1279 posts • joined Monday 16th January 2012 14:00 GMT
Re: Can't ISPs detect zombified PCs?
Ok, do you want to volunteer to have your traffic profiled first?
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Run for the hills Cory Bernardi! We're all doomed!
Electric shocks when hit by a plasma bolt
Finally! A way to electrocute people over TCP/IP!
Re: I wonder how they tested the "will not work with a severed hand" part.
How could anyone have granted those patents?
Which can be paraphrased as "What the internet already does."
The UK Civil Service has a code governing honesty?
I wonder what it says?
And what exactly have you done to try and make the world a better place today?
Mesons play for both sides in polarity switch shocker!
So where's the sexy footage of mesons oscillating?
Technically he's right.
But you can produce as much CO2 if not more, by sitting around talking bullshit all day long.
And lets face it, there's a lot more of that going on than cycling.
Re: how much use would you or I get from that?
Probably about the same amount of use as the Apollo program. In other words... A lot.
Re: Just get a Raspberry Pi
And just how am I ^H^H^H^H is a hacker supposed to convince someone to hook up their iDevice to a raspberry pi to steal their credit card info?
I wonder if you can hack the cable...
Maybe get that little ARM chip to do something useful.
Re: Security isn't a dirty word
Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
Darling: And, fortunately, one of *our* spies--
Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty!
Have they named it yet?
Why not Zoidberg?
Yeah, you're going to need to replace all that with Rat 5.
Re: ""Rats don't have a sense of self"
Are they sure that rats don't have a sense of self?
My rats apparently seem to have a sense of self. Which I can demonstrate with two rats, a mirror and a banana chip.
Blighty telcos ordered to play whack-a-mole again.
This should solve the problem once and for all.
But what does it taste like?
As if there is any other kind!
Re: Everything is now Square.
Of course everything is now square. It's the only geometric shape that's still in the public domain.
Re: Game of Thrones
I love that show! It's so refreshing to watch something that treats it's audience like adults.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't believe that Maz Technologies filed those patents with a straight face.
Compatibility Support Calls in 3... 2... 1...
I'm so glad I don't work on a helldesk any more.
I really feel for those of you that do though.
Re: I wonder if that is legal?
Clicking isn't signing a contract.
Re: Which country is the degree from?
Actually, yes I would. The Chinese have done a sterling job of cracking american systems.
Re: This article reads remarkably like...
I've never understood why I should be worried about the bacteria in my toilet bowl.
I don't eat from it, wash in it, or drink the water from it.
The boffins did not say whether the lost continent was that of Atlantis, Mu or Lemuria.
Because that would have been very silly.
Or is there?
Re: They have to pay developers
Paying developers to do work?
Let's hope this catches on!
Do these drones remind anyone of a T-1 Aerial?
Surely it can't just be me.
No Stoya in that mix up?
They missed a trick there.
Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your PC and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?
Fly a kite.
Re: It's just a penis.
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk appreciating controversial works of art!
It's just a penis.
Half the population has one.
The human body is a beautiful thing. Why not celebrate the masculine form?
Re: Where do you get all the software from?
Either open source, or I download developer editions of software from my MSDN account.
BTW, I do actually have a home lab, but that's for my personal use. Not my employers.
Because it's currently geared up to construct an army of robotic super soldiers.