Posts by Crisp
1279 posts • joined Monday 16th January 2012 14:00 GMT
Re: Can we have some bears too?
Lions, Tigers and Bears!
Re: Can't ISPs detect zombified PCs?
Ok, do you want to volunteer to have your traffic profiled first?
It's not white for a start.
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Run for the hills Cory Bernardi! We're all doomed!
Overclockers are rubbing their hands with glee
I'd worry about frost build up on the processor though.
Re: My last excuse...
Your phone is there for your convenience, not other peoples.
Electric shocks when hit by a plasma bolt
Finally! A way to electrocute people over TCP/IP!
Posted in First C compiler pops up on Github
First C Compiler
Or, the great grandmother of all compiler errors.
I can use = instead of == in an expression and that's valid?
Re: I wonder how they tested the "will not work with a severed hand" part.
Gimme Five!
Re: IT BEGINS!
Let's hope that it doesn't have a solid core of naqahdah...
How do you model one system onto another completely incompatible one?
I don't know. I'll have a go at figuring it out after I've taken this pen and paper business process and automated it on my PC.
How could anyone have granted those patents?
Which can be paraphrased as "What the internet already does."
The UK Civil Service has a code governing honesty?
I wonder what it says?
And what exactly have you done to try and make the world a better place today?
Mesons play for both sides in polarity switch shocker!
So where's the sexy footage of mesons oscillating?
Technically he's right.
But you can produce as much CO2 if not more, by sitting around talking bullshit all day long.
And lets face it, there's a lot more of that going on than cycling.
Re: how much use would you or I get from that?
Probably about the same amount of use as the Apollo program. In other words... A lot.
Re: Just get a Raspberry Pi
And just how am I ^H^H^H^H is a hacker supposed to convince someone to hook up their iDevice to a raspberry pi to steal their credit card info?
Re: Three digital watches...
But do any of them display the right time?
I wonder if you can hack the cable...
Maybe get that little ARM chip to do something useful.
Posted in SpaceX Dragon eventually snared by ISS
Re: It's never embarrassing to fix a problem.
We all make mistakes. It's embarrassing not to learn from them. There's nothing embarrassing about fixing them.
Re: Security isn't a dirty word
Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
Darling: And, fortunately, one of *our* spies--
Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty!
Have they named it yet?
Why not Zoidberg?
Yeah, you're going to need to replace all that with Rat 5.
Re: ""Rats don't have a sense of self"
Are they sure that rats don't have a sense of self?
My rats apparently seem to have a sense of self. Which I can demonstrate with two rats, a mirror and a banana chip.
Blighty telcos ordered to play whack-a-mole again.
This should solve the problem once and for all.
Interesting Article
But what does it taste like?
"Dangerous Ordnance"
As if there is any other kind!
Re: Everything is now Square.
Of course everything is now square. It's the only geometric shape that's still in the public domain.
Re: Game of Thrones
I love that show! It's so refreshing to watch something that treats it's audience like adults.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't believe that Maz Technologies filed those patents with a straight face.
Compatibility Support Calls in 3... 2... 1...
I'm so glad I don't work on a helldesk any more.
I really feel for those of you that do though.
Re: I wonder if that is legal?
Clicking isn't signing a contract.
Re: Which country is the degree from?
Actually, yes I would. The Chinese have done a sterling job of cracking american systems.
Re: This article reads remarkably like...
I've never understood why I should be worried about the bacteria in my toilet bowl.
I don't eat from it, wash in it, or drink the water from it.
The boffins did not say whether the lost continent was that of Atlantis, Mu or Lemuria.
Because that would have been very silly.
Or is there?
Maybe.
Re: They have to pay developers
Paying developers to do work?
Let's hope this catches on!
Do these drones remind anyone of a T-1 Aerial?
Surely it can't just be me.
Posted in Apple files 'iWatch' patent application
Re: This is worth a patent?
No.
It's just a flexible display glued to a bistable spring. It's hardly innovative. It's almost the definition of "obvious".
No Stoya in that mix up?
They missed a trick there.
Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your PC and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?
Fly a kite.
Re: Good riddance?
You'd be in breach of the Equality Act of 2006.
Don't downvote me. I don't make the rules.
These aren't new games.
They are remakes of old ones that I already own.
Re: It's just a penis.
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk appreciating controversial works of art!
It's just a penis.
Half the population has one.
The human body is a beautiful thing. Why not celebrate the masculine form?
Posted in Why you need a home lab to keep your job
Re: Where do you get all the software from?
Either open source, or I download developer editions of software from my MSDN account.
BTW, I do actually have a home lab, but that's for my personal use. Not my employers.
Because it's currently geared up to construct an army of robotic super soldiers.
Posted in Why you need a home lab to keep your job
I don't work for free.
And learning new skills to benefit the company that employs me *is* work.
So I'll be doing my training during work hours thankyouverymuch.
We need to work on ways of getting there
Preferably within my lifetime.
