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One in 10 Brit smartphone owners 'can't afford' to pay for apps

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Pirate

YAARRR!!!

See title.

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Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS'

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Re: Perhaps it was lost in translation

Oh, and pics or it didn't happen...

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Joke

Perhaps it was lost in translation

She can't have been the first to misinterpret "La petite mort"?

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Samsung Google Nexus 10 tablet review

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Devil

Stick the Special Brew and leave predicting the future to someone else. Or wait for Apple's version of the future 6 months after it's happened.

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Re: No sale here, either.

Asus Transformers. Problem solved.

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Facebook: Give us your credit card and pals' addresses as GIFTS

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Coat

Here's your coat Facebook

GTFO.

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Forklift fondleslab 'fellas flee with vast haul of iPad Minis at JFK

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Re: Extreme measures

Just some Apple employees going the extra mile to support their 'shortage of stock' rumours. Enforced scarcity = enhanced desirability after all!

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Watchdog halts Toyota Grand Theft Auto-esque advert

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Re: So what is it like?

You barsteward! What has been seen cannot be unseen, and the icon is now tainted forever! :(

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Black Ops 2 blunder has Mass Effect on buyers

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Unhappy

Still not sold as advertised, so should be able to return it for refund or replacement, right?

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Youngster backed by Yoko Ono and Stephen Fry launches 'Summly'

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The little sprat was on BBC this morning, stating that he hoped to monetize the system by charging people to link to the stories that were summarilisationified.

I suspect this will see him in big trouble - you can't go charging for other people's content without licencing, right?

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Angel

Yep, he's my boss's boss.

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Apple must apologise for its surly apology on its website on Saturday

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Oh and this adventure will not include a third apology in any form. It'll be a fucking huge fine and maybe some clink time for Cook if it has to go around again. When will you fanbois learn that Apple's Reality Distortion Field doesn't work outside the walled garden?

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Jediben

I disagree, we haven't even HAD the apology that counts - i.e. the web page.

Only once they've actually published it and they've proven that they are going to heed the court's instruction CORRECTLY can we decide if it 'all worked in their favour'.

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Re: The part that I don't understand...

No, all the things the Germans judged on had already been decided by the UK court, so everything they spouted was completely wrong and should be ignored.

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Trollface

I don't believe this is the publication by Apple

It doesn't have rounded corners...

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British judge: Say you're sorry Apple... this time like you MEAN it

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Coat

Contempt of Court

The biggest thing to happen to iPad since the iPad (mini).

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They should count their lucky stars

That they get a second bite of the Apple.

Now can they swallow their pride soon enough to get the new apology uploaded to their site in time?

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SMARTPHONES make TEENS have SEX with STRANGERS

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Coat

17%? Be right back...

Just nipping out to buy 5 more phones...

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EDF: We'll raise bills 11% - but only 2% is due to energy costs!

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I love UK Power Networks :)

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Stop

Re: Comprehension Fail, Lewis

The introduction of widespread 'DIY energy generation' by all the solar panels on rooftops across the country actually incurs cost to the distribution networks as well - the standard model of energy flowing only one way is disrupted and this change needs to be managed, implemented and calculated on the grid.

This costs the distribution network providers as well, as you've then got to design a system that will handle it, fit relevant hardware for metering, costing etc and this will cause charges to rise.

Although it's greener it cannot occur for free!

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French gov 'plans to hand Google €1bn tax bill' - report

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WTF?

Re: Fuck them all

<Meanwhile, in AC's twisted little world>

*RING RING*

"Allo, Une Une Deux, vhat iz your emergency monsieur?"

"Hi buddy, this is Chuck E Cheeze, head of Legal at Monstro Corporation in the US OF A. One of our depots in Je Ne Sais Q'oui-ville has been burgled by a load of your fellow garlic munchers and Uncle Sam insists you get off your little Frog behind and investigate ."

"Votre taxe ne paie pas pour les services de police, investgate vous-même! Bonne journée! "

<click>

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Devil

Re: Bloody good show

I'm sure they will cope; they seem to put looking after number 1 ahead of looking after number 10 at least.

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Forgetting Microsoft: How Steve Ballmer's Surface could win

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Re: Distracted

On a related note, Hitman: Absolution in 21 days!

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Ballmer claims Win 8 sales strong, WinPhone to follow

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WTF?

Re: Little known fact

Got mine last night, using the amusingly titled (and fictional) "Uncle Bubba's SupaDupa PC Emporium" as the vendor, where of course I had purchased the MONSTRO 9000 model.

£15 later and it's installed on my spare SSD, and terrifying me by downloading pictures I had forgotten I had uploaded to a Skydrive equivalent in 2007...

Buy your copy today!

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Disney buys Lucasfilm, new Star Wars trilogy planned

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Go

Re: Jar Jar Binks vs Eeyore

Oh my god, Eeyore as C3PO and Piglet as R2-D2. I am seeing light at the end of this tunnel.

