* Posts by ItsNotMe

744 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jan 2012

Apple and Samsung STILL in bitchfight over banning ancient mobes

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

And of course there is always this from Boy Wonder...

"Steve Jobs: Good artists copy great artists steal"

...or this: "We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas. Triumph of the Nerds (1996)"

...or this: "It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.

At a retreat in September 1982, as quoted in John Sculley and John A. Byrne, Odyssey: Pepsi to Apple – A Journey of Adventure, Ideas, and the Future (1987), p. 157

Variant: Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate? As quoted or paraphrased in Young Guns: The Fearless Entrepreneur's Guide to Chasing Your Dreams and Breaking Out on Your Own (2009) by Robert Tuchman, p. 18"

Yep...thank goodness that Apple never had any ideas of stealing other peoples' ideas.

Yes, Google can afford to lose $9bn in Motorola sale. But did it really?

ItsNotMe

What's $9bn amongst friends anyway?

Google probably has more than that lost down behind the couch cushions at The Chocolate Factory's HQ.

Facebook will LOSE 80% of its users by 2017 – epidemiological study

ItsNotMe
Pint

Re: join the club...

@Mike Flugennock...are we married to the same woman?

My wife insists on typing the name of a site she wants to visit into a Google search box. Every time I suggest that she could make an educated guess by typing straight into the Firefox address bar -- or simply typing the URL into the address bar if she knows it -- she has a massive meltdown.

I gave up long ago.

I feel your pain. And the beer...because this has caused me to imbibe in many as a result.

Cybercrooks slide fingers into TELLIES+FRIDGES, spam splurge ensues

ItsNotMe
Thumb Up

Re: And so it begins

Oh how right you are sir. And precisely why I will never own a "Nest" thermostat, or any other "smart" appliance. "Smart" appliances are for dumb-asses too stupid...or to incompetent...to take responsibility for their own lives.

I have a new "smart" television (SONY), but removed the USB wireless NIC a few days ago, because I really have no need for it. Don't use Netflix, or any other streaming program like that, so no need for the tellie to be connected to the outside world via the Internet.

Google's Nest gobble: Soon ALL your HOME are BELONG to US

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

Much ado about nothing

You do realize kids, that no one is forcing anyone to buy this Nest thing...don't you? Or any of the other crap that connects my home & its belongings to the Internet. There isn't a snowball's chance in Hell I would ever buy one of these...or any other device that connects the appliances in my home to the Internet. What for?

It's bad enough that there are PFYs around the globe (and yes...the NSA also) trying to gain access to my computers...the longer they all stay the f*ck out of the rest of my life...the better.

Google tickled with TINY fine from French privacy watchdog

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Seriously? 150k?

There is probably MORE than that lost under the couch cushions at the Chocolate Factory's headquarters.

Pesky protesters FORCE GOOGLE STAFF INTO THE SEA

ItsNotMe
Pint

Re: Oracle boat??

"... and I *know* Larry's got a boat already!"

No...actually...it's a SHIP! At 87.78 meters (288 feet)...it's a ship.

http://theyachtphoto.com/musashi.htm

ATM hacker Barnaby Jack's death blamed on accidental drug overdose

ItsNotMe
FAIL

What a crock.

"An autopsy carried out after his death, released last week, concluded that Jack died of a multi-drug overdose including a mix of heroin and cocaine as well as prescription drugs – specifically, diphenhydramine (Benadryl) and alprazolam (Xanax). His girlfriend found him lying in bed and unresponsive, surrounded by beer and champagne bottles, when she returned home in the evening."

"There was "no visible or palpable evidence of trauma" and the acute mixed drug overdose was likely to have been accidental, the autopsy concluded."

Right. He "accidently" took all of those drugs...one at a time. Then washed them down with beer & champagne.

Buh-bye kid...you're a loser who won't be missed.

Amazon, Hollywood, Samsung: PLEASE get excited about 4K telly

ItsNotMe
FAIL

WGAF

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BlackBerry CEO John Chen: Y'know what, we'll go back to enterprise stuff

ItsNotMe
FAIL

And in the background...

...the strains of "Nearer My God to Thee" are heard.

"Interim BlackBerry CEO John Chen says critics should quit dwelling on the snakebit smartphone vendor's past missteps and look instead to what the company plans to do tomorrow."

It's the dream: Bill Gates chucks cash at WEE-IN-YOUR-PHONE project

ItsNotMe
Pint

Re: Neat

"Consider the more you drink, the lower your electricity bill."

Except...that if a high alcohol content will damage the battery(s)...or you're a "bad aim" when snockered.

