So where is the age verification on Freeview channels like Babestation? UK children can see women and gay men wobbling their arses and taking their tops off free on national television. How is that right but internet porn is wrong?
Posts by Irongut
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Say WHAT? ATVOD claims 44k Brit primary school kids look at smut online each month
First pics: Comet-chaser Rosetta hurtles towards icy prey, camera in hand
Samsung Galaxy S5 in El Reg's claws: This time the 'S' is for 'sensible'
Molyneux: Working at Microsoft is 'like taking antidepressants'
Terminator-maker 'Cyberdyne Inc' lists on Tokyo stock exchange
Apple vows to add racially diverse EMOJIS after MILEY CYRUS TWITTER outrage
Forget sledgehammers – crooks can CRACK ATMs with a TEXT
CHILLING STUDY: Rise of the data-slurping SNITCH GADGETS
Re: How I'm driving, or where I'm driving?
"All allegedly"
If you mean allegedly the mobile telcos sell our movement data then I can tell you yes they do, and not just to governments. I saw a live, real time demo of this data by a GIS software provider and TfL at a conference 18 months ago. Scary stuff.
If you mean allegedly the government use that data to plan road resurfacing then no because that would require them to actually resurface some roads.
Facebook swallows Oculus VR goggle-geeks. Did that really happen?
Big Yellow loses its head... again: Symantec, we need to talk
EE...K: Why can't I uninstall carrier's sticky 'Free Games' app?
"Lingering by the nappies? How about a special offer on formula milk?"
I often linger near the nappies but would never need formula milk because I have no kids. I would be in that isle to buy baby wipes for the gf. She uses them for various non-baby related purposes including makeup removal. This is the same logic that causes Google to show me adverts for hotels in the place where I have booked my summer holiday, but since it's already booked I have no reason to click on those adverts.
How accurate is this wifi tracking? Isles in supermarkets are pretty close together, are they sure I'm in the nappies isle in my local Asda and not the unrelated isle next to it? How about at the end of the isle next to the magazines & newspapers?
As usual this is tech we as consumers have never asked for, have no need for and don't want. It probably won't even do the thing it is supposed to do very well most of the time.
Reg tries out Google's Chromecast: Yep, we even tested smut sites
ISPs failing 13m Brits on broadband speed, claims consumer group
You get what you pay for. If you pay the likes of TalkTalk less than £20 a month for fibre you will get shit service. Try looking for a decent ISP (no not PlusNet) and pay them the going rate instead of some ludicrously priced deal and you might actually get engineers in this country on support rather than call centre workers in some typhoid hell hole.
"We also found three in 10 (31 per cent) who contacted their provider with a problem said they did not get a resolution at all"
This figure will also include people like my father who will insist on calling his ISP for problems using MS Office and suchlike. It delays him calling me though so not all bad I guess.
WOW! Google invents the DIGITAL WATCH: What a time to be alive
Osbo's booze, bingo, biz and big data Budget
"spending £200m to fix potholes around the country"
You could spend £200m trying to fix the potholes in Glasgow and still not get all of them. Our roads look like a Swiss cheese.
While he's at it he should tell local councils in the North West of England to stop trying to save money by turning off street lights and lights on road signs (or whoever pays for these things). I'm talking about you Lancashire, Merseyside and Liverpool!
Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github
Re: “faggot” and “bitch”
Really? That's just mental.
I used to have a boss who liked to call any messed up situation or really bad code a whore's abortion. After working with him for 8 years I had to make a concerted effort to stop using the term myself because some people find it offensive.
As for this whiney little bitch and his code cleanup campaign, I'm tempted to spend the weekend peppering code with profanities on GitHub just to annoy him. Well I would be but I have a life.
Hidden 'Windigo' UNIX ZOMBIES are EVERYWHERE
MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide
Crap turnover, sucky margins: TV is a 'terrible business' – Steve Jobs
Re: Jobs was a genius
My last TV was a CRT and I got it second hand when a friend was upgrading. My previous TV before that was some ancient thing that was probably bought in the 70s. My current TV is about 4 years old now and if I don't get at least another 4 years out of it I will be disappointed.
I bought a new monitor last year, it replaced a still functional non-widescreen LCD monitor that I'd had for about 8 - 10 years. It had died at one point but I just opened it up, replaced all the electrolytic capacitors and gave it a whole new lease of life. :)
Google slams Play Store password window shut after sueball hits
Dear Mrs San Fran
Learn to parent your child properly.
Explain to them that in app purchases cost real money and they won't get any pocket money, sweets, comics or whatever is dear to them if they spend money on them. You could threaten to sell their favourite toys / computer / phone to pay for excessive purchases. Don't let them play games unsupervised if they are too young / stupid to understand this.
