Re: Like El Reg readers have never had that experience before.
Sugar Free Gummi Bears
2463 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Sugar Free Gummi Bears
Try a single blade Bic. I find that the multi-blade razors tend to accumulate hair between the blades, reducing efficiency. Which probably explains why they work better when you rub it backwards down your leg.
Ronald Hall owes me a new keyboard.
I like Google Glass as much as the next bloke. It's a great way of accessing small amounts of data in an unobtrusive manner.
BUT! If Larry Page came into my bathroom and started filming me in the shower and tweeting the video all over facebook, I'd say "OI! PAGE! NO!" Being the CEO of a multi-million dollar company does not give you the right to come into my bathroom and start filming me in the shower!
(apologies to Harry Enfield.)
I've still not forgiven them for ruining Dungeon Keeper.
That monkey could have racked up 1,000's of dollars worth of purchases on Candy Crush!
...Into the Sun.
How else am I supposed to use South Park clips to educate people?
I too was wondering what GitHub's patrons have against tasty pork dishes in gravy.
Because the sudden appearance of a 437ft CyberDemon is likely to cause mass panic.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I'm surprised that she's not retreated to her evil lair inside a hollowed out volcano.
Why? Is my privacy worth less?
and it gets mined, do I get a share of the profits?
Say what you like about those old games, but they knew how to put together a proper boxed copy back in those days.
It wasn't just a bunch of disks and a manual. You got that and so much more that made the game seem so real that for a few hours you'd really feel like some kind of adventurer (or an intergalactic hitchhiker).
Yes. I want sharks with frickin phasers!
It's about time they took a stand for Canadian Strange!
That's a reality TV show I'd watch.
That'll teach me to read the frigging article!
What Sprint should do is charge the NSA even more for their services, and then pass that money back to consumers in the form of cheap/free calls.
Everybody wins. Sprint make loads of money and get customers. Sprint customers get a subsidised service. The NSA get people to spy on. What's not to like?
Windows XP is one of those items that I categorise with the Model T Ford, rotary dial Bakelite phones, 56K modem handshaking noises, and radios that needed the valves to warm up before you could listen to anything.,
Then I can encrypt the bytes out of everything!
All the EBA will do is wring their hands and ask us very nicely not to launder money again.
That's as good a reason as any to boycott it.
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Not quite there yet "Bitcoin users are heavily armed East European drug-peddling Muslim pedophiles! using money from Bitcoin to fund terrorism and reduce your house prices by stopping weekly bin collections!!!!!!"
If you can't get an answer from an official Apple spokesperson then you ought to get that mole on the payroll.
But when I do it, I have to go on a sex offenders register!
If Virgin Media can find the time to put an entire tree's worth of spam through my letterbox every week, then they could have found a way to tell me about this, surely?
Ah the 1990's! Such a glorious decade!
Only during the day.
Is your problem that she was filming the assault, or is it the device she was using to do it?
People drive past my kids school with dashboard cams all the time. What's the problem?
It's just a shame that "There's not enough statues of Steve Jobs" isn't really a problem that needs a solution.
It doesn't invalidate the entire contract?
And that's me opting out straight away.
I'm immediately inclined to believe the exact opposite.
Are you saying that the goggles, they do nothing?
Wow. Such comment. Much upvote.
I carry it with me everywhere I go in the UK, and I've never seen a tiger.
Shouldn't the UK government prosecute them? Maybe put them in jail for being naughty and taking money under false pretences?
That would send a stronger message than just removing them from Google searches.
Go take a Placebo AC.
Somewhere within that sequence is a subset of numbers that contains a picture of a cat that wants a cheeseburger.
And doing Science!
I've always wondered why Ganymede was bigger on the inside than the outside,
Some twat fires up a megawatt CO2 laser.
There is really no excuse for them not maintaining their IT systems.