California OLDSTER in WILD golf course SKATEBOARDING spree

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Re: $3,500 for a piece of wood with four wheels and a starter motor?

Yep...and 2,000 people with more money than brains buying them.

Another P.T. Barnum moment.

TomTom GO 6000 satnav chews on smarties and tablets

ItsNotMe

Smartphone NAV is all well & good...but...

...if you are in areas with weak...or non-existent cell service...and there ARE areas in the US and other countries like this...then cell based NAV is completely useless.

BlackBerry nabs 'The Sims' to head up crucial Services unit

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Re: SAP + BB = Sucksess

Yep. The blind leading the blind.

IT bods: Windows XP, we WON'T leave you. Migrate? Chuh! As if...

ItsNotMe

Re: Just try budging the doctors...

Yep. There are plenty of reasons NOT to go to Win 7 or 8.x....namely...legacy applications that won't run on the newer OSes.

My university/medical research center/hospital has dozens of them. Most do not ever connect to the Internet...so no good reason whatsoever to change.

ItsNotMe
Thumb Up

Re: Indeed...

"I've still got a Windows 98 PC around..."

Me also...just for running MS BoB! Although I have had it running on XP SP3 as well.

Zuck you! Facebook introduces 'Dislike' button... in Messenger

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

It's ALL drivel on Farcebook

"Facebook has finally offered its users a way of expressing disgust at the drivel their friends post."

Apple CEO Cook breaks YEARS OF SILENCE, finally speaks to El Reg hack

ItsNotMe

Re: What's an iPad?

No Steve...it's a upgraded model of a Steve Todd...but till cheap. :-)

Best,

Tim

Sent from my iPad

On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Re: Weapons

Hate to break it to you...but the Military M-16 is .223 Caliber...and the M-16 is definitely a "weapon".

Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Pot...

...meet kettle.

FBI sends memo to US.gov sysadmins: You've been hacked... for the past YEAR

ItsNotMe

But you don't understand.

They're doing it to PROTECT you. Don't you get it?

#ALERT! There'll be emergencies on Twitter for UK, Ireland

ItsNotMe
Black Helicopters

Re: #WhenWillThisFsckinStupidityStop

Probably never, as long as people continue to use all of this lame social networking crap.

Count me out...I prefer surprises anyway.

Tales from an expert witness: Lasers, guns and singing Santas

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

Beware of these so-called "Expert Witnesses"

I had to sue a former dentist for malpractice, after having to have USD$11,000.00 of reconstructive surgery done on me. Paid out of pocket by me.

My wife took the same scumbag through a similar case, but had to go through the local County Dental Association, (we had to go different routes too numerous to post here). She won her case, and the clown was required to refund the USD$5,000.00 she had spent on "work" he had done on her for a complete set of "caps". The ONLY positive thing the Dental Review Board said about her case was that the "aesthetics" were good, meaning the caps themselves, which he had no part in creating.

ALL of his work was deemed poor, and sub-standard, and even dangerous (she had multiple gum infections because of his "work"). He was sanctioned by the review board, and made to refund the money spent.

My case went through the local County Courts (a jury trial), and it was a sham. I had hired the supposed best legal firm dealing with medical malpractice (claimed they had a 98% win rate) on a contingency basis, so if things did not go my way, I paid them nothing. Good thing, because they didn't. Oh...and because of the law...my wife's case against this prick could not be mentioned during my trial.

I lost my case, due to one of these "Expert Witnesses" for the Dentist, who testified that he "knew I was predisposed to Periodontal Disease, because it ran in my family", even though in cross examining by my attorney, he admitted that he had never seen me before, had no knowledge of my, or my family's dental or medical history, had never seen my, or my family's dental or medical records, and had never examined me, or anyone in my family. He said...and I quote..."I just know." The jury bought this shit hook, line & sinker, and I lost my case. The judge was no better either. He sat on the bench and scoffed at much of my testimony. Another biased scumbag to be sure.

Needless to say, my opinion of the legal system has gone right down the shitter. I have been called for jury duty several times now over the years since my trial, and as soon as I tell the lawyers of my little escapade in their courts, and how much I despise the whole system, I am released from jury duty instantaneously.

So as far as I am concerned, most of these "expert witnesses" are PAID LIARS, and nothing more.

Woz: Google Glass will be SO COOL... just like BLUETOOTH

ItsNotMe
WTF?

Re: Pairing a device is too complex...

"Frankly I never understood why Bluetooth headset didn't become much more common - "

Simple answer...people look absolutely asinine walking around with those protuberances.

