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Furious MyCloud users descend on WD website as borkage continues

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The first mistake

...was trusting Western Digital.

I've avoided them since 1995 due to their total lack of quality. Decades later, nothing has changed. My daughter's brand new laptop had a total HD failure after a month. I wasn't surprised to see "WD" on the drive when I opened it up.

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BlackBerry and T-Mobile try $100 bribe to lure BBers to their side

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Fuck T-Mobile

I don't like Blackberry but hell...T-Mobile stabbed them in the back by saying "Hi guys, trade in your blackberries and join the iphone cult." I'm with John Chen...fuck T-Mobile. Kick them to the curb. When your 'partner' pulls that kind of crap...

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Is Google really mulling building a US cellphone network? Allegedly, yes

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Dear Google

Please build your network in Canada. We badly need it.

Sincerely,

All of Canada.

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Is this photo PROOF a Windows 7 Start Menu is coming back?

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Re: Still hate the tiles and the window decorations

A bit late for that. As a PC gamer I was vividly aware when Microsoft took the knife and stabbed PC gaming in the heart when the X-Box started to sell. Their laughable "Games for Windows" pledge a few years later only proved how cold the corpse was.

Fortunately Valve was paying attention as well. I wouldn't say that Windows has any killer feature in gaming anymore given that most current Windows games are terrible console ports. And getting old Windows games going...well, that's hit or miss since Vista.

Oddly enough, it's getting SO much easier to run old Windows games under Linux via Wine. I've got Thief: The Dark Project (and it's sequel) running flawlessly, DeusEx, System Shock 2, Fallout 1 and 2... The number of Linux and Mac games on Steam is quite frankly impressive.

Microsoft is trying to catch the horse long after it bolted and the barn burned to the ground.

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GNOME 3.12: Pixel perfect ... but homeless

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Re: But if XFCE already does what I need......

Beauty is entirely in the eye of the beholder. XFCE as shipped with Linux Mint (including Whisker as a launcher) is a lot like KDE or GNOME before they married Yoko. And it looks just fine to my eyes, I could care less about jumping, dancing, shiny animated buttons or slippy-slidy transitions. I just want it to work without eating up all my RAM and not piss me off. XFCE does that. Every time I check out the latest KDE or GNOME I end up angry and wondering why my hard drive light doesn't go off.

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Facebook swallows Oculus VR goggle-geeks. Did that really happen?

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So much for kickstarters

This has to be the biggest "fuck you" to all the people who donated money for this thing...only to have it shunted off to the sewer of the web before it even breaks the champaign bottle. Someone got REALLY RICH off all that free kickstarter money, and anyone who donated got a proverbial kick in the goolies. Notch of Mojang pretty much said the same thing. I doubt he'll be the only high-profile dev to say it. I have a feeling Mr. Carmack woke up feeling like "someone made him his bitch."

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The land of Milk and Sammy: Free music app touted by Samsung

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Re: Waste of space on the phone.

TuneIn is crap. The android app is riddled with bugs and they refuse to fix them. I paid for the Pro app for the recording feature...worked fine until they broke it with a 'new' release. Repeated e-mails to their support people have been fruitless. Just look at the reviews on Play, lots of very angry people.

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Brit Bitcoin dev: I lost 'over £200k' when MtGox popped its socks

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That brings back memories

Once, back when I was playing Ultima Online, some guy like TOTALLY broke into my castle and stole all my gold coins. I wrote a stinging letter to EA about it, demanding that they do something.

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Facebook pays $19bn for WhatsApp. Yep. $45 for YOUR phone book

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Re: I've poisoned my phone book

You're obviously some kind of fucking idiot. Seriously. You have two kinds of phone but you "don't upload" to one just to spite them? And you believe the Almighty Hallowed Be Thy Name Apple is somehow better?

It takes a SPECIAL kind of zealot to do the shit you do. But here's good news: you haven't made ANY difference whatsoever.

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Android console on the way? Amazon slurps gamehaus Double Helix

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I just don't get it.

Outside of XBMC, Android as a "set top" OS is awful. You basically need to attach a USB wireless mouse to it because EVERY application responds to a remote control differently (if at all). Gaming? Sure you can get a PS3 controller working nicely with Android but...every damn game responds to the buttons differently...if at all.

Now XBMC + Yatse as a remote...that's awesome.

Oh and Shiny entertainment? Earthworm Jim was Doug TenNapel's baby. You know, the guy who created the Neverhood. Having Doug back making games would excite me...oooh wait, I see he's got a kickstarter for a new Neverhood game! Sign me the hell up!

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Twitter shares tank as blabbergasm implodes in full glare of unforgiving investors

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As above, so below

This is the secret of the Dot Bomb. I don't know why anyone seriously thought they could do a re-play of 1999 and get away with it. Oh right "Web 2.0" and all that rot, that made it all better.

