313 posts • joined 24 Jan 2012
They accidentally the WHOLE user acceptance testing.
Year's supply, my arse
They'll need to deliver it by the truckload.
First time ever
was as a kid in a cybercafe (back when those were a thing) for half an hour at a time. First time at home was when me and my dad installed an internal modem dug out of a box of random parts (turned out to be something silly like 9600) and signed up using a Freeserve CD.
Re: Toblerone & Cuckoo Clocks.
Stopped them taking ammo? What good is the gun without ammo?
Re: How about the pointy haired boss
Might be sooner than you think with this Bash flaw.
And probably wide open to getting busted if they ever do an audit.
"What have you got that we need to hang on to?"
North Sea oil?
They chose not to create an app market or a media rental service
Good. The world needs another one of those like a hole in the head.
Re: You just wonder
Snowden leaked it?
More expensive than an S5? They can go hang. Also, "one-handed gestures", fnar.
Chemicals that trash your liver
In for a penny, in for a pound. -->
I thought they were a kind of enemy in Super Mario.
Re: I want to know...
Re: "making random hand gestures could sometimes switch the alarms off"
What does it do if you show it a middle finger? Or the "wanker" sign?
Re: Sounds like Paypal....
PayPal even do debit cards.
This might be the first time a machine has passed it
But how many times has a human failed it?
Re: And the obvious error in that sentence is ...
But do they sh*t in the woods?
I can't let you do that.
Returning a laptop to PC World ruined this bloke's credit score. Today the Supreme Court ended his 15-year nightmare
A lump sum isn't everything. He also needed the black mark to be removed and the credit agreement to be cancelled. Was this included in the first offer?
Re: Lost or stolen (or dead)
I think the executor is meant to send back the dead person's passport.
Re: Getting through Airport Security
As a British person re-entering Britain, I observed that the manual passport control was faster than the electronic one.
Nothing wrong with boobs
I mean, the first time I saw them was the day I was born!
As long as they used protection.
Re: XP Activation
Use the volume edition with a pilfered-but-genuine key.
Where are they going to find an easily portable 250kW power source?
Re: Damn thieves
And putting some high voltage cables in the bundle with the rest, for extra Darwin value.
For smartphones, remote wipe already exists. Any phone can be blocked by the operators. What exactly is this?
Re: Sarcasm is the highest form of humour
F*cking hell, Maddox is still around?
Couldn't people look up the correct words on Google Translate before they get inked? Or is that exactly what they're doing?
Does it serve Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?
Re: Prior use of the term.
Or use a hack, that gives you unlimited washes and bonus stain remover.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
Re: Oh his claims are true alright
Were they clean of the previous owner's data?
Next they'll be suing any number of porn stars and strippers.
Re: Telecom Italia had such junk before...
Are they as bad as Powergen Italia?
Re: They seem to have stopped calling me
And can you read out the message that popped up on your screen please Sir?
Yeah, it says "(C)1982 Sinclair Research Ltd."
Pay by bonk
Good moaning, I have sod news...
Re: "canine assistant (dog)"
Such terror, many inconvenient.
Re: Flash Drive Terrorism
I don't think so, he'd need more gore and hentai for that.
People try to put them down...
But bulk/discount batteries often also suck donkey balls.
What is a "brogrammer" as distinct from anything else? There are arseholes in every profession, some are men and some are women.
Re: Another possibility
Take it as a compliment.
Re: allow a whole load of Google related ads through as exceptions
Then untick the box, and have a look through the additional filter lists on ABP's website.
Can the Parrot's wireless network
be set to use WPA2 with a strong password?
Re: Parking Rant
Did they also count the percentage of all trolley users that were women? Otherwise that 82% doesn't mean much.
Re: No update on Galaxy Nexus
Plenty of unofficial ports on XDA, but there are bugs.
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