Don't treat a mobile phone / TV / computer / games console as a babysitter or surrogate parent.
Flying Toaster screen savers return on GitHub
Re: Burn in was easy to achieve
Yup in my first proper IT job we had several monitors in the server room that had a bad case of burn in. In particular the old green screen monitor connected to our MS Mail server was completely useless unless you wanted to look at the main menu. The monitors connected to our Netware servers weren't much better.
I could never understand why they were on in the first place though, why not leave them off to save power & prevent burn in and only turn them on when needed?
Takeaway order spewer Just Eat plans to raise £100m in IPO
Wackadoo DIYers scissor-kick beatboxer
They accused him of inventing Bitcoin. Now, Nakamoto hires lawyer to clear his name
Tony Benn, daddy of Brit IT biz ICL and pro-tech politician, dies at 88
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Friday is Pi Day
Re: "Of all the many and varied stupid things in the world"
"On the other hand, when sorting objects by date it's much easier to use MMM-DD than DD-MMM. Take a look at the Register's own URLs - all today's articles are filed in subdirectory /2014/03/14/. So for IT purposes the American system of expressing dates is superior ... at least, when you don't do it half-assed."
That is YYYY-MM-DD and yes it is superior for IT use but it is still not the stupid, brain dead, fucked up way of writing dates that yanks use.
Target ignored hacker alarms as crooks took 40m credit cards – claim
I was just about to post that myself.
I wonder if it would have made any difference if their security team had paid attention to the alerts because it sounds like senior management have a head in sand policy. I hope some government regulator gives them such a good reaming over this that the CEO can't sit down for a month.
WhatsApp chats not as secret as you think
Re: Strange (Jess)
Actually since Android has the largest market share and it does not have iOS's stupid no access to the file system policy this is not the case. On most mobile devices the user has full access to the file system, they just need to install a file manager app. And, it should stay that way, if it's my phone I should have access to it.
Five unbelievable headlines that claim Tim Berners-Lee 'INVENTED the INTERNET'
Mastercard, Syniverse target holiday payment security with mobile verification system
These sound like reasonable ideas but what are you going to do when you run out of petrol hundreds of miles from home with no cash on you and out of banking hours? With a £20 limit on cash machine withdrawals you would be stuck unless you use your credit card and depending on your car even that might not be enough if you have a £50 limit on it.
Personally I'd rather my bank increase the amount I can take out of the hole in the wall because it is regularly too small for me. But I do like to deal in cash, even for large purchases like a TV or furniture.
The best idea is what my bank does already, and my previous bank also did. If my card is used outside the UK it is declined unless I have phoned them to say I will be away and even then it can only be used in that country. Takes 5 minutes and can even be done from abroad if you forget before you go.
Boffins demo FIVE MICRON internal combustion engine
My work-from-home setup's better than the office. It's GLORIOUS
Re: Company Car vs Company PC
Haha that's a good one. I've had similar problems, the rest of the IT dept never seem to know how to treat the devs. We aren't one of them so they don't want to give us admin rights but if they don't then I'll have them at my machine every day installing something for me.
And you think this is the fault of the IT dept? I think you'll find your IT colleagues would love to supply everyone with the latest shiny laptop or desktop beast. After all then they can brag to their mates what great machines they get for work. The fault for using old, probably used equipment falls squarely at the beancounters' door whether that equipment is IT equipment or anything else your company uses.
Plusnet shunts blame for dodgy DNS traffic onto customers' routers
Beware Abe Lincoln-looking code pros trying to sell you on LOBDOPs
"code review is extending its scope... welcoming in business, legal, compliance and risk specialists."
Yeah right. I have enough trouble getting the involved stakeholders to actually read a spec and offer useful criticism. The idea of them getting involved in code review is laughable, not that I would want them so involved anyway. This is just more vendor bullshit to sell crappy tools.
No sex please, we're Twit-ish. Vine bans non-educational nudity
Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need?
Re: Great headline!
Pffft the noughties? I've been buying from Maplin since the 80s when they had no shops, just the catalogue, and their prices have always been expensive. Try comparing with the RS or Farnell websites and weep at how much Maplin have ripped you off over the years.
This is nothing to do with having to pay staff, etc as another commentard mentions. They were expensive when they had no shops, and RS and Farnell have some shops too.
'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth
I started playing last night having bought it on Steam last week. So far I'm a level 3 Thief / Assassin and loving it. The controls seem a little odd to me but tbh they may be standard for an RPG these days, I haven't played anything except MMOs, FPS & RTS in years. The humour is pure Parker / Stone and I can see my weekend being full of sniggers and crude 2D art. :)