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Do YOU work at Microsoft? Um. Are you SURE about that?

jbernardo

Re: Sad, but hardly surprising

I think you might be wrong in respect to the lack of Microsoft fans. You'll find quite a few here in the reg, even windows phone fans. Just because you haven't found any in real life it doesn't mean that they don't exist. Just look at the comments and the votes on any windows phone article here.

I've met one, at least (I hope that the fact that he is a phb doesn't disqualify him automatically).

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Yelp files competition complaint against Google search biz in EU

jbernardo

Re: Who, What, Why

Yelp is a ratings/review site that has been accused of extortionist practices by some small businesses - http://articles.latimes.com/2014/mar/31/business/la-fi-lazarus-20140401.

Having said that, I don't know how true the accusations are, and I've used it often when I am searching for a nice restaurant. They do have a decent directory with good customer reviews. I have yet to understand what is their beef with Google, though. To me the business models don't seem to overlap, only touch in places. In fact, I found Yelp ratings through a Google search.

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Windows 7, XP and even Vista GAIN market share again

jbernardo

Re: XP

"At least she's not surfing the 'net with a variety of cheese, most notable for a regional specialisation made with buffalo milk."

I'm afraid only Italians (or those who have lived in Italy) will get that, but it sure made me laugh, have my upvote!

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Microsoft is still touting Android smartphones – meet the new Nokia X2

jbernardo

Performance?

Knowing that the X is an absolute dog, with terrible lag, how is the X2? One would expect that the extra memory and slightly faster CPU would help.

How does it compare, for example, to Sony's last year Xperia M dual, which has nearly similar (a bit superior, but not much) specs, and a cleaner, lighter android with the full app store?

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Twitter for iOS embraces Bing Translate in time for World Cup 2014

jbernardo

Unfortunately, that is also my experience. While Google translate has issues with slang and abbreviations, Bing translate has issues with almost everything in most languages outside of German, Spanish and French. For those three it is almost at Google level. Don't take my word for it, just try on Facebook to use the translate link to try to understand Dutch, or Slovenian, or Croatian...

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Microsoft promises no snooping in new fine print for web services

jbernardo

Re: Target advertising?

It isn't a revenue stream - but it is something that they have done (see how they caught their employee that leaked Windows 8), and will keep on doing, with a self-appointed "oversee" committee deciding when they can access any individual's email, chats, etc. I find that individual snooping more scary than an automated script travelling through my emails to serve target advertising.

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jbernardo
Windows

Target advertising?

Of course they won't, it isn't their business!

Now, snooping your emails and chats to find out if you're having non-autorized chats with one of their employees, on the other hand...

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Wintel pincers to squeeze iPads out of BYOD

jbernardo
Windows

Will users swallow it?

IT departments might bite, if the PHB forces them to, but then probably the company supplied slab will only replace the company supplied laptop. Users see windows as that blue screen thing, cranky and cumbersome. They buy iPads and Android tablets, not TIFKAM lap warmers. Users will use wintel when forced to, but will still use Android/iOS when they have a choice, and have their apps and games on iOS and Android by now.

This might kill BYOD - but won't stop users from carrying their own tablets and smartphones, and using them over 3G/4G, if the company wifi is suddenly for wintel only again.

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Mobe-orists, beware: Stroking while driving could land you a £4k fine

jbernardo

GPS?

I do hope that using your mobe dash-mounted as a GPS unit is excepted from the offences...

But for texting idiots, the fines seem too low.

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The enemy of my enemy is my, well, temporary ally: Apple and Microsoft in pact against Google

jbernardo
Facepalm

And the top query on bing will be...

"How to change search to google on Mac"

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Skype to become 'Star Trek' style real-time translator, says Redmond

jbernardo

Re: With Bing Translator?

Beer? I'd say you'll need something a lot stronger. At least I did, after trying the "translation" in Facebook...

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Samsung will ... sigh ... appeal $119m Apple patent verdict

jbernardo
Holmes

Samsung probably hopes

That the appeal will be handled by a less biased judge, or at least one that wasn't an employee of an apple "associate".

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Judge halts spread of zombie Nortel patents to Texas in Google trial

jbernardo
Happy

What a difference it makes

What a difference it makes, to have a judge other than judge Lucy on a ip case. Maybe this time we can hope for a real trial and that the patent troll will be duly spanked at the end of it?

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NORKS' own smartmobe pegged as Chinese landfill Android

jbernardo

Re: 7658MB RAM

Beat me to it... Anyway, seems like decent specs even if it is 768MB.

