726 posts • joined Saturday 11th February 2012 03:16 GMT
Morel of the story
Eat 'shrooms instead
Re: Its construction will be revolutionary...
"Unfortunately, it will be impossible to repair"
It is an Apple Product, it will not need repair
Re: Welcome to the pretty countryside
"...wood chip from North America (by product of their timber industry, I hope trees aren't felled specifically for this purpose), "
No, they are felled to make toothpicks:
//another old guy here, I married a much younger woman, my kid is still younger than my coworkers
Re: I'm Sorry....
But you are running a pirate copy of boobs and they will be deleted....
Re: giving the Edsel a run for it's money
Microsoft Bob, nuff said
"I can't see the part where we get anything in return"
You get to enjoy the same privileges you have now.
Re: No different than cash?
In it's anonymity.
Re: Shackleton's job ad
Then there's the Pony Express ad:
“Wanted: Young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over eighteen. Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wages $25 a week.”
Re: Why do these guys get paid so much?
Karma has Tourette's Syndrome...
Re: Quintessential American
Ballmer most definitely is NOT America. He is merely as big as a continent.
Re: I thought a selfie was a gentleman finding pleasure in himself
I'd rather not catch your drift.
I, for one, welcome our extinct massive lizard overlords...
"not sure if Antel of indroid has the same ring to it."
But people would really get confused by "Lintel"...
Re: Commentard of the 2nd rank
Whereas I am just a rank commentard....
Re: Ok, excuse me for asking but HTF do they know it is from Mars?
Maybe they asked Stephen Hawking....
Re: Miley Cyrus in her undies?
If you like horses, yes. For the rest of us, Katy Perry in anything
Re: Here ya go...
Damn! Beat me to it.
Here's your pint (and an upvote) ----->
Re: Right now, someone at google is screaming...
Because the the Google Brainiac machine was too busy contemplating cat videos.
Re: Doomed, doomed I say
But the thing that'll actually wipe us out will be an unsanitzed telephone...
Technoviking could kick both their asses
Re: "a facility in Iowa that will rely entirely on wind power"
Iowa is full of corn. After they extract the corn syrup to give us diabetes, they could suck the corn oil out of the remaining mush.
They misspelled "ponce"...
Re: Don't Panic!
"Given how long xp has been around and how generally robust it is I fail to see the need for panic .. "
Yep, that's what happens when MS accidentally makes something good.
She seemed to enjoy the big organ too...
"Or think its their right to eat copious amounts of garlic with every meal and stink the place up."
I'd apologize but you really ought to know better than to have your mouth open within 20 feet* of me...
*that's 6.096 meters for you Europeans
Woody Allen wants one
Ever since that Orgasmotron incident in "Sleeper"...
Mine's the one with the embarrasing stain. NO, not that one, the OTHER one!
Re: Atlanta, possible sighting
Or did they flush the Space Toilet on the International Space Station....
Re: Man in the Moon. Pfffft.
Try looking at the moon and not in your rumpus room.
Re: I love goats.
Then you're cooking them wrong.
Yep, crazy people tend to respond to the world around them in a crazy manner. This includes making crazy religions (not all of us think the Bible is a science textbook).
Re: I want the video!
"Homeland Security is good for something, isn't it?"
Not until it passes the Turing test....
Re: I dont need this so early in the morning..
"What cruel archetict of life has imagined such a vial and base thing?"
All your base thing are belong to us.
Re: Size estimate based on single tooth
"More than one species has been identified by a single tooth"
Now that's one remarkable tooth...
Mine's the one with "Paleontology For Dummies" in the pocket.
Re: Someone get SciFi Channel on the phone!
Put some robot parts in it: Platynator!
Re: I suppose...
"the faint whiff of BS"
Faint? It's overpowerin'!
Oh, I get it - it's so strong it makes you faint...
I wonder how Edgar K.B. Montrose would have handled it...
Are you sure you want to be called a vExpert Trevor?
vex: to bring trouble, distress, or agitation; to irritate or annoy by petty provocations
spurt: a synonym for drip
I could be jealous as I'm only a certified ass-clown...
Re: What behavior?
"The article spends a lot of time talking about "weird", "interesting", "non-deterministic" behavior, but doesn't give examples."
It was cavorting in an absolutely enormous tub of lime Jell-O with two hookers dressed in Japanese schoolgirl uniforms.
I'd better leave before my wife finds out....
Re: Just wondering when Germany became part of the USA
Thursday. I'll leave it to you to work out which particular Thursday it was...
Even San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee didn't know what was aboard.
Well, DUH! Why would the mayor of any city waste his/her/its time on knowing the contents of barges?
Re: Lasers are just as disposable.
There's your problem. You should never buy any Lexmark printer - they're all disposable.
Re: what happens....
I think you had it right with "consumer hell".
Re: RE: What do scientists do if dark matter can't be found?
"The dark matter is probably hiding deep in the oceans somewhere...;-)"
I don't think there's enough whale poo at the bottom of the ocean to explain all the missing mass.
So that's where they go
This is the previous planet Earth from the last time the Mayan calendar ended....
Re: There's science and then there's wild guesswork
"Put brain in gear before engaging mouth...
Or fingers in this case."
What? Put fingers in gear? That would hurt.
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