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* Posts by samlebon23

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Boffins hide cute kitty behind invisibility shield

samlebon23
Childcatcher

Re: Ah...

And, I don't see mirrors.

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samlebon23
Headmaster

The Pentagon has a much more sophisticated tech. They used it on September 11 to make the jet that hit the Pentagon building disappear.

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samlebon23
Happy

Re: I don't know ..

I can do that with sardines.

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Cisco and iRobot build videoconferencing robot for remote workers

samlebon23

Double Robotics has a similar product:

http://www.doublerobotics.com/

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Kettle 'which looks like HITLER' brews up sturm in a teacup

samlebon23
Headmaster

For me, it looks like Lady Gaga.

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'Leccy car biz baron Elon Musk: Thanks for the $500m, taxpayers...

samlebon23
Megaphone

Re: Note that difference *loan* (with interest) versus old car maker (2nd or 3rd) bailout.

"... or putting a man on the moon...."

You mean putting a man on the moon with a Moviola ?

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How smart does your desk phone need to be?

samlebon23
Headmaster

Re: Yes

"I have a Polycom unit at my desk, that is blinking red, I have no idea why

Because your phone is connected to a microwave oven somewhere, and it's notifying you that your soup is warm an ready.

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Science of the lambs: Boffins grow GLOW-IN-THE-DARK sheep

samlebon23
Headmaster

What's next?

What's next? Talking sheep? "Four legs good, two legs better!"

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Steve Jobs' 'spaceship' threatened by massive cost overruns

samlebon23
Headmaster

No, they keep the very rounded-corner shape, make it float in the ocean and fill it with Foxsconn slaves.

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Bill Gates offers big bucks for better condoms

samlebon23
Headmaster

Imagine a condom the size of Steve Ballmer.That way, we could prevent catching the Microsoft disease.

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Nanowires boost photovoltaics sunlight capture by 15X

samlebon23
Headmaster

Re: Fantastic!!

On paper.

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India may can low cost Aakash tablet project

samlebon23
Headmaster

Re: When it was started, a $40 tablet was outlandishly low

At $40, you need to buy 5 of them, just in case 4 of them fail. So, do the math and buy a well-reviewed, middle-priced tablet at $200.

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samlebon23
Headmaster

Gone With The Datawind.

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Apple debuts two-step verification for Apple IDs

samlebon23
Headmaster

-First step, they verify it's apple.

-Second step, they make sure it's rotten.

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New nuke could POWER WORLD UNTIL 2083

samlebon23
Go

Re: Thorium

Safe nuclear: India’s thorium reactor

http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/intelligent-energy/safe-nuclear-indias-thorium-reactor/15707

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Curiosity succeeds – Mars was wet enough for life!

samlebon23
Happy

So, when do we move?

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'We the People' seek to double NASA budget – at least

samlebon23
Headmaster

Re: How to decide. How not to decide.

And what is NASA's goal? To fight the goa'ulds?

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samlebon23
Alert

Re: How to decide. How not to decide.

No, the US military gets 5% of NASA's budget. Of course NASA gets all the wasted money from the Department Of Death, that is used to waste lives.

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US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

samlebon23
Unhappy

I thought farting was more polluting than breathing.

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Amazon, Facebook, Google attempt to cure cancer with Big Data

samlebon23

That"s funny, Amazon, Facebook and Google are three corporate tumors attempting to cure cancer.

There is no such a cure for cancer, fix the environment and you halt process. Back in 72, Nixon declared war on cancer, 40 years later corporate trolls are preaching the same gospel and hiding the truth.

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France tries again, with EU20 billion broadband fund

samlebon23
Alien

This is end of the Chalcolithic age.

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samlebon23

Re: Why the...?

To get the Euro sign, you have to hold the CTRL+SHIFT+ALT+All F keys and you drop the keyboard . And good luck.

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Soak up CO2 with sponges, says CSIRO

samlebon23
Happy

I knew it, Spongebob was going to save the planet.

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Israel declares war on Hamas via Twitter

samlebon23
Headmaster

Re: I'm sure

Amen.

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Foxconn: Worker who lost half his brain in accident must leave hospital

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US said to designate Assange 'enemy' of the state

samlebon23
Megaphone

I designate America the enemy of Assange and the rest of the world.

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Facebook shares drop 10%, trip NASDAQ 'circuit breaker'

samlebon23

Re: iFace

"Then... Apple should buy them."

And change the name to: RottenAppleBook

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samlebon23
Thumb Up

Very good news.

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iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection

samlebon23
Headmaster

Apple designs IPhones.

Foxconn assemble iPhones.

Uncle Sam borrows money from China, and gives it to Americans to buy iPhones.

What a great future.

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Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

samlebon23
Headmaster

One day, the Americans will be queuing for bread and soup. It's not far away.