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The revival of survival – the gaming genre that refuses to die

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PvP

Have always hated PvP since the days of Diablo and Ultima Online. While I enjoy a good 3d shooter deathmatch, PvP in anything else usually degenerates to cheaters or other associated @ssholes that wreck the experience. Wait, I just described Call of Duty...

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Turkish president mulls $4.5bn Apple fondleslab school deal

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And yet

Both of you fanboy idiots on either side of the aisle comparing penis size seem to be incapable of asking the 45bn dollar question: what makes anyone think a tablet of ANY brand is "good for education?" I've yet to see a single example where a stupid tablet has done anything other than provide distraction in the classroom. A school not far from me blew the budget a few years back first on Playbooks (don't laugh) and then, after throwing those in the landfill, on ipads (creating an even bigger crater in the school's budget). And yet Johnny still can't read or do basic maths.

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Slurped self-destruct selfie slinger Snapchat so sore, suddenly says sorry

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Oh honestly...

...to loosely paraphrase Denis Leary...you're 23 years old, you don't know sh1t about sh1t (or anything about proper software engineering)....and PULL UP YOUR PANTS. Snapchat is the junkfood of 2013. Next year the kids will have moved on to the next over-hyped piece of junk.

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

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Re: Big Trak

Hey I had a Big Trak back in 1979. Mine came with a dumptruck attachment that you plugged into the main unit. So you COULD use the thing to bring a gin & tonic, as long as you didn't program it to "dump." Mine broke an axle as well (must have been a common failure point). And actually mine was a dark shade of gray, not white like in the picture.

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Re: Out that whole lot..

Back in the day just about ANYTHING with the Activision name on it was gold. I had stacks of Activision cartridges. We traded and passed them around at school between friends like packs of cigarettes. Oh the hours I wasted on Pitfall...and then when I got bored with it, I wasted even more hours with the game that would result if you flipped the power on Pitfall really fast (random scrambled game, but still fun).

The graphics were horrible but there was something about the 2600 that made it a must-have. Even Atari couldn't compete against it with later consoles. And those ancient Atari joysticks from 1982 had greater longevity than any joystick I owned since. (Although I really wish I had aquired a Wico back in the day...)

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Apple QuickTake? Pshaw.

Real gadgeteers got the Canon Xap (or Zap) Shot "Still Video Camera" back in 1988. The tiny 2" floppy discs held 50 pictures per disc.

I was actually shocked to learn some years later that it wasn't really a digital camera. It was more like a VCR, taking analog images and recording them on that floppy.

Still...great device for it's day. Plugging the thing into a TV set and reviewing your snaps was a real crowd pleaser.

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Beastie Boys parody sueball tennis ends after toy firm yanks Girls

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And that irritating commercial extolling consumerism in girls somehow sets it forward?

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Hooters, shooters and looters: Eidos’s Tomb Raider

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Tomb Raider and 3D

I think one thing that's important to note is that Tomb Raider was one of the early games that jumped on the Voodoo bandwagon. Not long after the Monster 3D card was out, special patches to Tomb Raider (and other games) appeared to take advantage of Glide rendering. Tomb Raider with the acceleration was what sold me on Monster 3D/Voodoo. The boost in speed and the "smooth" graphics were breathtaking at the time.

Loved the original Tomb Raider. After Toby Card left, the series went downhill fast (Right around Tomb Raider II which had very few "tombs" to raid and too many city environments with vehicles to pilot). After TR II I gave up on the series.

That said, when Crystal brought Toby back for Tomb Raider: Underworld, things got really interesting again. Enjoyed the heck out of that game (the big swinging hammers in Valhalla actually gave me vertigo).

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Xbox One site BELLY-UP in GLOBAL Microsoft cloud catastrophe

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Re: Groan

But but but but...NT is a MICROkernel.

Have they trotted out that old nugget yet?

I still fondly remember the old Unix World article on NT where Davey Cutler proudly announced he was going to "kill UNIX." Didn't work then, not working now. But I hear he's doing GREAT things running the Xbone division!

(Because that's what the X-box developers needed, a bloody drill sergeant.)

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iPad Air not very hot: Apple fanbois SHUN London fondleslab launch

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History repeats

Hey I remember another company named after a fruit that kept on releasing marginally different versions of the exact same thing over and over again...

Welcome to your Blackberry years, Apple. It's a pretty long fall from here.

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Facebook TEENS EXPOSED to entire WORLD

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I agree. Having two female teens in the house addicted to "selfies," Stupidgram and Friendface and lacking an ounce of common sense on what's appropriate to put online, I would agree. "Savvy" they are not. Utterly unconcerned for consequences even when shown what has happened to others their age on the other hand....

