59 posts • joined Thursday 19th January 2012 22:36 GMT
Where´s the Klemperer rosette then?
Using the mouse on the screen, anyone else?
It must have been the cousin of the lady who tried using the mouse as a pointing device.
Where´s the fun
in computer games without a Jolly Good Fellow?
Can´t be bothered
Some say he/she´s been moulded without a serial number to cover up his/her existence at all. All we know is: He/ She´s might be retreating to the mysterious Swedish lesbian enclave to recover from his/her astounding stratodangles. Pics pse.
I´ve been technically supervising a union conference until one hour ago.
There was a guy using the same grammar like Yoda.
In German, with an Austrian accent.
16 interpreters got completly lost in the attempt to translate what this bloke was talking about.
I had to run outside. Hilarious!
To You Grammar Nazi Commentards: I´m Dschörmän and looking forward Your ´tars about my own grammar. Be with may you the encyclopedia britannica.
Now, where comes the frogman in?
LEGO vs. Playmobile
Playmobile created a shisma. Good old LEGO had to come up with an anwser and came out with kits and building plans. Before that it was bags of blocks in different shapes and colours. I remember that X-Mas when grandpa presented me with a LEGO kit of a scandinavian ferry of about 400 bricks. The neighbours boy received the Playmobile "Pirate Ship". Nothing to assemble, just there. We used the LEGO bricks to build a landing site for the pirate ship. Playmobile killed off a lot of creative challenge by providing a ready to use toy. Hence the lack of engineer students today. LEGO and Fischer Technik where the toys (tools) of the time. Playmobile killed it. Just unwrap it and play.
Didn´t get the message
Must have been hit between the ears as well. Please Sir, let me go back and have the rest of myself being blown to pieces since it did not really work out the first time. Numb Nut. High Command must be laughing their balls off over idiots like him who happily limp back to the butcher´s. Well, better that way, then having this sort of guys hanging around in the local pub bloating about, what heroes they are. And definitly better then me being press ganged to step on a landmine in a country where the locals don´t want me to bring peace, democracy... (fill in).
What a moron
Re: Be careful for what you ask for, you might get it!
The NRA will pass a law that makes owning a 3D printer with the "plan" a nessecitie for every US household.
A 5 year old boy does not need to ask his parents for a Kinder rifle before shooting his sister. Print,Bang,Done
This guy´s selling skills must be off the top shelf.
To get into business with the likes who are running failed states like Iraq or Kenia there is no way around the "brown envelope", as its called in Uganda (another failed state). The UN does it, WHO and WFP do. He should be aknowleged for exposing this greedy, corrupt bastards on the opposite side of the counter. That these bastards are even considering to get away with such a fraud shows how "morally corrupt the society of a country in its self is"(citation of an Ugandan MP). For getting an IED or car bomb into the green zone of Baghdad it only needs some Bakshish or "I know, where your family lives" to pass the roadblock. Operational searching device or not. McCormick has outstanding sales skills and should be, if at all, sentenced to 10 years of shoe repairs and key copying. Well, he might own the company after he´s done his time. Business idea for free: Divining rods for minesweepers.
Icon: My butler, checking my coat for IEDs before i put on
" when a degree was a rare badge of distinction, rather than something which fell out of your cornflakes packet following three years of alcohol-fuelled fornication."
may i use it?
Re: Bloody Americans
stop whinging ...
There´s a ruling in NY that if one looks at its female coworker for more then 8 seconds its sexual harassement.
I wouldn´t even pass Immigration. My wife is of african orign and she is "Proud to be Black", my daughter insits of "Chocolate". Plus they are proud of their female assets and you are welcome to admire them (visualy) as much as you like. There has just been a case in Germany where a politician tried to chat up a journalist and she went completly off the tracks and public.
Back to the point: Being aged 13 there wasn´t a stripper who could shock me with anything anymore. And that was far before the interweb. Like:oh,it´s my 18th birthday but you are still only 17. we are shagging since 2 years now but the law says that from today on i have sexual intercourse with a minor. Nothing wrong for a 13 year old boy watching a female in a bikini singing "Happy Birthday". Goes home and has a wank (if he liked it).
I go whereever my company sends me , near, far, middle East, Eastern Europe, the Africas. But they accept that i won´t go to the U.S.A. It´s still a land of the free but until you put your laywers on the next pole all this O.J.Simpsons and "he looked at me in a harassing way" wont go away. And yes i am 13 and love to watch a stripper.
Re: @I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
are they french?
before blowing a board block the vents. They work as generators when set in rotation by airstream and feed current back on to the mainboard with sometimes lethal results for the board, graphics card.
NK is producing washing machines?
Sie haben schlürfte uns zum letzten Mal
"schlürfte" not djöman, i think, neither hebwru
Tasering someone who wants to buy an i-whatever?
