* Posts by The Man Who Fell To Earth

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Wow, Barcelona really has a problem with tech disruptors. Watch out Airbnb

The Man Who Fell To Earth

Re: Governments effectively seek to outlaw direct transactions between citizens

Governments outlaw direct transactions between citizens all of the time. Murder for hire, prostitution (in most places), drug dealing are just a few examples of direct transactions between citizens most governments outlaw.

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Unhappy

Barcelona

Barcelona needs to understand that the Sharecropper Economy that the likes of Uber & Airbnb represent is the future. A dystopian future, but the future nonetheless.

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Fugitive UK hacker turned ISIS recruiter killed in Syria

The Man Who Fell To Earth
Devil

When God speaks

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do to their fellows, because it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

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Can't get a woop, woop! Twitter gives politicians nice Gaffe-Delete button

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FAIL

More evidence

That Twitter is run by Twits, for Twits.

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Twenty years since Windows 95, and we still love our Start buttons

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FAIL

Re: Ted's Toy

The first windowed OS was Xerox's Alto (and later Xerox Star) developed in 1973, which Steve Jobs & other Apple folk saw when touring the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center (PARC) a few years after Apple's founding in 1976. (I believe the tour was 1979 or late 1978.) Alto even had a mouse & ethernet network interface also invented at PARC. (TCP/IP didn't come about until 1983, & I don't recall what protocol the Alto used) Apple in 1979 started working on their first windowed GUI for the Lisa, released in 1983 which was pretty much a flop. The Macintosh was released a year later in 1984, which clearly was not a flop.

Amstrad's system was a version of DRI's GEM on Amstrad hardware released in the mid-80's.

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Brussels taxi union to disrupt the disruptors over Uber service

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Devil

Re: Ridiculous

That's part of the way the new "Sharecropper Economy" businesses like Uber & AirBNB work, by design.

MBA's - even less ethical that lawyers.

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I've seen Kaspersky slap his staff with a walrus penis – and even I doubt the false-positive claims

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Joke

Re: White hats, Black hats, and Grey hats...

From the article:

> Kaspersky Lab is preeminent among antivirus firms for investigating state-sponsored malware, particularly software nasties coming from the Five Eyes nations of the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.

And yet they can't find any Russian state-sponsored malware. Must be because the Russian government is so benign they don't have any.

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A close shave: How to destroy your hard drives without burning down the data centre

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Boffin

Re: Meh

All of the alloys used will dissolve quite readily in a number of common acids or proprietary clean room etchants, such as those made by Transcene.

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Boffin

Meh

Probably better to place a capsule filled with an enchant for the magnetic film material (usually cobalt based these days) in the drive that can be triggered to spray the platters with the etchant & corrode them. The storage portion of the films are so thin (a few tens of nanometers), that they'd be destroyed in seconds.

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Apple splashes dough to keep Big Cheese safe

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WTF?

Not much

Anyone who has been in management in a US company knows that $700k per year is only 3-4 FTE's, once you include benefits, overhead and G&A on their salaries.

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Want to download free AV software? Don't have a Muslim name

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FAIL

Re: so now tha bad guys

This "problem" exists because Sophos wants Mr. Ali's personal info like his name & email address. They could be in full compliance with export controls by not asking for any personal info and simple filtering by IP address of the downloader. That is what most companies do, which is why Mr. Ali never has this problem downloading from other places.

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NASA: 'Closest thing yet to ANOTHER EARTH' - FOUND

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FAIL

Bad news for God

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/earth-20-bad-news-for-god_b_7861528.html

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Rise of the swimming machines: US sub launches and recovers a drone

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WTF?

Aren't submarine drones

called torpedoes?

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Reg top tip: Don't have the same name as someone else if you use Facebook's Instagram

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FAIL

Instagram would prefer that everyone use their Social Security Number (or their country's equivalent) as their user ID.

