* Posts by Measurer

171 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jan 2012

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SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

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In space, no-one can hear you giggle uncontrollably and fall down (or in my case on whisky, get a bit punchy)...

Astroboffins EYEBALL 13 BEELLION-year-old galaxy far, far, farthest away from Earth

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Re: The usual definition of "observable Universe" includes being observable.

Is my oil filler cap down there as well, frickin black holes!

Samsung smart fridge leaves Gmail logins open to attack

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Re: IoT crazy

Ooohhh.... Windows calls it the 'Recycle Bin'. Never do a restore!

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Re: IoT crazy

The man from Del-Monte may have found that usefule

Boffins dump the fluids to build solid state lithium battery

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Phrase envy!

Most of us can only dream of being able to say, in all seriousness, in a room full of our peers, and I'm sure while staring into the middle distance whilst assuming a hands on hip stance....

"That paradigm has been overthrown."

Who said boffins can't do drama

AWESOME!

It's 2015, and someone can pwn Windows PCs by inserting a USB stick

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Joke

Re: I suggest

I'm an instantiated object...

Intel left a fascinating security flaw in its chips for 16 years – here's how to exploit it

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Holmes

Re: Re. NSA

Never leave an input floating! Either pull it to a defined voltage via a suitable resistor, or KNOW that internally its been done.

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Genuine question!

Back in the dim and distant, when I was messing with Z80 CPU dev kits with PIO's for my HNC, the PIO control registers (to generate NMI's on particular input combinations etc.), were at fixed addresses and not mapped (or remappable) to memory locations. I realise I'm comparing a dingy to a supertanker, but why on a Pentium class CPU is the APIC control register mapped to memory and not at some hard coded address which is off limits to anything other than the SMM?

Big, ugly, heavy laptops are surprise PC sales sweet spot

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CAD Portability

AT a previous employer, the CAD engineers were upgrading to hefty (Dell I think) certified laptops back in 2006 ish. The ability to actually model on the fly (as opposed to just review lightweight cad models) when at a customers / suppliers site, or when on the shop floor and engineers are looking at how prototype assemblies are going together is a massive benefit to any company.

You don't need the internet to do truly effective 'collaborative' development, if you have the tools at your fingertips and are prepared to travel and sit down with stakeholders to get the job done effectively.

FireEye intern nailed in Darkode downfall was VXer, say the Feds

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....and in other news

Quis custodiet ipsos custodies

Self perpetuating industry

Yawn...

Five lightweight Linux desktop worlds for extreme open-sourcers

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Re: I'm with you

My P.C is coming up to its 10 year anniversary:

AMD X4200 (64bit, 2 x core)

1GB RAM

Parallel ATA 80GB hard drive (Mint Mate)

SATA 80GB (Win XP)

2 x Nvidia 6600 GT in SLI config

I've just upgraded from Mint Mate 17.1 to 17.2 and it flies along on bootup (grub menu to logon screen in 2/3 the time of my XP installation installed on a separate SATA drive). Running Compiz etc. presents no problems, overall really slick for everything other than gaming.

Evil NSA runs on saintly Linux, Apache, MySQL

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Black Helicopters

Sshhh...

Mr Torvalds has

It's all downhill from here: Avalanche spins STT-RAM

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Facepalm

Oh great...

Instant resume from power down, straight back to that pron (or insert sensitive data) you weren't surfing! There are advantages to volatile memory.

Microsoft picks up shotgun, walks 'Modern apps' behind the shed

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I'd be happy...

If they could get the desktop app. to shut down elegantly when you shutdown windows (7 that is).

It's 2015 and hackers can hijack your Windows PC if you watch a web video

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Up vote for use of the term 'cum-puddle'!

Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

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Re: Hmm...

Builder: ...and what are you planning on flying off the flight deck to determine when the flood is receding. If it's one of those bloody expensive VSTOL doves then I'll have to add a ski jump....

Boeing 787 software bug can shut down planes' generators IN FLIGHT

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Airbus definition of 'fail safe'....

...was obviously not pilfered by the NSA, via the German Security Service. The yanks do not know what 'fail safe' means, as I have repeatedly been reminded of every time I speak to a U.S engineer about safety systems on machinery.

