2043 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
That would make their son King Joke.
That's not a very nice name for King Joke.
Re: Anus horribilis
Surely you mean annus?
Cannabis cures cancer?
I know some people that are going to live for ever!
Yahoo articles are less annoying if you interpret each on of those ! as a "Boing!" sound.
Replacement limbs for American troops
As soon as I read that, my first thought was of that guy from Starship Troopers
Re: I take it we're talking pedos trading CP here?
No we're probably talking about kids trading their selfies with other kids.
Re: I believe this is a trap
Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?
Turkeys campaigning against xmas has started early
Software house would rather people bought their product rather than roll their own?
Who'd of thought it?
Re: importance of having a mobile phone in the car
Get a cheap nokia brick phone like a Nokia 5100 and keep it in the glove box. It'll hold it's charge for ages, and it will let you make emergency calls even without a sim.
George Osborne doesn't have a clue does he?
He's like a duck in a hot air balloon.
He's got no clue where he is, how he got there, or what he's going to do next.
And when this all goes to pot, we're going to get crapped on from a great height.
Nice to see Branson planning on doing something productive
Mechjeb isn't cheating!
It just makes things slightly easier....
Well it works in Kerbal Space Program.
What took them so long?
Re: Every man is a pedophile until proven otherwise
So sayeth the Pedo-Finder General!
I'd ask the world and his dog for dirt on Rupert Murdoch
But everyone already knows the kind of nefarious stuff his organisation gets up to.
Apple blatantly COPIES Windows
It's not copying when Apple does it.
They call it "innovation"
No academic credit
What a swindle!
Intern is another word for free labour in some companies.
Some enterprising programmer will come up with a fix for it.
Many angry readers posted "highly offensive or threatening" comments
And this recent court decision is likely to generate even more.
Deleting fucking everything...
Garter is more right than they think.
Right now, I could replace half my co-workers with a hundred line QBASIC program.
We men aren't so weak willed that a flash of cleavage will cause us to go on a sex fueled rampage.
The dress was fine.
DRM is not the right solution.
As a consumer, I've always found DRM a right hassle. In the case of the BBC it's stopped me from watching things that I have a legitimate right to see.
All this will do is encourage people to find workarounds so that they can watch the content they've purchased.
That's a bit of a slap on the wrist isn't it?
I bet Hamed Shabani could pay that with the change in his pocket.
"Neelie's plan is to get rid roaming charges across Europe by forcing operators to scrape them altogether."
If they scrape them altogether, won't charges increase? They should be scrapping them!
Re: Yes, but is it art? Photo
3D printed porn?
You mean I can have my own Lexi Belle? :D
Re: to do my duty to the Queen
Duty is open to interpretation :D
Detailed information will be provided to FireEye's customers
And that I suspect is why they aren't naming the culprit.
Screw the poor users. FireEye wants money!
Re: Is bumping off your enemies all just fine
Well the CIA don't seem to have a problem with it...
Shortage of UK drug dealers?
Legalise the weed and there'll be hardly any!
Re: war game
Would you like to play a game?
>Total Global Financial Meltdown_
They've already been tested.
And the easiest way to empty someones bank account is through the end user.
Good luck patching that hole.
Weirdest spelling of porn I've ever seen!
Re: Not Terminator
It's ok! We're safe! We're fresh out of Neutronium as far as I can tell.
(We really need a "Don't Panic!" icon)
That seems like a lot of work just to make the internet inconvenient.
Anything that can be seen and heard, can be copied.
NSA justifies hacking world's digital communications
I read the title, then I read the article.
I failed to see anything in there that justified opening Joe Blogg's mail.
Re: Its Linux so safer
And just how many people out there know how to properly secure a linux box?
Both the NSA and GCHQ run Tor nodes themselves
Any chance of getting them to crank up their bandwidth? Dilbert is loading so slowly here!
Re: "We are not aware of any zero-day exploits targeting any Adobe products."
Why would they be looking? That's a foolhardy course of action!
If you go around looking for 0-day exploits and find them, then you have a responsibility to fix them!
Call that a Super Volcano?
It looks more like a Jackson Pollock.
Re: Combine it with a teasmaid
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
The Nescafe of beers.
I don't see it working that well myself. I brew my own beer, and it's already pretty damn simple. Hop syrup, sugar, malt, hot water, yeast, and wait a week. Bottle it, then wait another week.
All that waiting gives the yeast time to turn all that sugar into tasty tasty alcohol, but even more time is needed to let the yeast settle and condition the beer. The yeast need to consume all the micro-nutrients to produce the deep rich flavour of the beer.
I imagine a machine like this producing a kind of artificial drink almost but not quite entirely unlike beer.
Re: Did they ask about...
Do you have any Payment Protection Insurance?
Ok ok, I'll get my coat...
Hey! Don't knock the CSS box model!
Seriously! Don't! It will probably fall over if you do!
This is your brain, this is your brain gaming, this is your brain gaming on drugs...
I'll see your Timothy Leary and raise you a Jeff Minter!
To this day I still get Llamatron flashbacks...
I want one for my house!
I'm going to need a much taller chimney pot though.
From what I've seen in videos, powders tend to clump together in micro-gravity due to electrostatic forces between the individual grains.
Re: Stop moaning already...
I just phoned David Cameron to tell him just that!
He said "Who are you and how did you get this number?"
I could get turned into a cyberman? Where do I sign!?!
It's not magic! Although to the untrained eye it can look like magic.
What exactly is it that Philip Hammond thinks we do?
- +Comment 'Private Facebook' Ello: There's a reason we're in beta. SPAMGASM!
- NASA rover Curiosity drills HOLE in MARS 'GOLF COURSE'
- WHY did Sunday Mirror stoop to slurping selfies for smut sting?
- Business is back, baby! Hasta la VISTA, Win 8... Oh, yeah, Windows 9
- Third patch brings more admin Shellshock for the battered and Bashed