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Soil and sand harden as SPEEDING MISSILES and METEORS SLAM into GROUND – boffins

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Boffin

Cornstarch & water is a well know example of a non-Newtonian fluid. The Duke experiment is not dissimilar. Next, they will confirm that pointy penatrators do much better than blunt penatrators.

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Microsoft to Windows 10 consumers: You'll get updates LIKE IT or NOT

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Pirate

Re: Don't want updates or want them at convenient times?

I'm sure very quickly someone will discover a register hack similar to the Windows XP POS update hack that will allow one to trick Windows updates.

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We tried using Windows 10 for real work and ... oh, the horror

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Boffin

Windows 10 works best

In my experience playing with Windows 10, it works best with Classic Shell installed.

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New US bill aims to zap patent trolls with transparency demands

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WTF?

Re: Or...

You mean the world would be worse off without:

5443036 Method of exercising a cat

6505576 Pet Toy

6557495 Laser Pet Toy

6651591 Automatic laser pet toy and exerciser

6701872 Method and apparatus for automatically exercising a curious animal

all US patents on the idea of using a laser pointer spot as a toy for a cat to chase?

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Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

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Boffin

Re: Top banter!

If God altered the Universe to make everything everywhere appear to be billions of years old, then Scientifically, the Universe IS billions of years old because the only clocks there are use physical processes as their timers. (i.e. There's no extra-Universe clock for all of us inside the Universe.) Pretending there is some "real" extra-Universe time is just empty headed intellectual masturbation.

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Boffin

Re: Me, give me strength

Ham & his ilk should sleep very well at night. Ham & his ilk dismiss radionuclide dating. Yet the same equation for spontaneous nuclear decay that allows us to date all sorts of things going back billions of years, is the same equation that governs the initiation of a nuclear weapon detonation. You can't have one without the other. So if you don't believe in radionuclide dating, then you have to believe that all this stuff about nuclear weapons is a big hoax & conspiracy theory.

But of course, Ham & his ilk know nothing of logic.

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Sniffing and sharing Wi-Fi passwords? There's an app for that!

The Man Who Fell To Earth
Stop

All the more reason to use that MAC Address filter built into your WiFi router or access point.

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World loses John Nash, the 'Beautiful Mind'

The Man Who Fell To Earth
Boffin

It should also be pointed out

That Nash & Alicia had a son, who also developed schizophrenia.

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Are we looking at the first domain name meme? Neigh

The Man Who Fell To Earth
Devil

.ass

I want them to create a .ass domain.

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Nasty Dyre malware bests white hat sandboxes

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Boffin

Re: More to the point

Yes, Rutkowska also developed "Blue Pill", that uses hardware virtualization to move a running OS into a virtual machine. (i.e. Could be used by malware to run underneath the OS.)

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Boffin

More to the point

Being able to detect that one is operating in a VM is not new to malware.

Red Pill, developed by Joanna Rutkowska, is an example of a technique to detect that one is inside a VMWare and MS VirtualPC virtual machines. More generic tests, such as counting the time taken to execute two instructions, can also be used to tell software it's inside a VM.

A fair amount of malware checks to see if it is in a VM, and stops if it is. It's a technique to make it more difficult for security researchers to study the malware.

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US hospitals to treat medical device malware with AC power probes

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Boffin

Re: Batteries

That probably depends on the details of how the power in, charging circuit & battery are functionally integrated. If the battery & charge circuit of switched to the side when the power is on, and the battery is switched to (as is done with UPS) then this side channel may still work.

But your comment does point to the fact that this side channel attack only works on modern PC's and equipment because of the use of under filtered switching power supplies.

If you used an "old fashion" power supply that used a transformer, full or half wave bridge, and (optional) analog voltage regulator, you have to follow that bridge with a large (several hundred microfarad to several thousand microfarad) capacitor to put the 3db point for line ripple suppression well below the mains frequency (50 or 60 Hz).

