Re: I predict..
I read that in the voice of David Attenborough
2184 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
I read that in the voice of David Attenborough
And what if some wit decides to put a faraday cage around it?
A quick Google search suggested that this might stand for High-level waste. But from the context, I'm fairly sure that's not what was meant by that acronym.
Are made of machinery and noise!
Even with the acoustic hoods down, they still scream like toddlers.
She's a German poking fun, maybe their sense of humour is a little different to ours.
I'd totally buy one if I had a TV
"Browsing history could be matched with interests in categories like technology, sports and cooking"
Yeah.... My browsing history doesn't really cover categories like that. Who knows what kind of stuff it would recommend with El Reg in my browsing history.
You click on one dodgy video on YouTube and suddenly you're getting all sorts of crap "Recommended for you" that you don't want. I fully expect this technology to function in the same way.
Please put down your weapon.
You have 20 seconds to comply.
Now if they could only do something about Justin Beeber!
Just like those godless commie Russians used to have!
Then stop allowing your children to access pornography.
If children were getting far more access to cars, you wouldn't ban cars. You'd remind parents to keep the keys safe.
Just like this liquid gets injected into this egg.
I'm sure that all that information is passed along to the Pedofinder General.
Cameron's got a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's going to find out who's naughty, and naughty,
Cameron's come to pilfer your porn.
"40,632 naughty flicks across the Atlantic every second"
What that in HD porn movies?
That can reprogram itself? I can't see that going wrong at all....
The refrain of flashers everywhere!
Yeah, that's what I'd tell my employer too if I got caught doing an image search for Taylor Swift!
Now to look for images of Taylor Momsen...
You made me learn something!
On a Friday as well!
Let's say you've been using a lathe or something and all your fingerprints have rubbed off? How do you unlock your phone then?
Maybe with the abundance of music that artists are producing now, music isn't worth what it used to be.
They hate it when people pirate their music and they don't get paid.
They hate it when people legitimately stream their music and they do get paid.
This really caught my eye. Is this a business decision? Or an attempt to avoid all the flak that Apple received over their device manufacturers slave-like labour conditions?
I still read it with an exclamation point after every word.
It's hardly an industry of great reputation when I'm constantly getting bombarded with "Earn MegaBucks Working for Google!", "Find out the one easy tip that's got $INDUSTRY fuming!", and "Get your Russian mail order bride now!".
Once advertisers stop peddling counterfeit goods, dodgy pills, lies and pyramid schemes, then they might be in a position to talk.
I refuse to believe that any reasonable person expects the manufacturer of a bit of software to be responsible for doing exactly what they told it to do!
Those could be dangerous in the wrong third party hands!
Mines the one with the Futurama dvds in the pocket.
Ditto for me too. But I still wouldn't want anyone going through my inbox.
Privacy for everyone!
The spec is: A rugged smartphone.
From reading the article, it seems like they nailed it.
They missed a trick there. This would be a great device for workers to use to check out stock and such.
Should have patented it :D
Please could you spend my tax money on people that can actually do the job they are hired to do?
The cynical part of me is wondering how long the naming committee took to come up with that...
An essential instrument in the hackers toolkit for attacking one of the least secure parts of the system.
Judging by my Google search history, I'm going to be seeing porn everywhere I go....
Awesome :) El Reg really is an education sometimes. Also, see the comment way way above this one about water inhibiting the thermal runaway.
I am not a chemist, but I remember from school that water and lithium is generally a bad combination. Is water really the safest way to put out a battery fire?
Oh yeah! That sounds like a really good idea!
It's bad enough that he's been jailed for a boneheaded facebook comment, and now this?
Is this the American penal system at work? Is he being assaulted by the inmates or the wardens?
How about if I were to build a robot that could consent to and even enjoy being a sex slave? Would that satisfy you?
If it can be shown that those bugs are directly responsible for sending innocent people to jail, I think the Post Office are going to have a very very big legal bill on their hands.
Their Iron Dome seems to work pretty well.
They were probably thinking, "Woah, this is easy... Nintendo have obviously not heard of Intrusion detection."
Vertical landing would be a boon if you were thinking of landing your rocket on a planet or moon with little or no atmosphere.
You know what? A pot plant would really spruce that place up a bit.
Sie müssen die Deutschen lieben! :D
(lieben die Deutschen? I can never remember where german verbs are supposed to go)
Google isn't going to take data protection seriously until the Information Commissioner's Office does.