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2034 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012

Don't bake your Raspberry Pi - now you can WATER COOL it

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The real story here is that pump!

It's so tiny!

Part of me wonders if it would be possible to put together a water cooling system that would just run off the heat generated by the processor.

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Forget choice: 50% of firms will demand you BYOD by 2017

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Re: What's next? Bring your own biro to work?

Depends on your graphics settings.

But even with monochrome stick men, you're looking at Frames per Minute rather than Frames per Second.

Animating a game by hand introduces a lot of lag and puts a lot of strain on the users wrist.

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What's next? Bring your own biro to work?

My biro technically is a device, and can do everything your fondle slab can do. (Even if it is a little slow at things like math)

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Google Glass eye-cam to turn us all into right little winkers

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or even 40

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Re: why should you go round filming people

Check out all the road traffic accidents that have been documented on youtube. There's one application right there.

And if I am walking through a park wearing a Google glass and some guy lamps me for it, Then I'll have documented evidence of his assault.

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Re: Seriously? People think this is all going to be OK?

And who are you to tell me that I'm not allowed to document my own life?

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37,000-machine study finds most reliable Windows PC is a Mac

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I've been running Windows7 since last year on a machine

And the only time I've had to reboot it is for windows update.

At this point, maybe it's the computer operator that's at fault. I find it difficult to believe that there's a magic OS out there that just works, when any operating system can be stable with the right system administrator at the helm.

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US Ambassador plays Game of Thrones with pirates

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Re: Lannisters also aren't entirely against taking what they desire by intrigue or force of arms

Lann The Clever made off with Casterly Rock (and the lucrative gold mine underneath) by tricking the original owner out of it.

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Re: A Lannister always pays his debts

Yes they do. But as I understand it that motto doesn't always refer to money.

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Star Trek: The original computer game

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No mention of Rescue for the Mac?

One of the better Star Trek games IMHO

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Quantum researchers control qubit with light

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They probably get more dates than you realise

I know a few women that would consider a glowing diamonds (Or Quantum Gemerald if you will) to be the ultimate in shiny shiny.

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I'd quite like a PC built out of diamonds.

Fricking lasers just sweeten the deal.

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The UK's copyright landgrab: The FAQ

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TinEye

You're welcome.

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Fraudster gets ten years after selling fake 'ionic charge' bomb detectors

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McCormick, who still insists he hasn't had customer complaints about the efficacy of the devices

Dead men don't make complaints.

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Weary quid-a-day nosh hack fears colonal mass ejection

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Re: I predict

I'm predicting at least 18 Courics

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Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

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Sounds like Kiera Wilmot was doing science!

A kid learning science in an american school? No wonder the state wants to prosecute her to the full extent of the law!

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CLIMATE CHANGE forces women into PROSTITUTION - US politicians

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Re: In cold countries sex is demonstrably lousy

Sweden.

Checkmate.

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Accounting for the specific impacts of climate change on women

Do women drink a different kind of water from men? Do they breathe a different kind of oxygen?

Do glaciers, hurricanes, or storms affect women differently from men? Will climate change lead to women dying off?

Way to piss all over the achievements of feminists over the years Barbara Lee.

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Brit horologist hammers out ‘first’ ATOMIC-POWERED watch

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It looks ugly, bulky, and difficult to use

So why do I want one so bad?

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AMD reveals potent parallel processing breakthrough

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Things that make you go hUMA...

This is interesting stuff. It'll be more interesting to see it in practice. Especially as more and more developers have started using the GPU for parallel tasks.

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Ultra-hackable Google Glass could be a security nightmare

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Being able to root my own device is a good thing.

I've found it's the only way to take advantage of the hardware sometimes.

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2,000km-wide Eye-of-Sauron MONSTER hurricane spotted on Saturn

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Holiday on Saturn?

No thanks. Not with 300mph winds and storms that last decades.

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Brits on benefits: 'Dole office site only works on PCs over 10 YEARS OLD'

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That is a shockingly bad site

And completely what I've come to expect from the UK government when it comes to technology.

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Continued lack of women in tech bemoaned by ex-techie lady MP

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Re: ICT is not attractive to women

"Women in general prefer a work environment that includes a fair degree of social interaction"

Unfortunately my boss prefers a work environment that includes a fair amount of work which means less time for social interaction.