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Ballmer bets 'all in' on Phone 8 and Windows

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Re: What's with the hobbit

I thought it was Tom Cruise? :)

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Steve Jobs' Apple-powered yacht makes belated first trip

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Mushroom

I'm pretty sure

That I blew up more than one of those things in X-Wing...

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Oak Ridge lab: Behold, I Am TITAN, hear my 20 petaflop ROAR

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Trollface

***Obligatory***

But can it play Crysis?

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Pre-ordered a Microsoft Surface? So SORRY it's late, have a voucher

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FAIL

Re: Article in brief.

Downvoting an AC? Better get etc etc...

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Devil

Re: Orders are shipped using UPS

Not to be confused with Damaged Parcel Delivered or Drop it, Hide it, Lose it.

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Samsung posts record profits as Galaxy sales crush Apple

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Trollface

Re: Nice

Well Apple are certainly hating UK law at the moment!

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Sky staffer plundered database to benefit naughty false firms

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Trollface

Re: Judge was a little on the cold side

Not as cold as Mr Waters is now!

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Apple's iPad Mini mishap: scratching out the retina screen

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Devil

Re: @A/C 21:21

I think we can all agree that a slot to stick your expansion inside is the most important aspect. And in tablets too...

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Prosecutor seeks sports-bodies guidance on troll-hunting rulebook

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FAIL

Re: @AC Here's a test

Oops, now the faceless horde will know my name!

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Re: @AC Here's a test

We would be enraged with offence if we held any provable beliefs or were of any measurable minority/majority/individual interest group, but we are Anonymous and you shouldn't accept anything said as truth, as you are completely unable to verify anything we say, so for all intents and purposes we shall remain utterly ambivalent to you.

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BBC Watchdog crew sink teeth into dodgy PC repair shops

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WTF?

Is this any different to the motoring industry? Does the garage on the corner have a regulator?

How about the carpet fitters, where is their regulated body?

Can we expect to see a regulator for my local hairdressers, I mean how do I know how qualified the guy with the scissors really is?

Caveat Emptor!

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Woz labels Apple 'arrogant' over iPhone size inadequacy

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WTF?

Re: Please do

Gloves!

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And the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is ... the EU?

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Megaphone

I wish they'd given more notice

I would have prepared a speech!

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MYSTERIOUS GREEN GLOW seen on iPhone 5s

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Holmes

Reality Distortion Field at work

Nothing more to see, go back to your worship.

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Serenading mice can sing along if you hum a few bars

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Devil

Re: Don't tell Simon Cowell

"As a test, introduce others, with brain damage, as a control." - You mean the viewers at home, right?

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Skydiver Baumgartner's 120,000ft spacesuit leap delayed by bad wind

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Devil

Re: Speed of sound

But then Ickypedia also say war criminals make suitable wedding guests, so take that with a pinch!

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Pirate Bay site sinks, Swedish police raid its ISP

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Trollface

Re: Torrents ? Pah @ AC901

Ok, explain why they still have Sky Living 1 if shows are produced purely on viewing figures...

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WTF?

Re: Torrents ? Pah @ AC901

They've already seen it - he just said he pays a subscription service to SKY for which they pay FX, so that they might show the channel which carries Dexter S7 in 2013, which they have already agreed to be paid to Showtime in order to secure the contract...

On top of that, he is paying for an additional service to receive something he is already contracted to have licence to view slightly sooner than the whim of the first service provider.

So erm, what was your point again? Money paid to the 2nd service should somehow belong to the 1st, even though the 1st is already getting their contractually obligated slice of the pie from the first payment he makes and they have no cost involved in the 2nd service at all?

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Brit turns Comp Sci coursework into $100k glad-rags search biz

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Exactly the same case for my degree as well. I always begrudged it, because it doesn't encourage you to do the best you can in some respects.

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Facebook denies Timeline publishes punters' private posts

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Trollface

Re: Rumour

"Nothing to see here, please move along."

...Before these shares in which I invested the kid's college money aren't worth the html they were written in!

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Motorola, Samsung smash Apple's touchscreen patent claim

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Gimp

Re: No Comment...

See also: 90% iPhone 5 review

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Apple iPhone 5 review

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Devil

Re: Get a Room

Hmm.

Job 16:9 - "God assails me and tears me in his anger and gnashes his teeth at me; my opponent fastens on me his piercing eyes."

And covets my rounded corners?

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Trollface

Re: Obviously A Fanboi ...

Well nothing south of Crawley really matters anyway.

*peers out window overlooking runway*

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iPhone 5: skinny li'l fella with better display, camera, software

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Trollface

Re: Would you believe it? ....

Hey, if you are a Crapple user, this couldn't come soon enough. After all, they were already fully dependent on the sun shining out of Mr Job's arse...

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