2452 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Have you tried eBay?
How long until I can have an R2D2 in the trunk taking control? (because that would be so cool)
Where's the harm in a little playtime?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
El reg would benefit greatly with reaction gifs
I don't actually think this would be a good thing. But if we can keep the government tied up with policing the least desirable part of the internet then the rest of us can actually get on with some real work.
Who the hell would play a game that gets in the way of your drinking?
Dating sites don't make money matching people up. They make money by getting men to fork out for a membership and it's in their financial interest to keep that going as long as possible.
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Which site is this? A friend of mine wants to know for research purposes...
But where's Ivan?
Then surely Israel's Public Security Minister Gilad Erdan can check them themselves?
I wonder where spammers fall in the prisoner hierarchy?
They could have had a lot of fun with that.
I'm sure their customers feel safer already.
But then I would have hosted it in a proper cloud environment that would have brought more resources to bear as demand increased.
Real harcore hackers use a magnetised needle and a steady hand.
rem Use .cmd extension to bypass .bat filter.
copy con script.cmd
ren virus.csv virus.exe
I can understand people wanting to know if someone in their community has a predilection for sex offences, but what about other offences that affect the community?
And why didn't additional servers come online as demand increased?
I knew it! The Register is full of oldfags.
We just don't have enough lawyers and jail space.
Or T-Mobile customers.
It's frequently unrealistic.
If obscurity is that important, I'd hazard a guess that there's next to no security at all.
I should be able to have a password as long as this post if it is required, and must contain letters.
I understand that it's a religious school. That's plain to see.
If they just needed a religious afectation to send, why not a prayer written on paper. Or one of their wafers. Or just paint a + on the side. Why go to all the trouble of adding something big and heavy like a medal to the satellite?
Weight and it's distribution is important. More so in a cube sat I would imagine. It must be in there for a reason, or it's just taking up valuable space.
Is that for ballast?
I'm taking my overdraft elsewhere!
So pack a sweater?
Because once a payment has been deposited at the bank, it's no longer immoral.
"Never believe a user"
Or to put it another way:
"Everybody Lies" - Dr G House.
In my experience ignorance leads to accidents.
Is it really worth arguing over what fraction of a billion each of them gets?
I've never met anybody with a degree in healthineering.
Will my Windows 7 installation still be valid?
For a few sandwiches and wings?
Were they dipped in gold?
1. Invent a new term no one has ever heard of.
2. Commission a report finding out no one's heard of it.
4. Win £24,000,000
It would be interesting for my grandkids to find out if it's habitable or not.
It's my screen.
It displays what I want it to.
No. We really really need this feature right now and everyone needs to be able to use it. Can't you just stick a simple plaintext password on it for now and we'll come back to it later when we've got more time...
I'm colour blind and believe it or not, we can see ruddy great big solid blocks of colour.
Picking red roses out of a green bush at a fair distance away is another story, but big massive lights? Not a problem.
Imagine trying to fix the plane while you're still flying it.
Yet HSBC's money laundering was most definitely a crime. And nobody went to prison for that either.
If our legal system is up for sale, we should at least make sure we get a good price for it. We don't want a repeat of the Royal Mail fiasco.
MPs represent whoever last donated to the party coffers.
Back when I had a ZX Spectrum I had to resort to writing my own bootloader just to poke in cheats!