* Posts by Bleu

860 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jun 2012

Amazon creating 500 ‘fulfilling’ jobs in the UK

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They also do the

mechanical Turk, sure as hell inhuman. How much money Bezos extracts from that, I have no idea, fact is, various parties are using and paying for the second-rate services of Amazon's mechanical Turk. Of course, neither mechanical nor Turkish.

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I want a job in hell

At an Amazon warehouse.

Not really.

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Re: "fun, past-paced warehouse environment"

'Fun' and 'warehouse' are a contradiction in terms, unless of course, your friends also work there, and you have the chance of a smoke break along the dismal day.

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Re: So...

This is amazing. We have several commenters claiming to have worked in intolerably hot conditions.

Come to think of it, so have I, and would not willingly do it again.

I am not to be the 'net detective, but it is hard not to suspect some of those commentards of shilling for Amazon.

After all, there are scores of shills for Apple, why not a few for Amazon?

ALIEN HUNT: Water similar to life-bearing Earth lakes FOUND ON MOON of Saturn

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Re: Good lord, you are hitting new lows

Absolutely, it is my expert opinion on the poor quality of writing on what is clearly a copy-and-paste job by a rather dim bulb.

I am amused that I get so many down-votes for pointing out obvious idiocies like 'salt, if you didn't know, is NaCl'.

If you have a basic education, revisit the article, contemplate just how stupid it is, then tell me 'tut tut'.

Bleu

Good lord, you are hitting new lows

as presumably a paid reg 'writer'.

Not to mention the clunky style, all of the quotes below are insults to the intelligence or knowledge of any Regtard who isn't just hanging around for the occasional humour value, or as a school-aged troll having some time off.

'the pH value - the acidity or alkalinity'

No shit, thanks for your enlightening words.

'scientists to determine Enceladus' potential for acquiring and hosting life.'

WTF is that supposed to mean, although I suppose that there, you are just quoting whatever source you made your 'article' from.

'the same sodium chloride (NaCl) salt as our oceans here on Earth do, but additional sodium carbonate (Na2CO3)'

You may be an idiot, most readers here are not. Are you being paid by the letter? Way to sound like a condescending fool.

Facebook echo chamber: Or, the British media and the election

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Re: @Omwhateverthatis: I read somewhere...

Does 'ESA benefit' mean European Space Agency benefit?

Were you secretly a euro-astronaut?

Enquiring minds want to know.

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The interesting tech. biz angle

would have been the presence of faescesbook and twatter people in the ITV live commentary group.

Being of another country, I didn't watch it, but did read about it.

An unpleasant surprise.

Singapore's prime minister releases source code for his hand-coded Sudoku-solver

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Re: Not bad

It's not so much a paradigm, but intended to allow more readability in the many languages that allow it or aren't based on models that exclude it.

That, plus a little comment to explain what the loop variable is to count and why, a declaration leaves a neater space and is a better place to describe the variable in a comment, must be so out-of-fashion now.

Can't go trying to write readable programs, can we?

'Android on Windows': Microsoft tightens noose around neck, climbs on chair

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Many interesting comments

MS was second-rate from the start, but they gave a generation of unqualified and clueless IT managers a creed: nobody gets fired for buying Microsoft.

To their credit, though, they did turn it into a great gaming platform (eventually, I'm surely not the only one to recall how lame their early efforts looked in comparison with, say, games on a Commodore 64).

Good dev. tools, I would always want a *nix or *nux on the desktop, but would not do without Windoze too. Too many programs I like that won't run on anything else.

As for phone OS wars, really, who cares? I do like many Android programs, don't mind paying, but am disturbed by the chunk that goes to the Google monster. At least they are not as greedy as Apple (30%, FFS).

I would not even be writing this if I had not broken the USB port of my iTron phone, which I still prefer in many ways, and keep charged for the alarm, camera, and old downloads.

Would be writing something slightly, but not much, different.

Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

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Upper- and middle-class

tattoos are so ugly.

This is certainly a feature, not a bug.

Nice headline.