Chinese Bitcoin exchange disappears, along with £2.5m

ItsNotMe
Thumb Up

ROTFLMAO

One more P.T. Barnum moment.

Mac OS X Mavericks 'upgrade' ruins iWorks

ItsNotMe
Flame

@ obnoxiousGit

Hey...I thought I told you NEVER to call me Shirley!

Want to keep the users happy? Don't call them users for a start

ItsNotMe

Re: Not 'users'

True...but having spent 25 years as a Chief Purser for a now defunct airline...and the past 15 years in the IT business as a sysadmin..."stupid is as stupid does" knows no specific industry.

When I was flying, the standard line was "they checked their brain when they checked their luggage". All too true.

The main thing I have found in 50+ years of working in "service industries" is that most, but not all, IT types have no clue about what "customer service" really is.

Vulture 2 paintjob: Four-year-old nipper triumphs

ItsNotMe
Devil

Re: Distress?

No...you're simply looking at it wrong.

Irish privacy boss hauled to court for NOT probing Facebook for spook links

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

Well you know...

...there is one very easy way to make sure your personal information isn't snooped on by governments on any of these lame social networking sites like Farcebook.

DON'T USE ANY OF THEM FFS.

LinkedIn: Obviously biz people DON'T use MS Exchange servers. REALLY?

ItsNotMe
WTF?

And this only really matters...

...if one gives a Rat's Arse about LinkdIn in the first place...which many people do not.

Ryanair boss Mike O'Leary hits Twitter: 'Nice pic. Phwoaaarr!'

ItsNotMe
Thumb Up

Re: Good old Ryanair

If I have to.

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

Re: Good old Ryanair

I would WALK before ever flying his crap airline.

Beak orders Yahoo! to get on with Microsoft Search rollout in Asia

ItsNotMe
Coat

There...fixed it for you.

Yahoo! ordered! to! get! on! with! Microsoft! Search! rollout! in! Asia!

MacBook Air fanbois! Your flash drive may be a data-nuking TIME BOMB

ItsNotMe
Devil

Not possible.

It just works.

Last living NEANDERTHALS discovered in JERSEY – boffins

ItsNotMe
WTF?

"Last living NEANDERTHALS discovered in JERSEY – boffins"

So the Commentards referring to "Jersey Shore" are most likely from the US...and have no clue about where the piece is ACTUALLY talking about.

And besides...they are really in Washington, D.C.

Twitter hires Google ad exec: Microblogging? We've heard of it

ItsNotMe

Re: How many ads can be sold globally.....

What I would like to know is just who clicks on these ads in the first place?

I refuse to use ANY of these lame social networking sites, so I have never seen their ads, but the ads that do appear in the few applications I have on my smartphone are totally ignored by moi. Never, ever clicked on one yet, and will never do so.

Apple appoints top Obama legal eagle as antitrust watchdog

ItsNotMe

A coincidence perhaps?

"President Obama Vetoes ITC Ban On iPhone, iPads; Apple Happy, Samsung Not"

http://www.forbes.com/sites/connieguglielmo/2013/08/03/president-obama-vetoes-itc-ban-on-iphone-ipads-apple-happy-samsung-not/

But..."Obama Lets ITC Ruling Stand, Some Samsung Phones Banned"

http://www.phonescoop.com/articles/article.php?a=13024

Apple's Steve Jobs was a SEX-crazed World War II fighter pilot, says ex

ItsNotMe

Re: Odd.

Ahhh...@jake..."But sex-mad? Absolutely not..."

And you have personal knowledge of Steve's sexual exploits how?

You claim "I knew Steve personally..." So just how personally DID you know him? Hmmm?

ItsNotMe

Re: Kiss and tell tramp

Wow! A news flash. Steve Jobs was a megalomaniac scumbag. WHAT a surprise.

I think a LOT of people already knew this.

Kids hooked up with free Office subs at Microsoft-addicted schools

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Re: Many tools for the job?

"...-- and Microsoft isn't going to fund actual education."

Ahhh...you would be wrong.

"As one of the largest software vendors in the world, Microsoft Corporation provides financial resources for educational institutions, faculty, and students. These include donations of software, technology services, curriculum, training, internships, and scholarships, as well as cash awards. Microsoft education grants are available to K-12 and higher-education institutions worldwide."

http://www.ehow.com/list_6905111_microsoft-education-grants.html

http://www.microsoft.com/education/en-us/leadership/programs/Pages/index.aspx

Apple's Oct 22 WORLD-SHAKING San Fran party: New iPads or what?

