2031 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Re: It's the users who are the problem.
Yeah, but you try telling them that!
Re: Lazy users,Lazy politicians
Random capitals, rabid foaming at the mouth zeal for open source unix systems....
It's hauntingly familiar.
Sounds like some kind of two way telescreen.
I wonder what's in Rupert Murdochs email account?
Aw come on! How can that not be in the public interest? You know he's got to be up to something!
Re: Uncertainty about quantum computing?
I guess we'll find out if it really is a quantum processor after the wave function collapses.
Facebook is providing a meeting place for paedophiles
Does Labour MP Helen Goodman have any evidence of this? (Besides people posting pictures of their kids?)
Re: Brain bleach required
With all these warnings I'm genuinely curious about the link now.
Dare I click on it?
A true classic
Modern games developers! Take note!
You could learn a lot from Prince of Persia.
Re: Who doesn't suck in contact lists these days?
Just because everyone else is doing it doesn't make it right.
David Gauke assured MPs that HMRC was doing a good job
Forgive me if I wont take the word of a man that thinks paying tradesmen cash in hand for work is morally wrong while he thought it was perfectly fine to fiddle his expenses.
Re: Pretty simple
Speak for yourself. I'm a riot.
I'm surprised at Sapna Cheryan.
Women enter plenty of professions with a less glamorous image. To suggest that women are this shallow is just as bad as the "lets paint it pink" marketing of tech firms that want to appeal to women.
The UK survived the blitz, the IRA, and the entire cold war without losing our liberties and freedom.
What's so special about the latest batch of people trying to destroy us that we need to hand over all our cash to GCHQ, MI5 and MI6?
Re: It needs a room sized laser?
May I suggest: a whale?
Re: Unlicenced nuclear accelerator?
Nothing turns me off a product more than adverts that try and look like regular content.
Re: Can you imagine...
Imagine if your date was wearing one!
Gadget Geek Heaven!
Maybe she'll find it in her heart to use that money to compensate her victims.
Well... I can't see the future, but I can hope.
If you listen very very carefully...
You can hear James Randi dancing a jig :D
But this ruling doesn't go far enough. There should be an announcement every 15 seconds that it's all bullshit.
The Biggest Hacking Threat In The UK
Is probably the UK Home Office itself.
Coming soon to an American town near you
A Key Signing Party!
Train Journeys are too expensive anyway.
The last trip I took by train cost more that it would to drive to my destination!
Apple sounds like it's issuing an ultimatum
I can see this ending badly for them. Nobody likes being held to ransom like that.
All this controversy about Google Glass
And cats have been secretly filming us for ages.
Don't the courts and the police have better things to do?
If the guy wants to grow plants, I say let him.
Who's he hurting?
Very cunning Telstra
What a great way to get five free days of work out of potential candidates!
Re: Google should be kicked out of Europe.
Maybe you could report them to the IWF.
We can only hope that Google isn't preparing to launch a proportional retaliatory response.
It's more obvious than those spy camera glasses.
It's difficult to tell them apart from a regular pair of glasses.
What exactly do those Privacy Commissioners think Google Glass is?
That list of questions doesn't exactly display a firm understanding of the technology.
Cold Balls of Flame?
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs
Like the police, customs officials, etc
(Stolen from Jack Dee)
Re: If they touted these at IT pro's
They aren't really for IT pro's though.
I've found that slabs are great if you just want to consume information and services. It is not an environment where you could write an application of any great size.
76 officers in London have been investigated
I'd wager that's just the tip of a very big iceberg.
Re: Why would you assume that the black hole was not rotating?
Because it makes the math easier.
Don't we pay the police to bring criminal scum to justice?
Why do we need to pay charities to do the job that we're already paying the police to do out of our taxes?
Re: I Blame the EU
This is all because of pirates. Open your eyes people!
Re: I've been 'safed'
Is that a eunuch euphemism?
Bedroom head-shots. (That's not a euphemism.)
It is now.
Surely you mean containing? Or contained?
Internet Watch Foundation
Deciding what's acceptable for you to look at since 1996.
(If you don't remember, this was the organisation that effectively cut off access to the Wayback Machine, and blocked access to wikipedia because of a Scorpions album cover.)
No TV License here.
It's not my money they are pissing up the wall.
If I could up vote articles, I'd do it just for that reference.
How come India can do this
But the UK has to faff about with the likes of BT, who, let's face it; would have a hard time stringing a couple of tin cans together.
He sold $100M of software?
They shouldn't be putting him in prison, they should be giving him a job!
How many salesmen have sales figures even close to approaching that?
- Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U
- Breaking Fad 4K-ing excellent TV is on its way ... in its own sweet time, natch
- Updated iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!
- Stephen Pie iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? NO, it's the Most Exquisite THING. EVER
- Early result from Scots indyref vote? NAW, Jimmy - it's a SCAM