2452 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
This whole thing should be cleared up nice and sharpish.
I'm sure that the Right Honourable Members of Parliament will tackle this with the usual skill and aptitude that they've displayed with every other IT related issue.
When they get large enough to be visible to the naked eye, couldn't we just hit them with a baseball bat?
Both of them.
Starting a cycle of revenge is probably not the best way to settle this issue once and for all.
Might I suggest that they use a magnet rather than a flamethrower to find them?
It wont happen with Watch Dogs.
Those spooks don't know what they are talking about.
That would make their son King Joke.
That's not a very nice name for King Joke.
Surely you mean annus?
I know some people that are going to live for ever!
Yahoo articles are less annoying if you interpret each on of those ! as a "Boing!" sound.
As soon as I read that, my first thought was of that guy from Starship Troopers
No we're probably talking about kids trading their selfies with other kids.
Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?
Software house would rather people bought their product rather than roll their own?
Who'd of thought it?
Get a cheap nokia brick phone like a Nokia 5100 and keep it in the glove box. It'll hold it's charge for ages, and it will let you make emergency calls even without a sim.
He's like a duck in a hot air balloon.
He's got no clue where he is, how he got there, or what he's going to do next.
And when this all goes to pot, we're going to get crapped on from a great height.
Mechjeb isn't cheating!
It just makes things slightly easier....
What took them so long?
So sayeth the Pedo-Finder General!
But everyone already knows the kind of nefarious stuff his organisation gets up to.
It's not copying when Apple does it.
They call it "innovation"
What a swindle!
Intern is another word for free labour in some companies.
Some enterprising programmer will come up with a fix for it.
And this recent court decision is likely to generate even more.
Deleting fucking everything...
Right now, I could replace half my co-workers with a hundred line QBASIC program.
We men aren't so weak willed that a flash of cleavage will cause us to go on a sex fueled rampage.
The dress was fine.
As a consumer, I've always found DRM a right hassle. In the case of the BBC it's stopped me from watching things that I have a legitimate right to see.
All this will do is encourage people to find workarounds so that they can watch the content they've purchased.
I bet Hamed Shabani could pay that with the change in his pocket.
"Neelie's plan is to get rid roaming charges across Europe by forcing operators to scrape them altogether."
If they scrape them altogether, won't charges increase? They should be scrapping them!
3D printed porn?
You mean I can have my own Lexi Belle? :D
Duty is open to interpretation :D
And that I suspect is why they aren't naming the culprit.
Screw the poor users. FireEye wants money!
Well the CIA don't seem to have a problem with it...
Legalise the weed and there'll be hardly any!
Would you like to play a game?
>Total Global Financial Meltdown_
And the easiest way to empty someones bank account is through the end user.
Good luck patching that hole.
Weirdest spelling of porn I've ever seen!
It's ok! We're safe! We're fresh out of Neutronium as far as I can tell.
(We really need a "Don't Panic!" icon)
Anything that can be seen and heard, can be copied.
I read the title, then I read the article.
I failed to see anything in there that justified opening Joe Blogg's mail.
And just how many people out there know how to properly secure a linux box?
Any chance of getting them to crank up their bandwidth? Dilbert is loading so slowly here!
Why would they be looking? That's a foolhardy course of action!
If you go around looking for 0-day exploits and find them, then you have a responsibility to fix them!
It looks more like a Jackson Pollock.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!