612 posts • joined 10 Feb 2012
Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR
Seems jolly unfair to suggest that developing countries should stop their industrialisation, and the third world should stay undeveloped, just so the west can retain their standard of living.
'Cos realistically that's the only way CO2 production is going to stabilise and fall. Not going to happen, is it...
Re: Needs more work
"it would seem more work is needed before this actually turns into a useful technology"
Well that wins the "No Sh*t Sherlock" award for the day. You'd have scoffed at the Wright Brothers too, I'd imagine.
Which end of the femur did she use? Inquiring minds need to know.
(and seriously, am I really the first to use this icon? poor show, commentards)
Re: It's a kg!
kg not Kg; K is for Kelvin
Re: It gets weirder...
Bubba the Love Sponge released the tape, that is. Not Petraeus.
It gets weirder...
He was the one who released the Hulk Hogan sex tape. He left Hogan and his wife after sanctioning the tryst, but failed to tell either of them about the camera.
We need a "Twilight Zone" icon.
He has a brain virus
You don't need crappy antivirus software to work that out.
Madness I tell you
Sounds like the perfect way to breed a poison-tolerant rat.
And wait four times as long as it takes a proper charger to do the job?!
I think not.
You could use the reflectivity to your advantage. Make a parabola and have the finest cigarette lighter known to man (assuming it's sunny).
Those under the legal age will of course resort the time-honoured tradition of frying ants.
You're still trying to make this political?
(And doesn't "Torries" play for Chelsea?)
£50 for 24Gb
Did you see that, Apple? Did you? Huh, HUH?
Poor old El Reg
Apple's naughty step must have a vulture-shaped dent in it by now.
That is a good idea. You can be my new friend, and together we can laugh at people with only 10.
I has Nexus 7. It is 3 better than a 4 lol so I win!
My friend has a 10. He is not my friend now.
Re: Is it me?
"Dark Energy" sounds very much like a theory based on sub-standard SF.
Might be FANTASTIC
But, sadly, very few people will care.
Named after the ship on Blake's 7, no doubt :)
The corners aren't thatround!
Re: Simpler soloution
100% Ethanol is very highly toxic. ... It also tends to contain benzene (carcinogen) as an impurity.
You are hereby stripped of your 'boffin' icon.
Re: Simpler soloution
Ethanol isn't a solution, it's a single compound. Even combined with water it would just be a mixture.
Yep, my first thought too. Lo and behold, a fair few drives, nothing over £500, and most of it a damn sight cheaper than that.
Common sense: the NHS has heard of it.
Best. Bootnote. Ever.
Time and time and time and time again I'm amazed by the hysteria that nuclear power and radiation provokes.
And before anyone mentions Fukoshima: we do not live in an active earthquake zone.
"engineers sometimes keep ideas in reserve for emergencies and continued employment"
And it will be ever thus.
Kirk: How much refit time before we can take her out again?
Scotty: Eight weeks, Sir, but ye don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for ye in two.
Kirk: Mr.Scott. Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?
Scotty: Certainly, Sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
Re: I'm not interested, until...
No, no, no, no, no. Just send them to me!
No. Part of the service is that the numbers can be changed for free, just by calling customer services. Presumably you need to stay in their price plan for that. Check out the FAQ on the link.
£40 is for a new handset with different names printed on it. You'd be daft not to just stick a new label on it to avoid that.
I seriously doubt they're making that much profit. The volumes will be low, so the dev costs will have to be amortised across a much, much, much smaller number of units than the el cheapo units you're referring to.
Re: Hang on...
The constant drain is because the phone needs to always be connected to the network, and it actively varies the power output to make sure it does. IANA RF Engineer, but I'd imagine that accounts for 99% of the battery drain between calls.
5 days was what you got from a late 90's LCD phone, and their displays took almost no power at all when the back light was off.
I may well get me arse handed to me on a plate for using this icon, but I'm feeling daring.
