you obviously know jack. This combining benefits will cut done on fruad as well as make it simpler to cliam, which is why Labour is not talking about going back to the old way. As for monetary waste , the biggest actual estimate is what £200 Million .. that is F*ck All compared to what Labour wasted in the NHS IT project , that went into £10 Billion and counting, its £300 Million less than we wasted in the failed courts IT system , it does not even register when compared to the Defence projects.

So lets cut down on the hyperbole, and you can look forwad to another 5 years watching labou sit on the side lines as other people clear up their mess!

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El_Fev

Re: I struggle to know how seriously to take this...

Hey stop using common sense, what will the leftie scroungers whine about!

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Vodafone didn't have a £6bn tax bill. Sort yourselves out, Lefties

El_Fev

What a load of rubbish...

Starbucks supposdley has made a loss in this country for the last 12+ years. Why becuase it pays licensing fees to a group company in Luxembough. Yes this is no Tax dodging, its "Tax Efficient", you remember that the next time you tax a loved one to A&E.

The Vodaphone case was he most blantant piece of curruption in years! If it was all above board , why did harnett dicuss such a large tax case at lunch without any legal representation? Are you having a laugh?

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Jaguar F-Type: A beautiful British thoroughbred

El_Fev

Re: "Is anyone here, interested in Indian cars made for Arabs and Chinese?"

GTFO im voting UKIP, and could not give a fuck. He sounds more like old labour harking back to the 70's

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Symantec to cough up $17m after bloody dust-up with patent troll

El_Fev

A problem for the USA....

The rest of the world just looks on and laughs.

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What was Tim Cook worth to Apple in 2014? $9 MILLION, apparently

El_Fev

Re: how does this compare to the heads of ... say,

Unlike the banks, if apple goes under we don't have to bail em out. Not a penny of my Tax money has gone to apple, although they have made sure to have paid as little as possible. So in cooks case I'm not too fussed , the company is earning loads, without risking the economy so fair play to him.

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Intel offers big bucks for black women

El_Fev

The headline

Pretty bloody offensive and I'm west Indian and not really into all this PC(political Correctness) rubbish!

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UKIP website TAKES A KIP, but for why?

El_Fev

They arent a serious party..

Until they are fully stocked with the paedophiles and criminals like the established UK parties!

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Why has the Russian economy plunged SO SUDDENLY into the toilet?

El_Fev

Re: So if I have this straight

@ Rota Virus

"One more thing to remmeber is Israel pays and trains ISIS as well as US and others so Syria can be removed as the obstacle to building Europe-bound oil "

There is not enough tin foil on this planet to cover your head

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