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Fanbois shun 'crappy plastic' iPhone 5C

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Re: Trading in a Nexus 5 already?

If the reporting is accurate, we call people like this "hired actors." I

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Microsoft mocks Apple and new iPhones in vids it quickly pulls

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Hmm

See Microsoft got it all wrong... What they need is a slick ad campaign involving SUPERHEROS named after their products! It worked for RIM, right?

(I hear the BOLD Team needs a new job these days...)

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Windows 8.1: Microsoft's reluctant upgrade has a split-screen personality

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bskyb?

Who thought of that name anyway? Mushmouth from the Cosby Kids?

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Microsoft to unveil new Surface slabs at September 23 event

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Standard Operating Procedure

This is what Microsoft does...they keep a lemon of a product alive, despite terrible sales and performance, until all the competition has died of natural causes. Windows CE is the biggest example of that.

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Microsoft's $7.1bn Nokia gobble: Why you should expect the unexpected

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Huh...

...now, look for someone to gobble RIMBerry whole as a defensive measure.

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Microsoft fights Google for kids' attention with ad-free Bing for Schools

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Bing bong!

Bing is bung. I bet "Bing for Schools" will be as successful as their "Games For Windows" initiative.

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Think your smutty Snapchats can't be saved by dorks? THINK AGAIN

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Re: Diddums

No, but some of us have daughters infected with the idiotic "selfies" disease. And maybe we give a shit enough to prevent them from doing something they will regret for a very long time.

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Re: Whatever.

BUT ZUCKERBERG switched everything to HTTPS he was gonna PROTECT us...

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"Ruin a lot of girls lives..." Maybe "girls" should have a little more sense than to put up naked pictures of themselves on an immortal medium like the Internet? Seriously...no sympathy. The mass narcissistic psychosis infecting females called "selfies" is a recipe for disaster.

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Facebook: 'Don't worry, your posts are SECURE with us'

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Suck it, Zuck

Given that the NSA has all the root keys anyway this switch to https by default is pointless. Or not really because going https makes it easier for Friendface to drill through firewalls and dodge corporate IT rules.

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Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

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You can tell that Microsoft has been forced to scale down their usual astroturfing given all the "Anonymous Cowards" posting blinkered pro-Microsoft nonsense. Guess the cheques were a lot smaller this month, they can't even be bothered to register "Steve Barkto" and pretend they're something other than a ham-fisted PR agency.

Personally I can't wait to see Microfail's Q1 results next year after the Xbone leaves a nice smokey crater in Xmas sales.

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Munchkin, munchkin, how to spot a munchkin. A bark-bark-Barkto we shall go!

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Sony sucker-punches Xbox on price, specs, DRM-free gaming

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Sucker Punch?

Seriously, Sony would have had to have made an actual concerted effort to screw up given Microsoft's XBone fiasco. Even the most die-hard X-box fanatics are facing the long dark tea-time of the soul over Ballmersoft's latest titsup. Time to cut Ballmer (and Dave Cutler, the moron who took over the X-Box division) loose. Alliard had the mojo...Cutler the Drill Sargeant never did, and never will. Maybe they can promote Roz "failing upwards" Ho to the X-box divison as well, and complete the circle. She did such a great job with the WinPhone after all.

(And it will be a cold day in Hades before I let a Microsoft telescreen into my house. You can bet the NSA already has "people" on the XBone's Kinect 2.0).

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Microsoft announces $499 price tag, new games for Xbox One

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Heh.

I have two friends who are Xbox 360 fanboys to the extreme. The XBone has done the unthinkable...alienated and angered them both and the silly thing isn't even out on the streets yet. The one guy, someone who hates Sony up and down, told me that he'd consider looking at the PS4.

At this point Sony would have to make a real effort to screw up. But given Sony...

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Spotify and Pandora to FACE THE MUSIC as iRadio inks Sony deal

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iWhat?

Sorry, can't hear a thing over my lovely Slacker Radio, which plays nicely across pretty much any device I have (even my old Logitech Squeezebox).

And being a subscriber I can hit the "skip" button as many damn times as I want. And the "Download Station" feature is killer given my data plan.

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Kettle 'which looks like HITLER' brews up sturm in a teacup

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Oh, THAT Hitler....

Now if it looked like Eddie Hitler I would have definitely bought one (and used it to smash my pal Ritchie over the head with).

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Did Kim Dotcom invent 2-factor authentication? Er, not exactly...

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Oh come on...

Can we stop calling him "Kim Dotcom" and go back to his former name of KIMBLE? El Reg, you used to absolutely skewer this fat charlatan back in the day. "Innovator..." my arse. He "innovated" his crack team of skript kiddies after 9/11 called "YIHAT" who then proceeded to do...nothing, but pretended they were hax0ring Islamic banks. He "innovatively" defrauded stupid venture capitalists and went on the run, before being arrested and proclaiming himself "King Kimble of the Kimpire" (and then threatening suicide).

