1979 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Re: Linux support techs
What good would they do in a windows environment?
That should be a While(True) loop.
Goto? You should be shot.
If you could actually buy a copy of Galaga, then you'd be a filthy little pirate for running mame.
But since you can't actually buy a copy of Galaga, you can't exactly be depriving the original artist of any income can you?
Dungeon Keeper is ripe for a make over. No one has come close to doing that game justice yet.
No degree here
I've got 99 problems,
But having a degree ain't one.
Kid vandalises shop window.
Gets let off with a caution.
Commit the same crime digitally, and it's up to 25 years in the big house?
Somethings not right here.
They are getting rid of men, just because they are men?
Isn't that the very definition of discrimination based solely on a persons sex?
Re: TIE Fighter?
Who in their right mind would fly a TIE fighter?
Those things are death traps!
I really liked LucasArts
Loom was quite possibly one of the best adventure/puzzle games of all time.
Bitcoin offers criminals an untraceable way to launder their ill-gotten gains
Unlike the HSBC. Who were able to completely trace everyone that had laundered money through their bank.
Re: "If we did leave the solar system, where should we go?"
More importantly, "How are we getting there?"
And even more importantly, will we have any booze left when we get there?
I produced some dire websites at the start of my career too
And like Zuckerberg, sometimes I still do.
Landings and takeoffs are controlled from within the theatre of operations
I would have thought that a maneuver like a landing or a take off would be ripe for automation.
Is there a technical reason why the pilot has to do it manually?
Re: blah blah benefit cheats blah blah
Hell, they could double the amounts that benefits pays and it would still be a drop in the ocean.
A bag contains fifteen marbles.
Unless you live at Mountain View.
In which case, you've probably lost a few.
Time to start chanting the browser prayer.
Please don't break my website!
Please don't break my website!
Please don't break my website!
Where have all my divs gone?
As I understand it, dark matter still interacts gravitationally with light.
Another problem with archiving.
Those tapes have a limited shelf life.
What I'd like to see is the digital equivalent of a stone tablet. A storage medium that can be viable for millennia.
Virtually no data is needed for ever
But I don't want to throw it away! You never know when something might come in useful!
Guaranteed as soon as I throw away that credit card receipt from 1985 I'll need it for something!
Re: send people
Europa is cold this time of year.
Re: The law, correctly applied, is the law, and we should follow it.
I vas only obeying orders!
Re: Ye cannae change the laws of physics
Galaxies don't have to form arms. There's plenty of galaxies out there that are just featureless blobs.
Did somebody call for an exterminator?
Mines the coat with the Blizzard logo on the back.
will provoke North Korea more.
What exactly are Animal Liberation Australia doing to help?
If they really cared about these animals, then they would have boots on the ground helping these farmers.
Instead, they are trying to gather evidence for litigation. How is that helping?
Re: " because it may easily be used to lute users into visiting malware-tainted websites."
Don't have a tempo tantrum.
You is on first.
Re: niche content
Looks like everyone will have the potential to be famous for fifteen minutes
I wonder what they will become famous for...
Ofcom decided that Net Neutrality is a non-issue in the UK
And who the hell are they to decide that?
Re: Thinking, Thinking...
Strangely enough, there seems to be no end of money from the military when it looks like scientists are close to blowing things up in new and interesting ways.
Re: VirginMedia have two policies@Crisp
All that pornography doesn't download itself you know!
Re: VirginMedia have two policies
OH COME ON!
The only reason I bought the frigging XXL 100 Unlimited package is because VM said that they wouldn't gimp my connection!
Re: "...the watchdog believes punters will expect "moderate restrictions"..."
I believe that unlimited should mean unlimited. And I also believe that the ASA should pull their thumbs out of their arses and start earning their salaries.
Yeah! That'll get me back into stores!
Not prices, customer service, or even a clean and pleasant place to shop.
A gimmicky little badge! That's what will have me racing to the shops with my wallet in hand!
Re: "Name and shame" campaign
It's funny how they can get away with that for convicted paedophiles.
But not with muggers, burglars, thieves, rapists, murderers, drink drivers, or politicians.
I'd much rather know where those guys live so that I could stay away from them.
Re: You're all wrong.
The pound is a unit of thumping.
Elon Musk owns his own spaceship
Yes... I am jealous much.
Register dot co dot uk - exists merely to be nasty.
I think Mr Fry is confusing El Reg with 4Chan.
Re: re: We build a BattleStar
Or they might have some Tylium we can borrow.
Re: The solution
We build a BattleStar?
You're right about the damp (and the inevitable mould that comes along with it).
I live in a flat converted from an old pre-war house designed to be heated by two fireplaces. But someone, for some unknown reason, decided to cap the chimney. So now I'm trying to heat my home with a gas fire. Which, because of the price of bottled gas, I can only afford to run in one room at a time.
Now this creates a massive temperature gradient across the whole flat. The gas heater with no real exhaust on it creates a fair bit of water vapour as a by product of burning the gas. Which in turn travels to the colder rooms in the house, condenses on the wallpaper, which starts it peeling, providing a great home for mould.
I guess that it's back to using Google then.
Just like isoHunt, but bigger.
Product placement, jiggling imagery, spamvertising, cold calling and high-pressure sales
Is the perfect way to advertise to me that your product can't stand on it's own two feet.
Re: Oh, think of the fun you could have with a packet of self-adhesive QR codes.
They are quite cheap and easy to print yourself...
So I've heard...
Re: WP8 has zero security holes so far
To be fair, neither Apple nor Google have had a great deal of experience in having to keep their operating systems secure.
I'm sure they'll get it right eventually though.
And the best headline of the week award goes to...
Re: Told ya so
What if I had *two* dyson sphere computers?
Re: There is a simple explanation
Not to mention changing the bloody file format every sodding version.
- Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees
- 14 antivirus apps found to have security problems
- Feature Scotland's BIG question: Will independence cost me my broadband?
- Apple winks at parents: C'mon, get your kid a tweaked Macbook Pro
- FTC to mobile carriers: If you could stop text scammers being jerks that'd be just great