2044 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
I can quite see this happening...
iThing: What's wrong?
User: Well if you don't know then I'm not telling you!
Looks like a weather balloon to me
Re: The FBI and NSA hate anything....
My point is that HSBC got away with a paltry fine for their criminal behaviour. I think it's a fair bet that Charlie Shrem wont get such favourable treatment.
Re: The FBI and NSA hate anything....
And I'm sure that the HSBC have totally stopped laundering money for drug cartels.
What's your point?
A quick trip to the search engine and....
Turns out that 1D is already a thing.
Am I the only one that was disappointed that there was no maths?
It's a well-made American vehicle.
There's a first!
"We have a strict set of policies which govern what types of ads appear on Google."
Their main policy is "Do we have their money yet?"
Margaret Hodge says that like it's a bad thing
Do we really want multinational companies taking advantage of our infrastructure without contributing to its upkeep?
It was a gift from Tim Berners Lee
Although, I could see how you could confuse him with a god.
Today, low earth orbit
Tomorrow, The Moon!
All of those games
Are special cases of a more generalised theory of Connect-4.
So these guys are getting done for laundering $2 million...
Yet HSBC launder $881 million and get let off with no criminal charges.
They obviously didn't launder enough!
Like taking candy from a public domain baby.
It's a bit cheeky, copying someone else's game mechanism and then trying to claim it as your own IP!
Virgin Media has been walloped by Britain's advertising watchdog!
Awesome! Finally the ASA has taken a firm hand with blatant lies in advertising!
"Virgin Media was told that the ad must not appear again in its current form."
Oh :( That was a bit of a let down.
Re: Pussy whipped?
You've pawssibly stumbled onto a great application there. Patent it before someone whiskers it away!
Meanwhile: Real terrorists proceed unmolested.
The american stazi have got an awful lot of free time on their hands if they can waste resources like this.
Get over here and give me some sugar!
My batteries are running low.
The filter is working exactly as predicted.
Why is anyone surprised? The vast majority of savvy El Reg readers said it would do this, and lo it has come to pass!
I for one welcome our new death ray wielding overlords.
Re: Write me a thousand lines of bug free code.
10 PRINT "Hello, world!"
20 PRINT "Hello, world!"
996 similar lines snipped.
9990 PRINT "Hello, world!"
10000 PRINT "Hello, world!"
There you go! Totally bug free!
(It doesn't do anything, but then that wasn't in the requirements)
It seems like a rather long winded way to say:
Security through Obscurity.
Re: @AC 09:54
Excellent idea! We should be able to upvote/downvote articles.
Nice to see ThrustVPS setting a good example.
I'd like to see more companies displaying that kind of honesty.
You want me to do what?
Ok Glass, look up the wikihow article for that...
Oh that is all kinds of wrong!
Smack bang right in the middle of the uncanny valley.
Sorry, computers are all down
We've had a massive outbreak of greenfly.
Management drag their heels on keeping tools up to date.
And then blame everyone but themselves years later when those tools fail.
Re: Grandma come to teach mind, and suck eggs?
And she's all out of eggs.
Use strong, memorable passwords
As soon as developers start building systems that will accept something like "Correct Horse Battery Staple" as a strong password, I will!
It's ok El Reg. I'll say it if you wont.
Sounds like a Patent Denial of Service Attack
With Google flooding the patent office with requests, it should prevent other patent trolls from being able to get a successful request through.
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards
It's had a reboot and the new version evoked a lot of nostalgia in me when I played it.
It's even got the age verification questions at the start!
After the General Election
I'm hoping to see record lows of Labour, Liberal and Tory MP's in office.
What goes on in the Facebook/Twitter hive mind?
I'm going to guess that a good 60% of it is about the weather at the moment.
Re: Harvesting spare static electricity
I'd have thought a better solution would be those power cells that metabolise glucose.
It's not just the lies
It's the constant stream of spam they feed through my letterbox offering me new customer deals.
What's even worse is that I'm already a subscriber!
If they are anything like ATOS
None of the information they hold on me will be relevant or accurate.
If it's my fondleslab...
Then aren't those my germs? Ones that I'm already immune to or part of my normal skin flora and fauna?
Didn't they do that all the time during the McCarthy era?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the FBI were watching all sorts of elected officials at the time.
Re: Anyone got a map?
I don't think you get the scale of these things. You're probably going to want to build your house on a different planet.
Why do I get the feeling that exoplanet hunters will be carping on about this for some time?
Re: The real story here
Money changed hands somewhere. I'm sure that they'll be able to dig out a receipt when the police come along to give them the 6 o'clock knock.
The real story here
Is that no one has been arrested for this yet.
It's a frigging prision.
Shouldn't be too difficult to erect some kind of cage around it.
Re: Since when does digital data need a permanent medium in the ranges of millions of years?
Since about a million years from now when the first settlers on 55 Cancri e wake up from their long sleep and need to start building their civilisation with the tools that they bought with them.
Alicia Keys as creative director?
I can't imagine anything more demotivating for the poor sods at Blackberry that actually do the work.
Can you buy fish sticks with it?
How many fish sticks will a CoinYe buy you?
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