That 3db point "works both ways". Most of the signatures these guys show have most of their info out to 300Hz, and above the mains frequency. And old fashion power supply, with it's 3db point at say, a few Hz, would leave them with basically no noise to analyze. The down side is that old fashion power supplies are bulkier, more costly & less efficient than switching power supplies, which is why they have been replaced in the last couple of decades.

But if you wanted your equipment to block this side channel, just design using a properly designed old fashion transformer based power supply with whopping capacitors.

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Microsoft vs AWS: If you can't bark with the BIG DOGS get off the PORCH

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Black Helicopters

Why does it matter?

Both hand you data over to the NSA. So why use either of them, unless you use a wrapper like nCryptedCloud or Cloud Fogger?

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Looking for laxatives, miss? Shoppers stalked via smartphone Wi-Fi

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WTF?

WiFi only?

Or did they use StingRay tech to spoof cell towers to track those people who don't walk around with their phones WiFi turned on?

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Google pulls plug on YouTube for older iPads, iPhones, smart TVs

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FAIL

Now we know what Google's staying power is

About 3 years.

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GitHub jammed by injected JavaScript, servers whacked by DDoS

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FAIL

Re: 2008?

Only a bunch of morons (or Chinese agents) would hijack a thread to hold as inane debate as you guys when the thread should be about something as important as the Chinese government weaponizing expats web browsers.

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Amazon cloud threatens to SMASH the fundamental laws of PHYSICS

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FAIL

Re: split -b10M –additional-suffix=.jpg

Note that for Amazon to put the restrictions on that they want, even on the $60 plan, you can't pre-encrypt your files. Might as well just burn them all on a blu-ray and mail it to the NSA.

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Timeout, Time Lords: ICANN says there is only one kind of doctor

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Boffin

"legitimate medical practitioners"

What does that mean & who decides what a "legitimate medical practitioner" is?

You can bet that quacks pushing things like homeopathy and all sorts of alternative medicine snake oil will get a .doctor domain.

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Intel slaps Iris Pro GPUs into Core i7 silicon to woo desktop gamers

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WTF?

New?

The R (& H if I recall correctly) suffix in i7 4th-gen desktop CPUs designate the processor with having Iris Pro integrated graphics.

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Would you trust 'spyproof' mobes made in Putin's Russia?

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Go

Would you trust 'spyproof' mobes made in Putin's Russia?

Why not? After all, they are assembled by my good friend the Easter Bunny.

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Google mouthpieces: 'Right to be Forgotten' should NOT apply on google.com

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Boffin

Give us a break

The European Court of Justice is considered a joke in legal circles, and this ruling on search engines just underscores it.

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Microsoft will give away Windows 10 FREE - for ONE year

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WTF?

Re: I'm free! No, you're an idiot

""With Windows 10, we think of the operating system as 'Windows as a service'," said Terry Myerson, Microsoft's VP of operating systems."

So is he saying you can't buy Windows 10, you have to pay protection money forever and ever? (Subscription only?) If so, then in my organization, Windows 10 is DOA.

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Microsoft patch batch pre-alerts now for paying customers ONLY

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FAIL

Typical slick MBA stunt.

No doubt "Premier" customers are covered by an NDA, so they can't forewarn the public of Microsoft's disastrous security the upcoming patches are trying to band-aid.

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Police radios will be KILLED soon – yet no one dares say 'Huawei'

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FAIL

Re: Trolleyism

Switch to 4G? Don't these people ever look beyond the UK's borders? Even in 1st world countries like the US & Japan, cell systems go down in emergencies. 911, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Sandy, Tōhoku earthquake tsunami (also caused the Fukashima meltdown) ... Anyone relying on the cell system was SOL. Often for days, in some places weeks or even months.

Obviously, no major disasters could ever happen in the UK, so no problem.

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NASA preps lobotomy for Opportunity rover to cure amnesia

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Re: Truly amazing

So was there no wear leveling in the flash memory controller? That would automatically take defective cells out of operation.