SpaceX in MONEY RING shot, no spare juice for tail backdown this time

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Re: Watched the launch...

I have. Mentioned in an earlier comment, had to drive for about two hours to get there.

It was at the number two site, in southern Kyushu, the launch was of the Nozomi (Hope), to Mars.

At such a beautiful site, and in the early hours (about three in the morning), it was breathtaking.

I still feel sad about Nozomi, the agency's people did a wonderful job of getting it there late, despite problems, only to be ordered by the IAU to forget it, as there was a chance of it hitting Mars and it hadn't been sterilized to the required level.

Tears still, writing this.

More on our rockets, the pencil rocket, a tiny thing launched in 1955, is being billed around the station nearest where it was first launched as 'The Japan's first rocket', with, of course, a cute mascot.

Forgetting the war-time human-guided ones and the history of fireworks.

The pencil rocket programme is interesting, JAXA has a little on it in English for the majority of Regtards. It was quite close to the fireworks level, but metal, and the first step in a pretty successful programme.

The Apple Watch: Throbbing strap-on with a knurled knob

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Must disagree

We think of clockwork as analogue, but it really is not. The hands may all appear to sweep smoothly, but that is artifice, they are driven by a mechanical oscillator (pendulum, spring recoil, etc.) that pulses at a certain rate.

I liked programming assembler most of all, it is just like clockwork.

Some of the earlier electronic methods (out of use) might more aptly be described as analogue.

All this talk of watches, I have two at hand, but it really makes me want to find my old Seiko (battery, not Kinetic) and Swiss self-winder.

Still have them.

Never buying a 'smart-watch', like to read a map and ask people instead of staring at a display and living in a bubble.

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Thx 45RPM

Did see some publicity for it while ago, but forgot.

Bleu

You have an

electronic self-charging watch?

Sorry, don't believe it.

Which invalidates your post.

Better thinking on your next comedic brainstorm, you may have a little to say.

Bleu

'the right track, a small functional module that can be incorporated into a traditional analogue watch'

You are wrong on so many counts.

Clockwork is not analog. It is digital, just not binary.

Analog timepieces are sundials, sand or liquid~based timers, I am sure there are others.

How do you propose to economically place a digital electronics module in a clockwork watch and leave the beauty of the watch intact?

Granted, it could be done, but can't see the point.

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Re: Your cringeworthy article implies

Seems to have liked it too much to have sold it.

14 down-votes (so far). Must have been a recruiting drive on Apple fan fora. Although, interestingly, this is the second time I've made a very negative comment about an article, and the first also got an instant 14 Down's syndromers. Perhaps it is an automated function.

A further quibble, the claim of a 'hirsute wrist'. Are the photos of the magical device being worn all taken with it worn by someone else, or just altered to remove any evidence of hair?

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Re: I'll...

A year in the future.

'iOS 8 wiii no longer support the Apple Watch, but by then, your watch battery will be dead, so hey guys, just support us by throwing more of your cash our way. Just buy the latest one! Apple's gratitude to you, our valued mark, is unlimited!'

I recommend checking the repair plans, FFS, talk about gouging.

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Re: Obvious reasons

... and a very rapid and cynical cycle of planned obsolescence.

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Your cringeworthy article implies

that you bought the thing or the reg. bought it for you.

How hideous.

Did Apple promise to later slip you a cheque out of gratitude for your unstinting praise?

C++ Daddy Bjarne Stroustrup outlines directions for v17

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Re: New Keywords

Are these #pragmas or just comments?

I'll throw in 'perhaps' and 'wish_and_prayer'.

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C++ is the knees of a bee

for sheer sumptuousness of ways to write unintelligible code.

Sure, you can do even better with Perl, but those folks do it for the pure art of play, and it's in a different dimension of languages (translated, not compiled, meant for the quick fix, natter, natter).

Stroustrop likes to imagine that his book is up there with K & R's.

It is not, it is an opaque mess, his attitude is to talk down to the lowly reader.

