1090 posts • joined 9 Jan 2012
apps that pull weather forecasts to predict sales and set order quantities
Given how inaccurate any kind of long term weather forecasting is that sounds dangerous.
How do these muppets keep getting such lucrative contracts? Ok rhetorical question I know they bribed some civil servant or politician as usual, it is just depressing that they keep getting away with it.
Re: Basic physics
Basic counting. That's paragraph four.
the créme de la créme of gaming aristocracy
"Mario, Luigi, Link, Samus Aran, Donkey Kong, Fox McCloud, Kirby, et al"
OK so I know who the first two are, and Donkey Kong obviously, but Fox McCloud of the clan McCloud? Does he have a Spanish friend and mentor who sounds suspiciously like an Edinburgh milk man? And, who the hell are Link and Samus Aran? I've been plying computer games since Pong and I've never heard of them.
When I think of Nintendo, I think of that annoying plumber and his crappy platform games, stupid cart racing games with children's characters and crappy under powered hardware like the NES, SNES, N64, Wii or Wii U.
I will not shed a tear for Nintendo, the sooner they die the better.
Re: Those Sun Pillows look brilliant!
Indeed porn mags literally grow on trees. All Paul Raymond does is harvest them.
Next week, I’m going to the office in a pink-and-blue jumpsuit.
Pics! I like a good laugh on a Friday.
That Korean spam is very odd. My favourite spam I received a few years ago had the subject line "Get thicker, longer hair!" - I have hair down to my arse and a full beard. The last thing I need is thicker, longer hair. :)
100 reported cases of contact sensitisation
Out of how many people using products containing these extracts?
Re: Is this Tesco's fault?
> If your customer base is in the UK and the IP address come from somewhere else, then this is not likely to be your customer.
Except I used to work at a customer site in the UK that due to the nationality of their ISP all websites thought was in France. Sites that blocked non-UK IP addresses seriously pissed me off.
> Not only that, but you can easily keep a log of where your genuine customer has logged in from the last few times.
> A change in pattern for that customer (perhaps combined with an overall view of the change in pattern across your customer database) could give you a clue as to whether something's going on.
Oh yes very nice except it will inconvenience customers. Steam use a system like this and last week I had to confirm I was at a new location 3 or 4 times just to use my Steam account. Annoying for me, for your average luddite member of the public this would drive them to another supermarket.
You could have the most secure site in the world but no customers because it will be a pain in the arse to use. You have to work out a realistic threat model and apply reasonable security rules to mitigate the actual risks whilst not over inconveniencing the customer. This isn't corporate IT where you can force the users to jump through your security hoops because you say so.
So the balance went over his honesty threshold and he decided it is safer to pocket the cash than sell the hash.
Agreed. I thought Electric Dreams early on in the review and the thought never went away.
But Android phones and tablets are available without Google's apps. Probably the best selling Android tablets are Amazon's Kindle Fire models which have no Googleyness. So his point is?
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sounds like a marketing ply to me.
Re: Passive sensors?
Expecting a visit from James Bond and a squad of marines?
Re: For fucks sake!
Are you a new user? Well you won't see the damn things then.
Yet another reading comprehension fail.
You can delete sites from the new tab and pin them to it too. So delete your most visited non-work sites and pin some work sites to it. You might find its quite useful after all.
Re: WTF is "tiles"?
You may find the most visited tiles useless but I find them very useful. You can also pin them in place on the new tab. When I open a new tab they provide links to six important sites I have pinned (El Reg and a bunch of sys admin stuff mostly) and three frequently visited sites. Very handy indeed.
Fortunately they will continue to do so since I am not a new user and any new install of Firefox is quickly synced with my others.
Sites "we think users will enjoy" is a very different thing from sites a specific user will enjoy based on their browsing history. Way to read too much into things duckie.
Re: <scratches head>
Some people really need to learn to read.
Re: Who'd want it ?
Vaio laptops look great but the build quality is terrible. They fall apart in a few months and are very expensive to repair, only to fall apart again another few months later. Our previous IT manager had a Vaio only policy and now we are left with a pile of laptops with broken hinges, broken screens, etc.
One very high spec and expensive laptop that was bought for a director was even faulty straight from the factory. It had wires hanging out of the dvd drive!
Thanks for the great idea JMJ!
“If you get rid of music, images, videos, words and literature from the smartphone, you just have a simple phone that would be worth $50.”
If you get rid of the software from an electronic music instrument you have a plastic box that is worth nothing. Therefore all musicians (including those who only play guitar or drums) should pay £500 per instrument to a new software rights collection society, to be divided among all the programmers on the planet.
It's worse than that
Noooo... "The researchers studied over 150 men and women"
So they studied about 80 women and asked them how attractive they found 80 men. Such a fine representative sample, it can surely be scaled up to be valid on a planet of over 7 billion people.
Re: iPhone 4, 3 years later: FUBAR
I've dropped my Galaxy S3 on to tarmac, pavement and concrete several times. Yes, I'm clumsy. The only damage is some scratches and a slight dent in the case. The screen is still perfect and it runs the latest version of Android no problem. Who needs repairs?
