* Posts by markw:

95 posts • joined 18 Jan 2012

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Ex-Soviet engines fingered after Antares ROCKET launch BLAST

markw:

Re: Soviet Products

Ah, Soviet "Champagne".

Once tasted never forgotten...

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Just don't blame Bono! Apple iTunes music sales PLUMMET

markw:

Re: HOW DARE YOU!!

Bono is not a nob.

He's a knob.

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Moto 360 wristputer batt boob, elderly internals revealed in teardown

markw:

Re: Is it just me?

Perhaps those parts are decoupling caps and the device tested OK — but may throw up glitches in certain circumstances?

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'I think photographers get TOO MUCH copyright for their work'

markw:

ARM

ARM survives by selling IP.

No copyright, no company.

Leaves the market dominated by those with production facilities.

Much as I love Intel ...

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Cracking copyright law: How a simian selfie stunt could make a monkey out of Wikipedia

markw:

Re: Nah

This is all irrelevant. Your examples involve HUMANS not monkeys.

In this case a solution would be arrived at by negotiation between all parties or resorting to lawyers ...

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markw:

Obvious?

Copyright laws apply to HUMANS. What a monkey did or did not do is irrelevant. The only person with any creative input is David Slater.

Also Slater as a professional photographer would have worked in RAW format. He would then have processed his "negative" in (say) Adobe Lightroom to produce the final result.

He owns the copyright of this final work irrespective of the mad ramblings of the US Copyright Office Office and Jimmy Wales.

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US Copyright Office rules that monkeys CAN'T claim copyright over their selfies

markw:

Mad, mad, mad ...

The copyright laws regulate the behaviour of humans.

Any image made on my camera belongs to me if no other human was involved in its making.

Also David Slater as a professional photographer would have worked in RAW format. He would then have processed this "negative" in (say) Adobe Lightroom to produce the final result.

He owns the copyright of this final work irrespective of the mad meanderings of the US Copyright Office.

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No more turning over a USB thing, then turning it over again to plug it in: Reversible socket ready for lift off

markw:

Re: Proof that there is a god

Lightening!

The turtleneck moves ...

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Simian selfie stupidity: Macaque snap sparks Wikipedia copyright row

markw:

Who takes the picture?

A lot of wildlife photographers set up cameras which are triggered by animals. Are all these now copyright-free because they were "taken" by the subject?

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Scottish independence debate: STV player flops under weight of viewers

markw:

Re: Worth noting

Fred Dinenage — How?!

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Korean vendor launches wearable RPi clone

markw:

Any links for this "new Pi"?

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Asteroid's DINO KILLING SPREE just bad luck – boffins

markw:

Re: Genuine question

It appears to be in North Texas ...

http://northtexasjellystone.com/_themedevents/2014_yogi_dinosaur_expedition_2.htm

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That stirring LOHAN motto: Anyone know a native Latin speaker?

markw:

Re: Why Latin?

Welsh is in a persistent vegetative state. As soon as life support is removed it will die out completely.

I say that because it's true. However I also support all these minority UK languages and am perfectly happy for my tax money to be spent to keep them going.

I also detest the homogenising effect of the internet and other modern media on regional accents and other regional differences. I also recognise that my detesting it will make no difference whatsoever and in the long term.

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markw:

Why Latin?

Why not an English motto.

Or if you must have a dead language why not one closer to home such as Welsh or Cornish?

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El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

markw:

Re: Seagate's HQ

Armadillo Willys — a fast food concept too far...

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Microsoft compliance police to NHS: We want your money

markw:

Re: NHS deserves to be ripped apart

You've forgotten to take your medication again haven't you...

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Measure for measure: We visit the most applied-physicist-rich building in the UK

markw:

Re: "Like an ass whose back with kilograms of Concorde bows..."

Measure for measure.

For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows,

Thou bear's thy heavy riches but a journey,

And death unloads thee. Friend hast thou none;

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Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

markw:

Re: Wow, talk about humour erosion..

Offense = USA.

Offence = Rest of the world.

Both mean the same.

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Ex–Apple CEO John Sculley: Ousting Steve Jobs 'was a mistake'

markw:

Camp ...

Why do they look so camp in the photo?

And how can you tell if they are wearing suspenders?

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Inmarsat: Doppler effect helped 'locate' MH370

markw:

Re: 19th Century Physics Fail.

So Reg, a fundamental schoolboy error!

Now you know how Stephen Fry feels.

Except that he is not a reporter on a tech publication.

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Bletchley boffins go to battle again: You said WHAT about Colossus?

markw:

Re: Colossus is in H Block

Who are Colossus Rebuild Limited?

I can't seem to find exactly who they are, what they do and who are the owners ...

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Tornado-chasing stealth Batmobile set to invade killer vortices

markw:

Re: Bloody Merican mutilation of English

It's it's not its.

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Star Wars movie to start shooting in UK this summer

markw:

Re: 'Star Wars movie to start shooting in UK this summer'

Correct—but I think you meant knob...

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ZEPPELINS to replace Goodyear blimps in American skies

markw:

Re: Yes it's a blimp.

I remember that gay used to mean homosexual.

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Muslim clerics issue fatwa banning the devout from Mars One 'suicide' mission

markw:

Ars Technica

This story appeared in Ars Technica two days ago I expect rather quicker cutting and pasting er... I mean reporting from The Register.