Too bad Kimble's unintentionally hilarious homepage at kimble.org no longer exists...those awful animations of him as a "secret agent" making Bill Gates piss himself were comedy gold.

Go to attrition.org's charlatan page for a better dossier on this so-called "innovator." Brilliant scammer? Maybe. "Innovator?" Heh.

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Facebook teens' kimonos - basically never closed

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So?

Stupid teenagers without a clue about "privacy" and "data mining" are Zuckerberg's bread and butter. That's exactly why they regularly monkey with the privacy settings "accidentally" turning them off so often...it's not like the distracted hordes of clueless teen privacy nudists will even notice.

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HTC woes prompts 'leave now' tweet from former staffer

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I love/hate HTC sometimes

I've owned two HTC phones and been burned twice by HTC by them deciding to utterly orphan the devices with no further updates...the last time was the promised upgrade to ICS on the Desire HD that they decided to not do without so much as a "sorry." And then Cyanogen decided to not do CM9 "officially" for the DHD.

But I like the hardware. I like SenseUI.

Fortunately, at least for my Desire HD, there are some 3rd Party roms that keep me up-to-date...Jellytime was decent but lacking in any kind of quality control so I dumped it for the Blackout rom and haven't looked back...Blackout DHD is the ROM that HTC should have given us in the first place....ICS with Sense.

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Opera rewrite comes to Android

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Re: Noticed that the version on my Desire HD had updated itself ...

Why hello fellow Desire HD owner. I concur...Opera's latest just doesn't run well, at least not on the Desire HD. Can't tell about my TF700 as it's listed as "not compatible" in Play.

However, the real shocker for me was discovering that Firefox on Android is probably the fastest mobile browser I've used. The desktop version still stinks, what with random hangs, memory hogging and going into can-only-be-killed-with-task-manager land, but the mobile version is quite good, especially on the ancient Desire HD.

Only problem is extensions are touch and go. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. But it's fast.

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Microsoft reveals Xbox One, the console that can read your heartbeat

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Re: Thats all we need

A-freakin-men. Hey remember when gaming was about, I dunno, playing games? Seems like every half-wit with a console thinks they should post endless streams of stupid videos of them "gaming" on YouTube. Or worse, trying to hamfistedly make a "gaming show" (just take a look at Justin.TV or ustream and see how many of these cretins exist).

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The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

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Cuke?

It's like heaven in a can!

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BlackBerry CEO: Tablets will be dead in 5 years

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That just about wraps it up for the Praybook then

Got one for my wife a couple years back while she had a blackberry. Sad to see that two years later the coaster really hasn't changed much. She only uses it to take pictures now.

Not surprised Thor has shrugged over this. The Praybook is a relic from the two buffoons who drove the company into the ground, a sound reminder that they were dabbling in nonsense when they should have been focusing on the future of Blackberry handsets.

No future for tablets, Thor? My Transformer Infinity disagrees. But then again I can at least run Netflix on mine.

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Microsoft leads charge against Google's Android in EU antitrust complaint

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Microsoft and Nokia?

You mean "Just Microsoft." Because any of the "hangers on" are just Microsoft's usual trojan horses acting on their behalf. This kind of crap might have dazzled US courts but hopefully in the EU they will see through Microsoft's sock puppets.

In the end it's proof positive that Microsoft has utterly failed to convince people to use Chandler Bing and their failed mobile operating system. If you can't compete, litigate.

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Apple handed victory in Samsung text-selection patent case

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Bite me, Apple.

IGNORING the fact that their idiotic "text selection" nonsense is even up for debate...WHY is it the only response to Samsung is BANNING their product? How come they can't just say "hay, you have to change this?"

Oh that's right...it's Apple we're talking about here. They invented everything, including the patent office. Steve Jobs is so genius that even Einstein used to dream about him.

Right.

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Microsoft Xbox gaffe reveals cloudy arrogance

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Mark My Words...

...at some point the only option for survival we will have is the Galactica gambit: to completely un-network and disconnect our computers.

So say we all.

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Steve Jobs to supervise iPhone 6 FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Re: Wow so he knew about all the chip roadmaps.....

Hey what, didn't you get that memo? It's officially "gush about Steve Jobs" season again, since everyone from Nolan Bushnell to the janitor at Steve Jobs' middle school is putting out dripping love letters about how genius the young Jobs was.

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Facebook prepares to dominate Android

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Yeah

Why does this make me think of John Romero? "Mark Zuckerberg wants to make you his bitch..."

Suck it down...this thursday!

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