2012 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
It's ok El Reg. I'll say it if you wont.
Sounds like a Patent Denial of Service Attack
With Google flooding the patent office with requests, it should prevent other patent trolls from being able to get a successful request through.
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards
It's had a reboot and the new version evoked a lot of nostalgia in me when I played it.
It's even got the age verification questions at the start!
After the General Election
I'm hoping to see record lows of Labour, Liberal and Tory MP's in office.
What goes on in the Facebook/Twitter hive mind?
I'm going to guess that a good 60% of it is about the weather at the moment.
Re: Harvesting spare static electricity
I'd have thought a better solution would be those power cells that metabolise glucose.
It's not just the lies
It's the constant stream of spam they feed through my letterbox offering me new customer deals.
What's even worse is that I'm already a subscriber!
If they are anything like ATOS
None of the information they hold on me will be relevant or accurate.
If it's my fondleslab...
Then aren't those my germs? Ones that I'm already immune to or part of my normal skin flora and fauna?
Didn't they do that all the time during the McCarthy era?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the FBI were watching all sorts of elected officials at the time.
Re: Anyone got a map?
I don't think you get the scale of these things. You're probably going to want to build your house on a different planet.
Why do I get the feeling that exoplanet hunters will be carping on about this for some time?
Re: The real story here
Money changed hands somewhere. I'm sure that they'll be able to dig out a receipt when the police come along to give them the 6 o'clock knock.
The real story here
Is that no one has been arrested for this yet.
It's a frigging prision.
Shouldn't be too difficult to erect some kind of cage around it.
Re: Since when does digital data need a permanent medium in the ranges of millions of years?
Since about a million years from now when the first settlers on 55 Cancri e wake up from their long sleep and need to start building their civilisation with the tools that they bought with them.
Alicia Keys as creative director?
I can't imagine anything more demotivating for the poor sods at Blackberry that actually do the work.
Can you buy fish sticks with it?
How many fish sticks will a CoinYe buy you?
Couldn't he have waited until she went down the shops?
Seems a bit extreme just to get a bit of alone time!
There has got to be a way to get a probe out there (eventually)
I know it would take a while, but I'd love to take a gander at these worlds up close!
It's just a fancy word for bribe.
How do they know that they're arms and not legs?
I pay my Virgin Media bill every month. And in that bill I get the basic TV package bundled in.
Even though I just want internet access.
So I'm paying for it anyway. Even though I don't watch it.
Re: how to watch the Daily Show int he UK
Bugger. I failed step 1. No TV.
Too be fair
A lot of those risks are the same with regular currency.
There's nothing that the EBA can do if someone nicks my leather wallet either.
Is Google expanding their searches to the real world?
Ok, Glass. Where did I leave my keys?
(Robot scurries off to retrieve them)
Reminds me of the whole .co.uk vs .com thing 15 years ago.
People would pay more for the .com name because they saw it as more prestigious.
I actually had a client ask me once which was better... And they refused to believe me when I told them there was functionally no difference.
We send probes to other bodies all the time.
Why can't we send one to Europa to basically melt its way through the ice, then fire a submarine probe down there?
Well what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
Do we have to actually ask businesses for their data or can we just take it?
"We're going to inject you will bull semen Mr Smith"
Are you absolutely sure you're a doctor?
We made more money than almost anybody on the PLANET
And yet he says that like it's a good thing.
Re: Don't encourage the old git
Only if he doesn't get the death sentence.
Do the pipes go....
'nurieek', 'rotut', 'hernunger'?
DIY in space
Well who else is going to do it? It's a bit of a long trek to get a repair man in.
Why are you blaming the victim AC?
If it was your pictures up there of you in the buff, along with your personal contact information would you still have the same attitude? Do you think that the site owner was right to charge extortionate amounts of money to maybe take them down?
Human error is when you make an accidental mistake.
This wasn't human error, this was deliberate.
But the people on 4chan are always so nice!
They are some of the most kind and honest people I've seen on the internet.
Why The Register of all publications would try and besmirch the good name of this wholesome family friendly site is beyond me.
Even in the criminal underworld
The rich get all the perks.
"£91m in IT assets will be worthless five years from now"
Code that works is an asset. Code that doesn't work is a liability.
"code worth £91m would only be used until a "digital solution" is implemented."
Ah, no wonder the code doesn't work. It's an analogue code solution!
So what you're saying is...
If I'm going to Antarctica, I ought to pack a sweater?
City of London Police
I always thought that it was the job of the police to protect law and order. Not act as the private army of corporations.
I've redefined dog poop as steak.
But for some reason, it still tastes like shit.
You'd be surprised about what you can learn about a photo with Tineye
It's like the Google of images.
By Grabthar's hammer!
That's one hell of a headline! :)
What is the difference (if any) between the following:
1) Using LOIC during a coordinated attack.
2) Using LOIC by yourself.
3) Leaving a brick on F5.
Re: Further proof that these things are childish toys.
I for one like playing with childish toys.
Re: Backtraced eh?
He should have used 7 proxies.
Where are the juicy pictures?
If ever an article needed a few visual aids it was this one!
- JLaw, Kate Upton exposed in celeb nude pics hack
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- Twitter declines to deny JLaw tweet scrubdown after alleged iCloud NAKED PHOTOS hack