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You'll be on a list 3 hrs after you start downloading from pirates - study

samlebon23
Holmes

"It's the equivalent of running around the streets shouting "I've got some parts of a stolen item"."

He would be arrested only by an idiot cop.

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samlebon23
Linux

Re: you can't commit

"Beside, with 2 billions+ in profit, do you think piracy drive down the sale of Avatar?"

You are completely right. Also, how do they expect poor people in poor countries, living on a couple of dollars a day, to pay for expensive stuff like Blue Ray movies, games and high priced software. No matter how low they will bring the price, these users will never afford the goods and will look for ways to get them for free. Today they fight torrents, tomorrow will appear other methods and alternatives.

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Sun daddy: 'Machines will replace 80 per cent of doctors'

samlebon23
Headmaster

What about nurses?

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Now Apple wants Samsung S III, Galaxy Notes off the shelves too

samlebon23
Facepalm

Re: Equally...

" Actually, all 4"+ devices that are wider than current 3.5" equivalents in terms of ratio should banned"

You mean all the tablets should be banned? Look at tablets, they look like huge phones, by your definition they should be banned. Tell you what, you can injure yourself just by lying down on the couch and watching TV. OK, we ban those goddamn TVs. What about blender, toasters, cars... I stop here because I broke my keyboard after I felt a terrible pain in my fingers.

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samlebon23

Re: Oh my here we go.

You are right. Remember what Rockefeller said "Competition is a sin".

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Hands on with LG's 21:9 monitors

samlebon23
Linux

I'll wait for a 10600 x 1080 monitor, I watch a lot of snake movies.

When the Olympics come, I'd be able to see the whole 100m track. That way , I would see Usain Bolt in finish line and in the same time an American loser who tripped and broke his ankle and blaming the shoes for his misfortune.

And also, I want this monitor to be touch with rounded corners(SCREW APPLE).

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Facebook co-founder Moskovitz scrambles to offload his shares

samlebon23

Here is the proof:

Buffett Says Social-Networking Sites Overpriced Ahead of Public Offerings

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-03-25/most-networking-site-companies-will-be-overpriced-buffett-says.html

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Cook's 'values' memo shows Apple has lost its soul

samlebon23

Re: Is it just me?

No, I would go even backward thousands of years and imagine the Apple Patent Trolls patenting the wheel and it's shape. How the hell could you build a cart or a truck, if you are not allowed to use circle-shaped wheels?

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samlebon23
Thumb Down

This is much much worst than Microsoft.

I never bought Apple and I won't. Imagine if Android disappears, we'll be stuck with one expensive brand.

I reiterated, I remember when people complained about Microsoft, this is more horrible . For fuck's sake, they patent rounded corner shapes and black colors. What's next? The alphabet? Smooth surfaces? The smell?

This is utter madness. Maybe I suggest a class action lawsuit against Apple for using the name of the delicious fruit, and then if they want to cut a deal we'll agree on ROTTEN APPLE Inc..

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Jury awards Apple $1bn damages in Samsung patent case

samlebon23
Unhappy

I am building a house with rounded corners, will I get sued by Apple or any patent troll?

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samlebon23
Unhappy

Re: I'm so surprized...

"Next on the menu: CSS rounded corners"

From now on, call them APPLE ROUNDED CORNERS.

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PayPal co-founder sells out of foundering Facebook at VAST profit

samlebon23

Re: Puzzled

Other than idiots who could you imagine buying Facebook shares.

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Curiosity success 'paves way for Man on Mars by 2030s'

samlebon23
Megaphone

Sorry, i didn't finish my post.

We are creating death on earth, and we are looking for life on a rusty place like Mars.

Just how weird the human mind is. I would say it's the end of the rational age, what's next? Who knows.

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samlebon23

Yeah, when we completely fuck up this planet, we'll have somewhere to go.

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Hobbyist builds working assault rifle using 3D printer

samlebon23
Flame

Wow, affordable rampage killing for everyone. That's what Americans need.

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Iranian nuke plants rocked in midnight 'heavy metal blast'

samlebon23

Re: Better Worm

Maybe, he should put a picture of your ass.

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LG readies bonkers big telly for sale

samlebon23
Happy

I asked LG about the woman, they told me she's 6'5".

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Judge: Apple must run ads saying Samsung DIDN'T copy the iPad

samlebon23

Re: Bizarre

In fact, it's not bizarre. The judge is not only ruling in favor of Samsung, he's also protecting consumers and giving them more choices. Who's next ?

Thanks your honor.

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samlebon23

Re: I laughed SOOOO hard!!!

No, it's a greed lawsuit.

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samlebon23

The add should say:

" Apple products are overpriced peace of junk, please buy Samsung or anything that has Android inside"

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