Weirdest spelling of porn I've ever seen!
2261 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Weirdest spelling of porn I've ever seen!
It's ok! We're safe! We're fresh out of Neutronium as far as I can tell.
(We really need a "Don't Panic!" icon)
Anything that can be seen and heard, can be copied.
I read the title, then I read the article.
I failed to see anything in there that justified opening Joe Blogg's mail.
And just how many people out there know how to properly secure a linux box?
Any chance of getting them to crank up their bandwidth? Dilbert is loading so slowly here!
Why would they be looking? That's a foolhardy course of action!
If you go around looking for 0-day exploits and find them, then you have a responsibility to fix them!
It looks more like a Jackson Pollock.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I don't see it working that well myself. I brew my own beer, and it's already pretty damn simple. Hop syrup, sugar, malt, hot water, yeast, and wait a week. Bottle it, then wait another week.
All that waiting gives the yeast time to turn all that sugar into tasty tasty alcohol, but even more time is needed to let the yeast settle and condition the beer. The yeast need to consume all the micro-nutrients to produce the deep rich flavour of the beer.
I imagine a machine like this producing a kind of artificial drink almost but not quite entirely unlike beer.
Do you have any Payment Protection Insurance?
Ok ok, I'll get my coat...
Seriously! Don't! It will probably fall over if you do!
I'll see your Timothy Leary and raise you a Jeff Minter!
To this day I still get Llamatron flashbacks...
I'm going to need a much taller chimney pot though.
From what I've seen in videos, powders tend to clump together in micro-gravity due to electrostatic forces between the individual grains.
I just phoned David Cameron to tell him just that!
He said "Who are you and how did you get this number?"
I could get turned into a cyberman? Where do I sign!?!
It's not magic! Although to the untrained eye it can look like magic.
What exactly is it that Philip Hammond thinks we do?
I can see my thumbs being all over the place on this device. How is it for accuracy?
With the exception of a few flight sims, I've never been able to find anything more accurate for shooting stuff than WSAD and a mouse.
Well if I'm going to waste time browsing social media all day, it would be nice to get paid for it!
They are holding america to ransom, and the worst thing is that they don't even seem to see that it reflects badly on them.
I don't think this will erase the stain of Russias gay bashing.
Then you're probably done watching and it's time to turn off your PC and go and do something a little more interesting.
Isn't it Unamerican to repress the freedom of other people? What people do on their own time is none of an employers business.
They are going to be all over this.
You'd need something like a chameleon circuit for that.
If you got bronzed just for that post, then I support our moderating overlords wisdom wholeheartedly.
You have to write it yourself nowadays it seems.
How would you...? I don't even...
We don't need to tax capital. What we need to do is raise the tax entry level above the minimum wage.
Seriously, what's the point in spending all that bureaucratic overhead on paying people a wage they can't live on and then taking tax off them only to give some of it back to them in the form of tax credits?
For an extra 5 billion, I could fuck it up in ways that no one has ever thought of before.
You've not seen Yes Minister have you?
That there are a lot of people that have made a lot of money out of this failure.
I wonder how she got the job?
That's because when you're 5, everything is awesome! You'd be in a hurry too if the entire world was full of really cool stuff you'd never seen before.
HTML 5 is the future.
Given GCHQ's definition of legal.
How crap is that?
It's Dean Vernon!
So basically, Pig Latin for the French?
I've heard that you can get "warming" lubricants that have a dash of capsaicin in them...
So I've heard anyway...
If they can erect a massive firewall to protect us from porn...
...Then why can't they construct one to keep out spammers and malware writers?
Patent 5,959,633 sounds like half the stuff I build!
Any word on if he's coming back again?
Why is Jaffa Cake offensive?!?
Did the Goa'uld put in a complaint?
How much heat are these chips putting out? I'm thinking that this manufacturing process packs transistors denser, which would translate to the same amount of heat being generated in a smaller space.
Human life is already cheap.
Don't believe me? You can get a longer sentence for theft or destruction of property than for murder.
Here's hoping that includes automated dialers.
Wireless energy transmission, yeah, he thought of that.