1970 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Re: I wonder how they tested the "will not work with a severed hand" part.
Re: IT BEGINS!
Let's hope that it doesn't have a solid core of naqahdah...
How do you model one system onto another completely incompatible one?
I don't know. I'll have a go at figuring it out after I've taken this pen and paper business process and automated it on my PC.
How could anyone have granted those patents?
Which can be paraphrased as "What the internet already does."
The UK Civil Service has a code governing honesty?
I wonder what it says?
And what exactly have you done to try and make the world a better place today?
Mesons play for both sides in polarity switch shocker!
So where's the sexy footage of mesons oscillating?
Technically he's right.
But you can produce as much CO2 if not more, by sitting around talking bullshit all day long.
And lets face it, there's a lot more of that going on than cycling.
Re: how much use would you or I get from that?
Probably about the same amount of use as the Apollo program. In other words... A lot.
Re: Just get a Raspberry Pi
And just how am I ^H^H^H^H is a hacker supposed to convince someone to hook up their iDevice to a raspberry pi to steal their credit card info?
I wonder if you can hack the cable...
Maybe get that little ARM chip to do something useful.
Re: Three digital watches...
But do any of them display the right time?
Re: It's never embarrassing to fix a problem.
We all make mistakes. It's embarrassing not to learn from them. There's nothing embarrassing about fixing them.
Re: Security isn't a dirty word
Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
Darling: And, fortunately, one of *our* spies--
Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty!
Have they named it yet?
Why not Zoidberg?
Yeah, you're going to need to replace all that with Rat 5.
Re: ""Rats don't have a sense of self"
Are they sure that rats don't have a sense of self?
My rats apparently seem to have a sense of self. Which I can demonstrate with two rats, a mirror and a banana chip.
Blighty telcos ordered to play whack-a-mole again.
This should solve the problem once and for all.
But what does it taste like?
As if there is any other kind!
Re: Everything is now Square.
Of course everything is now square. It's the only geometric shape that's still in the public domain.
Compatibility Support Calls in 3... 2... 1...
I'm so glad I don't work on a helldesk any more.
I really feel for those of you that do though.
Re: Game of Thrones
I love that show! It's so refreshing to watch something that treats it's audience like adults.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't believe that Maz Technologies filed those patents with a straight face.
Re: I wonder if that is legal?
Clicking isn't signing a contract.
Re: Which country is the degree from?
Actually, yes I would. The Chinese have done a sterling job of cracking american systems.
Re: This article reads remarkably like...
I've never understood why I should be worried about the bacteria in my toilet bowl.
I don't eat from it, wash in it, or drink the water from it.
The boffins did not say whether the lost continent was that of Atlantis, Mu or Lemuria.
Because that would have been very silly.
Or is there?
Re: They have to pay developers
Paying developers to do work?
Let's hope this catches on!
Do these drones remind anyone of a T-1 Aerial?
Surely it can't just be me.
Re: This is worth a patent?
It's just a flexible display glued to a bistable spring. It's hardly innovative. It's almost the definition of "obvious".
No Stoya in that mix up?
They missed a trick there.
Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your PC and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?
Fly a kite.
Re: Good riddance?
You'd be in breach of the Equality Act of 2006.
Don't downvote me. I don't make the rules.
These aren't new games.
They are remakes of old ones that I already own.
Re: It's just a penis.
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk appreciating controversial works of art!
It's just a penis.
Half the population has one.
The human body is a beautiful thing. Why not celebrate the masculine form?
Re: Where do you get all the software from?
Either open source, or I download developer editions of software from my MSDN account.
BTW, I do actually have a home lab, but that's for my personal use. Not my employers.
Because it's currently geared up to construct an army of robotic super soldiers.
I don't work for free.
And learning new skills to benefit the company that employs me *is* work.
So I'll be doing my training during work hours thankyouverymuch.
We need to work on ways of getting there
Preferably within my lifetime.
Who wants to sign my public key?
It's ok, it's just for verifying that messages are actually from me.
Re: Why are we paying for this research?
To discover more huge prime numbers to feed to the prime number eating monster that lives under Belgium.
That if enough people want something to happen, we can make it happen!
Re: Running Android
Finally! Something useful I can do with my iPad!
In Capitalist America
Product owns you!
It's game over man!
70 per cent more boys had called in about seeing porn online
Were they complaining or boasting?
The USA is sabre rattling again
Europe should not give in to the threats of rogue states.
Re: "which is known to be available for sale"
That's the kind of little loophole that would have made Game of Thrones legal to download.
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