ItsNotMe
FAIL

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Whooppieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

OAR-some! 18ft SEA SERPENT discovered off US coast

ItsNotMe

"“It’s one of these rare weird things you see in Southern California,” Chace said."

Doesn't that describe that vast majority of life forms in California? Especially on dry land?

Google's latest ad push gives LONE LAWMAKER the creeps

ItsNotMe
FAIL

So just how much of a Narcissist do you have to be...

...to put a picture of yourself on your posts? A huge one, apparently.

Cook invokes GHOST of STEVE JOBS in Apple-wide memo

ItsNotMe
Mushroom

@LarsG

Funny how people who knew him liked him and people who never knew or even met him hated him.

This might have something to do with it:

"Writing for the New York Times, Andrew Sorkin was puzzled that he couldn’t find any evidence that Steve Jobs, Apple’s founder, had given away any part of his significant $8.3 billion personal wealth. What he did find is that when Jobs returned to his old company in 1997, he canceled Apple’s philanthropic programs and they have remained dormant ever since.

Sorkin explained: “None of this is meant to judge Mr. Jobs. I have long been a huge admirer of Mr. Jobs…because of the enormous positive impact his products have had by improving the lives of millions of people through technology…. But the lack of public philanthropy by Mr. Jobs…raises some important questions about the way public views business and business people at a time when some ‘millionaires and billionaires’ are criticized for not giving back enough while others like Mr. Jobs are lionized.”

He then compares Jobs’ stinginess to the generosity of Bill Gates and Warren Buffet in establishing a foundation to “enhance healthcare and reduce extreme poverty” around the world. The unstated question to Mr. Jobs in Sorkin’s article is: Why not you, Mr. Jobs?"

And I particularly like this part:

"Part of the answer may be that Jobs feels he can make a better contribution to reducing poverty by making Apple more successful through its innovative technological breakthroughs".

Sure ended HIS poverty.

http://lightfromtheright.com/2011/09/10/steve-jobs%E2%80%99-charitable-contributions-gave-office/

ItsNotMe

Re: Bit over the top

Playmobil, or they don't exist.

Bling, bling, it's HTC here: Clear us a place on the gold phone bandwagon

ItsNotMe
FAIL

WGAF

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

New Terminator-style 'bots can self-assemble, leap, climb and SWARM

ItsNotMe

Re: A witch! A witch!

Sorry to put a damper on your intended repast...but the STAKE (nee steak) and FAGOTS (nee FAGGOTS) @ Pen-y-gors was referring to...would be used to COOK your meal...not be the entree'.

fag·ot - noun \ˈfa-gət\

Definition of FAGOT

: bundle: as

a : a bundle of sticks

b : a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fagot

OK...everyone back to work. The English lesson is over now.

'Safest car ever made' Tesla Model S EV crashes and burns. Car 'performed as designed'

ItsNotMe
WTF?

"Tesla has provided more details about the fire, ...the car "performed as it was designed to do.""

And that would be bursting into flames when it runs over some large object?

Is it possible to order a Tesla WITHOUT that option? Hmmm?

Screen grab by Google, Amazon could delay Retina iPad mini – report

ItsNotMe
FAIL

Your words coming back to haunt you Stevie & Timmy?

"During the Q4 Apple earnings call, Cook addressed words spoken by Steve Jobs in the past regarding a 7-inch tablet:

On comments that Steve made before about 7 inch tablets, let me be clear, we would not make one of the 7 inch tablets, we don’t think they’re good products, we’d never make one.

In case you’re wondering what Steve Jobs said about the 7-inch form factor, here’s his original quote:

7-inch tablets are tweeners: too big to compete with a smartphone and too small to compete with the iPad. ….7-Inch tablets are dead on arrival.

Jobs had more to say in his day about the smaller tablet:

While one could increase the resolution to make up some of the difference, it is meaningless unless your tablet also includes sandpaper, so that the user can sand down their fingers to around one-quarter of their present size. Apple has done expensive user testing on touch interfaces over many years, and we really understand this stuff.

There are clear limits of how close you can place physical elements on a touch screen, before users cannot reliably tap, flick or pinch them. This is one of the key reasons we think the 10-inch screen size is the minimum size required to create great tablet apps. "

http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/25/tim-cook-we-will-never-make-a-7-inch-tablet-we-dont-think-theyre-good-products/

A £30,000, 295bhp 4G MODEM?!? Must be the Audi S3 Quattro, then

ItsNotMe
FAIL

"Given the expected level of idiotic driving one would expect from the average Audi driver, "

@ Loyal Commenter

Which is like saying that ALL commentards here are highly intelligent individuals...like vous mayhaps? Hmmm?