356 posts • joined 6 Feb 2012
But at this rate, they probably already know what I am going to say.
Who says monkeys can't throw? Look at BALLMER and his chair!
MICROSOFT EPIC FAIL!
"One of the larger transformer buildings in the heart of the City almost next to where the Stock Exchange servers live is surprisingly warm to the touch. Yes that’s a lot of power, and no I’m not saying where."
Please do say where, and contact your local distribution company to advise them. Electrical safety is very important and the distribution networks are massive. Don't fart about when public safety could be at risk.
If it's London, tell UK Power Networks - http://www.ukpowernetworks.co.uk/internet/en/contact-us/
Shut up and get off the internet, Mum.
<Rainier Wolfcastle> "On a bed of money, with many beautiful ladies."
You were correct - and it wasn't AstroNoMy either.
Hmm... restored or "restored"?
Why not just turn the thing around so it's facing the telly and not you?
"Ofcom also confirms the minority are wealthy, middle class (ABC1) and under 34 years old. Quite why the Whitehall bureaucrat should rush to the defence of a banker in his Docklands penthouse who is downloading torrents 24x7 remains a mystery. Thanks to Whitehall, he's now a member of what is possibly the most pampered group in Britain."
Exactly how is being part of that minority group "pampered" - what is he getting from the powers that be because he's a wealthy (i.e paying his own way rather than taking state handouts) middle class (i.e not attempting to push out a full football team from his loins) under 34 year old (so no fuel allowance, TV licence discount, free bus pass for him) male that NO ONE else can get?
"My daughter (still at school) got a happy 23rd birthday message from facebook. Some work still needed there then."
Now now, there's no shame in being older than your teacher. It's clearly the US education system at fault!
But may I recommend she read a book some time soon?
Or between 7 and 12 major game releases in a month via Steam/Origin etc. Max Payne 3 was recently on sale at £4 a pop, and that weighs in at 35GB. 150 a month is not a massive amount of data at all.
Because Steam has this function built in. You add a game to a 'wishlist' and Steam emails you when any titles on the list are discounted.
Perhaps it's a typo and he meant they were being launched from between Nantes and Le Mans?
"With over 11,000 employees and sixteen centres in the UK and offshore centres in India and Poland, Capita is one of the largest companies of its kind."
That doesn't mean anything. They could have 10,998 employees in 14 centres in India, and a bloke called Dave in Shrewsbury occasionally ringing Petr in Warsaw to make sure that he's not too lonely!
That's because Valve and Steam have sales with incredible regularity - games of a certain age are guaranteed to be sold at a price that reflects their actual value in these events, rather than the hugely inflated prices of the console games. Impulse purchases at £45 a pop don't happen, but at sub £10 Steam makes huge sales. That is why you don't hear Steam user complaints - if you wait long enough, it gets sold at a huge discount. This doesn't happen with 'new' (but ancient) console games.
When you pay less than £7 for a game in this event, you don't have to consider any lost 'resale' value due to the account-only feature inherent in Steam. I can count on my litle fingers the number of games I've been able to buy through Xbox Live for a similar price (and that was by exploiting a US site sale to get MGS 2+3 rather than Xbox uk).
If Live will emulate Steam with these sales is yet to be seen, but I'm going to guess that they won't.
That is why you don't hear Steam user complaints - if you wait long enough it gets sold at a huge discount.
Plenty! Just have a flcik through my home movie collection!
S&M club then. Lingerie models on one side, ancient cobwebby stonework and old machinery on the other. Readily available London weirdos with disposable cash and suspect interests (i.e. politicos) and you will be quids in.
Plus you can set your IT skills to rigging up the hidden CCTV to keep the brown envelopes rolling in!
I think it's more likely that a vast readership of the Register don't have any first hand experience of the living conditions, working conditions, work ethics, socio-economic environment or cultural backdrop of mainland China, so passing judgement about such things might be deemed unsavoury?
We hear about the huge factories, kilometres in size, and it sounds ghastly.
How can you criticise someone who is forced to endure that environment out of necessity?
And one does not simply WALK into Yate shopping centre.
No, I don't drink any coffee at all. Foul stuff.
Tea for me, unlimited volumes!
Ahhh an EXTRA 2 cups a day.
This makes sense now. As I partake only of tea, in constant supply without breaks, the idea of a measured serving of beverage is quite alien to me!
Am I being thick here?
248980/2 = 124490 days with coffee
124490/365 = 341 years.
Where does 227 come from?
I guess corporations don't benefit from interest either, and this is a priviledge afforded only to individuals huh?
The Cayman Islands. Pack your sunscreen, marines! Hoorah!
Or they have been dialling xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx to try to reach you at work.
When they got no reply they tried calling you at yyy.yyy.yyy.yyy in case you were at the office...
They'll just have to stand on the flowerbeds and peer in through the windows like the rest of us then.
I CAN SEE YOOOOOUUUU!
And you'll have all the witness in the queue formed behind him as well.
Ok, survey time:
Thumbs up if you tried to buy these tickets.
Thumbs down if you don't give a crap about it.
Creating the fallacy of supply shortage: Check
Choosing random sample and offering special treatment to drive the rapturous into paroxysms of joy: Check
Charging an arm and a leg for an uninspiring product or service: Check
Apple as usual, move along...
But if that recent app is to believed, the gorgeous blondes are probably their cousins/sisters/worse.
Of course, they would need to up the tablet quality to that of the Prime too, so the price might brush uncomfortably close to £1000.
This. It's a damn shame they didn't have the phone dock at the top edge, and the keyboard dock on the bottom as with the Prime.
Goddamn that's a lot of typing errors. I blame Friday.
Well that the laptop wa stolen is not in dispute, and the relative cost to the insurer for of recovery of said laptop may well exceed the cost of a replacement (although being an Apple product, a return flight to Iran might well end up cheaper!).
I don't think his insurer would stretch its resources as far as liasing with Iranian police forces to retrieve it.
Oh if only he wasn't a British citizen and completely free of obligation to adhere to US laws...
I know that my bank suggests I advise them when I'm leaving the country to avoid this sort of thing. They never accept the invitation to view my holiday snaps after though.
Literally. Thumb + forefinger print recognition along with a card and a PIN. Sadly it means we're going to be screwed over with feature creep etc ("I say Mr Chancellor, is that a big brown envelope you have there? would you like us to send this database anywhere special?") but the effort one would need to go to in order to fake it would virtually eliminate small scale shenanigans.
The skin textures, the pores, the elasticity of movement - all of these are exceptional in Ira. But the glassy, permanently dewy and overly reflective eyeballs sink it every time.
Any pictures of said mutt? Not to be confused with her growler of course...
Not even as innocent at that - they're making up a number that theyhope will give the impression that while they do a VERY GOOD JOB with their current resources, there is still a measurable improvement (which is not an unreasonably large amount as to suggest they are not doing very well, but enough to make it worth investigating whether this improvement can be met) that could be gained if they receive MORE MONEY.
FUD 101 - suggest could be much worse if you weren't here, and even better if you pay me more, but completely theoretical and unproveable in all instances.
Ironic really, as digging very deep holes and learning how to survive in them would probably be our best shot at surviving the impact of such an asteroid which we are deliberately trying NOT to see!
I hope he did - downsizing workers is meant to be a HR job.
No point in spending so much money on a 'bonkers' (I have better) pc at home if you are going to plug is into a 21" cheapo monitor. Splash another grand on a 30" Dell fercryingoutloud.
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I've had plenty of practice using both hands, no worries there!
WD TV Live ftw. Works with Logitech Harmony remotes too!