I leave that to you
Re: Simple solution
"Plus my cat won't walk on my big clunky keyboard, but happily wanders all over the Mac one, and even sits on it. Makes a mighty fine mess of any document you might be writing if you happen to forget to lock the desktop before going to make a cuppa!"
Now some empiric study starts: Cats completly ignore pc keyboards but love to jump up and down apple boards and crap on it.
I´m not in the fruit´s business but friends are and they all have problems with cats shitting on their board.
I never go without at least two cats and PCs and the pussys never touch it.
Really worth a study
Re: I followed that link to the past excuses.
Yup,the lighter Dad once gave me and he´d gotten from his Dad.
Car roofs suck. Lesson learned.
by o u dy
"Given the decades-long lifespan of some applications - particularly those licensed at $50,000 or more per seat "
For another $k 5 they will offer you an update ( just to go with the times) and a new contract. All this big system suppliers are only waiting for the next OS so they can sell "update kits" to their clients. The "New Version" of the app is then released halfway through the lifespan of the OS. So, u by o u dy while on the (not so)far horizons the next OS threatens to arise.
Re: Breaking News...Routers of Mass Distruction
No,that section is busy in the climate change denying/confirming departement now
circle of life
the falcon fledges
the eagle (crash)lands
Congs to SpaceX
NASA playing with RC toys while privatiers conquer the cosmos.
I hope SpaceX is not using any Huawei parts. Congress will outlaw them.
The CIA just released a bulletin stating, they found evidence Huawei is using secret facilities in Northern Korea to produce Routers of Mass Distruction in support of Al Qaida.
The US of A have MIT and JPL
Germany has Max-Planck and Fraunhofer Institutes
UK has ... wait ...
1.Cisco is loosing market share big time. So they come up with this "chinese military backdoor" stuff and send their (hang them)lobbiests to Washington. Probably offering the US military backdoors in their own kit. Most likely its in there already since a long time and the US military,NSA ... whoever, is concerned of loosing control of the internet backbone if more and more Cisco kit is replaced by Huawei boxes.
2.Huawei is no longer copying Cisco ware but creating their own stuff which noone in the US is able to analyse or recreate. That´s obviuos since no such chinese military backdoor has ever been found by them. It scares the shit out of both of them. Cisco for having to face a competitor with reasonable prices and the Gov for having to face black boxes from which they don´t know what´s inside.
As for Cisco producing their kit in china: Move to russia hahahaha!
Say good bye
Set up a 4 kW/h blade,Charge controller/Inverter,2x200Amp/hrs Batteries and say good bye to your local grid provider and daily load shedding.Buy the shirt,wash it,iron it and watch TV while your neighbourhood sits in the dark.
The only way to go in developing countries. Look out to India, they have some phantastic products to get you going at more then reasonable prices. I once installed a radio station off the grid on 50m² solar panels in Northern Uganda. It´s broadcasting until midnight with 150km range. Growing power demands in developing countries will be satisfied by self sufficient systems as long as they are not controlled by lobby driven laws that don´t allow one to disconnect from public grid (like Germany). Now it turns political: The gouvernment wants to stay in "Power". Example Uganda again: Wherever their are riots, the grid gets shut down. DVB-T: Gouvernment does not need to go the radio stations and clip their antennas anymore, they just flip the switch and offline you are if they don´t like what your are saying.
Hang all Lobbiests and corrupt politicians!!
I never leave my earthbound dominium without a Leatherman and a MagLite strapped to my belt and a roll of tape in my pocket. Receiving some amusement at times for this habit but more often i put it to good use. So NASA sends there heroes up ther bare naked?
With that name i think about africans selling stolen goods and would rather ask them for pot than a harddrive.
All this english word twisting nowadays doesn´t go down well with us Dschörmens
Re: So they are livestock farmers?
Most of the nesting kinds of ants are keeping herds of aphids.
You can watch it in your garden,set you´re not using any agent orange stuff to keep the buggers away.
Leave cutters don´t and safari ants don´t either,they´re just leaving scorched ground.
Leave your desk, go out in the garden,have a smoke and have a look at how great nature is in this tiny things you use to mindlessly trample to death.
Another astounding info: The biomass of ants is double the one of mankind on earth. Ants are the real rulers of the planet.
This whole LOHAN project has so faaar left the garden shed and basement lab. No more amarteur PARIS sucking on straws but prof LOHAN taking on big rockets. Next, NASA will be on your sponsor´s list. I´m out of here.
Re: I need three hands here
"She may THINK she's old enough to consent, but she isn't."
For a loving father, she will never be old enough to consent.That bloody bastard is taking away your little girl.She´s going to make it anyway, one has to face it.All,one can do is to fit her with the brains not to fall for theJohn Travolta in class.