Anyone unfortunate enough to have worked with early C++ will know that half the stuff in the book that isn't C JUST DID NOT WORK for years.

Since they finally made most of it work, there has been a never-ending effort to pile on more and more ways to write unreadable code.

Dumb terminals

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Re: Dumb terminals

A pithier reply is in order.

miket82 hasn't the slightest idea what a dumb terminal is or was.

Way to display ignorance.

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Re: Dumb terminals

I think you are talking about something completely different.

A smart terminal had the hardware to handle things like scrolling and moving the cursor around in text.

A dumb terminal had a single active line at the bottom of the screen, display only above that.

Both were intended for use with something else, a mini or mainframe, or later, a workstation network.

I had to use a dumb terminal once during my thesis, because all of the other machines were taken. An interesting experience. It was hooked up to a workstation network.

My favourite smart terminals were the ones from IBM, hooked up to one of their mainframes. Very impressive!

I think that, by dumb terminal, you mean what thin client used to mean.

Welcome, stranger: Inside Microsoft's command line shell

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Having had a Unix and proprietary mainframe

upbringing, and micros at home, I am less than impressed by Microsoft's efforts on the shell and command-line fronts.

After all, there was clearly a fight over whether or not to continue it at all. Nice to see that sanity prevailed.

That said, its roots in DOS are very clear, it isn't much good as a consequence. Also, useful.

The huge flaw in Moore’s Law? It's NOT a law after all

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Re: Spelling Police

It's called semi-literacy.

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Re: Spelling Police

Paid by the word, perhaps? I can't stand the '... count' expressions, must be the influence of Sesame Street.

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Re: Thank you...

Please check my one non-reply post on this thread, it is concise and to the point.

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Re: It was only a law because it rhymes with Moore....

De rigeur mortis?

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Re: Legacy

I, for one, avoid facebook like the plague, but they probably have a dossier on me, from morons using it mentioning me, and from my occasionally checking pages there because people don't bother updating their websites with 'what's on' information, instead doing it all through faescesbook and twatter.

Facebook has frequently been said to keep non-user profiles.

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Moore's law

may have started out as a description of a phenomenon.

It is now a law of the other type.

That's why industry groups draw up 'road maps' for integration density and so on.

It is a a law that is enforced by concensus.

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Re: Spelling Police

It's concatenation, not catenation.

Catenation is a term in chemistry. A url is not language. Running words together as in the article and several comments is simple ineptitude (although I'll grant that a commentor may have had the intention of highlighting the writer's ineptitude).

You've done a good job of highlighting your own ineptitude with misuse of 'catenation' and not knowing 'concatenation'.

What kind of techie are you?

Philip Glass tells all and Lovelace and Babbage get the comic novel treatment

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Re: Another Glass anecdote

Don't believe it for a second.

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Re: Not rambling

There was a plan to do a Hollywood remake, thankfully cancelled for economic reasons, the Schrader movie is a masterpiece. Glass soundtrack matches it in many parts.

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Not rambling

just repetitive and bombastic.

Generally overrated.

I will again recommend Schrader's Mishima, a Life in Four Parts, and the Glass soundtrack.

The movie was long-banned here, because his widow has sway with the habitual ruling party, and members and friends of the party don't like like the brief depiction of his gay side.

For goodness sakes, it was a central theme in his own novel.

I recommend Mishima, a Life in Four Parts, to all Regtards, it is a brilliant movie, and IMHO, work of Glass on the soundtrack, not always great, is great in many places.

There was a pJa

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Re: Bowie's Low

However, that was where I became convinced that Glass was generally the Emperor's new clothes type of person.

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Re: Bowie's Low

Actually, I think it was Low and Heroes. Not worth detailed recollection. The ambient bits on the originals were brilliant, subjected to the Glass '123' treatment, they quickly become tiring.

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I agree

but there are exceptions, check the Mishima movie by Schrader, much or most of the soundtrack stands up well without the movie.

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Re: Overrated...

The smaller one was completed, the one to do calculus calculations, if I recall correctly.

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Bowie's Low

Glass's take on that was abysmally dull.

