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207 posts • joined Tuesday 24th January 2012 18:05 GMT

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Anonymous C0ward
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Sounds like the Finns are getting my vote.

Anonymous C0ward
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On the subject of Linden Dollars

Have a look at VirWoX. Focused on Linden Dollars but you can then change your Linden Dollars straight into Bitcoin. And they take PayPal.

Anonymous C0ward
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Devil

Murdoch may be evil

But so are your gas and electric companies.

Anonymous C0ward
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Happy

Re: Will only provide proof...

And now they'll have the pictures to fap to later!

Anonymous C0ward
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Coat

Re: funny timing

The worst part is, the course was about how to use the internal booking system.

Anonymous C0ward
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Also, those who think it's evil- maybe someone will make something similar without a camera?

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Boffin

It's f*cking cool. And I want a C5.

Anonymous C0ward
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They're not the Inquisition

The Inquisition's chief weapon is surprise.

Anonymous C0ward
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Of course there's no piracy or child porn any more, is there?

Anonymous C0ward
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Coat

Re: Bloody dangerous move this.

Geese have Down syndrome too?

Anonymous C0ward
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People are stupid.

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Anonymous C0ward
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Pirate

I have a VPS there.

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Devil

I'd love to have a go at hacking traffic lights and road signs. Apparently lots of roadwork ones have default passwords and there are pictures around of people writing silly messages on them. Don't know if it applies to the UK though.

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Re: Hacking the internet of things

Yet the meter, with a tamper seal, that can be inspected by the electricity company, still reads >9000. So, where's all that weed you're growing?

Anonymous C0ward
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I've seen enough hentai

to know where this is going.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: I suggest a fund...

And as posters to be plastered round the block of flats, delivered to neighbours etc.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: Wouldn't of happened

The perp would fall to the ground and the laptop would get smashed.

Anonymous C0ward
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Boffin

There are going to be other wearable computing devices

And shouting so much about Google Glass is going to get wearers of similar but less "evil" equipment beaten up too.

Anonymous C0ward
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Didn't notice with Gmail or Drive

Groups was hosed though. 500s and 404s.

Anonymous C0ward
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Mushroom

Arms race

The next thing you know, the Russians will have built a nuclear-powered one.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: Eric Schmidt has demanded tough rules on civilians flying surveillance drones

That's a thought. Stick a Raspberry Pi on there with a camera.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: 'it's a good idea'!?

Buy a Nexus, or something else you can run a third-party ROM on.

Anonymous C0ward
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Joke

Re: If they were going to target the UK

"Negative, terrible seller, item damaged in shipping and seller refused return"

Anonymous C0ward
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Obligatory Monty Python link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsmbXFSiQE

"Each week we get a large fee; at the end of that week we get another large fee; if there's been no interruption at the end of the year we get a repeat fee which can be added on for tax purposes to the previous year or the following year if there's no new series..."

Anonymous C0ward
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Pint

I haven't seen Skyfall yet

But they've got Bond drinking Heineken instead of Martini? That's terrible!

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: The ads don't work

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol. C-c-c-c-c-coca cola!

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: @JDX

And doesn't it only become trespass if you refuse to leave when asked?

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: Dear Mr. Creepy:

Like they do on the Discovery Channel?

Anonymous C0ward
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Did anyone here go to GEEK 2013 in Margate?

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: Are you kidding?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Anonymous C0ward
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Makes it worse...

when legit companies use bit.ly etc to link to their own site.

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Pint

Make it more expensive in supermarkets

And cheaper where consumed on the premises. Possible advantages include reducing preloading, reducing drinking in public places, helping the pub trade, moving drinking to where the barman/bouncer can say "you've had enough, mate".

Anonymous C0ward
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Is it that much better than Swype?

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Oi, I was just about to say that.

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Re: Its the USA isn't it?

>A 44 magnum would likely miss...

Depends whether they feel lucky, punk.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: Target Acquired?

By pelting it with tomatoe's and potatoe's.

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Childcatcher

If you don't mind that they're 13.

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Coat

Re: So...

Will that be a European Shag or a Great Cormorant?

Shags are quite close to boobies according to Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormorant#Systematics

Anonymous C0ward
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Coders

Of all the non-trivial projects you've worked on, how many have never hit a bug?

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Anonymous C0ward
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Now we know what Gabe was up to before Steam.

Anonymous C0ward
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It's a lie

I read somewhere what they are doing is getting names and addresses to generate leads.

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Devil

Re: I don't see the problem

It may not be laudable in light of the rules, it is however lulzy as fuck.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: Hehehe, Crafty, Creative

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. And have those TPS reports on my desk by 4.

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: you still haven't learnt the first rule of kernel maintenance?

You don't talk about kernel maintenance!

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Trollface

Re: ipod

No, just a huge troll.

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Headmaster

Re: Completely agreee

It's fucking Lego! Not Legos!

Anonymous C0ward
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Re: resistance

So charge $600 for it. They'll bite your hand off.

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Windows

Re: *bangs head against desk*

>Would you trust your important work to something written by a bunch of protesters who stormed our store?

Would you trust your important work to someone who dances about on stage screaming like an idiot, looking like he is in serious need of a shower?

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Devil

Re: dear The Reg, please stop using words like Filth and Smut when referring to sex

It's only dirty if you're doing it right.

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