309 posts • joined Monday 6th February 2012 09:57 GMT
Re: If you should implement such a system I will take my business else where.
Best Alan Partidge episode ever!
Biting the hand...
Thom forgets that without some technology dudes in the middle, he would still be plucking on an acoustic six string in his garage. All the people that got his noise onto CDs and MP3s need paying as a result of HIS output because otherwise he'd have to sit at home burning copeis for his fans himself.
I hope he realises that just because you pay the piper and pick the tune, you don't own the concert hall or the CD replicator or the bandwidth. You want the big money, you NEED the big tech to distribute it.
Or is he saying he's fed up with having pots of cash to spend?
Re: Very Nice.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't show pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop - EVER - until you are dead.
Well I would post a comment...
But at this rate, they probably already know what I am going to say.
In memory of Eadon
Who says monkeys can't throw? Look at BALLMER and his chair!
MICROSOFT EPIC FAIL!
"One of the larger transformer buildings in the heart of the City almost next to where the Stock Exchange servers live is surprisingly warm to the touch. Yes that’s a lot of power, and no I’m not saying where."
Please do say where, and contact your local distribution company to advise them. Electrical safety is very important and the distribution networks are massive. Don't fart about when public safety could be at risk.
If it's London, tell UK Power Networks - http://www.ukpowernetworks.co.uk/internet/en/contact-us/
Shut up and get off the internet, Mum.
<Rainier Wolfcastle> "On a bed of money, with many beautiful ladies."
You were correct - and it wasn't AstroNoMy either.
Re: Finding Evidence ..
Hmm... restored or "restored"?
Re: Waiting for "Kinect: PRISM"
Why not just turn the thing around so it's facing the telly and not you?
"Ofcom also confirms the minority are wealthy, middle class (ABC1) and under 34 years old. Quite why the Whitehall bureaucrat should rush to the defence of a banker in his Docklands penthouse who is downloading torrents 24x7 remains a mystery. Thanks to Whitehall, he's now a member of what is possibly the most pampered group in Britain."
Exactly how is being part of that minority group "pampered" - what is he getting from the powers that be because he's a wealthy (i.e paying his own way rather than taking state handouts) middle class (i.e not attempting to push out a full football team from his loins) under 34 year old (so no fuel allowance, TV licence discount, free bus pass for him) male that NO ONE else can get?
Re: "how to deal with age verification online"
"My daughter (still at school) got a happy 23rd birthday message from facebook. Some work still needed there then."
Now now, there's no shame in being older than your teacher. It's clearly the US education system at fault!
But may I recommend she read a book some time soon?
Re: Come on 150GB a month
Or between 7 and 12 major game releases in a month via Steam/Origin etc. Max Payne 3 was recently on sale at £4 a pop, and that weighs in at 35GB. 150 a month is not a massive amount of data at all.
Re: silly argument
Because Steam has this function built in. You add a game to a 'wishlist' and Steam emails you when any titles on the list are discounted.
Re: Fired in Anger?
Perhaps it's a typo and he meant they were being launched from between Nantes and Le Mans?
Re: Outsourcing does not equal offshoring
"With over 11,000 employees and sixteen centres in the UK and offshore centres in India and Poland, Capita is one of the largest companies of its kind."
That doesn't mean anything. They could have 10,998 employees in 14 centres in India, and a bloke called Dave in Shrewsbury occasionally ringing Petr in Warsaw to make sure that he's not too lonely!
Re: Not looking too good
That's because Valve and Steam have sales with incredible regularity - games of a certain age are guaranteed to be sold at a price that reflects their actual value in these events, rather than the hugely inflated prices of the console games. Impulse purchases at £45 a pop don't happen, but at sub £10 Steam makes huge sales. That is why you don't hear Steam user complaints - if you wait long enough, it gets sold at a huge discount. This doesn't happen with 'new' (but ancient) console games.
When you pay less than £7 for a game in this event, you don't have to consider any lost 'resale' value due to the account-only feature inherent in Steam. I can count on my litle fingers the number of games I've been able to buy through Xbox Live for a similar price (and that was by exploiting a US site sale to get MGS 2+3 rather than Xbox uk).
If Live will emulate Steam with these sales is yet to be seen, but I'm going to guess that they won't.