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Google kills fake anti-virus app that hit No. 1 on Play charts

jbernardo

Re: Is this the same Android AV scanner...

I don't know if root cloak works with Sky GO, but you might want to investigate that. It sure does work with Belgacom's TV Partout.

I root all mine/family phones as soon as the battery is charged, to be able to install adaway, titanium backup, and cerberus/lookout. Also to be able to revert google's incredibly dumb decisions in Kitkat re external storage.

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jbernardo
Trollface

Re: Is this the same Android AV scanner...

Are you telling us you didn't root your phone and installed AdAway? Please return your silver badge, you don't deserve it...

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Italy has a clumsy new pirate-choker law. But can anyone do better?

jbernardo

How easily the DMCA gets abused

In my original country it is used by a private sports tv network, affiliated with one of the soccer clubs, to routinely get pulled any videos that show referee "errors", unsanctioned aggressions, etc. Even if they are a few seconds clips, as long as it shows the associated club in a bad light, the videos get immediate complains to google/youtube, who too quickly tears them down without any qualms or way to appeal.

And you think there is a need for google to do more to "protect" IP "creators"?

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HTC One M8: Reg man takes spin in Alfa Romeo of smartphone world

jbernardo
Unhappy

Re: SD card? Finally

Unfortunately, now google has managed to break most use cases for the SD card with the WRITE_MEDIA_STORAGE idiocy in kitkat. This article on android police - http://www.androidpolice.com/2014/02/17/external-blues-google-has-brought-big-changes-to-sd-cards-in-kitkat-and-even-samsung-may-be-implementing-them/ - explains well what happened, if you ignore the apologetic last paragraph.

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Keep your quinoa, hipsters: Boffins back healthy slabs of choc

jbernardo

Re: So is it ok to chew coca leaves now?

"cacao" is the closest to the original Olmec pronunciation. "cocoa" is supposedly an english misspelling that never got corrected. Latin languages still use "cacao".

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jbernardo

Re: What chocolate?

:) But cadbury's stuff (as well as almost anything else by krap, pardon, kraft foods) usually has only 20%. Not that I happen to have a 360g fruit & nut bar here, of course.

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jbernardo

What chocolate?

Was the study made on dark chocolate (over 70% cocoa)? Or on the crap now called chocolate, with less than 30% of cocoa?

And don't get me started on what passes for chocolate in the states, I really wonder what they tested in the Louisiana State University...

Maybe they did the smart thing and studied the microbes action on pure cocoa, but then one has to wonder how this will apply to the real world stuff.

PS: After reading the original study, it is clear they chose the third option - "The team tested three cocoa powders using a model digestive tract" - even if the study speaks of dark chocolate.

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Roll up, roll up for the Commentards' Ball

jbernardo

Re: Well done El Reg

A bit difficult to be there on a week day, I'll probably drink a Belgian beer then.

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X-rated Android antics: Motorola's Moto X puts boot in chunky brother

jbernardo

" the Galaxy's amoled screen is virtually impossible to read in direct sunlight (in Australia anyway)."

I had the same experience in a country with decent sunlight (Italy), however in Brussels the screen is very easy too read in the rare instances we have sunlight. I imagine it is the same in the UK.

Sunlight (intensity) isn't a constant, strangely...

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Satya Nadella shakes up Microsoft, appoints 'Scroogled' man Mark Penn as strategy chief

jbernardo
FAIL

Scroogled

"Penn is known to be the mastermind behind Microsoft's “Scroogled” anti-Google campaign" - and is this idiot that now is promoted to chief strategy officer?

This is almost as great news as if they had made flop CEO - at least to anyone wishing to see microsoft fail!

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EC officials voice doubts about Almunia's planned Google settlement deal

jbernardo
WTF?

Optional

Pot, meet kettle.

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Bad luck, n00bs: Mozilla to splurge ADS inside empty Firefox tiles

jbernardo
Joke

Australis and now this?

They really are being paid by google to drive users to abandon firefox for chrome, right?

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Mozilla takes a page from Google with sync-friendly Firefox Accounts

jbernardo

Re: I followed that 'Australis' link.

Take a look at https://wiki.mozilla.org/Features/Desktop and weep. Even a copy of the chrome menu is about to be forced on the remainin firefox users. It seems to have failed version 25 (27 on linux still doesn't have the australis tabs and this) but seems to be nearly ready.

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jbernardo

Australis as default?

I agree the sync is clunky, it could be made a lot simpler. But australis? What is the reason for this obsession with "simple" interfaces? Didn't anyone learn anything from the windows 8/unity/gnome 3 less than enthusiastic reception?

