My manager makes decisions based on Gartner analysis
He's an idiot. Fortunately I'm changing jobs soon.
Icon, because that's what Gartner reports need to die in.
79 posts • joined 17 Feb 2012
He's an idiot. Fortunately I'm changing jobs soon.
Icon, because that's what Gartner reports need to die in.
To be fair I just visited his website to see what all the fuss was about, and I probably wouldn't have bothered otherwise.
Considering that Ubuntu have just made their MATE flavour an "official derivative" I hope it's not going anywhere too soon...
I'm an Xfce user myself, but this looks like it might do a few things out of the box that are a little bit of a faff with my current (Mint 13) desktop. Maybe I'll give it a go when I upgrade.
I've heard of one organisation where they use Macs specifically for the good international AppleCare support (their people travel a lot). But they boot into, and use, Windows almost exclusively.
I see your diff httpd.conf.20150604 httpd.conf and raise you an svn* diff httpd.conf
* other tools are available
In 2012, NZ had 7.1 road deaths per 100,000 of population. In the same period the UK average was 2.8 road deaths per 100,000 of population.
Many Kiwis think of ourselves as behind-the-wheel heroes when we're anything but. And on the whole the roads are worse than in Europe or North America. Less traffic is about the only thing in our favour.
So yeah, it's not perfectly safe to speed. I, for one, hope the door doesn't hit Kim Dotcom in the backside on his way out.
Rory Cellan-Jones is easily confused
Is a great argument in favour of the oil running out.
I just agreed with something MLF said.
Does it? That'd be OK. Perhaps El Reg will give us a rundown when they get their mitts on a review unit.
I was going to get a 720 to replace my long-in-the-tooth iPhone 4. But decided I'd wait to see what the 730 was like.
I want reasonably low cost (check) and a good camera (check). Main uses are web, email, a bit of phoning, the odd mainstream app, and taking snaps of the kids.
However Nokia got rid of the shutter button, which was one of the things I liked about the 720. Though I'd heard the camera itself was a bit laggy. So, dammit, still not sure. At this rate I'll have to decide between one of the 10,000 Android handsets out there.
/me goes back to my Xfce desktop.
(Yes, I know it's the other rover. Still a great strip though.)
Obligatory XKCD reference:
Chuck Norris can get away with dividing by zero.
This. Though I did also buy a small subwoofer to compensate for the lack of bass from the bookshelf speakers.
Yup, I know that feeling.
And this would be a bad thing...?
> audiences, allowing them to explore the content – learning the basics
> on their journey, while being able to choose to read further.
So by clumsily breaking out of a well-understood and well-tested user experience (browsing web pages) they've somehow made it more immersive? As opposed, to, say, introducing introducing a jarring dissonance?
And what happens to the "immersive" user experience when the user hits one of the (many, many) external links and end up off on some banking website or wherever?
> There are no page refreshes throughout the experience, which is
> Women aged 35-55 and SMEs
It's 2014 for $DEITY's sake. A surprising number of people know how to use websites without being patronised by cartoon graphics and so-called immersive experiences. Yes, that includes women aged 35-55 and SMEs.
> "Small changes in behaviour^H^H^H Wasting less taxpayer money on
> badly thought-out digital campaigns could save the public and small
> businesses in the UK a tremendous amount of money."
It's 160 pages long! I've read tax codes that are shorter and less densely-written.
Tenderise? As in, repeatedly pound with a hammer until it becomes more palatable?
Somehow seems appropriate.
I suspect more control over the last mile is exactly where they're heading. Amazon Lockers, for example.
I used to have a cheap account with the local Mailboxes Etc, specifically so someone was always available to pick up/sign for deliveries. That's only a workaround though - I agree the delivery side needs to get better.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Christmas consumerism, bah humbug.
OK, it turns out they *are* on www.gov.uk, they just haven't closed down their old site:
(Whether this is better/more usable than the old site is left as an exercise for the reader...).
I still find it interesting that they apparently feel the need to follow their own path with regard to development projects. It'd be good to know where some of this code ends up being deployed.
So are the people behind that MoJ GitHub account part of/acting in concert with GDS?
Or are they acting in opposition to the centralised "our way or the highway" approach the GDS seems to be adopting these days with respect to other government departments? (I can't help but notice that MoJ are still at www.justice.gov.uk and not www.gov.uk/justice or whatever).
I agree with the low-level philosophy - sharing is good. Open systems are good. Users are important. But I also suspect the GDS are out of the honeymoon period and into the hard, unsexy, possibly intractable problems. I wonder if that's part of the reason for their recently-announced delays.
We've also already seen departments jumping off the GDS ship so I wonder how they're going to keep people on board; particularly people who want to do things and apparently have the independent skills to do them, such as MoJ.
That, I think, may have been the point.
The superficial Web 2.0-ified GOV.UK front door generates all the Lane Fox/GDS column inches and dubious industry design awards. But once you need to get actual things done you quickly end up back on the legacy DirectGov sites.