That is why you don't hear Steam user complaints - if you wait long enough it gets sold at a huge discount.
Re: Unofficial CCTV
Plenty! Just have a flcik through my home movie collection!
Re: Rent the floor...
S&M club then. Lingerie models on one side, ancient cobwebby stonework and old machinery on the other. Readily available London weirdos with disposable cash and suspect interests (i.e. politicos) and you will be quids in.
Plus you can set your IT skills to rigging up the hidden CCTV to keep the brown envelopes rolling in!
Re: Cloud cuckoo land
I think it's more likely that a vast readership of the Register don't have any first hand experience of the living conditions, working conditions, work ethics, socio-economic environment or cultural backdrop of mainland China, so passing judgement about such things might be deemed unsavoury?
We hear about the huge factories, kilometres in size, and it sounds ghastly.
How can you criticise someone who is forced to endure that environment out of necessity?
Re: I think you'll also find...
And one does not simply WALK into Yate shopping centre.
No, I don't drink any coffee at all. Foul stuff.
Tea for me, unlimited volumes!
Ahhh an EXTRA 2 cups a day.
This makes sense now. As I partake only of tea, in constant supply without breaks, the idea of a measured serving of beverage is quite alien to me!
Am I being thick here?
248980/2 = 124490 days with coffee
124490/365 = 341 years.
Where does 227 come from?
I guess corporations don't benefit from interest either, and this is a priviledge afforded only to individuals huh?
Next stop for the War on <your political agenda here>
The Cayman Islands. Pack your sunscreen, marines! Hoorah!
Re: The police are as bad
Or they have been dialling xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx to try to reach you at work.
When they got no reply they tried calling you at yyy.yyy.yyy.yyy in case you were at the office...
Re: They're going to be banned in my house.
They'll just have to stand on the flowerbeds and peer in through the windows like the rest of us then.
I CAN SEE YOOOOOUUUU!
Re: why should you go round filming people
And you'll have all the witness in the queue formed behind him as well.
Re: fallacy of supply shortage
Ok, survey time:
Thumbs up if you tried to buy these tickets.
Thumbs down if you don't give a crap about it.
Creating the fallacy of supply shortage: Check
Choosing random sample and offering special treatment to drive the rapturous into paroxysms of joy: Check
Charging an arm and a leg for an uninspiring product or service: Check
Apple as usual, move along...
Goddamn that's a lot of typing errors. I blame Friday.
Well that the laptop wa stolen is not in dispute, and the relative cost to the insurer for of recovery of said laptop may well exceed the cost of a replacement (although being an Apple product, a return flight to Iran might well end up cheaper!).
I don't think his insurer would stretch its resources as far as liasing with Iranian police forces to retrieve it.
Re: Minor point
Oh if only he wasn't a British citizen and completely free of obligation to adhere to US laws...
Re: because everyone loves anecdotal evidence.
I know that my bank suggests I advise them when I'm leaving the country to avoid this sort of thing. They never accept the invitation to view my holiday snaps after though.
Time to get a hand on this
Literally. Thumb + forefinger print recognition along with a card and a PIN. Sadly it means we're going to be screwed over with feature creep etc ("I say Mr Chancellor, is that a big brown envelope you have there? would you like us to send this database anywhere special?") but the effort one would need to go to in order to fake it would virtually eliminate small scale shenanigans.
It's all in the eyes
The skin textures, the pores, the elasticity of movement - all of these are exceptional in Ira. But the glassy, permanently dewy and overly reflective eyeballs sink it every time.
Re: Her Mutt
Any pictures of said mutt? Not to be confused with her growler of course...
Not even as innocent at that - they're making up a number that theyhope will give the impression that while they do a VERY GOOD JOB with their current resources, there is still a measurable improvement (which is not an unreasonably large amount as to suggest they are not doing very well, but enough to make it worth investigating whether this improvement can be met) that could be gained if they receive MORE MONEY.
FUD 101 - suggest could be much worse if you weren't here, and even better if you pay me more, but completely theoretical and unproveable in all instances.
Re: Well, just don't look then
Ironic really, as digging very deep holes and learning how to survive in them would probably be our best shot at surviving the impact of such an asteroid which we are deliberately trying NOT to see!
Re: Seen it happen on a 64GB card
I hope he did - downsizing workers is meant to be a HR job.
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