1843 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
I read that Wikipedia needed more money on Wikipedia
You can never trust anything you read on Wikipedia.
3 Years in prison?
They got off lightly!
If I had stolen that much money I wouldn't see daylight until I'd turned old and grey!
Re: Why anyone would want to share their every mundane thought is beyond me
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Tis the season to be offensive
Troll lol lol lol lol, Troll lol lol lol
Re: Now all we need is...
It doesn't need to come back again.
We will however have to settle with watching 12 year old telemetry.
Now all we need is...
Some egghead to come up with a way to get a space probe there before I die.
Re: Looks like Pete Cooke
Did you train at the Academy?
Re: quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Are you sassing me in eskimo talk?
Re: Actually.... the impact speed was...
That's more of a Lt Commander Data figure.
Sally gave herself to igniting kids
I can understand that, the little buggers can be annoying.
Why aren't these data breaches considered criminal matters?
When council workers are faced with a spell inside for losing confidential data, you can bet your sweet arse that they will start taking care of our data.
Re: "A formal warning"
Why just a warning? Can't McDonnalds afford a formal fine?
I don't believe them.
I really don't. And what's to stop them from pulling crap like this again?
Sorry Instagram, you had your chance. Bye bye.
Why are they trying to make this the Ushers problem
It's not like the ushers have a multi-billion dollar interest in this. Why should they have to police movie goers and potentially put themselves in harms way to protect rich actors, producers and directors?
Re: Will we hear them?
It's not a complete waste of time and money. And for all we know there might be a civilisation out there that might be broadcasting a strong analogue signal. We wont know unless we look.
Re: A Doctorate, You Say?
I'd rather have the doctorate. At least then I can go around calling myself Doctor.
How exactly do you.... Y'know... With a mermaid?
Actually, on second thoughts, maybe I don't want to know.
Sigh. What are artists all angst ridden about now?
Their own industry!
Well if you're going to get into bed with the devil, you can expect a pitchfork in the tuchus.
As exciting as this is for supporters of the standard model.
Am I the only just a little disappointed that the LHC didn't open a portal to the underworld?
Re: Twin peaks?
Bob did it.
Re: Go Chinese!
It's a whole new space race :D
Re: Note to self:
Buy more shares in tin foil manufacturers.
It looks photoshopped.
You can tell from some of the pixels.
IRC is not secure
And it never has been. It's quite easy to sniff entire conversations off the wire.
Just heard the embargo on fracking has been lifted.
Just wondering about the status of all other euphemisms now...
If it's a problem, it'll be on the Team Foundation Server.
Which now apparently means dodging your social responsibilities.
Exploits have become mainstream
You know you're screwed when admen start exploiting browser vulnerabilities.
Who knew 8-bit processors would be such a hot button issue!?
I'm going to let you finish, but first I'd like to say that the 6502 was the best 8-bit processor of all time
Re: Jumping Ship
How much smaller can these things get!
Back of an envelope calculations give them only 3906 atoms to work with at 10nm.
Re: If you're asking the Gamesmaster...
RIP Patrick Moore
A celebrity worthy of the name.
How do you get past the trash boss on the first level? I keep dying when he throws junk at me.
Na na na na na na na na
Re: Looks like...
Won't ISP's still have to record communications between your PC and the first TOR node?
That's a lot of useless junk that they'll have to hold onto for a year.
I'm half tempted to run a TOR internal node just to generate extra traffic if they ever get this bill into the commons.
"help cops catch more paedophiles and terrorists"
It's pedoterrorist armageddon all over again..
Easier just to get your mate to tape it off the telly
Pop it on a USB stick and Bob's your uncle.
Re: Well on the bright side....
Maybe they are hoping to go back in time to the 80's and innovate cassette tapes.
Re: the cops will find something amongst all that data
If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.
- attributed to Armand Jean du Plessis Duc de Richelieu,
Get me Rex Kramer!
If I were you I'd keep those plans somewhere safe
Like in an R2 unit.
Re: Jobs for the English!
Where do I sign up!?
Spacestation Cum Superweapon
Watch where you're pointing that thing!
Paris, Just because.
I'd be happy too if I had Apples money :)
Re: On constants
When is c not constant?
Re: The fault is in the theory not in the search
Ok, now break out the maths.
Re: It also gives them somewhere to sit while the nukes get flung about on earth.
Don't forget the beer!
Surely you mean:
- Vid Hubble 'scope scans 200,000 ton CHUNKY CRUMBLE ENIGMA
- Google offers up its own Googlers in cloud channel chumship trawl
- Interview Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON
- Updated Newsweek knocks on door of dad-of-six, tells him he invented Bitcoin
- Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad