Yeah, the rest of us have to take our kids to Yellowstone. They're bored until they realize that their parents took them camping inside a giant volcano.
"I'm pretty sure the US military hand them out to their personnel when they get to the war"
You are mistaken, here in the USA soldiers have to provide their own hand grenades. Given that they are stocked in all convenience stores right next to the beer this is not a big issue.
Some things are only available on tape like _real_ Doctor Who (Tom Baker) episodes. Can't find Terror of the Zygons or the E-Space trilogy on anything but VHS in the States.
Re: @Richard Jones 1 (was: Whatever. Show me the fucking "terrorists" already.)
"Giving a 6 yr old license to shoot small animals as they see fit would probably have your child taken in to protective care in any civilized country."
Tom, believe me, if you had gophers you'd shoot 'em too.