Re: balaclava, shotgun and a crowbar
"balaclava, shotgun and a crowbar"
Even without the shotgun, the police would call that going equipped.
2461 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
If my Google Glass was turned on, I'd be able to prove that I wasn't doing 80mph.
A few high profile prosecutions making an example of people that flout the law should do the trick.
Thousands of us make complaints about BT, and the ASA does nothing.
Once? Ok, everyone has the odd hiccup here and there.
Twice? Really? Well hopefully they've learned their lessons now...
Again? This is starting to look less like random glitches and more like rank incompetence.
Although I think someone's already made that movie.
"Oh I'm just hanging out in my noise proof/mobile phone proof underground laboratory."
As a consumer, there's no way any contract can remove or override your statutory rights under UK law.
There's a list of Google domains on Wikipedia. Copy and past to your hosts file and redirect to 127.0.0.1.
Job done. You can now safely surf the internet without using Google.
It's not even close to impossible. Has Jacob Kohnstamm even actually tried using the internet without using Google?
I don't think he has.
There's always a pool table.
Delegate upwards, and they wont have time to notice that you've slipped out for a quiet beer :)
Still a drop in the ocean compared to the obscene level of "bonuses" some bank staff get.
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Damn. It doesn't look like there's a secret message in there at all. Maybe there's some other kind of cypher I'm missing.
They write their own operating systems from scratch!
It's a bit of a stretch to see those strings of letters and numbers. The DVLA are acting like schoolboys that have just discovered that they can look up "rude" words in the dictionary.
You'd be surprised how cocky some criminals will get.
The European Court of Justice should have made sure that Pedro Cruz Villalón knew how the internet worked before letting him embarrass them like this.
Using ISP's to regulate access to the internet has been tried before and it's failed spectacularly. In the case of The Pirate Bay, it caused the site to go from just a single site and a handful of mirrors into a distributed mirrored site with urls into the hundreds.
Pedro Cruz Villalón should study the problem he proposes to solve so that he doesn't make the situation worse.
So that's like 4 paychecks rolled into one, right?
If he's a Nork hacker then he's probably got a gun to his head.
And if Swordfish taught us anything, it's that hackers with a gun to their head code approximately 182% faster.
She didn't write it, she probably wont use it, and she's managed to get hold of £200,000 of tax payers money to do it.
You could quite easily replace Lily with any other meat puppet and the result would be exactly the same.
As Physics is to Builders.
We need Builders that can construct a sturdy erection. Not Physicists that can tell us why it stays up.
Does this mean an end to the sleep deprived nights caused by police choppers circling over my house?
Well it doesn't look like a giant penis.
Who doesn't back up valuable data?
Is that people are actually paying the ransom!
That's blue sky thinking right there...
Jasper Hamill, you can expect an invoice for a new keyboard in 2 - 3 working days.
Sounds like someone has a high opinion of themselves.
We could start with air drops of chocolate brownies.
If that fails to pacify the region, we can gradually increase the dose.
I for one would support this wholeheartedly as long as the executions were televised.
Two Patent Trolls Enter! One Patent Troll Leaves!
And this is the quality of site you get.
Has been trolled.
You don't have to kill yourself to win a darwin award. All you have to do is remove yourself from the genepool. I think there's more than one guy that it's been awarded to for removing their ability to reproduce.
When someone holds you to ransom, the last thing you should do is validate their behaviour by paying it!
Some Linux user you are then.
If you can't recompile the kernel to run on that device then you should turn in your Linux card now!
I'm sure they do.
Except that their helpdesk probably actually works.
There's your scandal right there!
$500M is nothing to them. They made so much more than that laundering money for criminals.
C'mon! You're supposed to be journalists! Ask questions!
The smallest possible amount of leap.
Yeah, if you had two bank accounts, you could just log on to the barclays website and transfer your wages into your other account....
In your face Zuckerberg!
But I'm pretty certain that evil pedoterrorists aren't going around typing "kiddie porn" into google to get their kicks. Call me cynical, but I think this is a PR move that's likely to do more harm than good. A false sense of security is worse than no security at all.
Seriously, who thinks this stuff up?
I walk past three Severn Trent leaks on my way to work every morning. They have been there for at least 2 years.
Unless Liv Garfield is handy with a wrench, I don't see Severn Trent's shareholders gaining anything from this.
I want to see El Reg's article on building your own laser screwdriver!
Because, let's face it: my little sister could do that.
It's exactly as dodgy as it sounds!
Nice job title though :) What's the pay like?
I don't know. Get a tight beam microwave transmitter, aim it at Earth and in a few thousand years, free electricity for all!