* Posts by Anonymous C0ward

351 posts • joined 24 Jan 2012

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The Internet of things is great until it blows up your house

Anonymous C0ward

What a bunch of hairy wank

Am I reading a Bong article?

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Microsoft set to penetrate Cyanogen, promises app-y ending

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Investing

What's 30 pieces of silver worth after 2000 years of inflation?

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Woeful groans over Game of Thrones' spill on piracy sites

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And now it's in the news

Even more people will download it?

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El Reg offers you the chance to become a Master Investor – for free

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Almost worth it

just to heckle Farage?

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Iridium sat comms module comp goes completely TITSUP

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Mushroom

Directing a

Rocket

Up from

Ground into

Space?

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Controlled Orbital Kinetic Experiment

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Streak life: Oz woman flashes boobs at Google Street View car

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Re: Naked he-boobies legal. Naked she-boobies not. Explain.

Bloody hell they're as big as her head!

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SanDisk's record-busting 512GB SD CARD will fit perfectly in your empty wallet

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I've got a computer in here with a 5MB 5.25" full-height drive... still just about worked last time I tried it too.

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Google gives spit n' polish to world's most expensive Chromebook

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Re: use the sd card for the os...

SysRq is used in Linux. Alt+SysRq+various letters can do an immediate reboot, power off, sync, remount read-only etc.

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Who should I report this to?

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Re: Who should I report this to?

Look up the owner of the IP range on RIPE and email their abuse@ contact?

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Ever been asked fro your Facebook password ?

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FAIL

Re: Ever been asked fro your Facebook password ?

3 years FFS!

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It's not easy being Green. But WHY insist we knit our own ties?

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Happy

Re: What is a market anyway?

"sneering at Greens with petty and childish comments about knitting yoghurt and organic lentils just doesn't wash."

Much like some of the hippies.

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So long, Cyanogen! OnePlus says its future belongs to OxygenOS

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Faster updates? Nightly not good enough?

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KUSHINIKIZA! Google Translate SAVES BABY in Irish roadside birth

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Chuchu My kulipuka na furaha!

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Hey kids! If you vote Facebook will give you EXTRA LIKES*

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I'm voting for a comedy party if there is one in my constituency.

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Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: Slackware rules!

Cool, I'll have to try that.

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Turbocharged quad-core Raspberry Pi 2 unleashed, global geekgasm likely

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Is the Windows going to be based on RT, Phone or something else?

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With ARMv7

is Raspbian obsolete because we can run existing Ubuntu armhf instead?

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Re: I feel obliged...

Does the A+ fit?

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Re: Video playback

NT4 was x86, PPC, MIPS and Alpha on the disc I had. There was also an early beta of 2000 for Alpha. Don't know what you mean by Alpha 32- I thought the Alpha was the 64-bit replacement for the VAX.

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Re: WS2812B

Is it possible to do an I2C or SPI to WS2812 converter on, say, an ATtiny85?

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The Pirate Bay clambers back online after cop raid sunk site for 7 weeks

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Pirate

Do what you want, 'cos a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

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Adobe and software pals haul Forever 21 to court over piracy allegations

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Re: Happens too often

Office and Photoshop maybe, but do you know anyone who's paid for WinZip?

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Charles Townes, inventor of the laser and friend to both science and religion, dies

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Re: "As a Christian and Scientist"

"Scientists that are religious are simply shit scientists"

Do you include Gregor Mendel, father of genetics, also a monk, in that?

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Facebook: Oi, Lizard Squad – we can take down our own site, ta

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MySpace

If a tree falls in the forest, etc.

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4Chan man Moot logs off as admin for last time

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Re: Ergh

How do you know which things are 4chan terms?

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The Party Van

finally caught up with him?

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FORCE Apple to support BlackBerry hardware, demands John Chen

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He's batshit mental.

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Grand Theft Auto 1997: 'Sick, deluded and beneath contempt'

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buckfast

suckmyrocket

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El Reg tests portable breathalyzers: Getting drunk so you don't have to

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Pint

The aim is, of course,

to pass it round your mates and see who can beat the high score.

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Govt spaffs £170k to develop the INTERNET OF SHEEP

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Re: Rural perspective

Yeah, you do enough of that yourselves.

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97% of UK gets 'basic' 2Mbps broadband. 'Typical households' need 10Mbps – Ofcom

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Re: What about upload?

Yeah, don't forget about the porn.

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CIOs: Want to get onto the Board? Just 'running' IT isn't enough

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Re: Chatham House rule

You don't talk about Chatham House.

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Nothing illegal to see here: Tribunal says TEMPORA spying is OK

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Re: Stasi and non-Stasi

Four legs good, two legs better.

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Seagate adds FIFTY PER CENT more capacity to new NAS drive

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Paris Hilton

6TB, 16 bays

That's a whole lot of porn.

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Give nerds their own PRIVATE TRAIN CARRIAGES, say boffins

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Re: Trains ...

Hmm. I travelled on a double decker train in Holland recently and I wondered why we don't have them here.

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Mastercard and Visa to ERADICATE password authentication

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Because no thief ever takes

your phone as well as your wallet.

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Nexus 9: Google and HTC deliver Android 5.0 'Lollipop' at iPad prices

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"Full device encryption now comes enabled by default."

So somebody else has had possession of the private key?

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Sign off my IT project or I’ll PHONE your MUM

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doesn't properly

They accidentally the WHOLE user acceptance testing.

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Win a year’s supply of chocolate (no tech knowledge required)

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Year's supply, my arse

They'll need to deliver it by the truckload.

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Tell us about your first time ... on the internet

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First time ever

was as a kid in a cybercafe (back when those were a thing) for half an hour at a time. First time at home was when me and my dad installed an internal modem dug out of a box of random parts (turned out to be something silly like 9600) and signed up using a Freeserve CD.

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Be nice to the public, PC Plod. Especially if you're trying to stop terrorists

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Re: Toblerone & Cuckoo Clocks.

Stopped them taking ammo? What good is the gun without ammo?

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FBI: Your real SECURITY TERROR? An ANGRY INSIDE MAN

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Re: How about the pointy haired boss

Might be sooner than you think with this Bash flaw.

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And probably wide open to getting busted if they ever do an audit.

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Brit telcos warn Scots that voting Yes could lead to HEFTY bills

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Re: @Pax681

"What have you got that we need to hang on to?"

North Sea oil?

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Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer

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They chose not to create an app market or a media rental service

Good. The world needs another one of those like a hole in the head.

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iPHONEY: Fake iPhone 6 images splattered over Chinese internet

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Re: You just wonder

Snowden leaked it?

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O2 breathes life into Amazon Fire: Mobe to hit Blighty in WEEKS

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More expensive than an S5? They can go hang. Also, "one-handed gestures", fnar.

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Twitter: La la la, we haven't heard of NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES

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Rapidshare/Mediafire links

Pleeeeeease?

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Carbon tetrachloride releases still too high, says NASA

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Pint

Chemicals that trash your liver

In for a penny, in for a pound. -->

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