817 posts • joined 11 Feb 2012
Re: The problem with "thermonuclear war
"The only winning move is.... not to play"
Just like Gay Chicken
Re: just a douche
More like a monkey flinging crap
Re: ... 'email me the pint instead'
I'm Old Skool, could you fax mine?
Re: Tail wagging the dog.
"who runs the USA"
Rupert Murdoch, of course
Re: my brand new 3-Trilobyte hard disk!
Liar! Everyone knows that trilobyte size disks have been obsolete for 250 million years
more like "dork matter"....
operated by facial expression
Good for anyone desperately wanting to be nicknamed "Twitchy".
"I have never seen any paedophile, extremist or terrorist activity on the internet"
You're not squinting hard enough...
With a name like "Stubiliser" I was looking forward to an article about the intersection of digital photography and shaving...
Re: Dumb move boyo.
There is nothing wrong with being or having a monopoly. The problem comes when that monopoly position is abused.
Re: Internal obstruction...
More like the captain shouldn't have gone somewhere....
Re: Bacon is a vegetable
No, bacon is Meat Candy!
Yeah, a urinal cake could beat that thing...
Re: In the words of John Mckenroe
"they haven't noticeably laid waste to half a dozen countries or nerfed the global economy in recent times."
Thats what the Norks want you to think. Obama (like Dubya before him) is Kim Jong Un's sock puppet.
"Where's the control group study?"
Sitting at home eating cookie dough ice cream and watching romcoms
Re: Ugh!!! So much for new management
"> Surface is an awesome product.
No it isn't; they can't give them away."
Thats what makes it awesome
Re: More popcorn, please
"It will be interesting to see what happens to XBox under Elop."
He'll light that platform on fire too...
Re: Mesmerized by Clippy!
It looks like you're trying to rip the in-car infotainment system out with your bare hands. Would you like help?
Re: Red Bull
"nobody really believes they do anything any more that we believe Lucky Charms are lucky or Red Bull gives you wings."
"Do they really think that they will be able to control the unrest in Brazil with a few robots?"
They can if the robots are...
Re: real misery
For real misery, they'd have to give him Amy's First Primer....
Re: What is he on?
Re: So, Doktor Frankenspud, we meet again!
That's Froderick Frahnkenshpood...
game changer = We moved the goalposts. Again.
exceeds/exceeded expectations = At least we didn't crap in your toaster.
Re: Cut my head off and it says 'BBC' through my neck
"But the day the BBC starts accepting advertising is the day I sell the telly."
Good move, 60 years of TV advertising is what got us The People of Walmart on the left side of the Atlantic.
Not going to post the URL for the People of Walmart website as it ain't pretty.
Re: Yet the pitiful...
" continues to rear its ugly face"
Wrongo. You're facing its ugly rear....
Re: So you don't want any airbags then ?
"Whereas smashing your head into the steering column under massive deceleration is positively healthy?"
You could try wearing a seatbelt.
Re: Signal strength
There better not be any bars in prisons! Convicted criminals should not be able to drown their sorrows with alcohol.
Mine's the one with the sterno in the pocket
Re: Dark water?
"Isn't "dark" the usual, cosmological, prefix for tagging a phenomenon that the boffins think should exist, but can't quite find?"
Like dark humor?
"He walked off grumbling, swearing, and complaining"
That deserves a few beers. Unfortunately, I can buy only one on this forum....
HP Innovation and Collaboration Centre
More like the "We Don't Do Jack Shit Centre"
"If it was full time instead of a part time role it would be nothing short of puurrrrrfect."
It is puurrrrrfect. Puurrrrrfect for Julie Newmar, that is...
IBM is the right company for this project
They have prior experience. Remember when OS/2 would "obliterate your software"?
BeOS is best!
Re: Ohhh... I just had an idea!
"But what would you call such a rig?"
The 3 headed giant...
Re: 100m of Google stock?
Re: Lightening connector
Silly AC, the whole point of lightning is that it can't be contained by a connector...
Re: Sekurity! through endless crashing
Surely that would be Suck-urity
Bender sez "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"decrease the effects of back-end loading of customers"
Maybe they shouldn't make their customers take it in the @ss...
"I wondered if we were heading for a bad pun."
Urine trouble now!
"Ever thought that perhaps the printers are subsidised by the cost of the consumables?"
Tough shit on HP then. They set the prices stupidly.
Re: The IKEA 'Splosh': now available with 4 or 6 drawers in a range of colours
"Ewww. I see what you did there."
I wish I didn't...
Re: WP is an albatross @Dan55
Re: alien base
Moon Nazis, surely. They're still mining the helium 3 and won't be ready to attack until 2018.
Re: Will advertising industry executives be excommunicated?
That would be a good start
Re: He should know
"The Internet gives people access to information and education - religions do not want that - they want to have control and be the source of information"
That makes religions no different than any other human organization. You could say the same thing about governments, corporations, the MPAA, the RIAA, etc.
What are you talking about? I use Linux and have no trouble accessing Gmail...
Re: Wait a minute...
"An iWatch? But, ...but surely that would be BLATANTLY RIPPING OFF SAMSUNG,"
No, its an eye-Watch - a little watch on a heads-up-display, so they're ripping off Google...
Re: Windows Nein
That would be Linux.
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