299 posts • joined 24 Jan 2012
Re: "making random hand gestures could sometimes switch the alarms off"
What does it do if you show it a middle finger? Or the "wanker" sign?
Re: Sounds like Paypal....
PayPal even do debit cards.
This might be the first time a machine has passed it
But how many times has a human failed it?
Re: And the obvious error in that sentence is ...
But do they sh*t in the woods?
I can't let you do that.
Returning a laptop to PC World ruined this bloke's credit score. Today the Supreme Court ended his 15-year nightmare
A lump sum isn't everything. He also needed the black mark to be removed and the credit agreement to be cancelled. Was this included in the first offer?
Re: Lost or stolen (or dead)
I think the executor is meant to send back the dead person's passport.
Re: Getting through Airport Security
As a British person re-entering Britain, I observed that the manual passport control was faster than the electronic one.
Nothing wrong with boobs
I mean, the first time I saw them was the day I was born!
As long as they used protection.
Re: XP Activation
Use the volume edition with a pilfered-but-genuine key.
Where are they going to find an easily portable 250kW power source?
Re: Damn thieves
And putting some high voltage cables in the bundle with the rest, for extra Darwin value.
For smartphones, remote wipe already exists. Any phone can be blocked by the operators. What exactly is this?
Re: Sarcasm is the highest form of humour
F*cking hell, Maddox is still around?
Couldn't people look up the correct words on Google Translate before they get inked? Or is that exactly what they're doing?
Does it serve Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?
Re: Prior use of the term.
Or use a hack, that gives you unlimited washes and bonus stain remover.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
Re: Oh his claims are true alright
Were they clean of the previous owner's data?
Next they'll be suing any number of porn stars and strippers.
Re: Telecom Italia had such junk before...
Are they as bad as Powergen Italia?
Re: They seem to have stopped calling me
And can you read out the message that popped up on your screen please Sir?
Yeah, it says "(C)1982 Sinclair Research Ltd."
Pay by bonk
Good moaning, I have sod news...
Re: "canine assistant (dog)"
Such terror, many inconvenient.
Re: Flash Drive Terrorism
I don't think so, he'd need more gore and hentai for that.
People try to put them down...
But bulk/discount batteries often also suck donkey balls.
What is a "brogrammer" as distinct from anything else? There are arseholes in every profession, some are men and some are women.
Re: Another possibility
Take it as a compliment.
Re: allow a whole load of Google related ads through as exceptions
Then untick the box, and have a look through the additional filter lists on ABP's website.
Can the Parrot's wireless network
be set to use WPA2 with a strong password?
Re: Parking Rant
Did they also count the percentage of all trolley users that were women? Otherwise that 82% doesn't mean much.
Re: No update on Galaxy Nexus
Plenty of unofficial ports on XDA, but there are bugs.
Who the hell is watching this stuff on Youtube anyway?
Tip of the iceberg.
It's a piss-take. It's not serious.
Re: off topic
>never heard of goatse.
What is he, 12?
Re: Again with the PS4 ad?
What's wrong with the Wii U? Anything in particular, or is it not significantly better than the Wii?
The more I hear One Direction mentioned
the more it sounds like a cult. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid.
Re: People they can rule out immediately :-
I've heard Dutch tulip bulbs are doing pretty well at the moment.
Bet it won't survive a manual rewrite of the BIOS chip with an EPROM programmer or Bus Pirate.
Did anyone else think
some of the Luidia pens look like something naughty?
Re: Further confirmation that things are progressing nicely....
<-- You forgot this.
Why are we using memory compression?
Isn't that something we used to do in the old days of DOS/3.1 with only 4MB?
Re: Serves you right
Pirate Bay's still around, I set up my own proxy on my VPS for the lulz.
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