26 posts • joined 9 Mar 2012
Of the cheesey jokes. (and sorry for this one)
Anyway the batteries were probably edam (made) in China
plenty of sh1t DAB stations
If they would get rid of all the foreign language and religeous cr@p there would be more space for some decent programme content. There are only about two DAB channels worth listening to.
should be pre-coital
It should be a pre-coital sarnie, the you can dispose of the condoms
So if I wrap parma ham around my willy, is that as effective
The Ebay Song by Wierd Al Yankovitch is my favourite
Re: I don't work for free.
Same here - My firm supplies a CBTnuggets account to do online training videos but expect us to do it in our own time. No effing way am I using my own time, and training videos aren't as good as having a real machine to work on.
P.S. If you create a training lab, where do you get all the software from? How much do they charge now for Server2012?
The life of Pi
I have written a version of Conways game of life and, of course, called it the life of pi.
Re: Low Cost?
You can get Chinese Adroid phones from Amazon up to £140 for a 5.5" Galaxy Note look-alike.
Search for Star mobiles.
All phones are made in China anyway. (Though I am sure someone will point out that I am wrong)
Is it just me?
Or does that asteroid look like one of those giant heads on Easter Island.
OK. It IS just me.
When was the first wine?
So they could have a cheese and wine party.
More importantly, when was the first beer made?
Me too-I wouldnt touch Shitachi drives
Re: Cuffed? Easy...
Surely it was the skeleton that was cuffed. (As in collar and cuffs)
Seriously though, I dont see how this is a crime. If the bones were obtained legally what is the problem.
Will there be court cases next for raping a vacuum cleaner?
You need to be a real dick to go in there
(Somebody else stole my Volvo joke)
Get rid of the healthy green stuff PLEASE. This is a carnivores meal.
and what about Verity?
Where has Ms Stob's articles been moved to?
Transition from super to sub sonic
I would have thought the transition from supersonic to sub-sonic is more dificult. How will they achieve that?
Has it got a microphone?
To hear the reply. Otherwise there is no point.
If it aint broke...
...dont fix it. I am happy with Android 2.3 on my Samsung Galaxy W. I'll get a new OS when I upgrade the phone (perhaps next year).
Tom Sharp quote
"I fart in bed. I like to fart in bed, it is the trumpet call of the antropoid ape".
If I set light to these I'd set the bed on fire. What we need is an anal catalytic converter.
A Higgs boson went to church
A Higgs boson went to church and the priest said, "Get out, you are not welcome here"
The boson replied, "I am going nowhere. Without me there is no mass"
Its the way I tell 'em.
Back door account
When a previous employer decided to outsource its IT department the fools gave us a weeks advance warning of what they were about to do.
I created an administrator-level account and hid it away. It was never found before I left.
I never actually used it, but it was there if I wanted it.
I also had a spare security pass, so I could still get into the building even after I had thrown mine away onto the bosses desk.
You forgot to mention...
Every mobile device, ipaq, mobile phones, etc are ALWAYS missing their PSU/charger! I have a drawer full of mibiles with no chargers.
Can you feel it?
>> She said of her rogue implant: "It feels really bumpy and bubbly."
I need to feel it for myself to confirm that.
As the saying goes "I feel like a right tit" (or a left one, I am not fussy)
I once drove down the Croydon tramway following GPS, but, in my defence, it did start as a road with embedded tram tracks. (Pissed off the tram driver when I did a U turn.)
Re: Standard planetary joke
...only on a full moon!
SW radio was working fine yesterday
No SIDs wiping out reception
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