I have to buy my own kit now?
Pencil, Paper and Slide Rule it is then!
2223 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Pencil, Paper and Slide Rule it is then!
Yes, absolutely awful code.
Written by a person who's native language was English.
Who's idea of a good variable name involves some of the worst hungarianesque notation (in an ide that will frigging tell you what type and what class a method belongs to) that I've ever seen.
I maintain some awful code.
Some might argue that is not enough pron!
Your default password will be the ancient dance of my ancestors.
It goes: Aga do do do, push pineapple, shake the tree.
I find El Reg to be so humancentric. There are other planets with life out there (possibly,) you know!
Has a Playmonaut been named yet?
What's David Cameron going to be wearing?
(You can thank yourself for that disgusting mental picture you're now viewing.)
Because hidden variable theories make predictions that aren't observed in experiments.
Or maybe they did anticipate them, and thought, "We don't really care what a load of batshit crazy bible thumpers think", and then got on with the rest of their day.
We're going to have bleary eyed developers wandering around looking for coffee and snack food. They'll sit about all day at their desks producing quirky random code...
Hang on, are we sure that developers aren't on pot already?
If you rub them they turn into a postcard!
You've got to take care of the evidence.
Or at least make sure that it points in someone else's direction :)
I think you'd better do what he says.
"You now have 15 seconds to comply."
And probably starting up a ranch of buggalo before we've even got boots on the ground!
I remember seeing more tits in Carry On movies from the 60's than anything else I ever saw on TV.
The way to stop kids from accessing porn is to burn down all the hedges.
No more so than the rest of the population that enjoys porn. If you think that a horny 15 year old doesn't have access to the same material, then you've severely underestimated the biological imperative to seek out sex that appears to exist in all young boys.
And not enough time spent by parents keeping an eye on their kids.
Yes, but our nutters are British!
Are you insinuating that they didn't use a control group?
If I followed that maxim then I'd never get anything done!
Maybe when the next zombie apocalypse happens, you'll listen to me sooner!
You can get nigh on indestructible phones, but they are bloody expensive.
I predict that these are the first wave of scouts for a larger zombie army.
Oh it so is! Just because it's a corporation and not a person doing it, doesn't absolve the corporation (and the people that make up that corporation) of their moral duty.
Well she's got no achievements or skills of her own.
It's going in the other end.
Feed starving children like Bill Gates? No, it's a V2 rocket for me!
I can't see how this could possibly go wrong.
I swear by them!
That's going to be one big keyring.
Have you actually tried running Windows 3.0 on an 8MHz 8086?
I have, and I can personally tell you that it's no laughing matter.
Someone ought to tell Miliband that he missed that bandwagon.
It's a german robot. It's not afraid of a little weather.
Awesome! How much do you have to pay for one of those?
I don't think that downvoting Eadon is that effective. I think he collects downvotes and downvoting him is providing him with negative attention. If people stopped reacting to his obvious trolling, then he'd get bored and go away.
Why can't they leave software in loving, respectful relationships alone?
It's what he does.
How has that guy escaped jail for so long?
You'll be used as a cheap source of fuel for those of us that have to maintain humanities metal overlords.
I believe that one of the prevailing theories at the moment is that our intelligence was a consequence of our ability to throw rocks at targets with a great deal of accuracy.
Won't this foster a behaviour to game the system rather than drive safely? If braking harshly is going to up my insurance premiums, I may chose another evasive maneuver that may not be as effective.
It doesn't seem logical.
And some cheap targeted job advertising.
Presumably that would be any information that the person in question had made public.
And the police do nothing about it. This isn't even the thin end of the wedge. Big companies do this all the time.
Then you shouldn't have turned off safe search then!
Another game title that came with a scratch and sniff card :)