Big Blue boffins claim quantum computing measurement leap

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Re: Somethings in there....

Or a superposition of the two? My head hurts.....

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Somethings in there....

Sounds like a budgie's got in their box, and is definitely alive (therefore the cat must be dead).

RADIOACTIVE WWII aircraft carrier FOUND OFF CALIFORNIA

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That's it...

This James Delgado's got a great job, consisting of:

1. A Government department sinks something in the Pacific, without recording where they did it.

2. A period of time later a different Government department declares that these vessels are historic.

3. James Delgado and his chums get a nice big boat with lots of toys to play with for a period of time, in order to find these self declared 'historic' relics.

What is the point?

Am I being just a wee bit too cynical.....

NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

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Lets hope that none of Clyde's ashes find their way into the dust analyser by accident, eh....

Bloke hits armadillo AND mother-in-law with single 9mm round

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Mushroom

Insufficient Ordnance!

Surprised he didn't go straight for the Hellfire missile, wot he bought down the local hardware store.

Georgia is now at DEFCON 1, ready for MAD (Massive Armadillo Destruction)!

Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

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Re: short term benefit

ALL HAIL THE SPARKY.... FROM ANOTHER SPARKY!

Vodafone: So what exactly is 'ludicrous' about the Frontier report?

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Pint

Two words....

Hollow curbstones

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HOLY SEA SNAILS! Their TEETH are strong enough to build a plane

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Pint

'Drawing on nature for effective designs is apparently known as "bioinspiration".'

The number of good ideas I've had whilst in the pub leads me to coin the term "beerinspiration"!

Did rock-hard aliens turn young Earth MOIST? New probe data emerges

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Re: Distilled

Why is it that these bloody canned statements always leave out the obvious, like 'what's different about this test subject (the comet) and the premise we are trying to prove (4 billion years ago, comets like the test subject brought water to Earth). Most people would be stunned if the chemical composition (deuterium to H2O ratio) of this comet remained constant over its 4 billion year life! If there is an argument to say that the current chemical composition of this comet should be identical to what it was like 4 billion years ago, then STATE THAT in the report!

Wireless Power standards are like Highlanders: There can be only ONE

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Hazard!

Although clearly tuned to different frequencies, I wouldn't want my wireless charging phone to be in the vicinity of my induction hob when hob turned to 11, as some current will be induced in the receiver coil of the phone etc. (depending on Q value of tuned circuits etc.).

Slapnav: Looking for KINKY dark matter? Switch on the GPS!

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Headmaster

Sorry, but....

'Our Solar System circles that centre of the galaxy at around 483,000 miles per hour (774 km/h), dragging the planets with it'

km/h out by a factor of 1000.

More to the point, how many frickin' double decker busses per hour, or even per second?

There it is! Philae comet lander found in existing Rosetta PICS

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Re: Wait!

If Cliff is up there, obviously the Shadows!

Are MPs smarter than 5-year-olds? We'll soon find out at coding school – Berners-Lee

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Joke

There are analogies which MP's may understand.....

Event Driven System = Reactive to latest opinion poll

Encapsulation = 'Do my bidding minion, I don't care how'

Pre-emptive = Excuses for failure already formulated

Multitasking = Multiple government departments doing the same job

Firewall = Who gets into the Westminser 'bubble'

etc.

ROGUE SAIL BOAT blocks SPACE STATION PODULE blastoff

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Re: No Range safety boats?

Wouldn't be Lulworth would it?

Intel's SECRET Xeons: tell us what you think Chipzilla's hiding

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Itanium hardware emulation version?

SMELL YOU LATER, LOSERS – Dumbo tells rats, dogs... humans

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Pint

Re: ... a mammoth 2,000 olfactory receptor genes, ..."

Not a football supporter. If you've ever noticed on news reports, it takes at least 100 football supporters in a tightly packed group before one of them has enough courage to throw the obligatory plastic chair at the police or opposing teams supporters. How they think their puny 3m (1 trunk) lob will reach its target when the 'enemy' are 100m away is anyones guess.

I'd love to see St Bernards replaced with elephants, with a rather large barrel of something slung under their chins to revive the avalanche victim!

