Re: Every man is a pedophile until proven otherwise
So sayeth the Pedo-Finder General!
2481 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
So sayeth the Pedo-Finder General!
But everyone already knows the kind of nefarious stuff his organisation gets up to.
It's not copying when Apple does it.
They call it "innovation"
What took them so long?
What a swindle!
Intern is another word for free labour in some companies.
Some enterprising programmer will come up with a fix for it.
And this recent court decision is likely to generate even more.
Deleting fucking everything...
Right now, I could replace half my co-workers with a hundred line QBASIC program.
We men aren't so weak willed that a flash of cleavage will cause us to go on a sex fueled rampage.
The dress was fine.
As a consumer, I've always found DRM a right hassle. In the case of the BBC it's stopped me from watching things that I have a legitimate right to see.
All this will do is encourage people to find workarounds so that they can watch the content they've purchased.
I bet Hamed Shabani could pay that with the change in his pocket.
"Neelie's plan is to get rid roaming charges across Europe by forcing operators to scrape them altogether."
If they scrape them altogether, won't charges increase? They should be scrapping them!
3D printed porn?
You mean I can have my own Lexi Belle? :D
Duty is open to interpretation :D
And that I suspect is why they aren't naming the culprit.
Screw the poor users. FireEye wants money!
Well the CIA don't seem to have a problem with it...
Legalise the weed and there'll be hardly any!
Would you like to play a game?
>Total Global Financial Meltdown_
And the easiest way to empty someones bank account is through the end user.
Good luck patching that hole.
Weirdest spelling of porn I've ever seen!
It's ok! We're safe! We're fresh out of Neutronium as far as I can tell.
(We really need a "Don't Panic!" icon)
Anything that can be seen and heard, can be copied.
I read the title, then I read the article.
I failed to see anything in there that justified opening Joe Blogg's mail.
And just how many people out there know how to properly secure a linux box?
Any chance of getting them to crank up their bandwidth? Dilbert is loading so slowly here!
Why would they be looking? That's a foolhardy course of action!
If you go around looking for 0-day exploits and find them, then you have a responsibility to fix them!
It looks more like a Jackson Pollock.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I don't see it working that well myself. I brew my own beer, and it's already pretty damn simple. Hop syrup, sugar, malt, hot water, yeast, and wait a week. Bottle it, then wait another week.
All that waiting gives the yeast time to turn all that sugar into tasty tasty alcohol, but even more time is needed to let the yeast settle and condition the beer. The yeast need to consume all the micro-nutrients to produce the deep rich flavour of the beer.
I imagine a machine like this producing a kind of artificial drink almost but not quite entirely unlike beer.
Do you have any Payment Protection Insurance?
Ok ok, I'll get my coat...
Seriously! Don't! It will probably fall over if you do!
I'll see your Timothy Leary and raise you a Jeff Minter!
To this day I still get Llamatron flashbacks...
I'm going to need a much taller chimney pot though.
From what I've seen in videos, powders tend to clump together in micro-gravity due to electrostatic forces between the individual grains.
I just phoned David Cameron to tell him just that!
He said "Who are you and how did you get this number?"
I could get turned into a cyberman? Where do I sign!?!
It's not magic! Although to the untrained eye it can look like magic.
What exactly is it that Philip Hammond thinks we do?
I can see my thumbs being all over the place on this device. How is it for accuracy?
With the exception of a few flight sims, I've never been able to find anything more accurate for shooting stuff than WSAD and a mouse.
Well if I'm going to waste time browsing social media all day, it would be nice to get paid for it!
They are holding america to ransom, and the worst thing is that they don't even seem to see that it reflects badly on them.
I don't think this will erase the stain of Russias gay bashing.
Then you're probably done watching and it's time to turn off your PC and go and do something a little more interesting.
Isn't it Unamerican to repress the freedom of other people? What people do on their own time is none of an employers business.
They are going to be all over this.
You'd need something like a chameleon circuit for that.
You have to write it yourself nowadays it seems.
How would you...? I don't even...
We don't need to tax capital. What we need to do is raise the tax entry level above the minimum wage.
Seriously, what's the point in spending all that bureaucratic overhead on paying people a wage they can't live on and then taking tax off them only to give some of it back to them in the form of tax credits?