922 posts • joined 9 Jan 2012
The smallest engine...
in the world.
Re: Company Car vs Company PC
Haha that's a good one. I've had similar problems, the rest of the IT dept never seem to know how to treat the devs. We aren't one of them so they don't want to give us admin rights but if they don't then I'll have them at my machine every day installing something for me.
And you think this is the fault of the IT dept? I think you'll find your IT colleagues would love to supply everyone with the latest shiny laptop or desktop beast. After all then they can brag to their mates what great machines they get for work. The fault for using old, probably used equipment falls squarely at the beancounters' door whether that equipment is IT equipment or anything else your company uses.
Re: For me there is a basic question
Most likely because ISP supplied routers are all a pile of shite. I never use an ISP supplied router for anything except confirming to them that I have tried another router and the line fault I am reporting is still there.
"code review is extending its scope... welcoming in business, legal, compliance and risk specialists."
Yeah right. I have enough trouble getting the involved stakeholders to actually read a spec and offer useful criticism. The idea of them getting involved in code review is laughable, not that I would want them so involved anyway. This is just more vendor bullshit to sell crappy tools.
Re: Great headline!
Pffft the noughties? I've been buying from Maplin since the 80s when they had no shops, just the catalogue, and their prices have always been expensive. Try comparing with the RS or Farnell websites and weep at how much Maplin have ripped you off over the years.
This is nothing to do with having to pay staff, etc as another commentard mentions. They were expensive when they had no shops, and RS and Farnell have some shops too.
Yes, yes you are. Douchebag.
(You seem to be missing the biting social commentary and satire in South Park. Try looking a little deeper than the knob gags. It isn't Family Guy, CIA Family Guy or Black Family Guy.)
I started playing last night having bought it on Steam last week. So far I'm a level 3 Thief / Assassin and loving it. The controls seem a little odd to me but tbh they may be standard for an RPG these days, I haven't played anything except MMOs, FPS & RTS in years. The humour is pure Parker / Stone and I can see my weekend being full of sniggers and crude 2D art. :)
Re: For me The Book of Mormon set the bar for anything related to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Africa's not like The Lion King!
Re: Future tech for tech's sake...
Headcrash by... oh I don't remember ask your shoes to look it up on Amazon. Very funny cyberpunk book although the VR interface sounds a bit painful.
Re: I'm sure it will be ok even if the plant is shut...
Yes all 5 of them are very important to the council.
I could have sworn IBM Greenock closed down about 10 years ago. It's news to me that anyone still works there.
Re: Bullying and Bluster
What would Kenneth MacAlpin have to do with it? He died in 858 AD.
I presume you refer to Wee Eck who will never be the first King of Scotland no matter what he wants.
Only if you're on a shit network. You need to cancel that EE contract.
Bitcoin has sounded like an EVE scam to me from the very start. When I read articles about it I almost check to see if I'm in Jita local. :p
Looking for trouble?
Dive bar... gritty neighbourhood... city that is known to dislike Google at the moment. Whilst I don't condone the reaction it does sound like she was looking for trouble.
Re: No wonder Americans are scared
The BED is a nice unit but I prefer the CCED - Coffee Cup Equivalent Dose. There's a hell of a lot of background radiation in a cup of coffee.
Maybe if you had modern RAM that ran at modern speeds instead of 6 year old RAM then it wouldn't be so much of a bottle neck. Hmmm.
electricity wasting global ponzi scheme
Now there's a thought, maybe BitCoin was secretly started by the electricity companies to sell more electricity?
Re: Cue the selective amnesia
Spurious stats are spurious.
Windows Smartphone 2003 was more advanced than iOS 1.0. Hell, PalmOS 4 was move advanced than iOS 1.0. Did you learn your tech history from Stephen Fry?
Re: WiFi modem geolocation
Yup, that's why Maps works on my S3 even with GPS turned off. Consumes a lot less battery that way too.
How can MS make something hated more than Win8? Welcome to Wandrows8.
The first paragraph has nothing to do with the rest of the article. Its a friendly intro.
As usual when reading a Reg article, and most things, it helps if you get to the end and actually understand the English language past the level of a 4 year old. Reading comprehension 4 teh win.
they're not the biggest mugs. We are
What do you mean we Tonto?
FB may have paid $45 for your phone book but I am not on What'sApp, Facebook, Twitter or any other social network (apart from Steam if you count that) so they aren't getting anything on me.
"It looks at hair length, cheek structure, eye distance and dark shadows to categorise you as male or female"
I haven't seen one yet but I look forward to confusing it when I do. My hair is longer than most women's.
Re: There is a chance of a major win ......
You're on. My money is on an advert for women who want to feel fresher... down there.
Re: I still think
I have no need for a cycling speedometer or running monitor and if my alarms only woke me up at the "right" point in my sleep cycle I'd always be late for work.
