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172 posts • joined 12 Mar 2012

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Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s

El_Fev

Re: As a Moto G user

Jump ship if you want as a Samsung 3 mini users all I can do is wish you well. Hopefully you will continue to get OS updates, rather than having your phone left to rot after 1 generation, unless you want to root the sucker.

Apple at least update until your hardware is not physical possible of running the system,

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THUD! WD plonks down SIX TERABYTE 'consumer NAS' fatboy

El_Fev

Re: Reg unit?

A Game of Thrones DVD season 1 Box set is 5 DVD's at 4.7GB each so that 23.5GB.

I propose 1GoT as a suitable acronym

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Re: Reds are OK for any size NAS

Dude that's a lot of pron!

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New Star Wars movie plot details leak, violate common sense and laws of physics

El_Fev

The floating hand...

I suddenly had this image of the bone flying through the sky in 2001 space oddessy after the apes are transformed lol

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Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 claimed lives of HIV/AIDS cure scientists

El_Fev

Good god almighty...

I see the putin aplogists are out in force , does Russia fund all these people to scour online forums to play the kremlin line??

The russian back scum went and shot down a passenger airliner, if you think it was the Ukrianians or some CIA plot or better yet THE JEWS , you are a complete and utter fuckwit and you need to catch BAD AIDS!

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YES: Scotland declares independence ... from the dot co dot uk empire

El_Fev

Re: how long before...

Yeah yeah you say it, and then they get in and your still here leeching off the rest of us! go now, will pay your fare!

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'Maximized minimalism' is Samsung's spiel for Galaxy S5 Mini

El_Fev

Re: I want to be the first to get an iPhone 6.

More likely someone who wants a phone, that still gets operating system updates after 1 year! pissed off Samsung s3 mini user! :(

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Analyst: Chinese buyers shunning IBM, EMC, Oracle and Cisco

El_Fev

Re: Somewhere along the line PEOPLE get involved

Well that's just brilliant, mean while the less than top brains and working class , will be working aero hours contracts due to all manufacturing being outsourced to China, but hey at least some of their 1% can come over here to buy up houses and take what few good paying jobs remain ..genius!¬

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Google chair Eric Schmidt reportedly visits Cuba

El_Fev

Re: Google writes its own laws now...

Since when is there a law saying US citizens can't go to Cuba?

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Steria, the MoJ and a £56 MILLION Shared Services write-off

El_Fev

There is a simple reason that they keep winning time and time again...

Corruption!

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Surprise Android 'KitKat' update fixes nasty OpenSSL vuln

El_Fev

Re: I have a samsung s3 mini

S3 mini international not supported!! so basically the version sold in the UK , is unknown, ffs

definately going iphone next time!

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El_Fev

I have a samsung s3 mini

Wish I had had got an iPhone instead, at least I would have got updates. :(

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Sony CEO forced to shush shareholder heckling at fiery AGM

El_Fev

Re: going forward...

Never has a post summed up a company so much, I'm thinking of creating some more accounts just to upvote you more!

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Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

El_Fev

Re: Reg's standard for this?

upvote for "Giggidybits" genius

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Dallas Cowboys to return 'dumbass' Texan's chopper

El_Fev

Re: Nice

@JDX grow up!

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Apple's Irish tax lair to be probed by European Commission

El_Fev

Really simple way of dealing with this....

Company A makes £600 million in Country A, but says it has to pay £599 million in royalties to Company A(1) in Luxemburg.

You change the law so that Royalties paid to a company outside of the country , cost 40% of what's paid.

What this does is make paying corporation tax the cheaper option, if they don't like it they can shut up shop, I'm sure there will be local and international companies willing to service that market!

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Wolfenstein: The New Order ... BLAM-BLAM! That guard did Nazi that coming

El_Fev

Mouse and Keyboard

Gamepads are for girls

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French software developers are all beautiful women

El_Fev

It's just like my office

I'm surrounded by beutiful female programmers , makes life a pleasure. :D

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Yes I'm Lying :'(

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Complete sausagefest :(

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Startup CEO Chahal fired for domestic violence incident

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

El_Fev

Yes your right..

