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Returning a laptop to PC World ruined this bloke's credit score. Today the Supreme Court ended his 15-year nightmare

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Re: Greedy

A lump sum isn't everything. He also needed the black mark to be removed and the credit agreement to be cancelled. Was this included in the first offer?

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Passport PIN tech could have SAVED MH370 ID fraudsters

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Re: Lost or stolen (or dead)

I think the executor is meant to send back the dead person's passport.

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Re: Getting through Airport Security

As a British person re-entering Britain, I observed that the manual passport control was faster than the electronic one.

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French novel falls foul of Apple's breast inspectors

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Nothing wrong with boobs

I mean, the first time I saw them was the day I was born!

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Psssst. Don't tell the Bride, but BBC Three is about to be jilted

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Re: really?

As long as they used protection.

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Microsoft to get in XP users' faces with one last warning

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Re: XP Activation

Use the volume edition with a pilfered-but-genuine key.

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Cable thieves hang up on BT, cause MAJOR outage

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Where are they going to find an easily portable 250kW power source?

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Re: Damn thieves

And putting some high voltage cables in the bundle with the rest, for extra Darwin value.

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California takes a shot at mobile 'killswitch' mandate

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For smartphones, remote wipe already exists. Any phone can be blocked by the operators. What exactly is this?

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El Reg BuzzFelch: 10 Electrical Connectors You CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!

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Re: Sarcasm is the highest form of humour

F*cking hell, Maddox is still around?

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Developers: Behold the bug NOBODY can fix

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Couldn't people look up the correct words on Google Translate before they get inked? Or is that exactly what they're doing?

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Does it serve Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?

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Candy Crush dev stuffs EU 'candy' trademark down gob

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Re: Prior use of the term.

Or use a hack, that gives you unlimited washes and bonus stain remover.

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UK IT supplier placed on ASA naughty step over 'misleading' HDD ad

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That would be an ecumenical matter.

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Re: Oh his claims are true alright

Were they clean of the previous owner's data?

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Candy Crush King went 'too far' when it candy crushed my app – dev

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Paris Hilton

Next they'll be suing any number of porn stars and strippers.

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EE BrightBox routers can be hacked 'by simple copy/paste operation'

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Re: Telecom Italia had such junk before...

Are they as bad as Powergen Italia?

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Mountain bike mishap man suffers SEVEN WEEK stiffie

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"fistulous communication"

Fnarr.

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Even 'Your computer has a virus' cold-call gits are migrating off XP

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Re: They seem to have stopped calling me

And can you read out the message that popped up on your screen please Sir?

Yeah, it says "(C)1982 Sinclair Research Ltd."

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Pay-by-bonk on the blink: O2 loses Wallet

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Pay by bonk

Good moaning, I have sod news...

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Pervy TOILET CAMERA disguised as 'flash drive' sparks BOMB SCARE on Boeing 767

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Re: "canine assistant (dog)"

Such terror, many inconvenient.

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Re: Flash Drive Terrorism

I don't think so, he'd need more gore and hentai for that.

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Microsoft tries to trademark 'Mod' in the US

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People try to put them down...

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Gift-giving gotchas: How to avoid Xmas morning EMBARRASSMENT

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Re: Rechargables

But bulk/discount batteries often also suck donkey balls.

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Feminist Software Foundation gets grumpy with GitHub … or does it?

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Re: Brogrammers

What is a "brogrammer" as distinct from anything else? There are arseholes in every profession, some are men and some are women.

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Oi, bank manager. Only you've got my email address - where're these TROJANS coming from?

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Re: Another possibility

Take it as a compliment.

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Facebook to BLAST the web with AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO ads

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Re: allow a whole load of Google related ads through as exceptions

Then untick the box, and have a look through the additional filter lists on ABP's website.

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Amazon's non-existent drone delivery army ALREADY P0WNED

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Can the Parrot's wireless network

be set to use WPA2 with a strong password?

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Women crap at parking: Official

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Re: Parking Rant

Did they also count the percentage of all trolley users that were women? Otherwise that 82% doesn't mean much.

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Got a NAKED Jelly Bean Samsung S4 or HTC One? Maybe it's time for a KitKat

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Re: No update on Galaxy Nexus

Plenty of unofficial ports on XDA, but there are bugs.

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Google, Microsoft to drop child sex abuse from basic web search

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Who the hell is watching this stuff on Youtube anyway?

Tip of the iceberg.

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¡Bong!

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Re: ¡Bong!

It's a piss-take. It's not serious.

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BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

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Re: off topic

>never heard of goatse.

What is he, 12?

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XBOX One SHOT DEAD by Redmond following delivery blunder

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Re: Again with the PS4 ad?

What's wrong with the Wii U? Anything in particular, or is it not significantly better than the Wii?

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Whovians, your Doctor needs you: Take back the Day from One Direction

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The more I hear One Direction mentioned

the more it sounds like a cult. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

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Anonymous threatens cyberwar with Anonymous

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Re: People they can rule out immediately :-

Zing!

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Oooh! My NAUGHTY SKIRT keeps riding up! Hello, INTERNET EXPLORER

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Rule 34?

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While the BBC drools over Twitter, look what UK's up to: Hospital superbug breakthrough

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I've heard Dutch tulip bulbs are doing pretty well at the moment.

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Indestructible, badass rootkit BadBIOS: Is this tech world's Loch Ness Monster? VOTE NOW

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Boffin

Bet it won't survive a manual rewrite of the BIOS chip with an EPROM programmer or Bus Pirate.

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Pimp my office: 10 cubicle comforts

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Did anyone else think

some of the Luidia pens look like something naughty?

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Nice job, technology. Now we have to work FIVE TIMES HARDER

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Re: Further confirmation that things are progressing nicely....

<-- You forgot this.

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Pop OS X Mavericks on your Mac for FREE while you have LUNCH

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Why are we using memory compression?

Isn't that something we used to do in the old days of DOS/3.1 with only 4MB?

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Now swallow: Microsoft hands out cure for Surface RT tabs killed by Win 8.1

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Re: Serves you right

Mistake

>_

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Torrent site isoHunt to close

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Pirate

Pirate Bay's still around, I set up my own proxy on my VPS for the lulz.

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Free Cocaine giveaway from Russian search engine Yandex

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Pirate

I know where I'm hosting the next Silk Road.

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D-Link: Oops! We'll slam shut that router backdoor by end of month

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Facepalm

And how many consumers install firmware updates on their embedded devices? How many even know what firmware is?

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YouTube turns on dormant DRM, permits official downloads

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"unless the copy protection proves massively insecure"

Until.

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Assange: 'I'm fond of your work, Cumberbatch, but let's leave it at that'

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It's a movie

You think it's going to be true?

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Printing the Future: See a few of UK’s 6.2 million 3D-printed ‘things’

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Yeah, it's not going to cure cancer or bring about world peace. But I still want one.

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Rare gold iPhone 5s goes up against 50 caliber high precision rifle

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Will it blend?

That is the question.

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