2060 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Re: Longevity, so far up to thousands of years.
Try hundreds. It you want it to last thousands of years, carve it in stone.
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Safe cracking has come a long way since the 60's.
What does Andrew Paterson think Glass does?
Am I going to start having to worry about the Data Protection Act when I'm using my Android phone too?
What is Lottie Dexter qualified to advise people on?
Except how to avoid getting a proper job.
Re: Do you seriously log into your home computer
Yes. Because there's stuff on there that I don't want my children to see.
How's security at this museum?
The last thing we need is crooks breaking in and stealing lightsabers.
Re: WTF "5000 times cooler" is supposed to mean
They should have said it was 5 KiloFonzies cooler.
When do you create a Closed Timelike Curve?
See title for answer.
It's a trap!
I've been outside and seen the sun today for the first time in years
Facebook's failure has opened up a brave new world for me.
It looks like an Aperture Science Testing Centre.
I'll have Brid-Aine Parnell know that our satellite is larger than most.
You don't see many planets with satellites that have a mass ratio like the Earth and Moon do!
So much porn!
And here I was thinking that complex physics was the problem
After all, how much GPU power do you spend on making sure that breasts bounce just right?
Why am I only finding out about this NOW!?!
Mine's the coat with a copy of nmap in the pocket.
Unexpected Golden Shower
How much money are they going to make out of this?
Re: How do you determine if a computer program was driving dangerously?
Check the Event Log.
We've got Ms Tiamat holding on lines 2, 3, 5, 8 and 11. And boy is she pissed.
As far as I understand it (which isn't that far), it's a tiny ball of wibbly-wobbly quarky-gluony ... stuff.
" three quarks bound to make up protons (which last forever)"
Probably... depending on which flavour of string theory you prefer.
We're all running out of IPv4 address space
And Stephen Fry is just sitting there pontificating.
"literature on hacking computer systems"
Is this illegal in Russia?
I've seen things... things that would turn you white.
Wow! Play allows you to watch content you've paid for?
What a novel concept!
Let's hope it catches on.
I for one wont be satisfied until there's an OCTO-copter version of this thing.
How am I supposed to deliver printed death from above with only four copters?
Why aren't Vodafone running end to end encryption to prevent this kind of thing?
We could have private communications. We just don't.
Women are legitimate targets of jokes...
Just like men are.
So nothing like those floaty scanner things in Prometheus?
Those little widgets looked so cool.
You'd probably want to stipulate that you died in a heroic way as well. Such as rescuing baskets of kittens and babies from a burning orphanage. (You don't die in the fire, but tragically after rescuing the last singed kitten.)
How steady does your hand have to be to take down a plane with a laser pointer?
I'm guessing that it would be slightly easier with one of those powerful 2W green lasers.
Re: Computer Misuse Act needs more of an update than that
I completely agree with you. There's just one problem.
This legislation will be written by lawyers. A profession which is still passing documents around by fax machine.
Re: WTF are 'paedophilic manuals'?
I've no idea. It seems a little silly to me to have a law to cover a specific case of a manual that details how to commit a very specific crime.
Why no legislation on burglary manuals? Or Murder manuals? Armed robbery manuals? (Maybe it's the programmer in me, but why not create an abstract law regarding the dissemination of criminal techniques in manuals and then have a concrete implementation for each crime?)
Is this law really going to accomplish anything? I'm no criminal mastermind, but I don't think that criminals go on to the internet, download a "paedophilic manual" and then start practising.
Re: Instead of flipping images upside-down, just tilt them by a few degrees
That's the evilest thing I can imagine! :')
Re: Can you back that up with facts? Links? Evidence?
All non-trivial software solutions have holes. See The Halting Problem.
Re: Software Defined Wanking
That's not actually a bad idea... Let's hope that this device has a decent API and a USB connector.
You could have it sync up with a movie of your favourite grumble flick, or you could have it vary the grip, frequency and length of strokes.
It just doesn't look big enough
How are you supposed to fit it all in there?
There's only 4" of stroke there. It doesn't seem like nearly enough.
I can totally see this working
The children of the future will be paying for things with old websites I wrote years ago. It's kind of beautiful in a way :)
What is that? A linux computer for ants?
Re: "Who am I?!?!?!?!"
Johnny the tackling alzheimer's patient?
Re: Sexist article
I took away the opposite opinion when I'd finished reading the article. It seems that a womens biggest problem is in fact other women.
Re: Horse Law
Have you seen the way some irresponsible drivers treat horses on the road though?
It's not the intelligent self driving car I'm worried about, it's the irresponsible human drivers on the road that I worry about. There are already people that display a ridiculous level of hostility to people that use Google Glass, I dread to think how they would react to the Google Car.
Why aren't criminal charges being brought?
This is incredibly personal and sensitive information that they are giving away.
Maybe it's time that the Data Protection Act got an update.
Are Apple taking the Pliss?
Coat with the locked iPad in the pocket...
So essentially, what you're saying is: It's ok to run a url aggregator as long as torrent files aren't the only thing you're indexing.
Seems to me that the CoLP are way out of their jurisdiction.
Did London annex Poland while I wasn't looking?
How soon before this technology can be adapted for wasps or bees?
Yes, I want a laser controlled bee cannon.
(If the bees could wear little laser packs as well that would be great.)
Are they sure that this is unintended behaviour?
Or has Cortana discovered a more subtle interpretation of the three laws of robotics?
Re: Boo. Hoo..
They'll be making it a criminal offence to not just hand over passwords next...
Re: no-one in their right mind is going to watch a full-feature film on a fucking two inch screen
Fortunately for the market, it's full of people not in their right mind that would quite happily sit and watch a feature film on a 2 inch screen. I've seen them do it on the train.
Re: So, how many people that use a brain daily know how it works?
It works on a delicate balance of caffeine and alcohol.
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