When making his caculations about lost profit, he obviously meant you...YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER F**KWIT

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Apple to flush '£37bn' down the bog if it doesn't flog cheapo slabtops

El_Fev

Well if I could sell my crap in a box for $100's I'd do it as well! Apple sell good stuff and make more money than creosote, as other posters have pointed out , if this analyst was so smart he would create a start up and earn than 67Billion himself!

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AMD unveils Godzilla's graphics card – 'the world's fastest, period'

El_Fev

Damn it...

Time for an upgrade!

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Home Office terminates order for 16,000 PCs from Dell

El_Fev

Re: Classic end-of-financial-year splurge

This!! the most insane thing ever, means that we never make any savings!

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Apple: You're a copycat! Samsung: This is really about Google, isn't it?

El_Fev

What you said makes no sense because you are using percentages, if your company makes a 100Billion in revenue , then 2% is a damn sight more than 2% of say a million.

Plus just because they don't spend as much percentage wise as their competitors does not mean they are doing no R&D, apple only has a few products so therefore can concentrate their resouces.

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El_Fev

Re: Apple Disappointing

Are you a gibbering idiot? Name me one quarter ONE where Apple has made a loss on its iPhone's, Jesus they can't even make enough of them to sell.

While Apple can look forward to another recording breaking Billion dollar net [profit quarter, some no mark sitting in his mothers basement can go on about how they have lost their mojo! :S

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El_Fev

Re: Oh please thise same tired old crap...

Yes because stating a fact is a troll, Tell me why does the S3 look nothing like the S2 and the S4 look like the S3. Hey and the S3 has rounded shoulders and everything....cretin!

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El_Fev

Oh please thise same tired old crap...

There were touch screen phones before the iPhone but they were crap. The phone that Samsung was building for Google was a blackberry rip off until the iPhone came along.

What Samsung did was make a phone that looked very very similar to the iPhone, even with similar packaging, to get those people who would have liked an iPhone but could not have afforded it.

The Samsung S2 was the same as those Chinese knockoff you see on eBay, with the court action they knew that they could not keep on doing that stunt which is why the Samsung s3 looks so different , yet the iPhone 4 and 5 are the same just with different dimensions.

And wait for legions of morons going on about rounded corners etc, deliberately missing the point , that it was a design patent, and part of one at that to stop people just making a copycat of their phone.

Apple has not sued Sony or Microsoft or Nokia, for their phones, because they had the good grace to come up with their own damn designs!

As for Apple being envious of the Android market, considering Apple makes more money than anyone in the purely mobile arena and by an immense margin at that ... its laughable

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Crashed NORKS drones discovered by South Korea

El_Fev

Re: I pity South Korea

I'm sorry but what drugs are you on? The reason why the SK invites the Yanks in is that if the North thought the Americans would not back em, they'd be charging across the DMZ within a week.

Don't remember South Korea kidnapping people to help them teach their spies, this is the worse kind of Liberal whataboutery

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HTC One M8: Reg man takes spin in Alfa Romeo of smartphone world

El_Fev

Come on...

April the 1St people! LOL well played El Reg!

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China demands answers from US after 'I spy on one little Huawei' report

El_Fev

Re: Seems strange...

Whether they have backdoor or not, allowing China to put in the communications equipment that our defense and infrastructure rely on is the height of stupidity!

Somethings you don't do , even if they can do it cheaper!

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PAF! MPs go postal over postal location data sell-off by Coalition.gov

El_Fev

Re: PAF 18 years out-of-date

And as the government runs this country, they can take it back for a £1 and if anyone does not like it, they can argue the toss with the Army, sorted!

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Romanian 'ransomware victim' hangs self and 4-year-old son – report

El_Fev

Tragic..

Simply thing to do is find the person who is linked to the account receiving the money...remove their genitalia..problem solved

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Apple iOS 8 'will put end' to crap map app rap flap misery

El_Fev

Re: I was reminded of this earlier today ...

