2103 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Because the sudden appearance of a 437ft CyberDemon is likely to cause mass panic.
Re: Babes, Beaches, Beer, and BBQ
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Re: I can't even think of a word to do justice to its size!
With a name like Dr Black
I'm surprised that she's not retreated to her evil lair inside a hollowed out volcano.
The service will not be offered to individual subscribers
Why? Is my privacy worth less?
If my algorithm finds a solid gold asteroid...
and it gets mined, do I get a share of the profits?
Infocom games are cool again? Awesome!
Say what you like about those old games, but they knew how to put together a proper boxed copy back in those days.
It wasn't just a bunch of disks and a manual. You got that and so much more that made the game seem so real that for a few hours you'd really feel like some kind of adventurer (or an intergalactic hitchhiker).
How do they propose to mount this on the head of a shark?
Yes. I want sharks with frickin phasers!
Good for the CRTC!
It's about time they took a stand for Canadian Strange!
Re: How to load an airship with celebrities
That's a reality TV show I'd watch.
Re: Sprint have missed a trick here...
That'll teach me to read the frigging article!
Sprint have missed a trick here...
What Sprint should do is charge the NSA even more for their services, and then pass that money back to consumers in the form of cheap/free calls.
Everybody wins. Sprint make loads of money and get customers. Sprint customers get a subsidised service. The NSA get people to spy on. What's not to like?
Windows XP is one of those items that I categorise with the Model T Ford, rotary dial Bakelite phones, 56K modem handshaking noises, and radios that needed the valves to warm up before you could listen to anything.,
How soon until I can put PGP on my android phone?
Then I can encrypt the bytes out of everything!
If it's anything like the HSBC scandal
All the EBA will do is wring their hands and ask us very nicely not to launder money again.
Rupert Murdoch likes Google now?
That's as good a reason as any to boycott it.
Because we all need more of this:
Click here to find out the one secret trick to avoiding ads that big companies don't want you to know about!
Re: Daily Mail headlines write themselves
Not quite there yet "Bitcoin users are heavily armed East European drug-peddling Muslim pedophiles! using money from Bitcoin to fund terrorism and reduce your house prices by stopping weekly bin collections!!!!!!"
Were Apple available for comment?
If you can't get an answer from an official Apple spokesperson then you ought to get that mole on the payroll.
Oh so it's ok for GCHQ to spy on peoples webcams...
But when I do it, I have to go on a sex offenders register!
Why am I finding out about this from El Reg and not from Virgin?
If Virgin Media can find the time to put an entire tree's worth of spam through my letterbox every week, then they could have found a way to tell me about this, surely?
Ah the 1990's! Such a glorious decade!
Only during the day.
Is your problem that she was filming the assault, or is it the device she was using to do it?
Re: Well would you let some pervert wearing Google Glasses
People drive past my kids school with dashboard cams all the time. What's the problem?
Finally! Apple shows some innovation!
It's just a shame that "There's not enough statues of Steve Jobs" isn't really a problem that needs a solution.
Re: Unfair Contract Terms
It doesn't invalidate the entire contract?
Turns out that the data is going to be handled by ATOS healthcare.
And that's me opting out straight away.
Why is it when I hear a bit of Microsoft Marketing...
I'm immediately inclined to believe the exact opposite.
Are you saying that the goggles, they do nothing?
Re: Dogecoin not on the list?
Wow. Such comment. Much upvote.
I've got a rock that keeps away tigers.
I carry it with me everywhere I go in the UK, and I've never seen a tiger.
If those are scam sites...
Shouldn't the UK government prosecute them? Maybe put them in jail for being naughty and taking money under false pretences?
That would send a stronger message than just removing them from Google searches.
Re: So it's suddeny fun to gratuitously mock someone's sexuality
Go take a Placebo AC.
Imagine a random, infinite sequence of numbers containing nothing but +1s and -1s.
Somewhere within that sequence is a subset of numbers that contains a picture of a cat that wants a cheeseburger.
And doing Science!
I've always wondered why Ganymede was bigger on the inside than the outside,
It's all fun and games until...
Some twat fires up a megawatt CO2 laser.
With all the managers at the NHS now
There is really no excuse for them not maintaining their IT systems.
Re: stuck in my head
ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Tinfoil hats proven useless
But they still block thought probes right?
Re: Nemo motors
We all run in a tiny submarine...
"...internal mechanical responses that no one has seen before..."
Translation: We thumped it to see what happened.
When I said that I wanted to see more women in IT...
A clueless idiot like Lottie Dexter was not what I had in mind.
Re: There's Microsoft with their American centric view again.
Yeah, virtually every single bit has been replaced with the exception of the little screws that hold the hard drives in place and the motherboard mounting screws.
There's Microsoft with their American centric view again.
We don't buy it and bin it over this side of the pond. We take it apart, fix it, and then duct tape it back together. I've had the same computer for the last 20 years and it's working absolutely fine.
Why are they still piloting these things with meat brains?
Stick an autopilot and an aimbot in there and there you have it. Totally autonomous killing machines.
There already is a tax on radio and TV. In the UK at least anyway.