I know lots of people who dropped iPhones and the screen and / or back shattered. One person I know managed to bend an iPhone 4S so it looks like a banana! (I have no idea what she did with it.)
You can't compare iPhone with landfill Android. Sure you're talking about an old iPhone but it was a premium model at the time so compare like with like.
Re: Consumer Company?
They really need to ignore this consumer crap, it has caused all their problems in recent years. Let Apple be hip, trendy and bought by all the chavs. MS makes more than enough money from enterprise and professional customers and has no need to go chasing after the unwashed masses.
Re: I think I can update this one for you so it works on both sides of the pond
Doesn't work, I have no idea who Vince Lombardi is.
A better equivalent to the quote from the article is imagine having a black man as president of the US.
Re: "unmodified Androids provided they were connected to a computer."
I do not connect my Android to a computer. And, even if I did I would connect it to my computer which has not been compromised since 1999.
Break the security on your device and it can be hacked really isn't a story.
Re: OK for web browsing
Because Netflix uses Silverlight. Yes they say they support HTML5 but have you actually watched any content in HTML5? Its always Silverlight in my experience, on UK Netflix anyway.
Re: Dear Mr Satya,
They probably took one look at your use of apostrophes and speech marks and decided they'd had enough.
Re: Mega Hard
Elop is that you?
Obvious problem, obvious solution
If you buy cheap internet with a free router you're going to get a pile of shit.
Welcome to your age of conformity Facebookers.
I'm the one with the unimaginable life laughing at you from the sidelines.
Re: Stop it, Now!
I see you have no need for reading comprehension either.
Re: Perhaps ..
I want FairySQL and Persil RegClean liquitabs now!
It has been done before
My father invented a technique for printing circuits like this using standard printing presses that normally print magazines, books or newspapers over 25 years ago. That is much more standard than presses that print on bottles and would have run at much higher speeds. We had test circuits on normal self adhesive paper labels. Unfortunately no tech company in the UK was interested, he tried Ferranti, Marconi and all the rest, and eventually we had to let the patents drop. :(
Re: Just been reminded of an old story from the 80s
Sounds like an urban legend to me. No doubt that's why you posted anon.
I see Nokia feature phones still use the same crappy old UI from the 1990s.
There's a reason they're called Crapita.
That NEMA 5 Socket looks like Mr Stay Puft from Ghostbusters to me. Wtf is it for anyway?
Cloud based ERP? Maybe for HR but for manufacturing no way. I've built systems for production line use and you're lucky if you can get a network connection, internet no way. And, who wants to explain to Mr BMW that they can't produce cars and are losing millions per hour because the internet connection is down?
Please fuck off to the Daily Wail with your BBC propaganda.
Panorama ceased to be a documentary some time in the 1980s.
Re: Stock Android
Having used both I actually prefer the Samsung UI to stock Android. (I know, I'm some kind of strange pervert.)
I just wish I could get rid of the bundled Samsung copies of Google apps that I never use and the 3rd party crap like Dropbox. I appreciate that a lot of other people don't mind giving Dropbox permission to access everything on their phone and send it to the NSA but I'd rather only Google was doing that for me thanks.
Schwarzbier, lager, double malt, Pilsen, Alsatian and low-alcohol?
Unless it can tell the difference between Hobgoblin, Fusty Ferret and Black Gold what use is it?
Who syncs an Android to a PC these days?
Google back up all your contacts, calendar, etc and updates are OTA now so what is the point? I haven't had the misfortune of trying to sync an Android and PC since the early days of my original Galaxy S.
I know several Android users who don't even own a computer.
Speedball 2 was a superb game, possibly the best 2 player I've ever played. As well as the Amiga & ST there were also versions for the previous generation of home micros. I used to practice solo on my Speccy for multiplayer matches on my mate's Amiga. Good times.
Re: GabeN can afford to give away....
Nothing has changed much in the last 30 years? Really?
So my Android tablet, Win7 gaming PC and smartphone are just the same as my Atari 2600? I think not. The rest of your post was a confused diatribe that made little sense. I can't decide if you need to lay off the pills or take more because your current dosage isn't working.
So how much content do they have in the States? I signed up for a free trial month in the UK recently and think I could watch it all in 2 - 3 months.
Re: Have I got this right?
You're missing two important points - the Point Of Sale terminals were hacked so the attackers could get card details whether Target stored them or not and this is the USA, they don't have chip & PIN.
Re: Security through oblivion?
Hell even in a technical business and as an IT person I know that my bosses think I'm some kind of paranoid survivalist whackjob because I point out our many security failures. No one listens because they think it will never happen to them. I look forward to the day it does.
The real surefire way for Chrome users to be sure they're not being listened in on is to use Firefox. :p
Re: A security nightmare
I prefer OpenMYPCToTheEntireInternet.
Tbh I've never used their product but I distrust any software advertised on TV with adverts that cheesy.
your Github profile is your resume
Hey brogrammer go back to coding in Starbucks, we have no need for you here.
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