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Apple marks '1984' anniversary with iPhone-produced un-commercial

markw:

Re: "the square root of negative yo momma."

The square root of minus one has been trademarked by Apple.

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Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest EVER recorded, global warming is NOT eroding it'

markw:

Re: Nice article

All squids are at the very least damp.

Perhaps you meant damp squib.

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BlackBerry CEO John Chen: Y'know what, we'll go back to enterprise stuff

markw:

Re: The proof, of course, will be in the pudding.

Which comes from a time when alcohol was "proved" (i.e. tested) to ensure it wasn't watered down.

Perhaps the journos have been at the electric soup?

Or perhaps standards of literacy ain't wot they used to be ...

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markw:

The proof, of course, will be in the pudding.

Of course it won't because this is nonsense.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Proof in this sense means test.

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'F*** off, Google!' Protest blockades Google staff bus AGAIN – and Apple's

markw:

Re: Why not follow the lead of that other chocolate factory?

Unfortunately Cadbury was sold out to the Krap Corporation by its disgusting senior management.

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El Reg Contraption Confessional No.1: The Dragon 32 micro

markw:

Re: One suggestion

No. Just No...

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Britain’s forgotten first home computer pioneer: John Miller-Kirkpatrick

markw:

Bought one... Still got it...

I bought a Scrumpi kit. £60 for a kit was a very large sum at the time.

Power supply not included. You had to program in binery since both data and address buses were shown by LEDs and data set by switches. I wore out the right hand “Step” switch.

It eventually ended up in college in a Differential Pulse Polarography rig.

It had a very expensive 12 bit A/D converter and an 8 bit D/A (output to a chart recorder).

I interfaced a bought-in board so that I could record/read data from a cassette recorder. I sent off to have a 32x8 PROM programmed which was used to boot from. I expanded the memory with SRAM on a bit of veroboard. I think to 1.5k.

The whole lot was self-funded from my grant (remember those!) as none of my lecturers knew WTF I was on about.

Still got the whole thing somewhere. Must find it and see if it still works…

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Doctor Who: From Edwardian grump to Malcolm Tucker and back again

markw:

The new Doctor

Well why not a woman?

Why not Bonnie Langford as Dr Who?

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Microsoft touts SCROOGLE merch: Hopes YOU'LL PAY to dump on rival

markw:

Another mug...

KEEP CALM

AND

CARRY ON

LIKE A FAT SWEATY CHIMP

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'I'm BIG, I'm BALD and I'm LOUD!' Blubbering Ballmer admits HE was Microsoft's problem

markw:

It's the Brits wot dun it...

It's all our fault.

That visit to London and then Coldplay depressed him so much that he just gave up.

Will we ever live it down...

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Who! wants! cursed.com? Yahoo! flogs! domains! in! multimillion-dollar! sale!

markw:

Poo

It can be quite amusing to see what people have registered.

E.g. someone has registered PooReview.com.

Why?

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Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

markw:

Re: ryanair

Yes, but only because there isn't a worse word available.

A deficiency in the English language ...

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Facebook fans fuel FAGGOT FURY firestorm

markw:

Re: Faggots, AKA "Savoury ducks" offensive?

"Bum a fag"

Or Burn a flag...

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Call yourself a 'hacker', watch your ex-boss seize your PC without warning

markw:

Re: So...

Hack: A writer of articles; a harmless drudge.

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Obama to Merkel: No Americans are listening to you on this call

markw:

But surely Germany...

But surely Germany is spying on American — and everyone else for that matter.

Or are they the only country in the world that is'nt?

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Dead Steve Jobs' Apple donut SPACESHIP HQ gets permission to land

markw:

Re: 2.8 million square foot?

2.8 million square feet with rounded corners...

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Ofcom set to fatten up London's White Space TV spectrum

markw:

Spelling!

meters -> metres

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Beat the UK's incoming smut filter: Pre-censor your grumble flicks

markw:

What's the problem?

Nothing has been censored. Nothing has changed.

The last time I visited my ISP's site (TalkTalk) I was asked if I wanted to activate a "child-friendly" filter. I ticked "no".

What is the problem exactly?

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Star Wars revival secret: This isn't the celluloid you're looking for

markw:

Re: Could be 65mm

None of the original was in 65mm. Although 2001 was...

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Nokia's India threat letter: 'It's cheaper to make phones in China'

markw:

Re: It might be cheaper 'today'

"Eventually, these conglomerates will run out of cheap places to 'make stuff'."

Eventually the greedy, rich first-world consumers will run out of cheap places to make the shiny shit they are addicted to.

There fixed it for you ...

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iWatch rumours grow as Apple hires Nike fitness guru Jay Blahnik

markw:

Re: Tom Lehrer? : Shakespeare

Richard III surely...

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London Mayor shows off GIANT BLUE COCK in busy square

markw:

Hooker in Dudley...

When I suggested you do this story in the comments of the "Hooker in Dudley..." article I thought that I was being ironic —oh well...

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Apple's shock treatment: An authentic charger-spotting guide

markw:

Right brand

Buying cheap chargers from eBay is stupid — as is buying official istuff.

Best to stick to known brands. I got a Belkin charger from ebuyer which cost three times as much as an eBay cheapie but still much less than igear. It is beautifully constructed.

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