What was the other use again? Oh yeah, a fancy notification area for emails on my wrist instead of the two screens in front of me and the phone to the side. Not really a killer feature.
Re: The crazy thing...
Ah Neil you're missing the fact that it won't be the same people sat at the same desks, it will be half of those people working for half the wage they were on before sat at the same desks and doing twice as much work. And yet it will still cost the BBC more than having them in house did.
How could that not make sense?
no, just no
"robotic drones, industrial turbines, automobiles and toasters... should be able to plug downward into consumer level social media streams and upward into enterprise level performance monitoring solutions to fully inter-function."
Why the fuck would they need to do any of that? I can understand drones and turbines requiring constant performance monitoring, maybe even cars, but in what way will a turbine function better if it can read the inane tweets of the great unwashed?
IT vs Engineers?
That is a no argument situation. Unlike the suits, engineers know how to express requirements and can talk technical without sounding like moronic 3 year olds who think Star Trek is real. I used to work writing production line control systems and engineers are a dream to work with. I'd take engineers as customers over a board room of suits any day.
apps that pull weather forecasts to predict sales and set order quantities
Given how inaccurate any kind of long term weather forecasting is that sounds dangerous.
How do these muppets keep getting such lucrative contracts? Ok rhetorical question I know they bribed some civil servant or politician as usual, it is just depressing that they keep getting away with it.
Re: Basic physics
Basic counting. That's paragraph four.
the créme de la créme of gaming aristocracy
"Mario, Luigi, Link, Samus Aran, Donkey Kong, Fox McCloud, Kirby, et al"
OK so I know who the first two are, and Donkey Kong obviously, but Fox McCloud of the clan McCloud? Does he have a Spanish friend and mentor who sounds suspiciously like an Edinburgh milk man? And, who the hell are Link and Samus Aran? I've been plying computer games since Pong and I've never heard of them.
When I think of Nintendo, I think of that annoying plumber and his crappy platform games, stupid cart racing games with children's characters and crappy under powered hardware like the NES, SNES, N64, Wii or Wii U.
I will not shed a tear for Nintendo, the sooner they die the better.
Re: Those Sun Pillows look brilliant!
Indeed porn mags literally grow on trees. All Paul Raymond does is harvest them.
Next week, I’m going to the office in a pink-and-blue jumpsuit.
Pics! I like a good laugh on a Friday.
That Korean spam is very odd. My favourite spam I received a few years ago had the subject line "Get thicker, longer hair!" - I have hair down to my arse and a full beard. The last thing I need is thicker, longer hair. :)
100 reported cases of contact sensitisation
Out of how many people using products containing these extracts?
Re: Is this Tesco's fault?
> If your customer base is in the UK and the IP address come from somewhere else, then this is not likely to be your customer.
Except I used to work at a customer site in the UK that due to the nationality of their ISP all websites thought was in France. Sites that blocked non-UK IP addresses seriously pissed me off.
> Not only that, but you can easily keep a log of where your genuine customer has logged in from the last few times.
> A change in pattern for that customer (perhaps combined with an overall view of the change in pattern across your customer database) could give you a clue as to whether something's going on.
Oh yes very nice except it will inconvenience customers. Steam use a system like this and last week I had to confirm I was at a new location 3 or 4 times just to use my Steam account. Annoying for me, for your average luddite member of the public this would drive them to another supermarket.
You could have the most secure site in the world but no customers because it will be a pain in the arse to use. You have to work out a realistic threat model and apply reasonable security rules to mitigate the actual risks whilst not over inconveniencing the customer. This isn't corporate IT where you can force the users to jump through your security hoops because you say so.
So the balance went over his honesty threshold and he decided it is safer to pocket the cash than sell the hash.
Agreed. I thought Electric Dreams early on in the review and the thought never went away.
But Android phones and tablets are available without Google's apps. Probably the best selling Android tablets are Amazon's Kindle Fire models which have no Googleyness. So his point is?
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sounds like a marketing ply to me.
Re: Passive sensors?
Expecting a visit from James Bond and a squad of marines?
Re: For fucks sake!
Are you a new user? Well you won't see the damn things then.
Yet another reading comprehension fail.
You can delete sites from the new tab and pin them to it too. So delete your most visited non-work sites and pin some work sites to it. You might find its quite useful after all.
Re: WTF is "tiles"?
You may find the most visited tiles useless but I find them very useful. You can also pin them in place on the new tab. When I open a new tab they provide links to six important sites I have pinned (El Reg and a bunch of sys admin stuff mostly) and three frequently visited sites. Very handy indeed.
Fortunately they will continue to do so since I am not a new user and any new install of Firefox is quickly synced with my others.
Sites "we think users will enjoy" is a very different thing from sites a specific user will enjoy based on their browsing history. Way to read too much into things duckie.
Re: <scratches head>
Some people really need to learn to read.
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