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Armouring up online: Duncan Campbell's chief techie talks crypto with El Reg

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Thumb Up

My only comment

Is I've switched from Truecrypt to Bestcrypt. Bestcrypt isn't free, but you can examine their source & and it is maintained & improved.

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Nork-ribbing flick The Interview AXED: Sony caves under hack terror 'menace'

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FAIL

Thank God for the NSA's Internet surveillance program

Obviously, the NSA's tracking everything that moves over the Internet, in order to prevent terrorism (cyber included), certainly did a lot to thwart that hacking & data theft at Sony, the world's largest cyber terrorism attack if the claims that as much as 100TB was stolen are true.

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ASA slaps Ebuyer AGAIN - this time for ignoring regulator

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FAIL

This article needs an Editor

Who is actually fluent in the English language. It's full of grammar errors.

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Cheap blow-up baby incubator bags James Dyson award

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WTF?

Of course

It's not like humans are not easy to replace with unskilled labor. After all, that is why there's over 7 billion of them infesting this planet.

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Antares apocalypse: Orbital points finger at turbopump FAIL

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Go

Re: Ha! Called it!

Maybe SpaceX can sell them a couple of 21st Century launch vehicles.

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Forget eyeballs and radar! Brits tackle GPS JAMMERS with WWII technology

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Boffin

Re: Dead reckoning? MUH... how do do I into pen & paper?

First off, a Ring Laser Gyro only gives you rotation, not translation information. Navigation grade RLG's typically have an integration error of about 1 degree per hour. The other component of an inertial measurement unit (IMU) is the accelerometers to give you translation information, with a typical navigation grade accuracy of about 1mg (milli gee). Three gyros and three accelerometers are normally combined in an IMU. The combination of an IMU and a computer running navigation equations is called an Inertial Navigation System (INS). A typical navigation grade INS has a total integration error of about 1 nautical mile per hour. Believe me, you don't want to sail around relying on an INS to tell you where you are. You only want it to see if your GPS is being spoofed or for very short term navigation when you GPS has dropped out. A "military grade" INS has an integration error of about 1 nautical mile per 24 hours, a tactical grade (like on a JDAM) has a total integration error of about 10 nautical miles per hour, which again is why the INS is used for short term when the GPS is screwy.

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Branson on Virgin Galactic fatal crash: 'Space is hard – but worth it'

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Boffin

Re: human endevour

People have very warped perceptions of risks. Just look at all of the antics that have taken place, especially in/by the US, over terrorism over the last dozen years due to 911. Terrorism strikes the fear that it does because one cannot see it coming and its apparent randomness in whether one will be a victim of it. Yet in the last 12 years, the US has absorbed over one hundred 911’s in terms of sudden & seemingly random deaths from automobile accidents, which amount to about 30,000 deaths per year. The threat of terrorism is real. But it's very small compared to other threats to our lives that we live with comfortably every day.

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Rise of the machines: Silicon Valley hardware store to deploy ROBOTS for customer service

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Devil

Re: I foresee trouble

I foresee trouble simply with people messing with the robot for entertainment purposes.

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BlackEnergy crimeware coursing through US control systems

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WTF?

Re: AC

Maybe there's a business opportunity for checking & cleaning these systems...

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US government fines Intel's Wind River over crypto exports

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Boffin

Re: I cant believe it.

This problem should be self correcting in that no one trusts any encryption coming from a US company anymore. The US will shortly become an importer of crypto. Should people trust the AES-NI instruction set in Intel Processors? One has to wonder.

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Cops and spies should blame THEMSELVES for smartphone crypto 'problem' - Hyppönen

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WTF?

Google has since promised to do something similar with Android smartphones.

Eh? Then what does the Settings -> Security -> Encrypt Device on my Android 4.1 phone do? Or the Settings -> Security -> Encrypt external SD card ?

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