The itching starts anyway at some point, with 12,14 or 16, depends ... but not on Daddy or whatever he does trying to "control" her.
It´s called "biology" ( a string of reality,that can not be broken down to "0" and "1")
Once she´s done it, and as a caring Daddy you will know it the moment she faces you after that, don´t go ballistic, get a bottle of your best,mourn the dead of your baby and the next morning welcome the new young woman in your family.
The British have a saying: Old enough to bleed,old enough to breed.
Again: It´s about how she is prepared by her parents to choose the right time and guy (for her, not for you) and what her body tells her.
It´s time for me to face the same situation with my baby as well and i swear,i´m going to kill anyone of those horny bastards who is trying to put his dirty hands,or worse, on my Sunshine!
u o m a keyboard and the pint
Re: Uganada and born agains
complety agree with you apart from the food thing,that´s another sheet of paper.
In the mid 2000 s, while living in Uganda,i got my hands on a confidential study about the sexual behaviour of ugandan boys growing up in the countryside. Lost the paper,so you have to take it from my mouth: First sexual experience of about 60% of ugandan village boys is with a goat. So, one day, i´m watching TV with a local guy and there is an MP really going off against gays and this guy beside me on the sofa goes just like:"Yeah,kill all this perverts!". So i get out this paper and read it to him. His reply was: " Goatshagging is common but barebacking(he used a different word) is completly abnormal!!!" It doesn´t even need this f******ng,crusading born agains who convince their followers to give them there last shillings so they can buy a bigger Merc because the pastor of the neighbouring church just got himself a BMW. Gay hatred seems to be built in into east africans. The wife is a lovely Rwandese but she completly blacks out when it comes to gays. Whereby she really likes the only gay person she knows personally and even leaves our daughter alone with him. ... African´s mindset is hard to come by.
IT angle? I did a stint at a british run ISP for a year or so in Uganda. Admins in the ugandan government are chosen by relationship, not by qualification. One does does not need to be a hacker to just walk in and out of governmental networks in Uganda or the National Social Security Funds (NSSF). Just feel free to help yourself. ...well there´s not much to harvest since the big boys stole it already anyway.
Now,before you burn me ... spend some years in sub saharan africa.
Re: Fast discharge as well?
Standard in Germany is 3 Phase a´ 63A for a one family house.
When the standard in UK is one phase, that would mean you have to run a 10mm² wire to your electric cooker and a least 16mm² to your fast water heater. Do i understand that right?
Re: Muslems & Christians United
"Isn't the world a perfect place; or it will be as soon as the USA adopt stonings."
The US of A is much more advanced nowadays.
They just shoot stoners in the middle of NY without trial.
Re: Some Suggestions for Saudis..
You´ve never been to a conference of the Arab Youth League in Uganda where this towelheads started raping every
female Conference Center worker not covering her hair. The girls went on strike,no money could convince them to go back to work until this babarian´s "conference" was over. The place was a mess. Dumps in the corridors,everything not nailed to the wall was stolen. I´ve a long history of conference desasters but this one topped everthing. 2200 delegates from all over Arabia let off the chain and going rampage. Tom38 go out and face the world behind your desk and stuff your racist accusations.You don´t know anything about the real world.GGFed
Who would want to absorb a wastness of sand?
"With their lavish wealth what exactly do they contribute to the world these days apart from bigotted opinions."
They are exporting Wahabism.That´s the most conservative interpretation of the Quoran.
They where,and are setting up thousands of Madrasses (Quoran schools) in Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Brainwashing boys from 3 years up who then end up being blown to pieces whereever there superious send them with a belt of explosives. Bringing dead and destruction to who ever happens to be nearby.
IT angle? There´s a guy in safe distance who sends the explosive device a SMS.
none of you commentards seems to ever have visited a nigerian internet cafe.
It just goes like Bingo. Every 10 minutes one these 300 guys jumps up screaming and is saved,at least financially,for the rest of his life. big applause all around.
so,if one of these non educated guys down there put their and their children´s future on a scam like this and win, they deserve it as much as this mzungu(white guy) deserves to be f*ckd over.
Forwarding this mails to Interpol is stupid as well, espeacially when one resides in Uganda.
The reply from Interpol is: please refer to your local police station.
so let the Nigerians or who ever claims to be one, go on with their scam and f*ck over as many stupid Mzungus as they can. Greedy c*nts f*cked over for being greedy. Sweet
Re: "jets off to Blighty"
He´s jetting in from the swedish lesbian enclave.
He went there to undergo tests of certain parts of his body,if,when sucked into almost vacuum,would still be operationable.He splashingly passed the tests and is now ready to take on LOHAN.
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