Slashdot is doing the same crap (and about to lose their main asset, the commentators). Have the Fischer Price interface designers taken over the world?

Why don't the mozilla devs fix the issues instead of playing with the interface and ruining the usage for non-retard users? Oh well, I guess I shouldn't expect much, since some of the issues are self inflicted, like breaking the ESC key handling (http://blog.ffextensionguru.com/2013/01/11/changes-to-esc-key-behavior/).

Oh well, I've dropped mozilla on Android (dolphin is decent and has some plugin support) so I'll probably drop firefox on the desktop as soon as they make australis the default. If I am forced to use a "simplified" interface, I might as well switch to chromium.

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This THREESOME is a HANDFUL: It’s the Asus Transformer Book Trio

jbernardo

Just wish

Just wish you had tried Linux on the dock part. Even only booting from an USB stick, to be able to give us an expectation on how well supported (or not) it could be if one opts to install Linux instead of the supplied W8.

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Microsoft-backed lobby group demands market test of Google's proposed 'search fix'

jbernardo
Happy

Almost

That previous to last paragraph almost convinced me to downvote you.

Almost...

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jbernardo
FAIL

Re: Sod off, microsoft

Bzzzzt - wrong. To use Bing and IE you just use the stuff that came with the OS. To use Google you need to do a conscious choice, if you're using the browser bundled with the most used PC OS. You need to go to the site or even change the default search engine in IE. If you want to use another browser you also need to do a conscious choice and search and download it. You can more easily make a case for Bing being anti-competitive than Google.

As for biased choice - I'd rather Google continues keeping link farms and Bing low in the search results. If Google sites are the most relevant, then why not show them first?

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jbernardo
WTF?

Sod off, microsoft

If we wanted your sorry excuse for a search site, we'd be using it. As is, even clueless joe sixpack actively changes his browser search engine from bing to google. No amount of bribery^wlobying will change that.

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UK picks Open Document Format for all government files

jbernardo

Re: in practice...

Hey Vogon,

You forgot to post this one as anonymous, as you did the previous 5, including your typical lies about Munich municipality dumping MS crap... Why you still insist I don't know, we know your writing style by now...

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Lenovo reveals convertible Chromebook

jbernardo

Yoga chromebook

Looks like the laptop I'll buy for my kids. No windows, so no need for anti-virus and other bloat, small, light and flexible, and powerful enough for their needs in primary and secondary school.

Finally I'll be able to replace their ageing Aspire One (running Kubuntu). The only drawback I can see is if it is locked to ChromeOS, lets hope it isn't.

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Google Glass driver told she CAN wear techno-specs while on the road

jbernardo

Autobahn speed limits

I thought it was common knowledge that some parts of some German autobahns had no speed limits. It is a typical tourist attraction for young males from neighbouring countries. Just remember that where there is a speed limit you'd better drive at a speed under it, the fines are rather high!

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jbernardo
Happy

Re: Clearly the cop was corrupt

It was a small attempt at irony, yes. Not all Prius owners are anal retentive fuel savers (at least I hope).

I bought mine more mostly for overall comfort, but above all the great transmission/gear box, which makes it the less stressing car I've done 10+ hour drives in. I just wish I could have afforded the radar controlled cruise control. The missus loving the car had nothing to do with my choice, I swear!

Of course, as the kids grow up I am thinking that investing on some kind of separation partition between front and back seats (fully audio isolated, of course) would have been a wiser choice.

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jbernardo

Re: Clearly the cop was corrupt

On German motorways I've driven mine (a 2010 Prius fully loaded with wife and kids) at 100 mph (160 km/h as measured by the gps). I wanted to see if it could go faster, but the wife was already complaining, so I kept at that speed. I must say that in "power" mode it handles those speeds better than I expected. Of course, suddenly it is spending almost double the normal fuel consumption, but who cares...

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Light, fast ... and pricey: Toshiba's Portégé Z30 – now THIS is an Ultrabook

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Didn't get a Nook for Xmas? That's OK, hardly anyone else did, either

jbernardo

Re: I got one for Christmas........

Seems like I need to sideload the nook app... You got these from the nook store?

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jbernardo

Re: Grab one before they disappear

You'll get a much faster, more fluid interface, but you'll lose the nook app. You can ever overclock the HD to the HD+ clock speed, without apparently any ill effect. For games and browsing there is a small, but noticeable speed advantage. But I'd advise waiting for the CM11 official nightlies, even if verigreen's unofficial version seems to be extremely stable and fast.

