I'm surprised that no one has suggested Mysterons yet.
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Until I saw that it was £6,500...
And the pinball bit didn't actually work.
This will revolutionise the gaming industry!
I'll get my coat.
Apparently the telescope consists of cylindrical reflectors roughly the size and shape of snowboarding half-pipes.
Have they applied for a grant?
What we need is a programming language based on txtspeak...
Hang on... That's CJam isn't it?
Have you tried doing any kind of non-trivial development work on a tablet? I wouldn't wish that experience on anybody!
How does it work?
I can see the line getting quite blurry if you can make the distinction in software.
I'm going to borrow that one.
But what kind of atmosphere would you get from nuking the poles? I'm guessing it would be mostly wet and full of carbon dioxide.
I'm thinking that comets rich in nitrogen ice aimed at the poles would give slightly better results.
You owe me one new keyboard. (And a coffee)
And how much actually made it back?
Doughnut sales in Olot have gone through the roof.
Why not both?
How is that going to help? I thought Microsoft were giving it away for free?
Would you like the complete list or just my top 100?
Narwhals with nukes?
I'm working on it, but they keep wriggling when I try to implant the chips into their skull.
I've heard from a friend that you can get feminized seeds now. No need to weed out the males with them.
I'm willing to bet all his parcels arrive on time as well.
So.... every episode of Dr Who featuring Daleks then?
Thankfully it looks far to small to pose any real kind of threat to a Japanese girl's school.
But just like the Betamax vs VHS war, the less technologically advanced solution won.
"We strongly refute any suggestion that safety concerns were ignored or dismissed without careful consideration."
After reading that I was left with the impression that after careful consideration, the safety concerns were ignored and dismissed. Is that what they intended to say?
This one . is just very very far away.
Because that doesn't sound creepy at all.
If I were Kim I'd be very wary about endorsing something like that.
Then again, she's probably never even heard of Thalidomide.
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88 sodding text messages that need deleting.
If the cyclic model of the universe is correct, it would make a great big bang party too.
Don't be silly! People wouldn't just go on the internet and tell lies.
He should have hidden himself behind 7 proxies.
Try telling that to the family of Michael Lush.
That is not good news!
Remember, these are the same people that brought you the marquee and the blink tag.
I need to know for a friend...
My first 20Mb Winchester Drive for my 8086 came on its own full length ISA card.
(Yes... I'm that old.)
Why not just throw them into a pond to see if they float?
Don't most scientific discoveries start out like that?
On an unrelated note, how close are they to providing me with Superman laser vision?
But I guess you only find out about that once you try to delete it.
It's all wrinkly!
It's been given a reboot. Check it out on Steam.
What's that in lifetimes?
Obviously Han Solo's German brother.
Still better than the Daily Mail on a good day.
That surveillance camera commissioner is so detached he doesn't even know which demographic he's been trampling all over.