Yeah sure you have an iPhone..iof the Maps app was so bad you would have gone to Android, why lie on an internet forum?? And if you reckon that putting in Victoria station give you slone square , your lying through your teeth!

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Ballmer: 'Microsoft would have a stronger position if I could redo the last TEN YEARS'

El_Fev

Well if I had gone back 10 years in time..

I would have bought apple shares when they were worth jack, invested in google and picked every 80 Lotto winning combo... 20-20 hindsight is just that ..hindsight!

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Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON

El_Fev

If your going to post AC

Then at least have the guts to point out , why what he has said is rubbish!

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Apple throws sueball at China's patent office over Siri clone

El_Fev

Did anyone read the article??

Although they do the same thing, according to apple they do it in a different way7, which is where they have a problem. The chinese are saying that even though they do it a different way , its still infringing!

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Magnets to stick stuff to tablets: Yup, there's an Apple patent application for that

El_Fev

Re: Foxconn are in big trouble then...

Did they apply for a patent for it in the US? if no... then...STFU!

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El_Fev

Re: Prior art easier than you thought

How the F**K did you get 7 Thumbs up! HOW THE FLYING F**k IS A BOOK PRIOR ART!!

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Mac Pro fanbois can rack 'em and stack 'em like real sysadmins

El_Fev

Hmmmm

Wouldn't it be better to lay them on there sides with a fan blowing though one end, think like loading cartridges, that way you cut down the vertical size, and the flow from the fans at one end, plus the fans from each intervening Pro will add to the air flow.

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Actor who played Rogue Two in Star Wars dies aged 67

El_Fev

:(

The force was strong with this one... RIP

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Turkish president mulls $4.5bn Apple fondleslab school deal

El_Fev

You can always be sure....

That whenever a story showing Apple making sales , that some android peabrain will come along , saying how if you go android you can get cheaper blah blah blah There's a reason why Apple makes billions a year and your commenting on a story about them from your mothers basement!

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9,000 heads to roll at Dell? Tosh. It'll all go down in Feb and it's THOUSANDS more - insiders

El_Fev

If you listen closely...

You can hear Steve Jobs laughing his ass off..

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Tech titan Bill Gates: Polio-free India one of the 'most impressive accomplishments' ever

El_Fev

Too think

what could have been accomplished if he had of paid his fair share in tax rather than making sure he paid as little as possible

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Apple-hungry thieves defy sinking New York City crime stats

El_Fev

Re: maybe it's the idiot to ipad ratio..

What utter rubbish, how exactly do android use their stuff? in their pockets without taking them out?

Just accept it, your stuff is crap and not even robbers want to nick em!

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Army spaffed MILLIONS up the wall on flawed Capita online recruiting system - report

El_Fev

Same old suspects every single damn time..

I'm sorry but IBM, Accenture, Capita G$S , hitachi, EDS etc should be banned from all government contracts ,

jesus we could get better results from using trained monkeys, how they keep getting work , with failure after failure on their books is a national scandal!

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Apple, Samsung get a room to settle patent war. Forgive us if we don't hold our breath

El_Fev

Re: If anything..

All you've really shown in that post is that you would get an iPhone if you could afford it. I'd love a Rolls Royce for £10 but that aren't happening either, but guess what I can afford the ford focus which does the same thing but does not look as good.

If Apple phone was rubbish they would have simple gone out of business by now, but they haven't and they continue to make money hand over fist, but you have other cheaper choices to make and constantly whining on about how Apple doesn't make cheaper phones is a waste of your energy and time, just ignore them.

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Samsung: Ta-da! We made $7.8bn. What do you mean you expected another BILLION?

El_Fev

Peak Samsung

Come on Reg that's got to be a meme in the making

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Fanbois, prepare to lose your sh*t as BRUSSELS KILLS IPHONE dock

El_Fev

Re: Meh

Apple are a niche player and heading towards extinction according to all the haters, so why do you care so much what they do??

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Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

El_Fev

lol

"Sky has escaped a serious pounding. "

I see what you did there

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