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jbernardo

Grab one before they disappear

I managed to get a HD+ despite B&N efforts not to sell it to anyone outside UK. It is a very nice tablet, decent CPU, great full HD screen, excellent value for money at £149 for the 32GB version. The only "defect" is B&N customisations, but you can always install cyanogenmod. And with CM11 it flies, it is even better.

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Pre-Xmas phone numbers: Apple slips, Windows Phone grabs 1 in 10 new sales

jbernardo

Re: Credibility = none

And of course, as in "The Island" they used a "MSN Search", it now should be the main search engine in the world, right?

Please, look up "product placement" one of these days.

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Ubuntu unleashes dual boot tool for Android mobes'n'slabs

jbernardo
Trollface

Optional

Well, now that Nokia is no more and Elop finished his job, Microsoft could put an OS people do want on the Lumia and get them to sell for a profit at last. Oh well, it is nice to dream...

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Google lets users slurp own Gmail, Calendar data

jbernardo

Re: They only do it because they legally have to.

Nice rant. Now try to download your data from facebook, or your email from hotmail, and tell us how to do it.

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Think Amazon is CHEAP? Just take a look at these cloudy graphs...

jbernardo

What about EU hosted cloud?

I know that your MPs don't care, but I'd rather see a comparison of cloud providers that are able to respect EU privacy laws, leaving out any that have to bend over to the USA.

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DEATH-PROOF your old XP netbook: 5 OSes to bring it back to life

jbernardo

Re: Netbooks

Well, it all depends.

I have my old AAO, put a 1GB DIMM in it so that it now has 1.5GB and replaced the slow 8GB SSD by a slightly less slow 32GB CFCard with an IDE to ZIF adapter. Added a 6 cell battery. Installed kubuntu, enabled the plasma netbook interface, and my daughter is now using it for her school work without complaints apart from the crappy low res screen. Still have XP in a partition (7 won't install in a "removable" drive) and it is slow as molasses. Kubuntu is not fast, but usable.

Toshiba NB550 - replaced the 2GB DIMM with a 8GB one, "upgraded" windows 7 to 8 (now 8.1) to take advantage of the low launch price to get the pro edition, since 7 starter edition is unusable. Still a lot slower than Arch Linux on the second partition, but almost usable with classic shell. Tried the fisher price interface for some time, but it is even less usable than on windows phone, and still fugly.

I've also replaced the original LCD with a 1366x768 one, and it does make a difference. Unfortunately, windows 8 is still atrociously slow. Gets to the desktop quickly, but then... Having the same number of tabs open in firefox as I usually do in arch (20+ tabs) almost kills the machine in w8.

The Toshiba has been my work laptop for the last year and half, on the train or connected to a screen in the office, and is now being replaced by a Nook HD+ with a bluetooth keyboard. Half the weight, and MobiSystems OfficeSuite Pro is now good enough on Android to replace LibreOffice, with the free QuickOffice also a good alternative. And all these three are ribbon free and can write MS Office compatible formats, so it is a win-win situation.

I also had an asus 1101ha, which convinced me never to buy intel again after the way the handled the whole poulsbo debacle, but it now no longer charges (and I don't have surface mount soldering tools and skills to replace the power socket on the MB). Too bad, the screen is better than the AAO.

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Sonos and I: How home media playback just gets SO FRUSTRATING

jbernardo

Re: Already available

No idea why anyone would down vote you, as it is a sensible solution. I have openelec on two mini PCs (atom ion chipset) , connected to amps and TV, just for that. Completely independent music and video on each room. An Android remote controls each using the wifi, switching between media centres without any issue. Surely it is flexible enough and cheap enough?

Or is that the problem, that it won't be in the same price range as the monster cables? :D

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Hey, is that CSI: Hackers on TV? Oh, it's Microsoft's Cybercrime Center

jbernardo

Re: Talking of CSI

I can only guess it will look as ridiculous and dated in a few years as the "MSN Search" "product placement" looks now in "The island".

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Firefox OS update adds performance, polish to Mozilla's webby mobes

jbernardo

Interesting

It has wifi hotspot, so now I only need to find one with dual sim support. Like that I am set until Nellie manages to kill roaming charges...

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Apple ban win: Now you can't buy Samsung gear no one was buying

jbernardo
FAIL

Re: The ITC moves too slowly for it to matter either way

The typical excuse of the itards... So now, asking for the exact same thing that Samsung asked everybody else isn't Fair because apple didn't want to pay anything at all?

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