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Re: Business people in Retail are quite likely to be women.

Yet we don't get politicians moaning about the lack of men in retail.

Funny that.

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Crap computers in a crap box: Smart-meter blackouts risk to UK

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Re: FFS

No sophisticated computer system is going to try and nail my wife!

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Re: customer benefits

I guess the customers that are smart enough to hack their smart meters will get free electricity.

It's nice that the electric companies are giving something back after years of ruthless profiteering.

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Google to Glass devs: 'Duh! Go ahead, hack your headset'

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Re: I'm really not looking forward to being videoed and recorded everywhere I go

You already are.

Ordinary people have dashboard cams, Helmet cams, nanny cams in kindergartens, webcams watching you in the street, not to mention every Tom, Dick and Harry with a mobile phone out.

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Fried-egg sarnies kick off Reg man's quid-a-day nosh challenge

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Re: As I said before

I'm hoping that a proper nutritionist has checked Lester Haines diet plan for the week.

I'm no doctor, but I'm not sure that he'll be getting all the vitamins and minerals he needs from those meals.

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You paid for bones from the butchers?

They usually give that away free if you say you're giving it to your dogs.

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Canadian TV station wails: NFC bonking... it's not SAFE

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No Chip and Pin in America?

Why not?

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What work? Tablet owners prefer to slack off with their slabs

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Re: not ready for any work

I used to regularly take notes with my iPad. That was until my boss wanted it back to beat his high score on some zombie game.

Now I have a load of handwritten notes I can't access.

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UK.Gov passes Instagram Act: All your pics belong to everyone now

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Oh this will be fun :D

There's lots of things that can be rendered as photographs.

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Move space junk with laser shots

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What happens when a pigeon flies through the beam of a 10kW laser?

See Title.

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DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

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Re: DARPA's research rarely produces tangible results

Yeah, like that ARPANet. Whatever happened to that pie in the sky project?

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Announcement of 'churnalism detector' gets furiously churned

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Journalist Caught In Writing Own Words Shocker!

Journalism needs more original content.

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Mosaic turns 20: Let's fire up the old girl, show her the web today

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Re: NOW I feel old...

I still get flashbacks when I hear the sound of a modem handshaking.

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BadNews, fandroids: MILLIONS of Google Play downloads riddled with malware

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A Linux based OS with malware?

Where's Eadon when you need him?

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Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official

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Re: Surely Pro. Randy Marsh has solved this for us?

That's TMI

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ICO probes Home Office refusal to reveal Snooper's Charter details

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Paedophiles, Terrorists

Two words that are practically guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of Daily Mail readers everywhere!

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Web minister Maria Miller: UK WILL hit 2015 broadband target

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Re: Maria Miller Has no experience in telephony or networking

Her background is in marketing and advertising.

So, well... you be the judge.

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Maria Miller Has no experience in telephony or networking

And I have no confidence in her prediction.

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DDOS strikes BitCoin exchange Mt.Gox

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Is it really a DDOS?

Or just another surge in demand?

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Google's Page drops the A-bomb: Google Glass runs Android

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Re: It runs Android?

Who fucking let Gordon Fucking Ramsey in?

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Re: Stop Press

Reports from the UK suggest that the Sun has been missing since last summer.

(2011, if I recall correctly)

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The fast-growing energy source set to replace oil: Yes, it's COAL

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Coal Picture

I could swear that looks like wood or charcoal burning.

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Malwarebytes declares Windows 'malicious', nukes 1,000s of PCs

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Re: Scrum Development Process

If you're using a Scrum development framework, shouldn't you be designing unit tests as you go?

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Re: Testing updates prior to release

Because testing doesn't add value from a management perspective. Testing either reveals problems with the software, which then have to be fixed, which costs more time. Or Testing shows that everything is ok, in which case you might as well have skipped it anyway because it was obviously a waste of time.

Testing gets labelled as non-productive time and sidelined.

Until something goes wrong. Then some poor developer gets a kicking for making a mistake and not correcting it. Which is difficult when there's no decent testing process.

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Game designer spills beans on chubby-fancying chap with his stolen Mac

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Re: Could be innocent

You aren't innocent if you're handling stolen goods.

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Google Glass will SELF-DESTRUCT if flogged on eBay

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Re: Bloody Advert!

I only block the badly designed intrusive ads.

I still read the product reviews.

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