Pah! I still copy out my spreadsheets by hand onto vellum, and put that into a fireproof box.
No way an EMP pulse is going to take out my work.
Man, I loved that game. Best use of headshots and sniper rifle I'd seen, and a pretty decent plot too.
Re: Well, there you go
That's a pretty amazing thing to admit on a gaming article.
Kind of like saying "What, beer's alcoholic? I thought it was a type of apple juice, that's why I've been drinking Campari and orange all these years" in the pub.
Take it away George...
If you're gonna do it, do it right...right
Given the telegraph is read by retired colonels and other 'outraged of Tunbridge Wells' types, I think IT literacy is in very short supply.
Although to be fair only a small majority of all people would know to use a proxy, and a smaller proportion still would be able to do it (I know, it's not tricky, but there are a shit-load of people who think that a blue 'e' means the internet, and errrr, that's it).
Ahhh, the French
Sometime you love 'em, sometimes you hate 'em. I'm going with the former on this occasion.
Qu'est-ce que le mot francais pour "jubbs?"
Re: Oh well done.
Indeed. When it comes to spiders, anything larger than my little finger nail moves from Tiny all the way to Stamp-On-The-Scary-Bastard-Now.
Oh look, a spider icon. Must have lost a leg while a mate was trying to eat it.
Re: Foolishly, I was expecting that there would actually be a slideshow here
That more a yawn-inducing "Tales of the Unexpected" horror (US readers: Twilight Zone), than a true Carrie's-Grave trouser-filler.
Standard Oil, the East India Company, Microsoft: all ruled the world and then fell (or are falling).
The loyalty and willingness of Apple fans to spend money has been phenomenal. Couldn't last forever, and the original yawning quality gap between Apple and non-Apple phones and tablets has vanished (and in the case of phones at least, arguably reversed). A more balanced market will emerge.
Next on the chopping block: A certain search and advertising corporation.
It seems you're suggesting making a bloody mary from, well, a bloody Mary.
You had me until "Gordons is great". No, no, no, no, no. It is Budweiser* to other gins' real ale. Plymouth, or the wonderful Sipsmiths for me.
*The American one, or Buttwiper, as it should be known. How on earth can you remove so much flavour from a beer?
"It's not supposed to be 'informative'"
Don't be such a pompous wally, this is a tech news and comment site. The former should be informative, and the latter informative and lay out a writers opinion. Both should obviously entertain. The job of a decent journalist is to synthesize the facts and, if writing a comment piece like this one, provide a reasoned opinion one way or the other (note: you can still lay out both sides of the argument). The reader can then assess the facts and either agree or otherwise. Simply presenting a list of things which may or may not happen is sloppy, amateurish, and rather dull.
It's far more interesting to be presented a point of view on a topic, even if you disagree with it. See also every newspaper columnist since time began, or look at the vibrant discussion generated on one of Lewis's or Andrew O's articles.
So Microsoft might come back. Or they might not.
They might have to change to do it. Or they might not.
They might shift to a hardware/software ecosystem manufacturer. Or they might not.
What an informative article.
Re: It was funny the first time...
Erm...apart from me, obviously.
It was funny the first time...
How about the first person to point out "rounded corners" gets banned for a year.
And anyway, it looks more like the Galaxy S3.
Never mind the length...
...feel the WIDTH. It's all that matters. Feel that pocket stretch.
It amazes me that the Red Button text services are so unspeakably slow and otherwise just a bit shit, considering the it was introduced over 30 years after Ceefax was.
As an analogy: Ceefax started 7 years before the ZX81 was released; the Red Button started just after the PS3 was released.
- Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
- FOUR DAYS: That's how long it took to crack Galaxy S5 fingerscanner
- Batten down the hatches, Ubuntu 14.04 LTS due in TWO DAYS
- Did a date calculation bug just cost hard-up Co-op Bank £110m?