I thought the pokenurse was called Joy.
2484 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
I thought the pokenurse was called Joy.
"Trump later argued that he will release more tax records when Clinton releases the 33,000 emails deleted from her private server."
Shouldn't he be releasing his tax returns the same way every presidential candidate has for the last 100 years? Why is he trying to make it contingent on something that's probably never going to happen?
I feel about as guilty running an adblocker as I do about running an antivirus program.
And our short sighted "anti-terror" legislation. And he authorised MI5 to collect bulk telephone data.
Is he really in any position to be advising businesses on security?
Next time I have to go through US Customs I'll have to have a fake facebook account set up that's full of memes about how great america is and about how much I love democracy and freedom.
It has to be one or the other. Which is it?!?
Oh I know it's all complete and utter nonsense. That's mostly because I'm a capricorn and we're a bit more skeptical than other signs.
I do wonder sometimes what astrologers make of all these new discoveries in the solar system.
Posting a jpg with exif data was just asking to get trolled (or worse...)
The FBI were obviously dealing with a 1337 haxor.
It sounds like they need The Doctors help...
He had some balls to appeal the fine. I'm surprised he pulled it off successfully.
Why not build one of the damn things, stick a couple of solar panels on it, launch it into space, and point it at Tau Ceti.
If it stays put. It doesn't work. If it whizzes off into the cosmos slowly accelerating then we had better hope that whatever it hits isn't inhabited.
It could be worse.
Remember those seizure inducing gifs from a few years back?
What do you think RIPA is for?
I think he wants to land on Kerbin safely, not fall out of the sky until he impacts terrain.
Elon Musk obviously needs more struts...
Next thing you know he's hacking a government supercomputer and starting world war 3.
Has the Bleeping Computer researcher tried monitoring the bleeping traffic from the bleeping ethernet interface?
There's every danger that this has already happened. Phone any major company and who picks up the phone first? A human or a robot?
Mind you, these are the same authorities that watched V-Tech give away the names and locations of kids and did pretty much bugger all. If I was Zuckerberg I wouldn't be worried.
Isn't that really all that any of us really want?
What the hell has Comet 67P been eating?
Obviously they don't weigh them out. They count them out by picking up each individual atom with a pair of very small tweezers.
Nobody should be acting maliciously anyway!
There are lots of sites out there that seem to be stuck in the 1980's when an 8 character password would have been enough. Times have changed. Storage space is now so cheap we can afford for our users to have passphrases hundreds of characters long.
You two need to beehive yourselves! There's no need to keep droning on with puns...
I for one like taking notes in the bathtub.
Have you tried eBay?
How long until I can have an R2D2 in the trunk taking control? (because that would be so cool)
Where's the harm in a little playtime?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
El reg would benefit greatly with reaction gifs
I don't actually think this would be a good thing. But if we can keep the government tied up with policing the least desirable part of the internet then the rest of us can actually get on with some real work.
Who the hell would play a game that gets in the way of your drinking?
Dating sites don't make money matching people up. They make money by getting men to fork out for a membership and it's in their financial interest to keep that going as long as possible.
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Which site is this? A friend of mine wants to know for research purposes...
But where's Ivan?
Then surely Israel's Public Security Minister Gilad Erdan can check them themselves?
I wonder where spammers fall in the prisoner hierarchy?
They could have had a lot of fun with that.
I'm sure their customers feel safer already.
But then I would have hosted it in a proper cloud environment that would have brought more resources to bear as demand increased.
Real harcore hackers use a magnetised needle and a steady hand.