"...we're holding it, but we might as well be plugging it into ourselves".
I read that phrase three times to try and work out WTF the guy was blithering about. Then I got it - he's using one of them metaphor things what shows how Amazon workers are all treated like robots.
What a clever little journalism grad. Here, have a bikkie.
...to your local Ecuadorian embassy.
You pretty much described my laptop. Used to have a Mac, which had some nice features (OS X, everything well integrated) and some annoyances (glossy screen, chiclet keyboard).
Replaced that with a ThinkPad off eBay. Many nice features, including matte screen and the best laptop keyboard I've ever used. Another £100 or so for an SSD and RAM upgrade a year or so later. It doesn't have the wow factor, and Linux isn't as polished as OS X, but I can live with that.
Macs are nice enough but they're not my cuppa. Maybe if I did video editing or lots of Photoshop or something.
If you want to SOLVE a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...
...was that most people thought of it as an email system, at which task it pretty much sucked.
We also used to use it to run bits of our intranet though - discussion databases, call trackers, that sort of thing. It was actually a pretty good system for that, back in the day.
I last used it about 10 years ago, at which point the UI was firmly entrenched in 1995. So maybe it's made it into the current century by now.
However I have XFCE on Mint 13 LTS and it works well. I don't really want to update my DE and/or distro more often than I have a shave or haircut, despite that being pretty much de rigeur for Linux desktop users ;)
Maybe I'll give it a go when it hits the next LTS.
Choice; it's a wonderful thing.
The Canonical business plan syllogism:
1. We must do something
2. This is something
3. Therefore, we must do this.
Normally I take "Linux on the desktop" comments with a large helping of sodium chloride. However as a replacement for an elderly MS desktop OS you may have a point. If most of what you want is provided by applications a decade old, then chances are they'll work with WINE.
I run Mint on my main laptop, but have a small handful of Windows apps for which I've not found a decent Linux alternative. But because they're all simple and/or old, they run just fine under WINE.
Didn't you sell me a Monster Cable last week?
Here's to an interesting and inspiring life, and I hope they have a beer ready for you in the great ready room in the sky.
I've got family in New Zealand. They'd happily pay the license fee for a decent alternative to the drivel that passes as local programming down there.
Surely it can't be too hard. So I sometimes wonder why the BBC aren't doing it.
The Manapouri Power Station in New Zealand is worth a visit if you like this sort of thing.
It's not pumped storage. But it is underground, and in a fairly impressive wilderness location (no road access - boat only).
I wonder if he could use a mouse with his other hand?
Feels like this has reasonable odds of being passed. There doesn't seem to be much political downside. And on the upside it's a great opportunity for our Elected Reps to appear liberal and forward-thinking, yet at the same time grave and dismayed over past injustices.
Picture, if you will, a press conference fronted by a contrite-looking yet oh-so-liberal $senior_politician taking all the credit for righting such a shameful, shocking (shocking, I tell you!) injustice. We may not have got it right in the past, but your Government is so much more caring in these enlightened times. Honestly.
[Pulls out hanky, wipes away crocodile tears. Blows nose.]
Then picture, if you will, the "technology press" (by which I mean the "technology" press such as Rory Cellan-Jones) lapping this all up.
Now please excuse me. I feel a sudden need to go punch a wall or something.
I think (Finnish word) should be a new El Reg editorial standard, to be used whenever cuss-words are required in an article.
Yahoo's! Market! Share! Is! (Finnish word)ed!
UK Gov IT project run by (Finnish word) consultancy is (Finnish word) expensive, (Finnish word) late. Quelle (Finnish word) surprise.
Page/Zuckerberg shock admission: "(Finnish word) your privacy, users"
Oh no it hasn't.
> the richest businessman in the world
> And he is trying to save the world
Have Bill Gates and Batman ever been seen in the same room together?
All the Russian government needs to do is declare his transit hotel capsule at Sheremetyevo airport an extension of the Ecuadorian embassy.
Anything's got to be better than getting on a plane to Caracas. I've been there. I've also been to Hull, Luton and Slough, and Caracas is worse than at least two of them.
Right in the bottom line.
Does the new version really do anything that important? Don't buy into the "cloud" fubar upgrade treadmill. Instead, donate a fraction of the money you save to GIMP or Paint.NET. At least they sometimes have their users' best interests at heart.
I was a very happy O2 customer - broadband and phone - until a recent house move forced a change of provider.
When I rang to cancel my contracts, I got straight through and told the (very nice and helpful) call centre rep that I'd go with them again in future if circumstances warranted it. I would've too - their offerings were good and the support excellent.
Then within months their broadband gets sold off to Murdoch and the (very nice and helpful) call centre rep either gets booted over to Crapita, or perhaps she took the money and ran. Guess I lucked out with my timing.
I'm going to be looking for broadband and phone again soon, but not so sure I'll be looking at O2 any more.
How can I get a $122K sysadmin job, and a pole dancing girlfriend?
> 386sx with 4 gigs of ram
Holy crap. I want the PC you had 9yrs ago.