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Re: Overrated...

Glass sure is overrated in general.

I liked Einstein on the Beach many years ago. Ashamed of my lack of taste at the time, now.

Still love his soundtrack to Schrader's Mishima, a Life in Four Parts. Some is dull, most is very fitting and really works well with the film. ... but that is a movie soundtrack, presumably not what Glass would like to be remembered for.

Favourite for me.

Mega fatcat Kim Dotcom in deportation drama over SPEEDING ticket

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Re: Disgusting article

14 eejits to do the thumbs down. Quite the achievement on my part, if I do say so myself.

... and all over an inoccuous post.

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Disgusting article

This dot com has a real name,

and the Reg should relegate you to 'comments only' ASAP.

WW2 German Enigma machine auctioned for record-breaking price

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Why

do you think Ada Countess Lovelace a software developer? She developed vague ideas for things to do on the Babbage machines, but none were realised.

My fave old computers, and earliest to really deserve a place, are Zuse. Someone must make a simulator.

Seriously, I would love to be contradicted, what did Countess Lovelace come up with in programming or language design that flowed into or influenced the current era?

Did Babbage influence computers of now?

I really think that he did not.

Bleu

Why

do you think Ada Countess Lovelace a software developer? She developed vague ideas for things to do on the Babbage machines, but none were realised.

My fave old computers, and earliest to really deserve a place, are Zuse. Someone must make a simulator.

Seriously, I would love to be contradicted, what did Countless Lovelace come up with in programming or language design that flowed into or influenced the current era?

Nothing. Like Babbage.

Bleu

Since this part of the thread is completely

off-topic, I will add an on-topic reminder that Poles did much of the work on working out how Enigma (an ingenious design itself) worked. They did not just hand over a captured machine that they didn't comprehend to their intellectual betters at Bletchly Park, they understood how it worked, and explained that.

Earlier this evening, I was sorry for a rat (animal) for the first time in my life. A back-street going home from work at times, central Tokyo, often saw the rat. Not the nasty type.

The rat appeared briefly this evening, it looked pitiable, I really do not like rats, but I was moved by how it had been injured. Its movements were painful and it clearly had sense of mortality.

Then I saw the reason, a big cat, not quite domestic.

I hate the cat cult on the 'net, and the cat concerned would never qualify, but that is where cats do good, although I had seen that particular (lab I think) rat so many times, I was sorry to see it limping along last night, it was so pathetic in the original sense of the word, clearly injured.

Woman caught on CCTV performing drunken BJ blew right to privacy

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Re: Harmed her social life and job prospects?

Although I am pleased to hear 'sound like the Irish', thank you.

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Re: Harmed her social life and job prospects?

Was the bottle full or empty? Was your bladder full or empty? Did you have a companion in whose penis you had a reason to have an interest?

No, thought not. Cannot see the relevance of your post.

WikiLeaks reveals searchable trove of Sony Pictures documents

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Bubble

Sony buying media assets in the boom years now has the media tail wagging the tech dog.

Springer was/is a moron.

Morita would be spinning in his grave if he saw what Sony as a tech-media combo has become.

They still design and make many great products, video cameras, walkman, phones, game machines, etc.

That is handled by what is now the Japanese branch, with little support, much hindrance, and giant costs from the overpaid and inept American and European 'manager' types who now appear to be in control (look at the names in the linked articles).

Another factor for Sony is US media control, so when the latest Playstation doesn't randomly catch fire or crash like the latest X Box, thousands of US trolls raise their voices as loud as they can on the 'net to berate Sony's superior product.

Likewise, Sony in Japan has made many superior players, media devices, US state-supported Apple push (and I would extend that to MS and Google) means that people in many places are so bombarded by propaganda as not to seek an alternative.

As for this leak, it is rather amusing, but it would be nice to see the real tech Sony made by Morita separate from the morons controlling the company from the media-holdings side.

All of the fake claims that Assange did anything wrong in Sweden are the usual crap, groupies were around, he tupped them, they even boasted about it at the time.