* Posts by Anonymous C0ward

373 posts • joined 24 Jan 2012

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Death-to-passwords FIDO Alliance finds a friend at DOCOMO

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What's the false positive / false negative rate?

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Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

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If they've got bone marrow

Have they got all the DNA necessary to clone one?

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VENOM virtual vuln proves less poisonous than first feared

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Snakebite and Black

At Durham Uni it was called Diesel, was popular after Formals, and not just with Goths.

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Nork hackers no pantomime villains, but a hugely unpredictable menace

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And if we call DDoSers cowards for hiding behind a computer screen thousands of miles away, we can say the traffic consists of pussies, pussies and pussies.

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Virtual reality pr0n on the Rift? 'Why not?' says Oculus founder

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Paris Hilton

I'm sure some geeky perv has invented a computer-controlled sex toy. So let's have that, the Oculus, some brainwave / muscle impulse reading hardware, gloves with haptic sensors / force feedback, a Leap Motion or Kinect... yes I need to get laid.

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Get another loan, fanbois, the new MacBook Pro and iMac are here

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improved hardware specs and sharper displays,

and less sockets?

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Robots.txt tells hackers the places you don't want them to look

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If you understand robots.txt

you should understand .htaccess.

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But did the door say

Beware of the Leopard?

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Milking cow shot dead by police 'while trying to escape'

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At least it wasn't a Brazilian electrician.

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South Korea mandates spyware installation on teenagers' smartphones

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Does it understand l33tsp34k?

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Jay-Z freestyle attack on Tidal's rivals leaked to Tidal's rivals

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Rap

is spelt with a silent C.

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Re: I think its a name problem

Pronounced "tiddle", as in "I wouldn't tiddle on him if he was on fire."

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YouTube Kids 'showed nippers how to make nooses, play with fire'

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Where are the f*cking parents?

Anyone who complained should have their details passed straight to the local rozzers for neglect.

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Hey! Want a FREE TOASTER that makes BITCOIN? What? You DO?

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Needs to be rooted

so I can keep all the bitcoins.

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Relax, it's just Ubuntu 15.04. AARGH! IT'S FULL OF SYSTEMD!!!

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Maybe systemd isn't Windows by the back door.

Maybe you don't lose your text-based log files. Maybe unless you're a real power user you won't need to do things differently at all.

*That makes it worse.* It needs to offer a significant advantage to be worth bothering to change. It is not enough to not be evil.

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E-voting and the UK election: Pick a lizard, any lizard

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Because many would use it to exercise extremist (or at least nasty) views they normally keep secret?

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Re: Missing the big picture

Feck. I was going to spoil my ballot (autocorrect nearly said soil my ballot) but I don't want to identify with Brand, he's a twat.

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Re: Opportunity for Labour?

And lower the age for booze and fags too?

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'Android on Windows': Microsoft tightens noose around neck, climbs on chair

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Re: OS/2 & Windows

And the Windows source was standards-compliant enough to just use a different compiler?

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Why the US government reckons it should keep phone network kill-switches a secret

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Fail deadly

Won't the bombers figure out how to blow it up when the network goes down (perhaps after a time delay)?

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Who was downloading smut in the office while eating ice cream?

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Re: You guys finding it must surely go raking for it??

Worked for an IT refurbishment company for a while. Never saw any porn either. There probably was some, but it all got nuked.

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Re: It's all fun and games...

Too late? Surely the first time is too late?

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The Internet of things is great until it blows up your house

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What a bunch of hairy wank

Am I reading a Bong article?

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Microsoft set to penetrate Cyanogen, promises app-y ending

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Investing

What's 30 pieces of silver worth after 2000 years of inflation?

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Woeful groans over Game of Thrones' spill on piracy sites

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And now it's in the news

Even more people will download it?

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El Reg offers you the chance to become a Master Investor – for free

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Almost worth it

just to heckle Farage?

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Iridium sat comms module comp goes completely TITSUP

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Mushroom

Directing a

Rocket

Up from

Ground into

Space?

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Controlled Orbital Kinetic Experiment

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Streak life: Oz woman flashes boobs at Google Street View car

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Re: Naked he-boobies legal. Naked she-boobies not. Explain.

Bloody hell they're as big as her head!

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SanDisk's record-busting 512GB SD CARD will fit perfectly in your empty wallet

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I've got a computer in here with a 5MB 5.25" full-height drive... still just about worked last time I tried it too.

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Google gives spit n' polish to world's most expensive Chromebook

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Re: use the sd card for the os...

SysRq is used in Linux. Alt+SysRq+various letters can do an immediate reboot, power off, sync, remount read-only etc.

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Who should I report this to?

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Re: Who should I report this to?

Look up the owner of the IP range on RIPE and email their abuse@ contact?

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Ever been asked fro your Facebook password ?

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FAIL

Re: Ever been asked fro your Facebook password ?

3 years FFS!

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It's not easy being Green. But WHY insist we knit our own ties?

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Happy

Re: What is a market anyway?

"sneering at Greens with petty and childish comments about knitting yoghurt and organic lentils just doesn't wash."

Much like some of the hippies.

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So long, Cyanogen! OnePlus says its future belongs to OxygenOS

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Faster updates? Nightly not good enough?

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KUSHINIKIZA! Google Translate SAVES BABY in Irish roadside birth

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Chuchu My kulipuka na furaha!

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Hey kids! If you vote Facebook will give you EXTRA LIKES*

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I'm voting for a comedy party if there is one in my constituency.

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Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: Slackware rules!

Cool, I'll have to try that.

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Turbocharged quad-core Raspberry Pi 2 unleashed, global geekgasm likely

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Is the Windows going to be based on RT, Phone or something else?

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With ARMv7

is Raspbian obsolete because we can run existing Ubuntu armhf instead?

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Re: I feel obliged...

Does the A+ fit?

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Re: Video playback

NT4 was x86, PPC, MIPS and Alpha on the disc I had. There was also an early beta of 2000 for Alpha. Don't know what you mean by Alpha 32- I thought the Alpha was the 64-bit replacement for the VAX.

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Re: WS2812B

Is it possible to do an I2C or SPI to WS2812 converter on, say, an ATtiny85?

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The Pirate Bay clambers back online after cop raid sunk site for 7 weeks

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Pirate

Do what you want, 'cos a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

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Adobe and software pals haul Forever 21 to court over piracy allegations

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Re: Happens too often

Office and Photoshop maybe, but do you know anyone who's paid for WinZip?

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Charles Townes, inventor of the laser and friend to both science and religion, dies

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Re: "As a Christian and Scientist"

"Scientists that are religious are simply shit scientists"

Do you include Gregor Mendel, father of genetics, also a monk, in that?

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Facebook: Oi, Lizard Squad – we can take down our own site, ta

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MySpace

If a tree falls in the forest, etc.

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4Chan man Moot logs off as admin for last time

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Re: Ergh

How do you know which things are 4chan terms?

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The Party Van

finally caught up with him?

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FORCE Apple to support BlackBerry hardware, demands John Chen

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He's batshit mental.

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