YOU - NASA. Enough with the ROBOTS, get some PEOPLE to MARS

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'So what's getting in the way of landing the stars and stripes on another planet? It's the economy, stupid.'

No, as Elon Musk is proving, its the leaches who see the NASA budget as a gravy train.

Look out, FCC: R.E.M., Aerosmith, Jello Biafra, 57 others join net neutrality crusade

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I'm really Losing my Religion over this one! Where's Henry Rollins when you want some heads banging together (to Mike Watt playing a funky baseline in the background).

RIP D. Boon

Robins' inbuilt navigators pecked to bits by AM radio

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Joke

Robin, take me home....

So if I hang a Robin up by a piece of string, or float one, would it make a rudimentary compass? Does Bear Grylls know about this one?

Only joking, I love the little red breasted blighters!

MIT boffins moot tsunami-proof floating nuke power plants

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Headmaster

Re: a yacht !

I find yachts to be quite quiet, and in no way 'aloud' (me hearties)!

Steelie Neelie 'shocked' that EU tourists turn mobes off when abroad

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Re: Funny thing is

I'm a Weymouth/Portland lad too, and back in the 90's my Nokia brick used to regularly connect to Orange Francais etc. when I was fishing off Portland Bill. Alas, stuck up in Bristol now to get a decent wage.

Dr Hurricane unleashes FUSION POWER at Livermore nuke lab

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Re: What's In A Name...

Living in the U.K, the 'International Ignition Facility' could be a lot worse!

BSkyB sees first half pre-tax profit tumble as sales climb

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F1.....!!!!

Judging by the lap times and reliability from Jerez, the best way to watch F1 from now on (Jonathon 29 etc.), regardless of how you get it, is at 2 x SPEEDED UP! Seriously, are SKY etc. going to be able to charge so much for 'The Pinnacle of Motorsport', once people realise that half a dozen other racing series are now just as fast and probably more entertaining?

Microsoft seeks patent for blade server chassis

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I did this...

With industrial control system Eurocard PCB's (motor drives, motion controllers, I/O etc.) back in the 90's, had a nice floating backplane too, so the first pcb which went in lined up all the DIN41612 connectors on the backplane pcb to the card guides on the 19" rack. Was sweeet...

Chrome lets websites secretly record you?! Google says no, but...

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An OS function?

Is it getting to the point where a request to enable AV input devices (microphones, cameras, fingerprint readers etc.) by any application should be caught by the OS, and a confirm dialog be presented to the user followed by a system tray icon or more obvious visual indication that things are being recorded?

UK smut filter may have sent game patch to sin-bin

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Alert

Obscene Geography

Shitterton (Dorset), This is getting seriously draconian!

US can't get its hands on Navy hacker Victor Faur, aka SirVic

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Guantanamooooww.......!!!

Here he comes

Boffin benchmark battle after D-Wave quantum kit crawls in test

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Joke

class of problem....

“We're now trying to identify a class of problems for which the current quantum hardware might outperform all known classical solvers,”

LANDFILL?

Audiophiles: These Wi-Fi speakers have a stereo drift of less than 25μs – good enough for you?

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Amateurs!

When I listen to stereo music, I bolt myself in to a seismically isolated frame with head clamp and automatic ear canal aperture amplitude calibration (or AECAAC! for short). One Direction sounds FANTASTIC!

Hubble 'scope snaps 600-LIGHT-YEAR-wide pic of star-spawning nebula

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Re: Stunning photo

I can't believe no one's done it already, so...

'MY GOD, ITS FULL OF STARS!'

Supermassive BLACK HOLE to stuff MYSTERY gas BLOB into open maw

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Joke

Accretion disc

I had to loosen a few notches off of my accretion disk (belt) over christmas....

OMG, like, TOTES AMAZEBALLS: Facebook made me fall into SHARK INFESTED SEAS

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iOS7 update....

The very latest one turns phone INTO buoyancy aid, or so I've heard.

James Bond's 'shaken not stirred': Down to trembling boozer's hands, claim boffins

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Jason Leonard would laugh in the face of James Bond's petty drinking efforts!

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