1733 posts • joined Monday 16th January 2012 14:00 GMT
Re: Marketed towards teenagers...
Don't tell him what an ephebophile is. You'll make his tiny brain explode.
We've got a robot hand grasping a mans penis here!
Could you be a little more discreet?
I'm sorry, but we don't have a code word for a robot hand grasping a mans penis.
This is what science and technology should be doing.
I can only imagine the difference that this arm makes to his quality of life.
I'm still looking forward to the day when I can get an extra third arm fitted so that I don't have to take my hands off the keyboard while I'm using a mouse.
I could see Microsoft making a bundle from this.
Rather than use their new technology patent to enforce content licensing, they could use it to make sure that there are people in front of the TV watching the adverts.
Of course, if I ever find myself living in such a dystopian future I'd probably never watch anything on TV ever again.
The courts obviously lack teeth.
Which is why Apple are playing silly buggers with them, They've obviously no respect for the court or the decision.
Re: Point in case.
She got off bloody lightly!
Someone with that level of disrespect for the law has no intention of ever driving safely!
Re: Post recyling time.
In that case. You can have a recycled upvote.
Hold the front page!
PostScript Rendering should be a solved problem.
But no. Adobe have to continually update their product with interactive "features" :(
Any chance of putting together an interstellar probe to take a look at this a bit closer up?
Wont someone think of the children?
By not collecting every piece of data available on them?
Is the spectrum released by shutting down these transmitters going to be made publicly available?
Or is it going to be auctioned off to the highest corporate bidder?
Re: The only thing that camera will see
If the hardware doesn't detect a face watching it, then does that mean you get to watch for free?
They just wont give up will they?
They just wont stop before they can charge you every time you even think about your favourite TV show.
Re: The genetic button that could turn a WOMAN into a CHIMPANZEE
After a bit of independent research. I have discovered something that can make something that looks like a chimpanzee look like a gorgeous woman.
The genetic button that could turn a WOMAN into a CHIMPANZEE
Now if we could only turn a chimpanzee into a gorgeous woman.
*That* would be progress!
Re: Cybercrime IS serious!
"The random SSH spam hitting your server isn't really denying service, just a nuisance. And, yes, it's also illegal."
IANAL, but using a system as it is intended to be used is not illegal.
Check out the last paragraph about the Old Bailey trial. 3 Oct. 1973
Re: We do. It's called VAT
VAT is the tax that the consumer pays. The company then passes that VAT on to the government.
Coffins haven't been this sexy since vampires were invented.
I'm normally against plastering half naked women all over stuff to sell it. But this works for me.
If anything is going to take the sting out of having to buy a coffin, this is.
If there's nothing we can do, then we need to change the law
We need to put corporations on a PAYE system. Tax them at the point of sale.
Re: "Sund. explns."
Has anyone ever managed to sneak this on to an invoice?
It's a weather balloon.
It's always a weather balloon.
Re: The spectrum autopilot cheat...
I always prefered dropping out of hyperspace halfway through a jump and entering witch space.
Thargoids a plenty to destroy and a full cargo hold of alien artifacts to sell afterwards.
It's ok. The packet scanning software on my network only forwards details of people with £10,000 or more in their current account.
You might want to get some hydrocortisone for that rash though.
I am not a NUMBER!
I am a free man!
What does brobdingnagian mean?
Why, it's the opposite of lilliputian of course!
Re: Come back <blink>, all is forgiven.
That's the thin end of the wedge. Before you know it, there will be <marquee> tags everywhere, Closely followed by flying toasters and dancing jesuses.
You have been warned,
Re: Judging by the amount of junk mail I get from them (despite me being a customer already)
Why do they do that?
What do they want from me? Do they want me to plug myself directly into the co-axial cable 24/7?
Since the crime was committed here. He deserves to stand trial here.
He might be a bit tricky to arrest though. I suggest that we send the SAS in.
Re: a solicitor is a lawyer, not a whore
You've got to admit that there's some overlap there.
One of them will do disgusting things for you that no one else will. The only real difference is that there are some things that even whores won't do.
Re: Kristian Walsh
I understand the point you are making, but I just don't see starving artists having their works copied all over the internet for free.
What I do see is mega rich stars and production companies that are literally swimming in money complaining that some 14 year old kid has just downloaded their movie. Christina Aguilera is not going to go without food just because I downloaded her latest LP.
Consumer VPNs Exist?
[Insert sarcastic post here]
Re: Anonymous pr0n
God Bless those perverts!
Say UNCLE Apple!
Re: Now I hate Win 8 as much as the next man
I was hating Windows 8 back when it was still called Metro
This whole cunning plan has one fatal flaw
It requires women to know what they actually want.
Suddenly your multi billion pound weapon is a very expensive paperweight.
And the best thing to come out of Vista ever.
So Bernard Manning was wrong?
“A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?” He replies, “I’d call for backup.”
Re: How can you patent something that's "Standards Essential"?
So that's what the issue is.
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